far-right political party

John, they're national socialists, that puts them on the left.

Destruction testing

Is it Gordon Brown proof?

Keyboard alert

I tried sex on TV once, but we kept falling off.

Re; Pete

"..a short, not too technical, explanation - preferably in 4 words or less."

All Councils are fuckwits.

Ithankyou.

Huey

Or rather, they DON'T cook it properly for you in the time it takes to boil a kettle.

Any news..

on a verified by visa hack?

all that brown acid you took at Berkeley

Is that AT Berkeley, or IN Berkeley?

Someone out there will get it.

Promising

It looks like hybrid with fixed and optimal generating is the way to go...assuming those figures hold up.

Cough

Bagsy dot satan muuwaaahahha!

@Tony

Posted Wednesday 4th March 2009 16:36 GMT

" So was Hitler. Are you suggesting that he wasn't a fascist?"

Ah, the Strawman cometh.

Did you see me say that? No? That's because I didn't.

Perhaps you need to enable subtitles for the hard of thinking.

I am weary of all the bleats from the discredited left that we are Nazis, Racists, etc when they run out of brain early in the argument....everyone is someone else's' Racist/ Demon/ Nazi now...I don't even hear the words anymore.

I've tuned you out.

Talking of idiots...

Look at all the poor spelling in the posts slagging the BNP.

The mugs have also swallowed the BBC/ dead tree press line that they are "right wing".

They are in fact national socialists.

Sheeple.

Really?

"universal use of LEDs in place of incandescent or fluorescent lights would cut the national 'leccy bill by 15 per cent."

Going to question that, I thought the savings would be higher.

Anyone?

Nah

It was shit the first time around.

The Prime Mentalist

My money's on largactil...is the list online yet?

Yawn

Old news.

The launch went a bit Pete Tong.

Divert

"Why is your answering service on? Phone me back, or I KILL YOU!"

@Sarah...Yu kiding?

"For chrissakes. It's called a typo. Sometimes they slip through."

SOMETIMES?

The spelling on here looks like it came from a failing comprehensive called fuckwit central.

I'm not mailing any more corrections, because they don't get acted on anyway, and that nice Mr Lettice always used to send me a thank you note.

So bollox.

How much?

This thing's got a battery and an electric motor.

A "normal" bike has an engine with loads of moving parts and sensors, plumbing etc. and is way cheaper.

WHY?

@Random Coolzip

I thought OpenSolaris had a timeline thingy?

FAO the Reg

Please stop putting that demented cunts photo up where people can see it without any warning.

Give me strength

Wankers'

So

The fish had 'em by the balls, then?

At least

...the Tories know Linux exists.

@David Kairns

" Please correct this article as follows:

Date: Beginning of infinity to present time."

Can Infinity have a beginning?

@Schalor Visari

That wasn't a copter, it was a lizard craft.

Dribble.....

Copycat

So it's an Asus eee pc 1000, then.

Kudos BTW to Tony Smith for his excellent reviews on netbooks last year...they helped me make my final choice.

Her Ladyship unwrapped an Asus eee 1000 in white on Christmas day, and she loves it!

Sussed it

It found a picture of its girlfriend on goatse.com.

Argh

Now I've got "Barracuda" running 'round inside my head...

The live version by Alice in chains with Gretchen Wilson on vocals, so it ain't all bad.

@Sarah

Will Microtoss still get through?

Yeah.

Good luck with that.

Greeneye posts

You're only jealous because the ugly bugger managed to pork Gabriela.

Just filling in the gaps

Near Field Communication or NFC, is a short-range high frequency wireless communication technology which enables the exchange of data between devices over about a 10 centimetre (around 4 inches) distance.[1] The technology is a simple extension of the ISO 14443 proximity-card standard (contactless card, RFID) that combines the interface of a smartcard and a reader into a single device. An NFC device can communicate with both existing ISO 14443 smartcards and readers, as well as with other NFC devices, and is thereby compatible with existing contactless infrastructure already in use for public transportation and payment. NFC is primarily aimed at usage in mobile phones.

@Paul

"So? Can you strip down and re-build your cars engine? I bet half of you couldent even chainge the oil. Loosers."

"Couldn't, change, and losers", you loser.

What a complete hoon.

Not new

Rounded over top, earth, sorry, moon banked up around it..it's an Anderson shelter!

check your facts before making sarcy comments.

It's spelt sarky.

Somethings wrong

"My emotional needs seemed to be sated by a simple roll of the eyes.."

There's no way that is Sarah Bee.

And why has she got two shadows?

Hey, who turned out the lights?

No-ones said it yet

Anything by Gerry Anderson.

DNA

They don't need to open his tomb, Galileo's finger is on display at the Museo di Storia del Scienza in Italy.

Presumably they could harvest DNA from that? Any forensic boffins out there?

A change of heart

I was going to say good on him for coming clean, and we could do with a few people like him over here, and then I read Sitaram's post....a bit of an eye opener!

What?

"squeamish [sic]"

What's wrong with that spelling? Am I missing something? Or did you mean squeamish people are sometimes sic? (sic)

@Sarah

You dodged the bit about being a Whovian.

@Sarah-Do What?

"Well, I'm only a flightly casual viewer"....

HAH! Yeah, right.

Oh, and did you mean flighty or slightly? Either way, watch out for lightning.

Where's the raspberry icon?

How thoughtful and caring.

"...harming the physical and mental health of youth and young people"

Driving a fucking tank over them in Tienanmen Square is beneficial, then?

of course..

The iButlers Revenge wouldn't work, because it's silent.

Alternative

HhhhhhggnnnnHHHH! Hnnnnngghhh!!! You bastard, you never told me that was a Phal...

HnnnggrraaaaaagHHHH!!!!

Pardon?

"the unit is 430mm high "

Can I have a peek at that tape measure?

Mac code?

The first time these cards show up online, won't their mac addresses give them away?

Remember

The Newman and Baddiel sarcasm sketches?

BT-He sacked lots of people there, too.

Pity he didn't get the twats who let phorm in.