* Posts by Francis Boyle

1453 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007

Na na na na na na na na bionic-BATMAN! Boffins build bat-like electro-stimulated drone wings

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"resembles the so-called Caspian Sea Monster"

I'm sure it will be more stable when the missile launch tubes are installed.

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Pilot posts detailed MS Flight Sim video of how to land Boeing 737

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Don't worry you aren't missing much - you have to be ridiculously high for it to be remotely convincing and it doesn't come with the phone number of your local drug dealer. But I second your motion for a Google flight sim - even the rather dodgy Google 3D buildings put the Microsoft autogen scenery to shame.

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Apache Foundation rushes out Arrow as 'Top-Level Project'

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I think that

In the future I'll stick to the astrophysics articles.

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Xen forgets recent patches in new maintenance release

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"arbitrary code execution in backend”

I think I saw that in a video once.

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CSIRO says it hasn't sacked the LIGO mirror-makers

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That sphere doesn't look especially spherical. Are the gravity waves particular intense at the Vulture South eyrie.

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Boffins' gravitational wave detection hat trick blows open astronomy

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Re: So . . . . .

1. The energy doesn't run out it just gets spread progressively thinner (at least for light in a vacuum and gravity waves that's were your model falls short).

2. The same analogy applies to light and yet we manage to see distant galaxies.

3. It helps to have a very energetic source and a very sensitive detector.

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London seeks trials of Google's robo-cars

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Why

not?

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That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

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That's crazy

For really high temperatures you need a jam-based pastry.

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PDF redaction is hard, NSW Medical Council finds out - the hard way

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seems

you missed the section about pronoun dropping.

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They're alive! Galileo sats 9 and 10 sending valid signals

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The answer to that question

Is probably the same as to "do you intend to keep the same phone for the next 12 years".

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Brit censors endure 10-hour Paint Drying movie epic

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Re: I'm fairly sure....

Well if they projected it on the white wall they used for the filming. . .

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Rated "U"

you mean 'U' for 'unwatchable'? Sarcastic bastard the BBFC.

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'Here are 400,000 smut sites. Block them' says Pakistani telco regulator

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"vitiate the youth of Pakistan”

I think they're onto something. Hard to work up the youth (read: young men) into a righteous (and sometimes murderous) when they're all sitting around with a silly smile on their face.

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US rapper slams Earth is Round conspiracy in Twitter marathon

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Because "Leftists, liberals and fundamentalist progressives"

have been conspiring to destroy the US public education system since forever.

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Well now

I'm seeing his name pronounced by Rowan Atkinson.

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Cunning Greek lizards seek skin-matching rocks

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Welcome to the University of Cambridge Department of Zoology

Mind, if we call you Kate, just to keep it clear.

Dammit, I've waited 45 years to get even with you pommies.

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Sainsbury's Bank web pages stuck on crappy 20th century crypto

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No better regulation

We hear these stories again and again because in any regulated system a culture develops of doing the the absolute minimum needed to comply with the regulations. No that might be acceptable in the exciting field of, say, stationery (sorry, David Brent) but when it comes to my money I want a proactive regulator that's prepared to continually enforce good and just not just "good enough" (which never is) practices. Of course in the current cultural/political climate I'm dreaming.

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Boeing just about gives up on the 747

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Aeroflot Flight 593

Thanks I was trying to find that to cite as a reply to all those blaming Bin Laden for not been allowed in the cockpit anyone. Short summary for those who don't know the story: Captain allows son and daughter to sit in the pilots' seats. Son somehow manages to disable the autopilot. Everybody* dies. One of the more truly horrific aviation stories.

*73 people according to the supposedly unreliable Wikipedia.

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How to save Wikipedia: Start paying editors ... or write for machines

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"most of wikipedia is 'adapted' (i.e. pinched) from other people's sites/work and reworded"

Er, that's how information works. Always and thankfully still.

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Internet of Things 'smart' devices are dumb by design

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If I ever buy any home automation it will not be attached to the internet

The much touted benefits of putting home appliances on the internet are really just edge cases or illusory. Turn the heating cooling on before I get home? Maybe if you work irregular hours and are desperate to save electricity and your memory's good enough. The rest of us will just a timer. Let my fridge reorder for me. Show me a working system that's not a pain to use. Let my washing machine reorder detergent at exorbitant prices. Not bloody likely. Of course maybe that's just me being a control freak but I remain unconvinced that consumer IoT systems make life easier for the user. In which case they stay in their little niche.

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Is that light at the end of AMD's dark tunnel, or God sparking up a cig?

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I hope that light is real. If not who will pull us out of the shit when Intel screws up again like they did with 64-bit transition?

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Nude tribute to Manet's Olympia ends in cuffing

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An oppurtunity

If she's going to 'do' Déjeuner sur l’herbe she's going to need some male assistant and they woon't even need to get their kit off. I wonder if there's a sign up list.

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SpaceX: launch, check. Landing? Needs work

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"Dragon 9 1.1 Full Thrust"

Is that the one with Vin Diesel?

No wait I think that was Dragon 9 2.0: Fuller and Thrustier.

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Very large

airbags.

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World Bank: What do the poor need – clean water, or email ... take a guess

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Well of course

Boko Haram is basically just a criminal gang and criminals have a habit of stealing things.

From there to everyone in the third world is corrupt is a big leap.

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You've heard of Rollercoaster Tycoon – but we can't wait for Server Tycoon

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"....a sysadmin wants either to do it for real or to go and play a game where you shoot people and blow things up."

But I hear Daesh are very interested and Lewis Hamilton is thinking of throwing in a few quid.

