* Posts by Francis Boyle

1489 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007

Star Trek's Enterprise turns 50 and still no sign of a warp drive. Sigh

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Re: As a side note

We don't have warp drive for the same reason we don't have a time machine they (or it since they're the same thing really*) are pure wishful thinking.

We don't have a practical fusion reactor because climate change doesn't wear jackboots and therefore no one is willing to fund a new Manhattan Project.

*See Destroy All Monsters's post below.

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Second 'dimmer switch' star spotted

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Good news then

Means the galactic economy is picking up.

The tourists should be arriving any day now. Time to start learning how to make a really good Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

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Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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Yes, Matt Berry as 007

but he has to say "Damn these electric sex pants" at least once. Shouldn't be too hard working that into a Bond flick.

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McAfee-the-man wants McAfee-the-brand, Chipzilla says no

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Re: Oh boy...

You've been face to face with John McAfee. You have my sympathy.

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Google scraps its Project Ara modular smartphone wheeze

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The only way a modular phone is going to work

is by the creation of an industry standard attachment. (If you've ever tried using a phone with a power bank hanging off a USB cable you'll understand why that's a good idea.) Sadly, I can't see that ever happening.

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London's Francis Crick Institute will house 1,250 cancer-fighting boffins

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It's probably just a shield

to fend of attacks from that building that melts cars

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How much does your kid hate exams? This lad hacked his government to skip them

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Re: Job offer

Yeah, successful "hacking" requires not getting caught. It's kinda important.

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That Public Health study? No, it didn't say 'don't do chemo'

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Re: Irresponsible

"As for the Reg article, thankyou for a well considered and written piece."

Seconded. This stuff is important. Keep at it.

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NIST spins atomic gyroscope to allow navigation without GPS

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Re: Hm

Get an astronaut to swing it around on the end of a string.

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SpaceX's used flight-proven rocket to loft Euro satellite this year

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I've got a guy called Han here

He's asking me to explain this concept of a "new spacecraft".

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$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

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A bit chunky

but I wouldn't mind putting Mint on it. (That surprisingly isn't any sort of double entendre.)

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Password strength meters promote piss-poor paswords

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no

but it does have password1701. Also Picard 4-7 Alpha Tango (you wouldn't want anyone using that one).

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ISS astronauts begin spacewalk to install new docking adapter

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Re: Don't drop that wrench

But if you copy and paste the url it works fine which pretty much defeats the point of the block.

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The calm before the storm: AMD's Zen bears down on Intel CPUs

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I'd rather not join that group

I have an FX6100 in a four year old motherboard. I just hoping AMD get Zen out before it dies.

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China launches quantum satellite to test spooky action at a distance

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Re: Shutter telegraph

The problem with all such attempts is that it's not possible to tell if an individual particle is entangled by looking at it. Any attempt to read the particle's state will simply ensure that it is no longer entangled. (It won't even tell you if it was previously entangled just that it not any more.) Entanglement is something you have to detect statistically.

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Re: MITM impossible

Look up the "no cloning theorem". Short answer:no. Slightly longer amswer: no, that's just the way quantum stuff works.

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London cops waste £2.1m on thought crime unit – and they want volunteer informers

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If where you live

making death threats is not a crime I'm glad I don't live there.

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Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

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Due to conditioning

I read that as 'Swedish Pokemon team' and was quite disappointed to discover that Pokemon hadn't been made an Olympic sport.

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Hey, turn down that radio, it's alien season and we're hunting aliens

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Re: I for one

"And I for one would like to ask them, or one of their boffin friends, why they call it the Low Frequency Array when it operates in the VHF band (Very High Frequency)."

Astronomers have a different sense of scale. Hence the local group (of galaxies).

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NASA test foiled by rocket shaking power cord loose from camera

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Doesn't look much like a spider to me

Are you sure it's not the result of a very scared pigeon shitting itself?

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£1m military drone crashed in Wales after crew disabled anti-crash systems – report

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I know I'm late on this but

I think "clean up crew" is the one we want.

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Intel overhyping flash-killer XPoint? Shocked, we're totally shocked

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I think el Reg has just

broken Betteridge's law of headlines.

Still, at least it ain't Larrabee.

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Samsung Note 7: Probably the best phone in the world. Yeah – you heard right

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Re: Usb-c?

USB is still USB and the C connector is backwards compatible so this is really a non-issue.

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First Wi-Fi box ever is chosen as Australia's best contribution to global history

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I'd go for antibiotics

Technically created in the UK, but Howard Florey was Australian born and bred.

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Cognitive computing: IBM uses phase-change material to model your brain's neurons

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Re: 10^8 nanoseconds?

Using units smaller than the things you're measuring: You call it complexity. I call it simplicity.

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HPE CEO Meg Whitman endorses Hillary Clinton, dumps on Trump

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As someone who agrees with her about Trump

I think it would have been better if she had endorsed him.

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Swede suffers shrinking penis after dentist fits mouthguard

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It's always a good day*

when there's action on el Reg's todger trauma desk.

*Schadenfraude - I don't mind if I do.

