972 posts • joined 29 Jul 2007
"Dude, you're a barista"
Deserves to enter the language.
I was expecting a Harley
But, hey, penis works too.
Coupons and cupcakes
The two things wrong with the modern world.*
*Comment may not be entirely true. There's Facebook, Twitter and automatic checkouts among other things.
For as long as I can remember the joke has been that fusion has been 30 years away for the last fifty years but just lately it seems the 30 has changed to 20. Does someone know something I don't?
that Michael Bay couldn't solve.
I don't think
Ada deserves that.
Oh, wait. . .
There is no study of "how men are using technology today" - even the not very bright marketing types can see the pointlessness of that.
If it's frictionless
you're using too much lube.
Since the lenses
aren't actually floating that shouldn't be a problem provide the display is kept minimal. On the other hand the lack of microsaccades might be (depending on what they actually do).
They won't be going anywhere near "the Russian Job"
Phobos-Grunt's just a distraction to keep the Martians occupied while Curiosity slips out the back way.
Did you read the article? Unlike you the judge can tell the difference between swearing and abuse.
another lens mount.
Six phallic symbols, a Canberra and a Meteor.
I find that hard to believe.
everything was wood veneer - why should processors be any different.
a lot of them are Catholics but I don't think "kill them all, God will recognise his own" is quite appropriate for Mexican military or police.
Your Vending Machine
Now funner to be with!
because of this: http://www.retronaut.co/2011/09/abandoned-soviet-shuttle/
Re: Re: did they consider
The idea is to cause detumescence not heart failure.
Squid based e-book reader?
I'll wait for the mimic octopus version - it does colour and has a better refresh rate
In a prograde direction.
The atmosphere is "slowing it down" (or rather exerting drag) which is causing it to move into a new, lower, but faster, orbit. So it's both "slowing down" and "speeding up". The thing is the English language isn't exactly adapted to describing orbital mechanics.
they don't actually "ride" teenagers - just lasso 'em.
they don't actually "ride" teenagers - just lassoo 'em.
Get It Right!
Every one know that the Nazis fled the Earth in anti-gravity powered flying saucers not rocketships.
Doesn't anyone car about factual reporting anymore!
otherwise you have to do orbital insertion which is an even more "massive waste of weight".
All the resources
of the US military at their disposal and they still use a string for test-firings, Mythbusters style.
Having read "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" I think I'll pass on that thanks.
And the iOS messaging app
is just tacky.
for <some> value of style.
Yes, it's a generational thing
in the sense that we're several generations removed from the Victorian era and have realised that we can openly acknowledge that we are sexual beings and even (gasp) discuss our sexuality with others.
I miss Sarah.
If airliners and bikes are made of the same materials
does that mean we'll see Airbus investing in bamboo plantations in the near future?
"fine-tuning neck articulation". Nonsense!
They just can't get the eyes to glow the appropriate evil shade of red.
Code for "realising you don't have to have your clitoris chopped off" (among other things).
But, as a Queenslander, welcome to the state. I hope you see some of it that isn't the Gold Coast. Cavill Avenue on any given night isn't exactly representative <shudder>.
Solar-furnace powered steampunk racing car
I think el Reg might be on to something there.
You have all failed me! Prepare to
get another well-paid job.
how does that workwith lesbian porn?
You can never be sure who came first.
Chuck Norris can't time travel
He just kicks the Earth into the future.
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Save your breath
That sort of horror story only works on an audience which is ignorant on the subject which we here are not.
BTW, you do know that the stories at Not Always Right are ,shall we say, not always true.
Where can I complain
about the hideous image you've just inserted into my head?
Would it be infringment
if I wore just one rubber glove?
they mean Simplified Chinese as in the modification of the traditional Chinese writing system developed for use in the PRC. (That last bit being, I suspect, significant).
every gaming site have a "Signs you've been playing to much X" thread?
they gave up on Crysis comparability when they decided to go for a tablet form factor.
I'm also sure that the Earth would recover from humans breaking the climate - after it eliminated the cause that is.
everything that goes into space automatically becomes radioactive and as a bonus if it's living it acquires super-powers.
"If the sun isn't overhead, I should probably be sleeping."
You just lost your geek licence.
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