* Posts by Francis Boyle

2739 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jul 2007

Geoboffins believe gigantic volcanoes kickstarted Mars' oceans

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Well that's winter for you

On the other hand I've heard there's some great skiing opportunities at the poles.

Linux Foundation backs new ‘ACRN’ hypervisor for embedded and IoT

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Re: GPU, video and audio on car or embedded hypervisor?

Yep, absolutely bonkers but hopefully just some Intel marketdroid's fantasy. By all means put your climate control, entertainment or seat adjustment stuff in one of these things but keep the safety critical software on it's own hardware with only the leanest of real-time operating systems. The idea of cars controlled by consumer grade software gives me the willies.

Phone-free Microsoft patents Notch-free phone

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Re: The notch is just a temporary workaround

The Catholic Church* disagrees with you.

*Not a fan personally, but like a lot of authoritarian organisations it does have style.

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Re: The Notch: the curse of 2018 phone designs

But then the display would be 16:9 and that would be terrible because. . . reasons.

Note to phone manufacturers: I don't want my screen to give the "illusion" of extending to infinity. I want it to be right there where I can see it.

Brit retailer Currys PC World says sorry for Know How scam

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"the only computer you will have access to"

I'm not sure I understand this concept.

Why wouldn't you just get one of your Raspberry Pis out of the drawer.

Airbus CIO: We dumped Microsoft Office not over cost but because Google G Suite looks sweet

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LOL

(Well, at least a low chortle)

Veteran NASA probe Dawn: Winter is coming on Ceres (sort of)

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Or if you want to wait

just nick one from Starman. I don't think he's really using them.

You always wanted to be an astronaut, right? Careful: Space is getting more and more deadly

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We just need to work out

how to implant our consciousnesses into tardigrades.

Kepler krunch koming: Super space 'scope's fuel tank almost empty

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My Chevy's low on fuel

I'd better use what's left to drive it back to Detroit.

- Dwayne Dibley

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The reaction wheels have gone

other parts will follow. The expense of a servicing mission would be better put towards a next generation device. We've learned a lot from Kepler but it's time to move forward.

Russian boffins blow up teeny asteroids with tiny laser... to work out how to nuke the real thing

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"Boom"

Someone tell Elena Khavina that thar's no sound in space.

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Don't leave your Pi in a drawer

Install Boinc and donate some cycles.

There's more to blockchain than dodgy cryptocurrencies

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Re: There's more to blockchain than dodgy cryptocurrencies

Thems some ugly kitties.

Former Google X bloke's startup unveils 'self flying' electric air taxi

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"Never have to stop at traffic lights"

A holding pattern on the other hand. . .

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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I suspect

ejector seats would be more efficient if not practical.

Also how do you stop people falling into that big hole.

Less than half of paying ransomware targets get their files back

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Re: That headline: Fewer... (please?)

"Less" is for non-count nouns.

Less has always been used with both type of nouns. The idea that it's restricted to non count terms is a "zombie rule".

Look at it this way. Mathematically integers are a special class of numbers so it's not surprising they get their own version of the inequality operator (in common speech, at least). But quantities are numbers, not numbers other than integers, so any operator that applies to them applies to integers as well.

BTW, I'm with mdubash here. "Less than half" qualifies "targets", which is a count noun, so "fewer" is appropriate here.

Identifying planets with machine learning, dirty AI searches, and OpenAI scholarships

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What the hell is “girl time flanty?

If you have to ask, you're obviously not ready for it.

Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision

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According to the linked article

they're 0.25U. So four of them stacked together are the same size and shape as a cubesat. But if you happen to be looking at one side on it'll appear significantly smaller. Which is what matters.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

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Polly Waffle

Is not to be sniffed at, but if you were going for an Australian option it should have been pavlova. (Kiwis may disagree, though.)

Microsoft floats feelers for fake worlds

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Not with that

I wouldn't

Jupiter has the craziest storms seen yet, say boffins

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Yeah

I think there's a particularly well known one. Can't recall its name ATM. Maybe someone here can help.

IBM's homomorphic encryption accelerated to run 75 times faster

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I assume

the trick is that it can only be applied to suitably structured data. So you have an array in which the content of each element is encrypted but its meaning is known. The content is one secret and is still protected. Protection against modification is protection of a different secret and will therefore require its own encryption.

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Re: Am I the only one who read that as

"Homophobic encryption would take your data and and output:

0101010101010101..."

Well, ISTR traditional homophobic encryption is quite happy with a few '0's getting together especially if there's a '1' on the other side.

The KITT hits the Man: US Congress urged to OK robo-car trials

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Re: The old "my satnav is crap therefore autonomous cares will be unsafe" argument

Of course you don't rely on a updates from a database to avoid collision. An autonomous vehicle is by definition autonomous. But you do need it for navigation. What I'm criticising is the idea that with AI vehicles you'll get people going to the shop for a loaf of bread and ending up in a farmer's field somewhere in the back of beyond (to exaggerate just a little).

Making safety critical systems network dependent is, of course, insane. (Not that I am aware of anyone advocating it, vendors of network equipment aside). But if you have a problem with routing information coming from a network you probably should advocate banning radio traffic reports.

