* Posts by Kevin Pollock

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Anti-virus defences even shakier than feared

Kevin Pollock

Finally moving to Mac

I recently picked up a drive-by infection on my desktop PC (the AntiMalware Doctor infection).

Having spent about a day trying to get rid of it with Malwarebytes (usually a good solution), I gave up and just reached for my Acronis image to do a "nuke and pave".

Even though I operate my PC in a way that's easy for me to recover, I still lost about a day of productive time.

So after years of resisting all things Apple I just ordered a Macbook Pro. I'll still run Office etc. using Parallels, but I'll do all my browsing through OSX from now on. I assume I'll have to start wearing more pastel shades of polo shirt too :-)

By the way - I'd also recommend a sandboxed browser option like Sandboxie. It's free and it works pretty well. If I'd remembered to launch the sandboxed browser instead of my default browser I could have avoided the infection.

Cheers,

SPuD

TalkTalk turns StalkStalk to build malware blocker

Kevin Pollock

Other ways to protect users

Comrades,

I used to work for a content security company who won a deal with a major ISP for a similar capability (ie. detection of infected broadband subscribers). In that case the equipment simply monitored outbound traffic from the subscriber to detect Port 25 packets. This gave an extremely high probability that this subscriber was infected, and was acting as part of a botnet.

(Note, I know that botnet technology has moved on, but even today a simple Port 25 test would probably find over 90% of user infections).

Note that the tiny % of ISP customers who run their own mail servers (and therefore generate legitimate Port 25 traffic) can request to be put on a "white list" so they do not receive repeated warnings.

The company I worked for unfortunately was not successful commercially. The problem is that, while it is useful for an ISP's customers to be warned if they are infected, there is nothing in it for the ISP. It's not worth the ISP paying for the solution.

This leads the ISP to consider dodgy systems like Phorm, and maybe the one described here. In other words the ISP tries to make some money out of it.

I spoke to a number of security guys in some very large ISPs around the world and they told me that they thought that 25-33% of their subscribers were infected.

This did not surprise me because the average UK broadband user has no clue about how to protect themselves on the Net.

TalkTalk may well have had the good of their customers in mind here - let's give them the benefit of the doubt. But they don't seem to have handled this situation very well. If they had been honest with their users it would have been much easier for them. I guess ISPs never learn.

Also, FYI, TalkTalk does not have Ellacoya DPI boxes in their network (unlike other UK ISPs like BT). They use Sandvine boxes instead. The Sandvine boxes are not in-line with user data, so they do not have the same active DPI capabilities as a result.

Cheers,

SPuD

BT trumpets subsidies for village broadband

Kevin Pollock

What about the backhaul?

I am served by a semi-rural BT Market 1 exchange. For foreigners that means there is no unbundling - and there are so few people on the exchange that unbundling is almost inconceivable. Regardless of who my retail ISP is, the traffic is actually carried on the BT Wholesale network.

My local loop is still ADSL, so I'm on an "up to 8Mb/s" service. I actually get about 7Mb/s on the DSL router, and can sustain about 5Mb/s on my RapidShare downloads.

So all in all I'm really happy with the download speed. The upload speed is shite - about 300kb/s. So video calls are tenuous at best. VoIP usually works OK.

My exchange is due for a 21CN upgrade to ADSL2+ in 2011, which should allow me to get 18Mb/s to the exchange, from the dB numbers I see on the router. I may get about 750kb/s on the uplink if I'm lucky.

But it's the backhaul speed that will limit me - at least for downloading.

What is the point of "superfast broadband" in the local loop if BT continues to lag on the upgrades to the backhaul and core network?

What is the point of any speed upgrades if my monthly bandwidth is capped by BT or the retail ISP?

Why are ISPs still allowed to call these services "unlimited"?

SPuD

The Linux Chronicles, Part 1

Kevin Pollock

@ blah5

A couple of comments...

I will take your advice on trying OO again on XP, thanks for that reminder.

I know Edward Tufte's essay very well. It's a good read, and he makes some excellent points. But crap presenters are still crap presenters with or without Powerpoint. :-) I think it's an excellent observational piece though.

I freely acknowledge Powerpoint gives crap presenters some interesting new ways to screw up! A bit like Desktop publishing software gave people who had no intrinsic document design skills interesting new ways to write ransom notes.

I'd also like to re-interate that I said "a lot of people use Powerpoint", not that they are dependent on it. Nobody should depend on any specific application to do their job (unless they're a developer for that application). Powerpoint is a useful way to store, organise, and present information, and it does those things better than anything else on the market today (even the Apple thingy - Keynote?).

As for being soured on Impress by one moderator. Well he was the moderator of a developer forum. I saw many comments about the poor graphics capabilities of Impress. And to be honest it was pretty par for the course for those kind of techie-focused forums. Anyone who mentions a customer-related issue tends to be dismissed as a "marketing dweeb".

In fact it makes me laugh that the Linux community has managed to develop a totally useless, but very pretty 3D desktop in the form of Beryl, but can't even get simple Powerpoint animations right.

