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822 posts • joined Sunday 29th July 2007 17:14 GMT

Francis Boyle
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Trouble is

if the sharks had FRIKKIN' LASERS!!! the Orcas would respond with SMEGGIN' TACTICAL NUKES!!!11, they're that hardcore.

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I applied for that one

All I got was killed in a cheap negative effect.

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Turn off the internet - that's crazy talk

The internet is just a black box with a flashing red light on the top. There is no off button.

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"I think well known brands tend to pay more for R&D"

Why?

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I'd question

the "affectionately" bit.

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"The earth is not warming any more"

Famous last words.

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Put that simply

the idea is tautologous nonsense. But, of course, you've put it too simply. Put simply, but not too simply, the idea is something like: "the survival of organisms with inheritable traits that allow individuals to survive long enough to have sufficient offspring to ensure those traits survive. That may be beyond your ability to understand but it isn't nonsense.

Now, can we get back to talking about how crap Facebook is.

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The world will be fine

I just wouldn't fancy being around in another fifty plus years. Just maybe this work will make life in the 2060s a little more endurable.

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Music

Where?

Okay, there's some damn fine religious music but from my brief exposure it's not to found on Song of Praise.

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I got a grip

It's attached to my SLR. Obviously, I'm reading the wrong article.

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Translation fail?

Since 100km is pretty generally regarded as the edge of space I doubt the accuracy of the statement about the fuel burning up in "the dense atmosphere of the Earth at an altitude of approximately 100km".

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Oh God, you made me remember

the flying shark.

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A-ZOO-S is indeed the 'correct' pronunciation but the company itself tends to use A-SUS in promotional material produced for/by English speakers. (Or maybe their PR company just didn't get the memo.)

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I'm not a Bill Hicks wannabee

I'm a Douglas Adams wannabee.

And anyway I wouldn't have existed if not for Hitler but that doesn't stop me being 21236468th on the list of people who get to have a crack at killing him should time travel ever be invented..

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So?

If Einstein where around today he'd have a dozen sets of black t-shirt and jeans.

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Coat

Boffin chair blasting

Great fun for the boffin.

Less fun for the Trazabentigarnos whose stay this used to be.

Mine's the one with the collected works of Arthur C. Clarke in the pocket.

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+10

for adding some perspective (the first thing that seems to get lost when people talk about Wikipedia).

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Yin and yang

It's to preserve the balance of the universe - God Particle, Devil typeface.

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This reply is a figment of your imagination

brought to you by a Pre running WebOS 2 . (Thanks to a 'community'.)

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The "museum or educational centre"

should contain a permanent display of a lead balloon.

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JOTY

Joke of the year.

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With infographics

slick is the problem. Try good insted

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You're forgetting

supply and demand. If the supply's there and demand is low prices go down thus pushing up demand. That's not happening here.

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The Eternity Quest

for a decent Doctor Who game.

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Why not?

ISTR in America's Army or whatever it was called if you broke the rules you ended up in a virtual Leavenworth.

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Wasn't god

permanently on acid. It would explain pretty much everything.

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Or maybe

Far North Queensland.

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What does BAE know about

about oak and hemp?

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Don't be so hard on him

I think he just had a bad experience with Deepak Chopra.

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Your digestive system is safe

Any who claims to be able to make five year quantitative predictions is a charlatan.

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Well, I for one welcome

a good "ON (THE) MOON(s)" headline.

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I've clicked on the blue button

Can't have this sort of filth here. (Lucky for you, I'm blue-green colourblind.)

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capacitive styluses

are a joke. Capacitive touchscreens are inherently inaccurate and no stylus can change that.

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These ones

are less ambitious - they've only taken over one planet. Time to join the Marquis.

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Yes, pretty well known

I think it was mentioned on QI and/or Mythbusters.

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Psychic

paper?

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And people think

Facebook is creepy.

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If you're going that route

wouldn't an integrated power/data networkbe a better idea? I suspect, though, that line loss would eat up any savings on the power side.

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"Fancy capacitors"

You mean two sheets of metal with some plastic between? Even electrolytics aren't exactly complex.

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50% of the object you can see right now

are tardises.

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"into an Arduino again"

You say that kike it's a bad thing.

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OM-4 Ti - Pah

The OM-1, now that was a real camera.

Where's the luddite icon?

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Douglas Adams was always right

even when he was wrong!

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The trick

is to learn something about the subject before you start.

It works in other areas too.

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AFAIK

Chris Foss as mentioned above. Great artist though his genius paradoxically wasn't really in the spaceship design

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One of the best

(if not the best ) designs by Brian Johnson who was also responsible for the Nostromo and the Millennium Falcon. (I think those may have been mentioned.)

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BAAPS

Who the hell's writing the universe these days?

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Hey

The guy was wearing a white coat so it's all legit.