'search the innanet and end up with porn instead'
I. do. not. understand. 'instead'.
1344 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
I. do. not. understand. 'instead'.
No offense you understand.
am happy to wish Stephen Fry as much dick and head as he could possibly want. Not offering mind you, but whatever floats your boat. . .
The trouble with spending $40 on a tablet is that you're almost certainly going to end up with unreliable, barely usable crap. That's fine for someone in the first world who just wants a cheap disposable toy but when $40 represents a month's wages (Wikipedia: poverty in India) you want something that works and lasts (and has a decent warranty). Leaving it to the market can't ensure that.
IIRC the article said this stuff is lighter so it look s like you'll have to stick to the traditional method of pinning it to your trouser leg.
I'd always imagined it as more of a lukewarm porridge. Possibly with a tough skin on top.
Citation needed. Seriously, I really want to know where the shit from all those internet enabled toilets goes.
Exactly what I was thinking. Impressive but profoundly stupid. Still if you have a hammer...
Print at the point of sale was a nice idea rendered pointless by e-readers. Print on demand is hugely successful and dominates self-publishing. Of course, if you have a design for a working holo-projector. . .
That's a Windows thing isn't it? I can feel an Eadon coming on.
Fair's fair, Steve. I always get my legal advice from greengrocers.
On the other hand if the job comes with the regulation ridiculously attractive partner. . .
African or European? Wait, I'll get the hang of this reference thing in a minute.
Cute lil kitty cat + xenomorph -> Cute lil kitty cat + puddle of acid
But the klaxon awaits the less wary.*
Go anonymous and get upvotes.
But the munckin's faith that in ten's years time the workforce will still be using Microsoft products is kind of touching.
You want to harness a DC-9 to a homing pigeon. Wouldn't that be just a little cruel.
with me too.
fund your space program through product placement.
step 1. Convince yourself that if a woman is a feminist it's because "she can't get laid".
step 2. Don't worry about steps 1 - 2379: they'll come naturally once you master step one.
An Eadon comment is automatically ironic. It has nothing to do with his intention. Does he actually have intentions. In fact, I'm beginning to suspect Eadon is amfm release version. It's a pity though, that the coders have substituted breadth with (superficial ) coherence.
I don't disagree with you but isn't the problem more fundamental than that? Analysts get paid to say stuff. They'll still get paid if said stuff is inane or obvious or misleading. They only only don't get paid if they don't say anything at all.
That's what I thought. Some (unfortunate) men are not that well equipped.
"extremely slow (19-15hz), massively parallel, "analogue", self-repairing and self-adapting, poor compartmentalisation, with pattern detection bias and high error ratio"
Sounds like the US Army. (OK , any army.) May be you should contact the Call of Duty and ask them how they did it.
When they're "extremely large".
'Emasculating'. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Oh, and while you're here, please stop the fuck trying to get me to sign into my Google account whenever I do a quick search for movie quotes I'm pretending to know by heart.
regards - FJB
That path goes nowhere near Edwards AFB - crazy Russian politician.
But they said "Apollo" and Project Apollo didn't go anywhere near the moon - crazy American.
then I remembered I came here to do a CMP joke.
Because from a third person point we learn much more from failures than successes. Sure if you want to make an Oscar-winner by all means study Oscar-winners. But if you're not in the business you watch good movies and discuss bad ones.
I'll certainly be considering it. I've been umming and aahing over a Nexus but I'm on a budget and the AU$200 plus price keeps putting me off. Basically all I need is decent battery life, reasonable build quality, and the ability to run a browser. If I can get that for $30 less than a Nexus I'm interested. On the other hand, there's the poorish screen and the HP liability . . .
Most of the savings come by adopting Minbari technology but when you see the UI you'll be longing for the return of the ribbon.
That episode?I remember all of them and to be fair most were down to flash vulns.
is next Thursday.
and the circle will be complete.
Now, that's peak civilisation.
I think The Bongster is starting to tell porkies!
I have of course believed everything he has written up till now.
You're an oddball. They're batshit insane.
I was going to demand Klingon but a true warrior. . . . No, I don't have the strength to go on.
surely that should be "Doug and Dinsdale".
They were all called Kevin, just to keep it clear.
for the puns.
and since we triggered it four years ago they'll be here any day now to put the animals back in the zoo.
or will you supply condoms?
Anyone can create a streaming video service. It takes a Google to make money out of it.
Now that was a computer.
A lot of people are going to be disappointed by optronics.
and raise a Poe.
Have you considered a stimulus package.
the US doesn't have to prove anything to the Norks and they don't want China cutting off the supply of ipads.