* Posts by Francis Boyle

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Hang on a second – Time Lords have added one to 2015

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Re: Gissa job

North Pole! Northern Hemisphere Chauvinist. South Pole's better. There's penguins and you'll have somewhere to stand when the ice melts.

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Get your special 'sound-optimising' storage here, hipsters

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Re: Next you'll be telling me...

No, but if you put your hard drive between a pair of old speaker magnets it will compress the bits thus increasing capacity. Note: don't do this with SSDs - it just causes the chips to leak bits which can get very messy quickly.

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Toyota to Tesla: we can play the free patent game as well

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Could be useful

If NASA ever decides to revive the space shuttle.

For cars, probably not so much.

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1,000mph ROCKET CAR project dogged by beancounters

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Branson maybe

but Musk has real vision. Even when the project is a bit out there like the hyperloop it's not mere dick measuring. (And if Branson has any aspiration to be the British Musk he'd be better off funding SABRE.)

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Cambridge boffins and Boeing fly first hybrid airplane over British skies

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The curse of royalty free music strikes again

If your video is about the subject of many people's phobias you would do well to check that the work experience kid hasn't slapped on some inappropriately ominous background music.

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NASA's 'crazy' plan yields dramatic pictures of our X-ray Sun

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Forget olympic swimming pools or london buses

Bring on the Scoville scale.

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Flash breaks free from the storage flat earth society

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New Acronym

Write Once Read Seldom if Ever. Just what Facebook needs.

Probably won't catch on, though.

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Google sues Mississippi Attorney General 'for doing MPAA's dirty work'

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Equally there have been (US) cases where they have been allowed. Since Google presumably have clean hands in the matter I'd say there chances are good.

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It's whiff, Jim, but not as we know it: Curiosity sniffs ORGANICS on Mars

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Don't be silly

The Martian syrup mines are indeed organic in origin but no life could possibly survive that concentration of sugar.

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Swiss McDonalds serves up no-holes-barred cheesy action to punters

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I have a list

of people who I am convinced were conceived in some sort of two girls one cup scenario. I'd post it here but almost every one of them has a larger legal budget than I do.

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Vodafone to spend more time hanging out at bus stops

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I just put my wifi router on the ro

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Boffins weigh in to perfect kilogram quest with LEGO kit

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I demand neodymium ring magnets based Lego

Lego + magnets = pure win.

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Boffins: We have found a way to unlock the MYSTERIES OF SHEEP from old parchments

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And for an encore

analyse the ink to determine the true history of squid.

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Uber? Worth $40 BEEELLION? Hey, actually, hold on ...

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Re: Maintenance

The cars will indeed refuel themselves. They'll be electric and if your Roomba can do it so can a robot car. They won't repair themselves but if your taxi driver repairs their car you probably should be looking for another taxi driver. (Why would a qualified mechanic be driving a taxi?) That just leaves the cleaning. A few low paid workers in a shed replacing hundreds of drivers is not exactly a massive financial burden. The first company to market with robot taxis will make a killing and one of the first corpses will be Uber.

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Mighty Blighty filter tilter causes communications chaos

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Re: Spelling prob in article...

Google gives 658 thousand hits for 'confab' as opposed to 46 thousand for your preferred version so I think El Reg gets away with it. Or are you suggesting the CCC guys are overweight in which case shame on you for propagating stereotypes.

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Boffins unearth the ultimate antique art - 500,000 years old

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Translated:

I'm Wayne. This is mine.

Wayne was a popular hominid name, wasn't it?

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Man asks internet for $1k for pebbles. INTERNET SAYS YES

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As a true geek

I keep my whisky cool by drinking it from a USB cooler mug.

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Tough Banana Pi: a Raspberry Pi for colour-blind diehards

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Re: Colourblind

Clearly an example of improved engine green.

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UK boffins: We'll have an EMBIGGENED QUANTUM COMPUTER working in 5 YEARS

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Good old principles of analog computation

I was just about to say something along those lines. The best way to think about quantum computers is as immensely powerful hardware simulations rather than as the universal logical machines we now think of when we talk about computers.