My comments are focused on the Powerpoint/Impress "feature gap" because I tend to push Powerpoint to its limits. If I was a power user of Word or Excel I'm sure I'd be able to list reasons why the OO equivalents are not up to par. You pointed out the database deficiencies, for example.

I suppose you could argue that with OO being "good enough" for a free office application it becomes a barrier for a commercial company to create a real MS Office killer.

To be successful on the desktop, Linux needs a truly professional Office suite. Open Office is not it. End of story.

Cheers,

SPuD

Kevin Pollock

Still no Powerpoint alternative

Hi Andrew,

I very much enjoyed Part 1, looking forward to the next part.

When Vista became such an embarrassment a couple of years back I was one of the guys in my company (I'm in the user community, not part of IT) who thought "what a great excuse to look at Linux". It was even more applicable when Office 2007 came out and seasoned office veterans were turned into Newbies overnight by the feckin' "Ribbon".

I'd played with various Linux implementations over the years, but never found anything to do with them. It seemed that people run Linux just for the joy of running Linux. I guess it's OK for developers, or as a server, but there are no world class apps for the general population.

So I tried it for laughs. I got no further than Open Office. What a pile of dingo's kidneys compared even with Office 2007. Open Office was the reason I persevered with the Ribbon, and have sort of, kind of got used to it.

I was amused to read your words about BeOS...

"The only two things BeOS didn't do was view PowerPoint presentations from PR people and text retrieval. But that was a problem for PR people, who got a polite message requesting a PDF version."

Powerpoint is actually used by quite a few people. And the Open Office equivalent - Impress - is literally a joke. It does anything but impress me. I tuned into one of the developer forums for Impress, hoping to find out I'd installed it wrongly or something. But when I pointed out that animations were poorly implemented the forum moderator politely told me something like:

"We won't be fixing this. I never use animations."

After I'd finished laughing at the arrogance of this remark I promptly wiped the Linux installation and went back to Windows - with a greater sense of gratitude that, whatever Microsoft's faults, within Windows there are good quality office applications that actually do far more than the users need.

I know Open Office is free. But again, this is a symptom of the Linux mentality. People will actually pay for good software. You don't have to put up with crap software just because it's free.

I also realise that a lot of people work very hard to produce and maintain Open Office applications. I apologise if my remarks have upset them in any way, although I hardly think they're anything they haven't heard a thousand times before.

My prejudices remain:

- Linux is for developers and servers.

- Macs are for content security consultants, and people who like shiny, expensive toys.

- Windows is for ordinary users who need world class applications for office automation.

Cheers,

SPuD

Gov beats BOFHs to snatch worst-for-service crown

Kevin Pollock

Central Number?

Well...maybe. But it would add at least one extra level of hierarchy to the numeric menu system.

A freephone number for each major department would be preferable.

Kevin Pollock
Thumb Up

DVLA is ace!

I've been lucky not to have to call central government very often, but the one occasion I can remember it was the DVLA.

I'd sent my license back for a photo update only to find I had to travel to the US on business. I needed the license to hire a car.

I spoke to a nice chap at DVLA. Not a call centre because his Welsh accent was very obvious. Rather than mess me about he immediately passed me to his supervisor who was extremely helpful. She offered two or three options for me if they were not able to get the new license back on time, but she also promised to "look out for it and hurry it up". I must say I was a bit dubious - it seemed such a personal assurance to give.

Anyway, my new license arrived safe and sound two days later, and I had no problems hiring the car. Outstanding service - especially as the DVLA had a backlog of licenses to deal with because of the postal strike that was on then.

In total contrast was my attempt to ask Hertz (the rental company) if they would accept an official fax copy of my license from the DVLA (this was one of the options the nice lady there offered). Nobody there had a flipping clue! They were hopeless, and broadly speaking couldn't care less.

I'll still use Hertz in the US because they've got the best checkin facility at SFO, but I hope I never have a paperwork query with them!!!

Palm opens for Chinese cash

Kevin Pollock
Terminator

We're doomed!

Huawei will soon own everything!!!

Everything that ZTE doesn't own, anyway.

The Chinese National Bank just extended their credit line to $30B, so there's no shortage of cash to buy whatever they need.

I'm off to Waterstones to buy a "Teach Yourself Mandarin" course.

Iomega ScreenPlay Director HD

Kevin Pollock
Megaphone

Incomplete review

Folks - first let me say I love the Reg, and most of the reviews here are both entertaining and informative. But while the entertainment aspect is great - I think you need to beef up the information level in your reviews. In particular, if you are reviewing a specific class of product - like a media streamer - it might be good to stick to the same person, so that he or she can build up a level of experience, and perhaps check out AV forums for that type of product to see what the users are saying.

Cliff, it looks like you haven't done many media streamer reviews (hey - we all have to start somewhere). Not sure where to begin on the long list of things that people need to know about these boxes, but a few things spring to mind:

- How long does the box take to boot? We are continually told to switch electrical products off when they are not in use so cold boot time becomes a critical useability feature.

