* Posts by Piers

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TalkTalk steps up attack on government

Piers
WTF?

"mostly richer rural households..."

Has this guy ever LIVED in the Country, I mean the REAL country, you know, like you get in Scotland, Northern England, Wales or Cornwall, not the bloody London commuter belt.

Let me tell you, everything tends to be more expensive, there isn't a great deal of employment and it's largely neglected by Government. Even though people have been living here for thousands of years.

Geeks play Guitar Hero without guitars

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FAIL

Microsoft + Guitar Hero = FAIL

Give me an SG and a Marshall Stack anyday... *pah*

Google music search thingy revealed

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Troll

Music OneBox...

...oh noooos theym soundin loik MICROSSSOFT!!!!

ICANN goes to Korea so web addresses can go global

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Unhappy

.gay

Why do i get the feeling that this won't be used to represent any of:

1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.

2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.

3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.

Boffins 'write directly to memory' of living brains

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Unhappy

sick

that is all.

Geordi LaForge video-to-brain rig built at MIT

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Unhappy

I feel sorry for the pigs...

..who had no choice in the matter.

Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise'

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Happy

Pictures, Playmobil, etc required

and Lewis you have FAR too much time.

er, as do I, obviously.

Now, what was I doing again....

Abigail's Windows 7 Party

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Heart

Parity

Fantastic. Sister called Parity!

And all very amusing - probably the bestest thing about the whole Windows 7 launch.

New web filter laws questioned by top child abuse cop

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Unhappy

Home Office brewing pointless legislation?

Really!!!! Who knew ?!???!!!one

Would be funny if it were not so desperate/serious etc...

Breakfast cereal freebie CD dishes up hard-core smut

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Alert

Loo - it's ok, as long as the CD was packed in a condom...

er... no.

Unanimis turns Orange

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Stop

our mobile phones are lamentably bereft of advertising at the moment...

heaven forfend!!!

Yahoo! loses spot at Britain's biggest ISP

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Happy

You'd think Bing might have been in with a chance...

twist. that. knife.

Mac OS X Snow Leopard First Look

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Happy

BIG icons...

...are really handy when you're using a lot of images and photos in a design environment - saves using preview all the time when you're opening stuff in photoshop etc.

Linux: More contributors, more code

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Happy

You might as well print it out onto A4 paper and weigh it....

Yes - excellent idea, a brand new ElReg Standard unit for code development....

Apple loses students to netbooks and Windows

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Happy

And so that kind of thing I think many people will not be happy with

ah - but many will, cause they want small over all. I have a powerbook and an iMac. And a Netbook. And one day I might even put OSX on it - apparently there are quite a few people who have already and love them!

Campaign for official Turing apology gathers steam

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Startling lack of demonstrated causality...

Although it may exist somewhere, it is not in the rather populist statements quoted.

I hope AT is now resting in peace.

Police, Cameras, Pixellation

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Unhappy

Nohing to fear nothing to...

oh - that'll be why then.

Les Paul dies at 94

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Just listen to the sustain....

RIP Les Paul.

Microsoft catches 11 UK pirate retailers

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FAIL

Oh hahahahahhaha!

>if they buy a computer with software pre-loaded it

>should come with proper documentation and backup discs...

When was the last time THEY bough a frigging computer? My Apples came with backup discs, yeah, but my WinXP netbook? No. My Sony laptop? No. My Compaqs? No. Just a stupid sticker on the case and some weird 'make a backup yourself with your own CD's' app.

And as for Documentation - stupid wall chart showing where to stick your mouse and two bits of folded a4 telling you what the START button did. Do they actually have ANY clue?!?

Microsoft assaults our senses with 'viral' Bing video

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Happy

Strictly speaking...

>Strictly speaking, The Reg shouldn't be writing this

>piece as it could be construed as viral dissemination...

I'd rather think of it as a more of a Public Service Swine Flue Warning...

Palm slams Apple, hoodwinks iTunes

Piers
Boffin

Technical point...

