1090 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
It saves confusion.
And a good thing too
If I've gone to the trouble of constructing a query to specify the results I'm looking for, I don't want the search engine second guessing me.
Not in Australia.
That reminds me
of an episode of Lois and Clark where some shyster acquired super powers and began advertising his services by means of crappy commercial on late night TV.
As Supes had to point out to him, that's not how it's done.
A letter ->k
Never say anything different?
How about: we are take our customers safety seriously and purely as a precautionary measure have initiated a review of the security of our products.
Protecting your legal arse doesn't actually require sounding like a couldn't-care-less jerk.
The Real World
Invented so geeks could have somewhere to use GPS.
It's not just
"the more adventurous games". I haven't played a decent game of Tetris since everything went touchscreen.
That'll be why
they've tried and failed to introduce colour and sound every decade for the last fifty years.
I get your point
but I'm still trying to work out how to label microSD cards.
For some values of 'idea'
Why not just have a phone/netbook combo that syncs wirelessly and shares a 3g connection. For extra points you could have some sort of remote view into the phone for people who really want to run phone apps on a larger screen. Of course, as pointed out upthread, that makes it pretty much a Foleo. But then the main problem with the Foleo was that it was overpriced and before its time.
Ultimately though, the problem's software not hardware. No amount of messing about with docking arrangements will solve the problem that people now have multiple devices with their data spread across them and no straightforward and non-proprietry method of syncing it all up.
the Foleo was better designed.
I mean, phone sticking out the back - elegant and functional?
I heard that Vin Diesel
joined Greenpeace. He's now called Vin Photo-Voltaic.
But it's a toss off
I mean a toss up, which shiny little sticks gets their owners off the most.
Totally off topic
but I once attended a talk where the presenter discussed with a straight face "entry and exit training for porn performers". Luckily I was at the back because I certainly couldn't keep a straight face.
is a nice find. Case closed!
List of silly numbers
It was probably on Wikipedia along with the list of inherently funny words (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny_words) but I suspect they were both deleted probably due to el Reg calling Wikipedia silly.
If you look at that list every manufacturer you've ever heard of (with the single exception of Archos) is compliant. The rest are mostly obscure Chinese companies that make tablets and ... tablets. Good luck suing them.
The arguments about license laundering are equally silly: if Google reimplements the functionality of GPL'd code then their code is, unless you can prove direct copying, different code - no licence issues arise. So again - good luck with your lawsuit. You'll be needing it.
If by PC he means
a Microsoft OS running on x86 well, yes there's that. Otherwise - not a chance. If a PC is a personal computer then then they've only just started. Wait for the implanted PC -that's personal by ten. On the other hand (the one not holding the fondle slab) if by PC, he means something with a screen, a keyboard and some sort of pointing device, well, until the aforesaid implants come along they ain't going to be disappearing. So, yes, the IBM PC is dead, long live the PC!
Call me curious
But why does el Reg need tags for masturbation AND wanking?
Speaking as a former patent examiner
"No". In my time patent applications could be rejected as "not novel" though not, as I recall, by us lowly examiners. This is not novel. It says "let's take an existing technology for impact protection and apply it in an area where, so far, it hasn't been applied". You might as well try patenting bumpers for boats. Of course, if Bezos and Heart had actually discovered some way of overcoming the technical difficulties of transferring the technology to the new context they'd have a basis for a claim, but my admittedly cursory, reading of the application reveals nothing of the sort. It's just <stoner voice> "hey, let's put airbags on phones"</stoner voice>.
Don't Mars probes
do radio frequency communications? I think NASA may have prior art.
If you're in Australia
you can use "The Australian National Public Toilet Map". Or more correctly the "Dunny Diviner"*. www.toiletmap.gov.au . Not very mobile-friendly but it does work. For the UK there's: www.looseeker.co.uk. Again, strangely, apparently without a mobile version. I'm not a great fan of the everything as an app paradigm but this could be an exception. At least for the fact that you could have GPeeS integration.
*OK, I just made that up.
that in your eagerness to chant the mantra you've missed the rather obvious point that a RAID array makes a perfectly decent backup target.
But they had
at one time at least, some awesome toy boats.
a few nanometres above one of the rings* and you can read all the Jovian porn.
*yes it does.
It's been said before
but it looks like it needs to be said again: Einstein's involvement in the Manhattan Project began and ended with his signing of a letter to Roosevelt urging the US to build the bomb before Germany did.
Relativity != nuclear physics.
it appears that Arsebook has returned from the grave.
You're just pised off that
you don't get as much sex as you did back then.
Damn those socialist Lehman Brothers!
I'm not an engineer
but I've always thought that adding material in the plane of the stresses increases mass efficiency, which is why plate girders are typically aligned vertically not horizontally.
like a true Java user.
Pretty much my point
High densities coupled with large smart caches mean the moderate speed increase you get from spinning faster is becoming increasing irrelevant when balanced against the costs (heat, noise power, $s). I'm getting 140 MB/s from the first 200 GBs of my drive. Even with a 15000 Cheetah Seagate can only promise me 200 MB/s for a puny few hundred gigs at something like 20 times the price per unit capacity of the Baracuda. If I wanted to pay that sort of money I'd go for an SSD.
doesn't mean much these days. I have a 2TB Seagate Barracuda that runs at 5900 and yet manages to be the fastest drive I've ever owned. I doubt I'll even consider a 7200 drive from now on.
it's plenty enough time to record $#*! My Dad Says.
Nice to see a spellchecker in action
Or it would be.
And I'm a forker
I believe all true Pastafarians should wear the ceremonial spaghetti fork tucked into their belt at all times.
Dammit, I must be getting old
I just read a Volvo review.
Sure people have heard of it.
They just couldn't work out how to pronounce it.
Someone at MS was being too clever by half.
You obviously haven't seen
the smart crow video.
Now that's a true Sherlock.
They're just using the wrong birds.
re:re: That's not quite correct
Agreed. Research comes cheap. I can't help suspecting Apple's enthusiasm for the 10" form factor has more to do with the hope that it will supplant the pc as a general purpose home computing device (thus replacing a semi-open platform with one that is as locked down as hell - 30% cut on all web transactions!) and for that 7" just won't cut it.
Sent from my 7" tablet while sitting in a very nice little cafe.
This is an interactive post
Please choose a comment:
1: If the population of Leicester were zombified how would anyone tell the difference.
2: If Zombies attacked Leicester they would die for lack of food.
3. Random irrelevant (but quite funny) rant about the Daily Mail.
Surely you mean Fosters
One thing Australians can agree on when it comes to beer: Fosters = alcoholic hygiene product.
I'd take a crack at VB (Victoria Bitter) since this is Melbourne but my friends tell me it's really quite good. (I don't drink beer myself - not enough caffeine in it.)
And that is about all that needs to be said on the matter. Consider yourself upgraded to version 1.1.
But a win for nominative determinism.
Do you really want
emergency services to have to slot into the queue of people ringing to see if uncle Ted is alright - when it's there job to ensure that uncle Ted is alright?
some kind of Steve Job's impression? If so, fail. If not, well, fail.
Make that a third
AFAIK el Reg hasn't reported on the success or otherwise of that august journal (now that's sarcasm) so I'm left scratching my head.
Yeah, what is it with these no-talent comedians?
I hear Seinfeld can't even draw stick men. And don't get me started on Lenny Bruce. That guy used to just smear his own shit on the walls.
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