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The old "my satnav is crap therefore autonomous cares will be unsafe" argument

You get what you pay for and your satnav is a consumer grade product supported by the manufacturer which as with phones more often than not means not really supported. Once you have autonomous vehicles the road database they use becomes part of the road infrastructure and gets update by the appropriate authority in real time. So for example, in the event of a crash and a lane being closed off, the cones go out and the database is updated at the same time. And yes, this requires competent, properly funded government agencies, so maybe not so good for third world countries like the US, but for the rest of us, fine.

'Repeatable sanitization' is a feature of PCs now

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"asceptic controlled areas"

Churches?

Rhode Island proposes $20 porn tax. Er, haven't we heard this before?

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wow

I've just looked this guy up on Wikipedia and to describe him as colourful is the understatement of the month.

Marvell cooks up 400* Gbps Ethernet chips

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And as is his wont

there's a small portrait of him engraved on every die.

Senate mulls offensive AI, new training tools and now Chinese faceswaps Trump

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Axioms of Common Sense

1. Guns are great.

2. The US is the greatest country in the world.

3. That Putin guy's not a problem.

Yes, there's a serious point in there.

US Navy gives Lockheed Martin $150m big frickin' laser cannon contract

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I heard that

the scientists involved with the project to produce the requisite giant intelligent sharks resigned en masse after the intern made a particularly inappropriate choice of movie for their monthly video night.

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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Focke

not Fokker.

(Which incidentally is the name of my new band.)

My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background

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Yeah, it was probably

a good idea not to tell the truth there.

Paul Allen's six-engined monster plane prepares for space deliveries

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Re: You'll never get me up in one of those things

Well, I'm not an engineer* either but I don't see why having two fuselage is especially problematic. In a conventional design each wing root has to bear half the full loaded weight of the fuselage. In this design the weight of the load plus that of the fuselages is distributed across a section of the wing, which should lead to lower stresses. Sure it looks wrong, but then a 747 would probably have looked terribly wrong to the Wright brothers.

See also: the P38 and the twin Mustang. (I'll happily go up in either if anyone's offering.)

*I was however almost a physicist in another long-lost life.

Full shift to electric vans would melt Royal Mail's London hub, MPs told

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Re: Hmmm

"Have a look for EEVBlog's maths on the subject."

You mean the bloke who once made a 10 minute video demonstrating that an Arduino makes a very poor multistable vibrator. I think I'll pass.

Symantec ends cheap Norton offer to NRA members

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Re: "restrict it to a musket"

"the longbow gave the populace weaponry effective against the ruling class whose armour previously allowed them to impose whatever rule they wanted with impunity."

Oddly enough, the version of this that I'm familiar with has it that the crucial change was from the bow which requires skill to use effectively to the musket which requires only a few hours training.

Probably the truth is that each new technology changes the balance of power between different social groups in ways that can only be appreciated with hindsight.

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Replacing Norton with McAfee

is like replacing an AR-15 with a Super Soaker full of kerosene. ]

Is this why Facebook is such a toxic dump? HP, HPE sued for 'leaking chems' into office site

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What would you have them do?

They're given land with conditions that make it difficult to sell but they have no immediate use for it. Of course they're going to rent it out. The alternative is to spend millions that could be better used elsewhere to build classrooms (or whatever) where classrooms shouldn't be. That's not sound management in anyone's book.

Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime?

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Just

make sure you don't use your 'usual' safeword.

Huawei guns for Apple with Mac-alike Matebook X

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Are you dead

yet?

Bright idea: Make H when the Sun shines, and H when it doesn't

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Charles' law

Most of it is lost as heat at the point of compression.

SpaceX's internet satellites to beam down 'Hello world' from orbit

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Yes, 1200

100 to 500 kg satelites according to the Wikipedia link (a good article - thanks Elon) all designed to deobit at EOL. And you thought the BFR was just for Mars.

KFC: Enemy of waistlines, AI, arteries and logistics software

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Re: TITSUP

Don't you mean: Total Inablity To Supply Unpalatable Poulty. Yeah, I'm not a fan.

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

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Probably for the same reason that

the outfit which created it is known as the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Australia's new insta-pay scheme has insta-lookup of any user's phone number

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Hold on

Are people seriously suggesting that crimminal types don't already have access to reverse phone number lookup? I remember there was a supposed above board service in Australia a decade or two back. I think Telstra had that shut down. But since the technology exists. . .

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

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Coat

<Looks in pants>

Er, I'll have you know I'm a grower.

Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

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Re: Stupid generic names

But a great way to attract the photoshopping-celeb-faces-on-pornstar-bodies set.

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

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Re: That's not bad going...

Never did manage to convince my mother they weren't real apes in 2001.

Is that you, T-1000? No, just a lil robot that can mimic humans on sight

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The carbon-based unit

designated Bob Wheeler has been added to the list.

Boffins crack smartphone location tracking – even if you've turned off the GPS

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Re: Great!

For some time now Google has been asking me to review places I've visited despite the fact that I keep 'locaion' switched off (for power reasons). I assume they're using tower information but it's uncannily accurate.

A Hughes failure: Flat Earther rocketeer can't get it up yet again

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Get back to me

when Belarus establishes a presence on the other side of the heliopause.