* Posts by Francis Boyle

2739 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jul 2007

Web prank horror: Man shot dead while pretending to rob someone at knife-point for a YouTube video

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On the contrary

Stupid and grossly irresponsible everywhere, only in America, suicidal.

How do we combat mass global misinformation? How about making the internet a little harder to use

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Sounds like a search bubble effect

If you regularly search for rubbish Google will give you rubbish.

No ports, no borders, no hope: Xiaomi's cool but impractical all-screen concept phone

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Yes

The wireless charging premium is around 50% – so nothing like going from a Prius to a Hummer.

Europe promises all-out assault on batteries to counter China’s lithium-ion domination

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Re: Grid applications? ROFLMAO!

The Hornsdale Battery was a direct response to 2016 South Australian blackouts. Musk, being the consummate showman, he is simply identified the PR opportunity and made the SA government an offer they couldn't refuse. (There were many other proposals but presumably the companies behind them were constrained by having to make a profit.) The installation's primary function was always the prevention of load-shedding (by holding the until backup generation capacity can come on line) not grid storaage.

What happens when the internet realizes the stock market is basically a casino? They go shopping at the Mall

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Sounds

more like Tulip Mania multiplied by the power of the internet.

Smartphones are becoming like white goods, says analyst, with users only upgrading when their handsets break

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Re: Becoming like?

"how do you know the light goes off when you close the door."

There's an app for that and thus all mystery has been drained from life.

You would expect a qualified electrician to wire a building to spec, right? Trust... but verify

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Re: Professionals built the titanic... Teignmouth Electron

On the other hand, as I understand it, the reason that Crowhurst embarked on the series of deceptions that lead to his death was his understanding that were he to venture into the Southern Ocean his boat would have been destroyed.

SpaceX powers through bad case of wind to nail Falcon 9's eighth droneship landing

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Seconded

Tail landing rockets and high resolution pictures of Pluto (for example) are both extremely non-pedestrian.

Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal

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I notice

you don't provide actually that "* CDC source" for your false claim about California's infection rates.

Be careful where you log into GitHub: Dev visits Iran, opens laptop, gets startup's entire account shut down

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That's the easy part

The difficult part is: to what extent am I entitled to restrict your freedom in order to protect someone who might not be even be aware that they are in any danger from you. The trick the libertarians try to pull is to suggest that somehow, deep down, we all really believe that any such restriction is illegitimate. Of course, it's projection but it's been a maddeningly effective technique

We got it! Japanese space agency confirms its probe has Ryugu asteroid samples

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Meanwhile

South Australian Police have announced that the hideous entity beyond human imagining that hitched a ride to Earth on the capsule is no longer considered a threat after having been kicked to death by a mildly pissed-off wallaby.

Back to the Fuchsia, part IV: Google's in-development OS now open to community contributions

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I think

You're Fuchsing right. Sorry, Leonhart.

SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine

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No

the fireworks display was just a bonus.

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"Why so upbeat despite the unhappy ending?"

I seem to remember that the Apollo missions also ended in a big bang. (Well except the one that, you know, failed.)

Seriously, the craft proved it can do everything that SpaceX has claimed it would be able to do. How is that a failure?

Edit: Yes, I get it, this is the Register being the Register but even this frequent Musk sceptic can recognise this as an extraordinary achievement.

Boffins from China push quantum computing envelope for 'supremacy' in emerging photon field

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I'm guessing

it's something like:

run – one picosecond

setup – setup one day

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Re: Usefulness ... ?

It's a computer in sense that an analogue computer is a computer because, cubits notwithstanding, it is an analogue computer.

Arecibo Observatory brings forward 'controlled demolition' plans by collapsing all by itself

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Re: Very sad, but...

I think you mean radar. The Chinese telescope (FAST) is a passive device and not as good at detecting those sneaky asteroids that run with their lights off.

DeepMind's latest protein-solving AI AlphaFold a step closer to cracking biology's 50-year conundrum

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Re: how do the proteins fold so quickly (and so reliably)?

Well put. Sometimes you just have to accept that complexity is just complexity.

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

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In other news

A WW2 bomber has mysteriously reappeared ON THE MOON.

Physicists wrap neutrino detector in cosy blanket to shed light on the Sun's secondary fusion cycle

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And with all those

carbon and oxygen atoms it's mostly metal. Enjoy your glass of liquid metal.

Ad banned for suggesting London black cabs have properties that prevent the spread of coronavirus

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You might say the same

about any particular location in a public place. If the area is reasonably busy you can never be sure you aren't walking through a cloud of viral particles someone has just sneezed out. But aerosols settle so if no one is actively breathing on you, (and you're taking the recommended precautions) your main concern should be to avoid surfaces that might have been recently touched.

Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah

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Sorry but from where I stand

Daryl Hannah might be worth risking my immortal soul for, Heather Locklear not so much.

One does not simply shove elephants on a ballet shoe point and call it an acceptable measure of pressure

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Here you go

www.japanesetools.com.au/products/diamond-sandpaper

Industrial grade diamonds are so cheap these days there's no reason not to use them in sandpaper. (Don't get me started on the De Beers Cartel, but, basically, all diamonds are ridiculously cheap to produce these days.)

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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I like the idea

As long as they dig a hole to put it in. As a dedicated surrealist I think there should be more landmarks that are huge holes in the ground.

