Re: You get a point for missing...
Darts must really confuse you then.
1193 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
Darts must really confuse you then.
there are several. I suppose that, in some obscure way, it balances out all the fart apps.
According to that logic I should be able to fly a 747, drive a Formula One car, and pilot the Space Shuttle.
Yeah, but he had a lousy sense of timing.
It's all in the timing.
You should see the one Slartibartfast used to cut out the crinkly bits in the fjords.
Who the hell thought this was a good idea?
would you trust a coder who thought that bothering to use the static keyword was "splitting hairs". like programming the law is about getting the rules right at the start so everyone can follow them without getting any nasty surprises.
You may call it splitting hairs. I call it the precise application of the law. It's what judges are paid to do. And in the end it protects us all.
That's just tradition. Baen covers are notorious for their crappiness so the website has a lot to live down to.
or has El Reg's double entendre department taken a turn towards the kinky?
Any security system that relies on users acting like machines rather than humans is inherently flawed.
about RIM helping to finger it's own customers.
How soon we forget.
that was taxi drivers.
A camera adds nothing to the function of a navigation device while a GPS device adds to the function of a camera. It's why some of use carry GPS data loggers around with us when we're ou taking photos.
Edison's problem was not that DC is inefficient but that given the absence of DC transformers he had no way to distribute it at high voltage.
but I prefer Faboy Slim's up tempo three minute twenty-two remix
Pity there was some bloke wanking his organ all over it.
Just River Song being overly dramatic again. Jeez, why can't she learn to use email?
I'm even older than that and I still can't remember when Tracey Ullman was funny.
The clue's in the name. Since WIMPS interact with ordinary matter only weakly you can't weigh them. (They'd pass right through any scale). Indeed so far we can't measure them in any way. Ergo they can't affect any measurements of mass. The only way we know of their existence is through their contribution to gravitational effects at very large scales. As to why their gravitational effect is not apparent at smaller scales - well you have to remember that that matter in the universe is near to non-existent. O.K. maybe not non-existent, but on average the universe approximates a pretty good vacuum. Assuming dark matter is not clumpy like ordinary matter (i.e. that WIMPS don't strongly interact with anything including themselves) space with WIMPS in it is effectively just space but very slightly less tenuous. It's net effect on anything on a human scale is going to be zero.
Of course, anything that anyone says about dark matter is ,of necessity, highly speculative but the basic idea is actually pretty straightforward.
"The smile detector is a neat feature, making that hanging off a cliff-face, or free-falling skydive shot that bit easier to achieve."
Is there a sheer terror detector setting that I can use?
They promised me a matrioshka brain and all I got was a lousy 16 bits.
Do I at least get a hologram for company?
So basically it's a law to ban ODFO.
against footcare implements.
live in Iran.
I will be awaiting the rise of the machines - with a large bucket of water.
Are you seriously suggesting that protestants never feel that they're entitled to tell others what to do? Have you been paying any attention to what is happening in the US lately. Rick Santorum may be Catholic but I can assure you that his brand of self-righteous arrogance comes straight out of the fundamentalist protestant playbook.
Now I don't want to get into a Catholic versus protestant debate (the differences are far smaller than the similarities to my mind) but it strikes me that your comment is a good example of something I've frequently observed. When someone, religious or not (and these days, it seems, more often they are not), criticises atheists for lacking understanding of religion what they are really saying is "your criticisms don't apply to my experience of religion" as if the fact that there are some nice CoE vicars somehow cancels out the existence of the Taliban.
The thing is, critics of religion generally have taken the time to acquire at least a passing knowledge of the full range of religious practices. They're arguing from facts not personal experience. Questioning their "understanding of religion and their critical faculties" on the basis of unexamined anecdotal evidence is the rhetorical equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and chanting "I can't hear you".
As for the tired "critics of religion are like religious fanatics" canard - XKCD
It's like this. So many Father Ted Jokes. So little time.
would be more interesting. Does the resolution go down to individual house level?
Do they make one that fit's in a shoe? You can't afford to be too conspicuous in the spy game.
(Yes, I know - it's really targeted at the Ms rather than the Bonds but someone had to do the Maxwell Smart joke.)
Let her off. She's obviously working towards going straight.
Shouldn't demo units have a porn blocker installed?
is the "understanding" of an anonymous person worth? If you have evidence, present it. Otherwise keep your slurs to yourself.
Just looked it up. How could you not like a film in which Brad Pitt gets shot point blank in the face?
but I have been known to reference the gentleman in question int terms of the Slakan vloskan.
Everyone knows you use trilithium to blow up stars.
"I don't wish to know that"
</Neddy Seagoon voice>
but great headline (though it could do with more underground virgin penetration).
In the plane of the ecliptic points 93 million miles from Earth form a circle passing through the Sun and out beyond the orbit of the Earth. Since that circle intersects the orbit of Venus, at some time, Venus will be 93 million miles from Earth. It's just a a matter of waiting long enough.
we can have our Hitler parodies back?
No idea why you were voted down for stating simple facts. (Well, actually a few.) My netbook's never run Windows and I've never missed it. Next step: Linux + Arm so I can ditch the oversized extended battery and I will have a true notebook (the paper things, I mean) replacement.
LOTR should remain Legoless.
Sorry, but it had to be said.
Now all they have to do is scale it up one hundred times.
Japan: for all your (giant) robot needs.
*how the hell do you do links?
She's lucky they're not off her.
The Q is as they say in Japan "kawaii" (cute). It should sell bucket loads to the sort of people who post videos to Youtube in the wrong aspect ratio (i.e. clueless wannabee geeks). If that's what it takes to keep Pentax alive and producing brilliant, affordable cameras like the K-5, I'm all for it.
Not bad considering that everything by Lem that I've read would be pretty much unfilmable. (Solaris excluded - I haven't read the book and the Tarkovsky film is pretty much pure Tarkovsky - beautiful visuals combined with a dreary mysticism that hasn't much to do with Lem's sharp-minded satire.)
if they ditched the silly nuclear explosions thing and replaced it with say mysterious alien technology (black monolith anyone). The thing I loved (as a teenager) about the show was its sense of wonder about the universe (inherited no doubt form 2001). What I didn't like was the fact that it too often spilled over into mystical mumbo-jumbo and sometimes plain anti-science. If they had stuck to Clark's Third Law it could have been a great series instead of just an enjoyable one.