That's odd

For as long as I can remember the joke has been that fusion has been 30 years away for the last fifty years but just lately it seems the 30 has changed to 20. Does someone know something I don't?

Nothing

that Michael Bay couldn't solve.

I don't think

Ada deserves that.

Oh, wait. . .

whoosh

There is no study of "how men are using technology today" - even the not very bright marketing types can see the pointlessness of that.

If it's frictionless

you're using too much lube.

Since the lenses

aren't actually floating that shouldn't be a problem provide the display is kept minimal. On the other hand the lack of microsaccades might be (depending on what they actually do).

They won't be going anywhere near "the Russian Job"

Phobos-Grunt's just a distraction to keep the Martians occupied while Curiosity slips out the back way.

Did you read the article? Unlike you the judge can tell the difference between swearing and abuse.

I find that hard to believe.

everything was wood veneer - why should processors be any different.

I'm sure

a lot of them are Catholics but I don't think "kill them all, God will recognise his own" is quite appropriate for Mexican military or police.

Your Vending Machine

Now funner to be with!

because of this: http://www.retronaut.co/2011/09/abandoned-soviet-shuttle/

Re: Re: did they consider

The idea is to cause detumescence not heart failure.

No,

In a prograde direction.

Almost

The atmosphere is "slowing it down" (or rather exerting drag) which is causing it to move into a new, lower, but faster, orbit. So it's both "slowing down" and "speeding up". The thing is the English language isn't exactly adapted to describing orbital mechanics.

Don't worry

they don't actually "ride" teenagers - just lasso 'em.

they don't actually "ride" teenagers - just lassoo 'em.

Because

otherwise you have to do orbital insertion which is an even more "massive waste of weight".

And the iOS messaging app

is just tacky.

Er?

for <some> value of style.

Yes, it's a generational thing

in the sense that we're several generations removed from the Victorian era and have realised that we can openly acknowledge that we are sexual beings and even (gasp) discuss our sexuality with others.

<Sigh>

I miss Sarah.

But, as a Queenslander, welcome to the state. I hope you see some of it that isn't the Gold Coast. Cavill Avenue on any given night isn't exactly representative <shudder>.

Solar-furnace powered steampunk racing car

I think el Reg might be on to something there.

how does that workwith lesbian porn?

You can never be sure who came first.

Chuck Norris can't time travel

He just kicks the Earth into the future.

Save your breath

That sort of horror story only works on an audience which is ignorant on the subject which we here are not.

BTW, you do know that the stories at Not Always Right are ,shall we say, not always true.

Would it be infringment

if I wore just one rubber glove?

No

they mean Simplified Chinese as in the modification of the traditional Chinese writing system developed for use in the PRC. (That last bit being, I suspect, significant).

No

they gave up on Crysis comparability when they decided to go for a tablet form factor.

@@Nerdo

I'm also sure that the Earth would recover from humans breaking the climate - after it eliminated the cause that is.

Yes, because

everything that goes into space automatically becomes radioactive and as a bonus if it's living it acquires super-powers.

"If the sun isn't overhead, I should probably be sleeping."

You just lost your geek licence.