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Avoiding Liverpool was the aim: All aboard the world's ONLY moving aqueduct

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This is how it should be done

Thanks for this. I was reading this painfully dumbed down and mostly cribbed from Wikipedia article* about the bridge a few days back and feeling frustrated at the lack of real information about the mechanics. This is how it should be done. More please.

*The pictures are nice though.

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Lowland Scots plunged into panic by marauding ostrich family

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Re: Ostriches versus Glaswegian males

Probably not. But a hard Scotsman plus a trained cassowary could win the "War On Terror" on their own. Only problem: you can't train a cassowary.

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Ostriches versus Glaswegian males

I'd probably give it to the Glaswegian males. Now, if it were cassowaries, no chance.

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Death of 747 now 'reasonably possible' says Boeing

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No, one month they build half of a plane

The next month a quarter, Then one eight. Since they'll probably never get around to building the wings they'll have one giant arrow of which Zeno could be proud.

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Australian Banks ask permission to form anti-Apple cartel

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Re: Life's hard choices

"Huh? Why should they grant chip level access to the NFC hardware? All that is needed is API access, based on NDEF standard, for example. There are valid reasons to not support the banks on this, but technology isn't one of them."

Seconded. If Apple are unable to provide secure access to authorised services their system doesn't deserved to be trusted.

I think I'll go for the banks here as the Hillary option.

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Tesla autopilot driver 'was speeding' moments before death – prelim report

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Re: Bah!

Shouldn't that just be someone saying "you're already dead" in a suitably doom laden voice.

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Re: Why wasn't he paying attention?

"Demanding lorries be painted in patterns the computer running beta software can more easily spot is not the solution to this problem."

It strikes me that if some sort of high visibility markings (which the truck in the accident conspicuously lacks) were made mandatory it would benefit everyone on the road.

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Telstra's head of ops drops after network flops

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Yeah, I hear

they're headhunting Marissa Mayer.

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Florida Man cleared of money laundering after selling Bitcoins to Agent Ponzi

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Re: Stay Tuned ...

I'm glad to see that he's put that cannibal thing behind him. And all those other things. All in all one of his better days.

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Harrison Ford's leg, in the Star Wars film, with the Millennium Falcon door

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Re: Eh? What?

Ford's an actor. He wasn't responsible for the safety of the set. The company was. That's why they pleaded guilty.

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White House to bung electric car industry $4.5bn in loans

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Re: Electric car grants

"I'd like to see where you get the statistics for each electric car using the same power as a house."

I would like to as well. As far as I can tell a typical household in the developed world uses around 55-60% of its energy expenditure on private vehicles. But the conversion efficiency of an ICE is typically 30% while an electric motor is around 90% so the increase in domestic electricity consumption from converting all private vehicles to electric power looks to be at most 50% and probably significantly less.

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Re: Overlooked Problem? / submarines

This discussion of submarine technology is fascinating but almost entirely irrelevant. In general the military's 'economics is not an issue' approach makes their choice of expensive toys a poor guide for the rest of us. I mean you don't see ordinary people non-Americans driving around in Humvees.

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Microsoft's 3D Jedi phone explored

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Re: Microsoft can't design a UI anymore...

Cheap? Do they have a version of Photoshop that charges them every time the apply a drop shadow? The flat thing is Microsoft trying to do stylish and failing miserably because it's just not in their DNA.

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I was going to comment "Cue relevant Douglas Adams comment, you know the one" but you beat me to it. Maybe we should have an index to save time. I think this should be number three or four after the bit about the whale and the marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation and whatever that other one is that you happen to like.

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PHP flaws allowed God mode access to top smut site

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Let me fix that for you

You'd have to be a fairly serious pr0nophile to get to the point where you need to login to a free pornsite wity a name that isn't something like Chet Rockhard.

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Cryptography vs. bigotry: The debate Australia needs to have

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"Huh? You wrote 600+ words on something that hasn't happened."

Yeah, I just don't get why everyone's talking about this Trump guy.

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40 years ago today the US govt sent a taxpayer-funded robot to invade an alien hostile world

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Re: And the lesson is...

I don't think amanfromMars was around then.

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After Monday's landing, SpaceX wants to do it in triplicate

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Re: We already covered this

Yeah, but Mythbusters busted that one.

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Go catch Pokemon in this, nerds: Our space neighborhood of 1.2m galaxies mapped in 3D

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I recognise the hand of that well known cosmologist Jackson Pollock

And here I was thinking that the universe was all sort of melty, like a Dali.

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Ivory tower drops water bombs on dumpster fire

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The only successful things about Trump

are his ego and his choice of father.

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Australian Information Industries Association*: you're not the future of democracy, so please shut up

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Nice try

but I read the article to the end. The fraud there involved a candidate getting his friends/supporters to pretend they lived in his electorate so they could vote for him. Nothing to do with multiple voting and not something an ID card would likely prevent (though the existing system did so easily).

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Student Loans Company burns £50 million in IT project superfail

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Re: £50m - why not simply pay the fees?

Or simply make the loan a tax liability. I like your idea better but sadly these days it seems almost utopian. (And I say that as a beneficiary of a free tertiary education - one more reason to feel old).

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