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NASA books space shuttle delivery truck

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And the problem was that

the Shuttle was huge. All that mass hoisted to orbit just to bring back seven astronauts. (The contents of the cargo bay were almost invariably on a one way trip.) That was the tragedy of the Space Shuttle system - wonderful tech made horribly inefficient because the USAF thought they might like to snatch satellites from orbit.. Much better to provide a low-g landing system for just the cargo that needs it and dump the rest of the mass.

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China names the date for dark side moon landing

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Re: Had to...

"Shall we keep it as the FAR side of the moon then?"

But then El Reg would be compelled to illustrate the article with a Gary Larsen cartoon and nobody wants that do they?

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Aircraft now so automated pilots have forgotten how to fly

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Re: SItuational Awareness

The parallel with cars doesn't hold up. A self driving car needs to be 100% autonomous. There's simply no time for a driver to take over when another vehicle does something random and unexpected 10 metres ahead. Not that it would do much good - absent Lewis Hamilton at the wheel a human's not going to do better than a computer. Now, the same applies in the air. If the system haWhere a pilot has an advantage is in those situations (Gimli glider etc) where they can draw on experience to pull something original out of the hat. But those situations are by definition rare. And it conceivable that the same thing could be done remotely. Indeed in the Qantas engine fire incident it was the pilot plus a large team on the ground that was responsible for the successful outcome. (Someone above mentioned airlines not wanting to pay for bandwidth which may be true for day to day operations but in an emergency different rules apply.)

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It's replicant Roy Batty's birthday – but hey, where's my killer robot?

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Re: Pfffft . . . Human arrogance

If efficiency is what you want it's hard to beat steel wheels on rails. But as most people are probably not to keen on having a railway in their home it would be useful to have robots that can handle the environments we have built for ourselves.

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US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover

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Re: your tax money at work

If Google had just paid itself standard rates for all the views of the Big Dog, Cheetah, etc videos it wouldn't have needed to get that $32m from DARPA.

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Oklahoma bloke cuffed for Chrimbo caprine coupling

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Yeah, I can't stand these sort of capers.

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The Police Chief's photo library mixed business, pleasure and flesh

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Re: Keyboards

I almost miss ball mice. Cleaning the ball gave me something to do while Windows was updating.

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The ball's in your court, Bezos: Falcon 9 lands after launching satellites

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To misquote Randall Munroe

I'm pretty sure SpaceX is an Orbiter shop.

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An on-demand video subscription isn't just for Christmas... Oh. It is

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No for that

you need UTT (Under The Top) bu only if yo're that way inclined.

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SpaceX launch is a go for Sunday after successful static fire completed

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Someone forgot Grasshopper

SpaceX have successfully landed multiple rockets. They just haven't managed to return a rocket from an orbital launch and land it on a barge at sea. But then Blue Origin hasn't managed that either, or indeed anything close.

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Brit 'naut Tim Peake thunders aloft

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I was thinking the exact opposite as I watched the (the very much not live) video

It might be a lot easier to get to space if the rocket could stop to buffer every few seconds.

In reality space is an unforgiving mistress and people don't like to die, which is perhaps why the heroes of space today are robots.( Seriously who here ever expected to live in a world where the surface of Pluto is as familiar as the white cliffs of Dover or the Grand Canyon.)

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Steve Jobs mural highlights plight of Syrian refugees

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Re: Economic migration

" they have been described as fit, wearing good clothes and many using gadgets like iPhones and other expesive gear."

Reminds me of the old story about the famous Jewish violist who was asked why there were no famous Jewish pianists and replied "because it's hard to flee with a piano". You're no less a refugee just because you flee with a Stradivarius.

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No

Downvotes for ignoring the fact that sharia is not exactly friendly to women reporting rape.

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Beardy Branson bangs birds on Boeing

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Re: Because the Pegasus worked out so well for Orbital.

I think there might be a bit more to it than that. Hint: LOHAN.

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Aaaargh, my ears

I'd forgotten just how bad low rent corporate video music could be.

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Estonian vendor sparks Li-Fi hypegasm with gigabit demo

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On the upside

I think we have the basis for a Doctor Who story.

Don't blink and whatever you do don't open your eyes.

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Nest defends web CCTV Cam amid unstoppable 24/7 surveillance fears

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Re: Not really off

There's an app for that!

OK, wrong company, but whatever Apple can do Google/Alphabet can do as well, just without hip slogans.

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Thai women drugged punters 'with Xanax-spiked nipples' – cops

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I may be missing something here

but I am at a loss to understand why all the 'more' links are Shatner/Trek related. I mean, I know KIrk liked the ladies but was there are particularly kinky episode I somehow missed?

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Brit filmmaker plans 10hr+ Paint Drying epic

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"If anyone here dislikes what I do, I am more than happy to receive £141.80 per hour to keep doing it."

Which is the point of the exercise.

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Short weekend break: Skegness or exoplanet HD 189733b?

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I opted for HD 189733b

Thing is the FTL shuttle is so slow and wormholes always make me queasy. So I got hold of this tardis. (Don't ask me how but the vendor was a very nice young lady.) Trouble is every time I throw the bloody lever I end up in some random part of London. Now the thing's stuck in King's Cross. Oh well, I suppose it's Skegness then.

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Rdio's collapse another nail in the coffin of the 'digital economy'

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"How can you tell when a "How can you tell when a music rep is lying?" is lying?"

The usual answer works well enough for politician (they have to be seen to do some good). For a music rep (or anyone in promotions/PR etc) I think the answer would have something to with the presence of a discernible pulse.

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Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

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Not when the topic is literacy

Just I don't need to know what a gerund or a phoneme is to be literate I don't need to know what a cpu or a function is to be digitally literate. It's just a matter of the users knowing how to use the (high-level) tools. Sometime we techies just have to accept that it's not about us.

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