- There are two recurring features that are demanded by users of the Western Digital and other similar media streamers (with and without internal hard drives). First is the ability to create a shortcut to a designated network share (this is a huge missing feature in many devices). Second is the ability to proportionately fast forward through a movie (check the Popcornhour feature where you can go to X% of the movie by pressing the number keys). So does the Iomega have either of these?

- You mention that the unit "made hardly any noise". Hmm. Forgive me, but that is not a very useful comment. I'm sure the manufacturer publishes the noise level in dB so we could compare it to other reviews. Also - I'm guessing you reviewed this at home. Is this a quiet environment where even a tiny cooling fan sounds loud? Or a noisy flat next to a busy road? I know this seems pedantic, but HD movies with high quality soundtracks tend to have a huge audio range - everything from explosions to almost total silence. And in the latter situation the last thing you need is a noisy hard drive, or even worse a cooling fan starting up. So some idea of the steady state noise (mainly caused by the hard drive) versus peak noise (cooling fan) would be great.

- You mentioned that the interface is not as graphically pleasing as the Apple TV. Fair comment. But does that mean it is more responsive? A big complaint in the media streamer forums is the sluggish way that the user interface behaves. Eye candy is a novelty that soon wears off. A responsive UI is a genuine, and highly valued feature.

- Remotes can be very directional. So in other words, the unit only sees the command if you are directly pointing at it. What is the situation with the Iomega?

- On the topic of remotes - nobody (almost) who own boxes like this uses the out of the box remote. I think I'm right in saying that the de facto "all in one" remote is the Logitech Harmony series. So you need to provide two usability reviews - one using the in-box remote, and one using the Harmony.

Generally I would say that the Reg needs to become more systematic in the review of media streamers, and other types of gadget, so that different reviews could be compared more easily.

Stepping away from the soapbox now :-)

Cheers,

Geoff

Retailers prepped for Windows 7 family pack

Kevin Pollock
FAIL

Impress fails to impress

Would love to move to Linux. Think Beryl looks way cool. Like the idea of an O/S that actually runs on the hardware I can afford. Hate M$.

But.

With all due respect to the great folks who donate their time to opensource projects. Impress is dreadful. I've tried Open Office several times, and while the word processor and spreadsheet are OK, Impress is totally unusable. I suppose the difference is that I only use 10% of Word functions, 5% of Excel functions, so I don't notice the lack of function or compatibility in those Open Office apps. But with Powerpoint I use 110% of the application - I push the boundaries of animations and such, and also use a bunch of add-ons for even more functionality.

When I look at the pitiful support for these features in Impress I realise that Microsoft is guaranteed a place on most enterprise laptops for the forseeable future. And if it's stuck on the laptops you can bet that enterprise desktops will use it for compatibility.

By the way - you could justifiably say that very few people need these advanced functions in any company. You would be correct. But the presentations that I develop are used by our whole sales force. They not only need to be able to display the presentation, they also need to be able to do simple editing of the file to suit their needs on a given day. There is virtually no chance that I can take one of my spiffed up Powerpoint files and import it to Impress.

The need for presentation editing is also the reason I can't move to Flash. the other reason is that I can develop a presentation in Powerpoint in a quarter of the time I need for Flash.

What really brought it home to me was when I posted my question about poor animation support on the Impress development forum. One of the lead developers responded with something like...

"You shouldn't be using transitions and animations in a presentation package anyway."

At that point I knew I was in the wrong place :-) Nice guy. Wrong planet.

Cheers,

SPuD

Ireland scraps e-voting in favour of 'stupid old pencils'

Kevin Pollock

Let's put this NASA pen vs Russian pencil myth to bed shall we?

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

- BOTH countries began by using pencils

- Pencils are dangerous in space (explained in the link)

- A private company designed a pen to meet space requirements - they were not asked to do so by NASA

- NASA didn't pay a penny towards the development

- The pen worked as required, and was subsequently used by BOTH USA and Russia

- It is also available to buy if that takes your fancy

Acer flaunts first Ion-based nettop

Kevin Pollock

Apple TV killer?

Looks to me like it goes up against the Apple TV.

But on the UK Apple Store the 160G Apple TV is £263. If Acer is sayng "below $300", which could mean $299.99, then in Ripoff Britain then can we expect to pay £300?

If so this is a tricky choice.

Apple TV is cheaper, more polished (inevitably), has Front Row, and looks as gorgeous as any other Apple product.

The Acer is a PC, so it'll be hampered by Media Centre, is running Vista (gag reflex), so the 1.6GHz Atom vs the Apple's 1GHz Crofton might not make as much difference in performance as one would think. But the Acer is more open, and you're not tied to the Big Brother of iTunes. you theoretically get a faster CPU, graphics hardware assist, nice chunk of memory (at least 1G of which, of course, Vista will not be able to use as it's a 32-bit OS). You get a bigger hard disc.

