1087 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
Re: Not sure why..
Exactly what I was thinking. Impressive but profoundly stupid. Still if you have a hammer...
Re: have i seen this before?
Print at the point of sale was a nice idea rendered pointless by e-readers. Print on demand is hugely successful and dominates self-publishing. Of course, if you have a design for a working holo-projector. . .
That's a Windows thing isn't it? I can feel an Eadon coming on.
Re: Actually, No
Fair's fair, Steve. I always get my legal advice from greengrocers.
The basement office will be a bummer
On the other hand if the job comes with the regulation ridiculously attractive partner. . .
Re: Hi I'm the Chessmaster
African or European? Wait, I'll get the hang of this reference thing in a minute.
I think you're on to something there
Cute lil kitty cat + xenomorph -> Cute lil kitty cat + puddle of acid
I like what you did there
But the klaxon awaits the less wary.*
Nice trick, Eadon
Go anonymous and get upvotes.
"And who said Microsoft retired their munchkin brigade..."
But the munckin's faith that in ten's years time the workforce will still be using Microsoft products is kind of touching.
Re: Living drones
You want to harness a DC-9 to a homing pigeon. Wouldn't that be just a little cruel.
And I'll keep my SLR
with me too.
The lesson being
fund your space program through product placement.
step 1. Convince yourself that if a woman is a feminist it's because "she can't get laid".
step 2. Don't worry about steps 1 - 2379: they'll come naturally once you master step one.
Re: EU Political Correctness / Communism / Fascism
An Eadon comment is automatically ironic. It has nothing to do with his intention. Does he actually have intentions. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect Eadon is amfm release version. It's a pity though, that the coders have substituted breadth with (superficial ) coherence.
Re: Or worse?
I don't disagree with you but isn't the problem more fundamental than that? Analysts get paid to say stuff. They'll still get paid if said stuff is inane or obvious or misleading. They only only don't get paid if they don't say anything at all.
Re: tiny ?
That's what I thought. Some (unfortunate) men are not that well equipped.
"extremely slow (19-15hz), massively parallel, "analogue", self-repairing and self-adapting, poor compartmentalisation, with pattern detection bias and high error ratio"
Sounds like the US Army. (OK , any army.) May be you should contact the Call of Duty and ask them how they did it.
Who needs an exciting name
When they're "extremely large".
'Emasculating'. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Oh, and while you're here, please stop the fuck trying to get me to sign into my Google account whenever I do a quick search for movie quotes I'm pretending to know by heart.
regards - FJB
Must be wrong
That path goes nowhere near Edwards AFB - crazy Russian politician.
But they said "Apollo" and Project Apollo didn't go anywhere near the moon - crazy American.
I thought you meant the vapour trails
then I remembered I came here to do a CMP joke.
Re: Why revel in things someone else has decided are waste of time?
Because from a third person point we learn much more from failures than successes. Sure if you want to make an Oscar-winner by all means study Oscar-winners. But if you're not in the business you watch good movies and discuss bad ones.
Re: Looks like a Nexus 7 clone...
I'll certainly be considering it. I've been umming and aahing over a Nexus but I'm on a budget and the AU$200 plus price keeps putting me off. Basically all I need is decent battery life, reasonable build quality, and the ability to run a browser. If I can get that for $30 less than a Nexus I'm interested. On the other hand, there's the poorish screen and the HP liability . . .
Re: John Sheridan, eh?
Most of the savings come by adopting Minbari technology but when you see the UI you'll be longing for the return of the ribbon.
That episode?I remember all of them and to be fair most were down to flash vulns.
International pretend to be a space traveller day
is next Thursday.
Now to hook this up to one of those pee-controlled urinal games
and the circle will be complete.
Now, that's peak civilisation.
Entrepreneur tastes just like chicken
I think The Bongster is starting to tell porkies!
I have of course believed everything he has written up till now.
You're an oddball. They're batshit insane.
Re: Sign of the times?
I was going to demand Klingon but a true warrior. . . . No, I don't have the strength to go on.
Since we're restricted to the classics
surely that should be "Doug and Dinsdale".
They were all called Kevin, just to keep it clear.
I'm happy to wait two days
for the puns.
It's the G'Tall tripwire
and since we triggered it four years ago they'll be here any day now to put the animals back in the zoo.
Are you trying to get them to multiply
or will you supply condoms?
Re: Tomorrows El Reg Headline.... Today
Anyone can create a streaming video service. It takes a Google to make money out of it.
Lots of flashing lights
Now that was a computer.
A lot of people are going to be disappointed by optronics.
I see your Whoooooosh
and raise a Poe.
And I thought they were just going to use
Re: It's not all good though
Have you considered a stimulus package.
the US doesn't have to prove anything to the Norks and they don't want China cutting off the supply of ipads.
"sexual health and wellness"
FFS, you work for a company that makes sex toys, albeit upmarket ones. It's 2013 and you feel the need to medicalise your product to make it respectable.
It's a piece of vibrating plastic not an MRI scanner.
I suppose I could make a comment about US puritanism. . .
Re: NorrisSpeed USB
The Hilton is indeed a unit of speed - unfortunately it only applies in one direction.
Re: Each paragraph of your post is untrue.
That which is asserted without evidence . . .
in the experiment is simply asking the subjects to judge the gait they found most feminine. I can judge that Minnie Mouse is more feminine than Mickey* but that doesn't mean I want to fuck her.
*Try explaining that - there's a thesis in there somewhere.
Stop the presses
Anonymous person on the internet comes to "conclusion".
You're in the right area
It's like one of those Japanese combining robots. Never underestimate the power of a few hormone fueled teenagers in a group. The lampposts didn't stand a chance
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