The iTunes library info is stored in an XML file. I have DJ software that gives me access to the iTunes music, playlists etc through this file. It wasn't blocked by the iTunes update (I checked...). Palm could have easily written a simple synch app that did this and now that iTunes is DRM free everything would work as expected. But no - they want to do things differently and are prepared to mess with the USB standard. Did they REALLY think that making their phone pretend to be an iPod wasn't going to cause some kind of trouble? *sigh*

Ofcom to start new number mobility consultation

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Alert

@ Mr Stiles...

"And all this mess is just a bad side effect of someone's attempt to try to inject some artificial intrinsic value into something which has none"

Actually, if you use your mobile for business then having to change it is a PITA. It's on your business cards, it's in your customer's phones, phone books and heads. Keeping your number but being able to change provider is a big deal in these circumstances for a lot of people. And you might want to do that if you move house/office to a poor reception area or if your service provider gets crap/bought.

Out in the country (Cornwall in our case) one of the most important reasons for choosing an operator is how good the reception is, which can be highly localised and not related to simple distance from nearest town.

Keeping your number can mean the difference between making and not making money and staying in business.

Red Hat Enterprise clone poised to 'die'

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Latest News from CENTOS...

From http://www.centos.org

The CentOS Development team had a routine meeting today with Lance Davis in attendance. During the meeting a majority of issues were resolved immediately and a working agreement was reached with deadlines for remaining unresolved issues. There should be no impact to any CentOS users going forward.

The CentOS project is now in control of the CentOS.org and CentOS.info domains and owns all trademarks, materials, and artwork in the CentOS distributions.

We look forward to working with Lance to quickly complete all the agreed upon issues.

More information will follow soon.

Last Update: August 1, 2009 04:34 UTC by Donavan Nelson

Microsoft! and! Yahoo! finally! sign! search! deal!

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Yahoo! will use Microsoft's search technology

WTF? I'm sure when this whole will-they-won't-they thing started MS wanted Yahoo's search engine. But it's been going on so long maybe I just don't remember right. Anyway, in the light of the whole sorry story this result looks just weird. MS is doing WHAT for WHY? Basically trying to buy market share - and if people who use Yahoo do it cause they LIKE yahoo they ain't going to necessarily like Bing are they. Looks like an opening to a FAIL.

Linux Foundation urges fans to sign up to Visa credit card

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Happy

Is it GPL'd?

had to ask...

Apple tablet unveiling brought forward

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Happy

@Colin MacLean

You obviously have never seen a plate stand. Or a book stand. Or a menu stand. OK, maybe you have but didn't think of sticking an iPad(tm) into one! Interesting point though - I wonder if it'll have a little fold out foot/stand thing? (Not a great deal of) Time will tell...

Microsoft GPL violation hits memory hole

Piers

Ahem...

>Ye Olde Evile Gates, not evil Jobs, as if Apple had stolen the patented MacOS

>look-and-feel from someone else it would have been noticed, shurely?

Not 'stolen', originally licensed from Xerox who (strangely) were not interested in developing it commercially at the time. Apple developments later licensed to Microsoft by Apple.

UK.gov eavesdroppers frustrated by red tape

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Unhappy

Look, it's the government, right?

"The reports authors spoke to junior staff at GCHQ, who said there were too many middle managers slowing decision-making and contributing to overly complex internal procedures."

Replace GCHQ with your choice of NHS, District Council, City Council, in fact, the list of Government 'organisations' to whom it would *not* apply is probably shorter.

Oh - and then they go on to call for 'diversification', rather then employing the best person for the job irrespective of their other attributes.

I think these two things are linked - probably in a manner that is going to involve infinite recursion until the whole house of cards falls down under its own weight.

NASA orbiter returns first shots of Apollo moon sites

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@Gary F as well and A/C...

Yes - story here:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/29/moon_landing_tapes/

Visa dings teen for $23-quadrillion restaurant charge

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Flame

FFS!!!!!one!

>a temporary programming error at Visa Debit Processing Services<

Yeah and WE ALL TRUST THESE PEOPLE....

Mines the one with too many bits of untrustworthy plastic in the pockets...

Ryanair agrees website clarifications with OFT

Piers
FAIL

This means that although the ASR has legal force it cannot be enforced.

FFS! pointless. yes i know they're 'going to get round to it'. still fail.