The Acer may or may not be able to play PC games, as Roger pointed out for reasons of disc protection (and assuming one stays honest and resist the opportunity to download the no-CD hacks).

My first impressions - it needs to be the same price as the Apple TV to compete - and the remote has to be excellent. By the way your review doesn't mention what kind of remote and/or keyboard options will be provided. I think the product might sink or swim depending on its usability.

Microsoft cries netbook victory against Linux

Kevin Pollock
Alien

Linux can't succeed without a Powerpoint alternative

Bought my daughter an EEE PC 701, Linux OS. She loves it because it's small. light and responsive (fast on, fast off etc.). I like it because I don't need to worry too much about malware (her desktop PC became infected with the AV360 and it was a "nuke and pave" to fix it).

But as a credible road warrior platform, the netbook with Linux has to run somethng that can compete with Powerpoint. While I applaud the efforts of the OOO Impress team to get something that opens Powerpoint files, when it comes to displaying those presentations I'm afraid Impress is simply unusable.

To Dana W - OSX and KeyNote - now THAT'S a presentation platform!!!

Incidentally I put my points on the OOO message board about the poor animation support in Impress and a person who appears to be a lead developer of Impress commented "I never use animation, so you shouldn't either". I'm sure he's a nice chap, but he's a developer. No concept of "know your market". Shame.

Alien icon - because OOO developers are on another planet :-) But let's be thankful they exist, because it goes some way to making Microsoft try harder.

Kev.

BT network 'vulnerable to Chinese attack'

Kevin Pollock

@AC what are the threats?

Just to clarify there are two distinct issues:

- Because Huawei is providing the MSANs for (theoretically) 50% of the 5,500 telephone exchanges in 21CN then these devices could be used to intercept phone calls or internet traffic.

- Because Huawei is providing optical transmission for 21CN, then China could simply "switch off" (or threaten to switch off) these devices in the event of some conflict. I suppose also that Huawei could introduce "bugs" or other issues to these devices so that it wasn't immediately obvious that this was a deliberate attack.

The security service report says that while these events are unlikely, the impact if they were to happen is highly significant.

As other people have pointed out, various aspects of UK communications and defence are now provided by foreign suppliers. Even items we might think of as Made in Britain use components or software created abroad.

I'm really not sure how credible these threats are. But in terms of conflict with China, we've certainly has our spats in the not too distant past (Tibet, for example). You have to think that using the "Huawei off switch" is only going to be possible once - so our disagreement would have to be pretty significant :-)

Kevin Pollock

@AC: RE: Marconi and 21CN

I'm afraid Kevin is my nom de plume :-) I wasn't at Exact.

Kevin Pollock
Unhappy

Marconi and 21CN

Marconi lost three aspects of 21CN: the MSAN, the iNode and the optical transmission. In the case of the MSAN and iNode Marconi were the clear technical winners, but they were not able to meet BT's pricing terms. Ciena was technically the best for optical. Huawei was the cheapest for MSANs and optical, and Huaweu promised it would all work the way it was supposed to.

MSAN went to Huawei and Fujitsu. iNode went to Ericsson. Optical went to Huawei and Ciena.

So, once they got their products from the lowest bidders, BT now had the challenge of deploying this stuff. As we know, 21CN is now 2 years late on a schedule that already slipped.

Some of those delays are because the Huawei MSANs don't work the way Huawei said they would. So you'll find more Fujistsu gear being installed than Huawei.

The majority of the delays are being put down to iNode issues with the Ericsson softswitches. When Ericsson bought Marconi in 2005 I assumed they'd deploy the Marconi softswitch in 21CN, but for some bizarre reason Ericsson cancelled that product and laid off all the staff. Today, with the Ericsson home-grown softswitch still nto working, they are looking to deploy Sonus in 21CN. How screwed up is that?

So should Hewitt have intervened and saved Marconi? That's a tough one to answer because protectionism is always a bad thing. But the question arises as to why BT was so stupid as to buy lowest bidder products for a project as significant and challenging as 21CN. It was always going to be hard, but by buying cheap they just made it impossible.

Now we see these fears about security issues. Once again, BT should probably have thought a bit more strategically about this.

Penny wise, pound foolish I say. If BT had bought iNode and MSAN from Marconi, 21CN would be a lot less late. And if they's bought optical from Ciena/Marconi we wouldn't be facing these strategic security concerns.

By the way, in terms of a threat, it's hard to intercept traffic at the optical layer - but it does give the Chinese the ability to turn off the network from afar (like the Russians can switch off our gas).

But the MSANs are different. If they are compromised then theoretically the Chinese could intercept phone calls and internet traffic.

Of the two threats I think the "big remote off switch" is more worrying.

Ericsson quickens up cable broadband

Kevin Pollock

@Steve in Manchester

Hi Steve,

Actually I think VDSL would be ideal for folks like you who currently have a long copper loop out to the exchange. As I understand it (disclaimer alert), if BT deploy VDSL at your exchange they would run a fibre cable to within a short distance of your home. Exactly how close they would come is dependent on several logistical, technical and local planning factors. But the idea is they'd cut out a lot of that 4 mile copper local loop, and only use the last 100m or so of existing copper cable into your home.