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Can't be that difficult

We just need a helicopter capable of lifting 900 tons. The Russians must have one of those lying around, surely. (Just checked – the Mil Mi-26 can lift 200 tonnes so we'd only need 45 of them. Failing that, maybe try contacting International Rescue. They'ed certainly have something suitable.)

Alleged Ponzi mastermind on the run from FBI hid in lake with sea-scooter, collared after he surfaced half-hour later

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I on the other hand

have a nasty feeling that this escapade will become the basis of the climatic scene of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3.

ESA's Vega rocket crashes and burns after fourth-stage nozzle failure sinks two satellites

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So Murphy's Law

in it's purest form. It seems we've learnt little in 70 years.

Trump fires cybersecurity boss Chris Krebs for doing his job: Securing the election and telling the truth about it

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Re: Another one bites the dust

Given he was a Trump appointee getting fired by Trump looks like a sound career move.

Reports of one's death have been greatly exaggerated: French radio station splurges obituary bank over interwebs

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Re: Definitely a cooler word

It's pretty well established that it happened to Marcus Garvey though he was clearly close to death at the time and there may have been some malicious intent involved.

Soyuz later! SpaceX gets NASA green light to lob astronauts to the International Space Station full time

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Re: Hyperbole

The more relevant response is that there isn't actually a continent called "America"

Hey, over here, I'm talking... Academics help computers figure out which way you're facing when you speak

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So which way

does Captain Picard have to face when he just wants to turn on the lights?

Finding the relevant Douglas Adams quotation is left as an exercise for the reader.

Biden projected to be the next US President, Microsoft joins rest of world in telling Trump: It looks like... you're fired

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Re: Yay! Party time!

He was fighting Hitler and depression.He needed to overcome the latter to deal with the former and alcohol was what he used to do that. As I understand it he understood quite clearly what he was doing.

Please, tell us more about how just 60 hydrogen-powered 5G drones could make 400,000 UK base stations redundant

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Re: Windy

As I understand the air traffic just had to fly a bit higher. It did however greatly interfere with the Luftwaffe's early trials of low level aerial package delivery.

Japanese eggheads strap AI-powered backpacks to seagulls

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Re: Warning...

In that case they'll just have to work harder until they tern the corner.

South Park creators have a new political satire series with some of the best AI-generated deepfakes on the internet yet

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I do think Parker and Stone's work can be pretty sophomoric at times but in a culture where most popular entertainment is pitched at about third grade level I consider that high praise.

X.Org is now pretty much an ex-org: Maintainer declares the open-source windowing system largely abandoned

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I suspect it's about something far more obscene

Oracle.

Just cough into your phone, please... MIT lab thinks it can diagnose COVID-19 from the way you expectorate

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Re: "98.5% accuracy"

Agreed. In 2020 no one should be talking about the accuracy of their test without specifying both false positive and false negative rates. (In this case 1.5% is probably fine for the former but not exactly great for the latter.)

SpaceX’s Starlink finally reveals its satellite broadband pricing for rural America: At $99 a month, it’s a good deal

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Re: Outside America

One that includes a lithobraking component?

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Re: $5 each from a few dozen households

Somewhere between the place where people can afford $80 per month for internet access and the place where the internet is an unimaginable luxury there's a place where they can afford $5. I'm guessing rural India. Maybe I'm wrong about the location but I'm sure if anyone can work out where it is it's Musk.

Machine learning gets semi conscious... Waymo, Daimler vow to bring self-driving trucks to American highways

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Re: Level 4 Automation is insufficient

While you are of course right about the levels I suspect the person on board thing is more about the need to pay off the local sheriff have someone to take charge when something goes wrong.

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

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Which is therefore no longer a proper cuppa. Clearly the problem is insoluble, which explains the demise of the British space programme.

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All of which pale before the power of dried Weet-Bix*

*The objectively correct name. The Weetabix thing was just a great Australian troll perpetrated on the rest of the world.

If you're feeling down, know that we've just buried a heat sensor in an alien planet. If NASA can get through Mars soil, we can get through 2020

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Yes

If they'd only waited a decade or two and then asked Elon to do it, it would have been done last Tuesday,

When you gaze long enough into the bork, the bork will gaze back into you

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If you make appropriate use of 4:20

you'll never have to worry about how "sad" 4:40 is.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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Well, obviously

someone called Captain Boing has only ever voted for the Serious Party (Extremely Adult Faction).

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Re: I have been a LEGO fan since I was born

The specialised part thing has been going on a long time. The first Lego kit I ever had, way back in the 60s, was a house complete with a dedicated base, a garage door that couldn't be used apart from that base, and a car. Not one of the later 4-studs-wide vehicles but a single piece moulded car. Even as a seven-year-old I didn't think that was quite right.

If you can see this headline, you're certainly not reading it on Twitter: All tweets, notifications vanish

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The problem with Facebook

is Facebook. The problem with Twitter is the users.

What is it about McDonald's, cultural black holes, and not being able to make tech work?

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We're all in the shit

all the time. Faecal matter is one of those thing where whether you find is dependent on the sensitivity of your tests.

Open-source devs drown in DigitalOcean's latest tsunami of pull-request spam that is Hacktoberfest

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To be fair it's not just marketing

It's the old rat/snake/whatever bounty problem. If you offer an incentive to do something useful people will always find a way to game your system.

British Army develops AI shotgun drone with machine vision for indoor use

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Small beer compared to

torpedoes, misiles (guided or not), kamikazes. War is wasteful in all sorts of ways.