Web browser makers line up battleships

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Happy

MS being disingenous...

Microsoft tried to push IE8 into one of my IE testing setups today. The Installer message reads...

"Internet Explorer 8 is the latest version of the familiar Web browser that you are most comfortable using. Internet Explorer 8 helps you get everything that you want from the Web faster, easier, and more privately and securely than ever."

>the latest version of the familiar Web browser that you are most comfortable using...

Um, no. Making a bit of an assumption there - are they trying to get Firefox users to click INSTALL by accident? Are they desperate?

Glasgow unbans Life of Brian

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Happy

@The March Hare

You spelt modewatewix wong, silly!

Should be:

I think the modewatewix should thwough them to the flaw....woughly!

/pointless pedantwy

O2 tells Apple fans to talk to the hand

Piers

Fantastic!

And in the bottom right of your screenshot it says...

"We're better, connected". Maybe not then.

Please don't eat your horse, EU asks owners

Piers

What do you want? Belly-raspberries?

Yes please Sarah! Now?

Phorm gets £15m lifeline

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@Camilla Smythe - Please Enable JavaScript

JavaSCRIPT, not Java.

Sorry about SHOUTING, no bold.

And Phorm, yeah, sooner gone the better!

P.

El Reg reader crafts Gordo Lolcatprat

Piers

need mr bd spelings tho...

yeah!

Developers take Mac, Linux-friendly Chrome for a spin

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Everyone who knows about software...

...waits until version 3 before it is regarded as stable anyway ....

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Note to employers: Better sex = happier workers

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Happy

probed 900 male and female participants

you. are. bad.

Judge backs Halifax in Chip and PIN clone case

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Stop

Halifax had junked evidence...

"Halifax had junked evidence that might have ascertained if a cloned card was used. The original ATM card and the Authorisation Request Cryptogram were destroyed by Halifax."

WTF?!? Don't bank with them then!

'Cloned' CGI faces mimic people 'better than skilled actors'

Piers
Black Helicopters

The research was funded by...

The research was funded by the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council and The National Science Foundation (ie by the UK and US governments).

Why? WTF?!?

Microsoft backs 'Bing' with big ad push

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Happy

http://www.bing.com/

Currently shows a blank page, and view source also. Things can only go downhill from here...

Microsoft arms half-wit developers with PHP handgun

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Happy

this.fixMyCode(badCode)

this.fixMyCode(badCode)

this functions is wat i needs.

pls post the link or pm me wer i can gets this code?

it in the javas or php?

pls heklp

<Classic!>

Google inks biggest ever apps deal

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Happy

hmmmm...

....I sense a Balmer+chair fluctuation in the force....

Google blames cheeseburgers for destroying the planet

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Calorific value...

Please can someone do the conversion of Google searches to those units slimmers get on the side of [fat|sugar] free things so I can see how much weight I'll put on when I do a Google search?

Pilots plot air raid on Jacqui over ID cards

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[+1] Why are these tests not properly implemented?

Quite!

Wolverine leak claims first victim?

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Joke

"promptly terminated Mr Friedman..."

seems a bit harsh...

Bucks village repels Street View spycar

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Perspective...

From the BBC...

In a statement Google said ...

"We were careful to ensure that all images abide by UK law. Imagery is taken on public property and is no different from what any person can readily capture or see walking down the street."

Actually, Google are using specialist equipment to collect a mass of information for *comercial* purposes. Clearly *not* what any person can readily capture or see walking down the street. If people want to take pictures of your property (or you) for *comercial* reasons, then other rules apply.

They also link the images directly to a geographical location rather than 'somewhere in wherever'. The privacy implications are rather more complex than people seem to realise. Some people are unhappy about this and shrugging off the larger picture (so to speak) just cause you're biased against them won't take this away. Opt In is clearly completely fair and should be applied in this case - ahhh, but that would be too hard to implement, wouldn't it Google?

Pandemonium at NYC 'Top Model' audition

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Happy

Playmobil...

...or it didn't happen!

Small biz still struggling for funding as RBS flounders

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Happy

Minister for the death of the UK economy Lord Myners...

Ahhhh, yes, Reg cynicism. Like it...

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