So despite the fact that you're so far from the exchange, you'd still get these high speeds of VDSL connection. You'd then find that the bottleneck becomes the backhaul from your exchange, as I described above.

Kevin Pollock
Unhappy

@Mark Daniels

Hi Mark,

Your point is well taken. But that actually confirms my point about the Digital Divide. And by the way, I'm not sure we should be comparing ourselves to sub-Saharan Africa :-) How about comparison with France, or Germany?

My line *could* run at 18Mbit/s if BT invested in ADSL2+ at the exchange. My line *could* run at 8Mbit/s if BT invested in a decent backhaul connection from that exchange. Myline *could* run at 2Mbit/s if it weren't for all the other folks in the village who insist on using their broadband at the same time as me in the evening (gosh the nerve :-) ).

But in reality my line runs at 2Mbit/s during the day, and drops close to zero at times in the evening.

How fast is "fast enough"? I am certainly thankful that I get an always-on (or mostly on) connection that runs fast enough to get email all the time, and can usually get the low-res BBC iPlayer with only one or two stutters. so please don't think I'm ungrateful.

But surely the government should be focusing on making sure that everyone in the UK can access a decent speed of broadband. Spending money to upgrade the local loop is pointless if you don't invest in lowering the contention rates.

This is the same point that Simon Painter made.

And by the way - the current, misleading "all you can eat" business model does not help. The ISPs have painted themselves into a corner with the low cost broadband model. I pay £21 a month for my PlusNet service - so why can't I expect three times better speed than the entry level services?

The economic model is broken.

Kevin Pollock
Unhappy

...and what about the backhaul?

It's great to hear about local loop technologies that could deliver "up to" 83Mbit/s over telephone cable. But the adoption of these technologies will just widen the "digital divide" in this country.

In my case line checks indicate that I could enjoy up to 18Mbit/s if my exchange was equipped with good old ADSL2+. But I'm on a "Market 1" exchange so that's not scheduled to happen until 2011. I mean - who the heck needs VDSL when I could get 18Mbit/s from ADSL2+?

But in the meantime my router runs the line at 8Mbit/s - and the fastest I can get on a speed test is 2Mbit/s. That's because the backhaul from my exchange runs over a piece of wet string.

I don't live on some remote Scottish island, this is a location that's only 1 mile from my exchange, which is itself only 2 miles outside Nottingham.

Ballmer reacquaints Microsoft with its PC past

Kevin Pollock
Jobs Horns

Windows for mobiles

Disclosure: I do not own an iPhone, I have an HTC Touch Diamond, and having sat next to somebody who does have an iPhone I realised what a pale shadow of an imitation the HTC really is.

The instant response of the iPhone was breathtaking. In contrast the HTC is a clunky piece of crap. And half the time I need to bypass their "TouchFlo" interface and just open a crappy Windows menu.

Windows Mobile might be acceptable in a standard phone (ie. with a physical keypad), but it's absolutely useless for touch screen phones.

The iPhone needs no stylus, while I use the stylus all the time on the HTC. I honestly cannot believe why anyone branded the HTC as an "iPhone killer". And I've been told it's one of the best of the Windows touch screen phones!

To be fair, I think the iPhone is too big, and it's Apple, so it's a closed system (no removable battery, no data memory expansion, sub-standard camera, no Flash, etc.).

I'm now getting too embarassed to answer calls in public on my HTC just in case an iPhone owner sees how shite it looks :-)

The good news is that my phone upgrade is due in March. Unless a miracle occurs and Nokia releases an iPhone-like GUI for Symbian, I will be going back to a "conventional" phone with physical keys.

Vogue model sues Google over 'defamatory' blog

Kevin Pollock

Arbitration, not law courts?

This poor woman had her life ruined by some animal in a bar. An animal, by the way, who recently repeated his "outburst".

For those of you who think this lady "doesn't look that special" maybe you'd like to consider how you'd feel if this was your friend, your sister, your daughter or your girlfriend. Whatever we might feel about the "value" of a modelling career, she is a human being.

Her entire career was based on how she looks, and she lost it in a second. As somebody who would never make a career from my looks the nearest comparision I could make is if that stupid git of a doorman had whacked me on the head and left me brain damaged.

Is a legal challenge the right way to deal with this? Well, personally I think it's overkill. But what other response does she have? Free speech is one thing, but when that argument is used to justify everything from ignorant insults through to right wing neo-nazism, maybe there ought to be a way to ask blog sites to just take the offensive content down.

The problem is, of course, who decides what is offensive? In this case I think it's clear cut. this entire blog is a callous tirade against an innocent individual. It has no value. Take it down.

Nokia Siemens Networks in 'synergy-related headcount restructuring'

Kevin Pollock

Snappy German translation

OK, there HAS to be a single German word for synergy-related headcount reduction. I don't speak German so I fiddled with Babel Fish for few seconds.

It's the word "related" I seem to be having a problem with. Any German scholars out there who can help?

Best I can do so far is Synergieverbundenangestellterbeseitigung. It seems altogether too "hasty" as the Ents would say.

BT's 21st Century network, er... isn't

Kevin Pollock

NAT isn't all bad...

NAT is a mega-kludge,there's no doubt about that.

As several people have mentiojned, it was "invented" (I prefer "congealed") to help sort out the IPv4 address exhaustion issue. But along the way we discovered something quite useful when we use it.

Port Address Translation (whch is actually what we're referring to here) allows us to use private IP addressing in the home or office, and pipe all that traffic through a single (or smal number of) public IPv4 addresses.

By the way - even if we do reclaim every unused IPv4 address there still won't be enough to go araound - with or without NAT/PAT.

The ability to use private addressing is a useful way to make home networking "plug and play" (sort of), and is also useful for network security purposes. I'm sure there are may other examples of why it's useful.

So even if IPv6 was wdely adopted, I suspect most people would retain PAT to allow us to deploy private IPv6 address space "inside" the firewall - both at home and in the office. At that point all the NAT/PAT problems listed here are still there. They don't go away just because you use bigger addresses. PAT inherrently removes the end to end paradigm (oh feck, I used the "p" word" - don't forget to mark your BullShit Bingo cards) of the Internet.

Even if I moved to IPv6 native (not tunneled), I would still have to set up port forwarding to my eMule server on my home network. And that eMule server would till have to be given a static IP address, not DHCP.

I do acknowledge that NAT or PAT are dreadful kludges, but you have to admit it's a miracle they work at all. A genuine triumph of brute force over...well ingorance is a rather churlish word, but you know what I mean.

United 'bankruptcy' points to new stock scam techniques

Kevin Pollock
Alert

Happens every day thanks to Google Alerts

I agree that the deliberate use of a botnet probably makes this a form of insider trading. Except one could argue that the news was already in the public domain!

This happens to me almost every day - I receive Google alerts that turn out to be "old" news. I'm not sure how or why this happens but Tony hit the nail on the head - there needs to be some general best practice for the news industry to use date and time stamps.

IBM, PGP fill Bletchley Park's rattling tin

Kevin Pollock
Unhappy

Yes, very sad...

...that we have to rely on the Americans for help.

WW2 was probably the last major conflict that was fought for truly noble reasons. It was a struggle against two fundamentally and indisputably evil empires - Nazi Germany and Japan. Britain managed to hold out alone for a while, but let's not kid ourselves - to actually beat Germany and Japan we needed the Yanks then too.

Given that there were times during the war when the whole thing could have literally swung the opposite way it's clear that Station X played a decisive part.

It is a national disgrace that we are allowing the site to fall into disrepair.

But on the other hand it's one of several national disgraces we're facing right now - rationing of drugs on the NHS, third world public transport, inadequate electrical generation, crumbling social structure. But surely the money could be found by simply capping the expenses of a few MPs.

Fuck me this is depressing, I'm off to the pub!

Road Pricing 2.0 is two years away

Kevin Pollock

@Paul Hurst

...sorry Paul, but I don't really see your point.

The amount of petrol used by your lawnmower, chainsaw etc. will be minute compared to your car(s). You can't scupper a good idea for such a minority case.

And your point about offroad car use also. I suspect the vast majority of UK car owners generate more miles on public roads than private or off road. Once again, as Mr.Spock would say "the good of the many...etc.". The last time I drove "off road" was parking in a field for a car boot sale.

In all of these cases petrol driven appliances and off-road car use is still causing carbon emissions, which is part of the rationale behind road pricing.

So I have to disagree with you and would say that an increase in fuel taxes is the simplest, and most effective way to encourage less car use.

On the other hand, increasing fuel tax is also an inflationary move, so in the current economic climate I'm not sure the spineless Wimps of Wesminster would go for it.

Much better to chuck billions into a new IT Money Pit. Tossers.

Cheers,

Kev.

Asus goes official on extended Eee PC line-up

Kevin Pollock
Stop

Madness...

...bought the 701 4G a while back for my daughter (12 years old). She loves it.

It's been said before on these boards, but Asus has lost the plot.

Original EEE PC was revolutionary because of the low price, user friendly OS and fast boot time.

The only things I'd say are essential to change (from the 701) are...

- Bigger screen (which they addressed, but only by losing the price advantage)

- WiFi that works as reliably as under Windows. Under Linux it's hit and miss for automatic connection

- A price that goes DOWN, not UP! Asus, please read Wikipedia articles on Moore's Law and Price Elasticity.

- Greater availability in the supply chain so that retailers cannot justify INCREASES over RSP.

- Better battery life (if I was using it - doesn't cause a problem for my daughter).

OPTIONAL changes would include a cosmetic re-vamp. Maybe more SSD, but 4G is plenty really for a Web Book PC. How about a dock station to really enforce the idea that this is an appliance, not a general purpose PC?

As the first in to this market, Asus should be focusing on getting volumes up, and prices down. Not on exploding the range of models and causing customer confusion.

Kev.

IBM solves world's 'paper or plastic' crisis

Kevin Pollock
Paris Hilton

@sam - Speed of light...

...in a given medium is a constant.

The refractive index of dry air at sea level is 1.0003, which means that light actually does travel a teeny weeny bit slower in our atmosphere than in the vacuum of space.

Paris because I have roughly the same chance of shagging her as of anyone giving a flying fig about this post :-)

Kev

UK.gov tells throttling petition: Choke on it

Kevin Pollock

Imagine the scene at Number 10...

Like TeeCee says, they completely misunderstood the issue (maybe they chose to misunderstand it, as opposed to just being clueless). It's the backhaul contention rates that need to be policed. Local loop is a different problem (ie. one of over-zealous advertising claims, like "up to XMbps", and Virgin claiming that HFC is really fibre).

I can imagine the Downing Street PR person thinking "gosh, I've been lumbered with writing a response but don't really understand the issue at all, who can I ask? I know, I'll ask BT." Even worse they may have asked an "independent consultant" - who used to work for BT!

And the BT "expert" immediately sets the topic as being about local loop, not backhaul. After all, BT has just announced their "massive" investment in fibre in the local loop (it's a drop in the ocean, and they're using it as leverage for regulatory concessions, but hey).

Actually I suppose we can't blame the politicians too much - whom do they ask for advice? To paraphrase an old adage - "who will provide us with the expert advice to argue against the experts?"

Every expert I know has an axe to grind, or an agenda to promote - including me!

Li-titanate storage balances Indianapolis power grid

Kevin Pollock

@GrahamT

Hi Graham. Thanks for that.

Indeed these batteries do seem to have extremely good forecast lifetimes. I was interested to learn from various Wikipedia articles that there's a market for recycled car batteries for reuse in home generator systems.

Do you think manufacturers will recycle batteries into new vehicles? It strikes me that manufacturer warranties are so generous these days that they usually want to make sure everything in the car is totally quality-controlled. While the recycled battery could be explicitly excluded from the warranty, I assume a faulty battery could also damage the electric motors, or other parts of the electrical system.

I suppose if you stuck to the same make of car so there was continuity of service history...good opportunity for car manufacturers to lock us into the authorised dealer network!

Kevin Pollock
Black Helicopters

How long do these batteries really last?

Folks - this article triggered a number of questions for me, and I found this Wikipedia article useful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_vehicle_battery

Black helicopter icon 'cos it's amazing how much fast charge technology has already been invented and licenced by the MIC already :-)

Office 2007 fails OXML test

Kevin Pollock
Gates Horns

I would move to Open Office in a heartbeat, but...

...for one member of the Open Office suite - Impress (the Powerpoint equivalent).

I use word processing and spreadsheet functions to a very limited level (as do most end users), but with Powerpoint I push it to the absolute limits.

When Microsoft release Powerpoint 2007 they totally screwed up by introducing the "ribbon" interface. Regardless of how good or bad this interface is, it turned their existing customers from "experts" to "novices" overnight.

I felt this was a fabulous opportunity for Open Office to establish itself as a serious alternative to Office. Open Office apps that retain the familiar look and feel of pre-2007 Office, and offer the same functions and performance should be snapped up by the market - especially because it's free!

HOWEVER...Impress is essentially unusable for anything but basic text slides. This is apparently (according the the Impress blog) because it does not take advantage of graphics hardware acceleration on PCs.

The result is that slide transitions and animations are jerky. Text and objects are initially displayed without anti-aliasing, and then visibly anti-aliased on screen for the audience's delight and amusement. I assume that the people who write Impress somehow don't notice, but to presentation professionals it's impossible to ignore.

I think the problem is that the people developing Impress tend to be developers (gosh, there's a surprise). But the people who use Impress are presenters.

But those developers also present slides from time to time. You've seen those presentations - they're the ones with a couple of hundred words on a slide, and lots of cartoon clipart images - good thing I can reduce that font size down to 8-point eh!

But Powerpoint has evolved not just as a text slide presentation package. It now contains a rich set of animations such that you can create quite complex, interactive "modules". As I say, I don't think I'm typical of the average Powerpoint user.

When I raised this issue in the Impress blog I was told "you should be using Flash if you want fancy animations". While I'm sure the person who wrote that is very clever at programming - he (probably a he) has completely missed the point.

There's a very real opportunity, given the gross incompetence and arrogance that Microsoft has displayed with Vista, OOXML, and Office 2007 for Open Office to establish a strong base of users. But to compete with Office you have to track both the features, and the performance for the whole suite, while returning the useability we enjoyed pre-2007.

I happen to be a Powerpoint "power user" (or I was before 2007 turned me into a bumbling eejit). I'm sure there are Word power users, and Excel power users who have similar concerns about the other Open office apps.

Asus to offer Linux-less Eee PCs globally

Kevin Pollock
Unhappy

Re: Where to get your eee

Still waiting for my daughter's Eee to arrive. On order for a month now.

Went straight to the PC World web site after reading your post - they have 2G versions (which are obviously out of fashion already) but no 4Gs.

Where are you seeing "piles of them"???

Boffin shortage will blight Blighty's prosperity

Kevin Pollock
Flame

Scholarships for science?

It costs a fortune to take a degree these days, and yet our kids still seem to be choosing the soft subjects that will often not provide them with a marketable skill when they graduate.

Why should we be surprised if thousands of well-qualified Eastern Europeans come to Britain and step into the jobs that should have been filled by our kids? Don't get me wrong - I think open EU borders are a great idea (I used to work in France so I benefited the other way round). But one consequence is that they highlight the deficiencies in our own education policies. Let the Poles and Hungarians flood in!! They are nice people and the Hungarians in particular make fabulous red wine. The fact that they're flooding in might finally shake the eejits in Westminster into doing something about preparing this country to be more competitive.

So if the government really wants to see a competitive Britain, why not offer scholarships to candidates who choose one of the subjects that have been identified as critical to the future competitiveness of the country? (And by the way this would absolutely have to include the children of immigrants who are EU or UK citizens).

That way kids can still choose to do degrees in "media studies" or "fashion" or "Batman comics", but they won't get a scholarship for it.

Since the money for scholarships will be in short supply, and probably wouldn't cover all the current technology places in the UK, there should be some merit scheme that universities can take part in to be preferred for a scholarship. For example, if the U of Sussex decides to call its fashion course "Fabric Technology" to win a scholarship, the deciding committee would have the power to say "tosh and pish you oiks, that ain't a proper technology subject me laddo - no cash for you". More established technology universities would have preference, but there would also need to be an incentive for universities to transition from soft to hard subjects so as to win scholarships.

All universities would have to compete for some number of scholarships in a given year. Since New Labour makes us record every possible statistic these days it should be possible for a university to publish its "probability of employment" ratio for technology courses and be preferred in the selection for scholarships.

More controversial is if these scholarships were means tested. Remember that the "middle classes" (ie. anyone on more than £30k a year total household income) pay for everything in this country these days. So when we spend what's left of our wages (once Mr. Darling has taken his cut) on things like our kids' health and education it would be nice if we could be included on schemes like this.

/rant

LG lifts skirt, reveals watchphone

Kevin Pollock

Sizewize the time is right...

...for wristwatch phones.

I bought a couple of wristwatch radios for laughs a couple of years ago. They're ludicrously bulky, as these LG watches appear to be also.

But when you consider the size of modern "designer" watches, it's not so crazy after all.

Consider the Breitling Bentley Mulliner Tourbillon (http://www.breitlingforbentley.com/en/).

This watch is almost 50mm in diameter! And I gather it's pretty thick - maybe 20mm or more. And you can bet it weighs a ton too.

But one question - how does one text one-handed on a wrist phone?

UK gov superfast broadband summit decides... erm... nothing

Kevin Pollock

Missing the point

While it's delightful to hear that Virgin might offer 50Meg services to a selected few, we need to remember that the local connection speed isn't the whole picture.

Most DSL broadband users in the UK are subjected to quite a high contention ratios on the backhaul link between the local exchange and the BT wholesale network. These contention ratios are claimed not to exceed 50:1 for residential services, but it's virtually impossible for an ordinary user to measure it.

As we frequently hear - the broadband "experience" frequently fails to deliver anything like the advertised 16Meg, 8Meg or even 2Meg service claimed by the ISP.

The bottleneck that causes the performance problems can be in many places along the end to end path, but the most likely point of contention right now is that "second mile", or backhaul link.

Virgin has their own backhaul that's separate from BT, but both NTL and Telewest have had a freeze of network capacity upgrades while the network consolidation has been under way since the merger. Virgin is also deep in debt, and so it's not clear how they'd fund a major network upgrade at this time.

DSL ISPs are at the mercy of BT Wholesale, who have not yet delivered the "21st Century Network" they promised. It's not late yet (2010 was originally mentioned), but it's needed sooner than BT thought.

And even where an exchange is unbundled, and the ISP has their own DSLAM, they still need to connect that DSLAM back into the rest of the network - and that is usually done over BT Wholesale links.

So if there's one company that needs to get its finger out and start delivering more capacity it's good old BT.

And by the way - what's the point of access speeds measured in tens of megabits when the "Fair Use Agreements" will (in many cases) result in throttling after you've downloaded only a couple of GBytes?

YouTube video-fingerprinting due in September

Kevin Pollock

Re: i CANT SEE IT WORKING

Hi Mike,

I can't either, but to your point about camcorder video vs "professional" video. Anyone out there who goes to footie matches (I don't personally) might want to read the terms and conditions on the ticket. It's quite possible they've thought of this one and have included some kind of limitation on the use of home video.

Cheers,

Kev

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