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Mysterious BEAM outside London Googleplex ZAPPED

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Re: "beware: fibre optic cables"

It's really because they come with gold-plated plugs and Google doesn't want you stealing them.

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ESA's spaceplane cleared for lift-off in February 2015

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You don't

If you have a look at the animation linked above you'll see it lands by parachute like just about every re-entry vehicle before it. The difference here is that re-entry is done forwards not backwards* and the flaps provide some degree of control at high speed unlike in a capsule design where at best you have limited controlled by shifting the centre of mass. I'm speculating here, but I suspect more control in re-entry would yield a fuel saving since you wouldn't have to pre-align your orbit with the landing zone plus it would give you more freedom in an emergency.

*Yes, I know, feel free to make your own joke.

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Pervert's Guide man's new book, an urban myths tome and Youth, an underrated gem

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Are you suggesting that

you're a bigger bullshit artist than Zizek? Some things just aren't believable (and I believe everything Steve Bong writes).

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CIA crypto-king offers new 'clock' clue to crack Kryptos code

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Re: $$$$$!

I suspect it's more like compensation for having to deal with cranks.

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What a Mesa: Apple vows to re-use titsup GT sapphire glass plant

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Dreams . . . can come true

There's this couple called Bubba and Jay-lynne who would quite like to meet you.

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NOKIA - Not FINNished yet! BEHOLD the somewhat DULL MYSTERY DEVICE!

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Well of course China will get it first

They just have to move them from the factory to the warehouse conveniently located next door. "Designed in California Finland" made in China is how it works, isn't it.

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You know those WEIRD glass sheds in New York? They'll be replaced with Gbps WiFi

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If the equipment's supplied by Apple they'll be fine

unless they have a Scottish accent.

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Could YOU identify these 10 cool vintage mobile phones?

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Interesting read

but given that these are "vintage" phones let down by the lack of dates.

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Dark side of the DUNE: Probot snaps shadowy comet surface selfie

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It seems Philae

wasn't the only one to bounce on delivery.

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DODGY THRUSTER won't stop PHILAE hurtling toward COMET SHOWDOWN

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Re: Proof?

Depends on what's written on the canvas.

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Doctor Who trashing the TARDIS, Clara alone, useless UNIT – Death in Heaven

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Plan Ten from Outer Space

Seriously Moffat, when you're reduced to stealing plot ideas from Ed Wood it's time to go.

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Billionaire's pet DRAGON SPLASHES DOWN off Pacific Coast

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Re: Wiseman

Yep, for an authentic Aussie feel he should have gone with "Sinny".

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Google opens Inbox – email for people too thick to handle email

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Reminds me of the time long ago

when someone complained that I never labelled the discs I sent them. Of course the discs they sent me were all labelled "disc for Francis" which was much better.

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Vulture trails claw across Lenovo's touchy N20p Chromebook

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monetisation

Since "monetisation" as it's now used doesn't mean "to make money" but to "find a way of making money from something" you could argue that i's just a metaphorical use of your preferred meaning. Short of setting up a government department to enforce poetic licences you can't stop people using metaphor.

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Aboard the GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP, there's a Mobe and a Slab and a TELLYBOX

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You mean

you don't have this installed on your android device. Shame.

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Hardened Hydrazine the source of Galileo satnav FAIL

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Only if

Steve Ballmer's new job is with Arianspace.

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Zippy one-liners, broken promises: Doctor Who on the Orient Express

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I would love to explain

what that's all about but in deference to the mods maybe you should just read the. ahem, fan fiction.

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I rewatched City of Death again recently

and pretty all your complaints with the possible exception of 'touchy-feely"* apply to it. What would you expect when you have the genius of Tom Baker combined with the genius of Douglas Adams (and Lalla Ward in a schoolgirl outfit. It seems your main problem is that DNA is dead.

*From the 'chemistry' between the leads I expect there was plenty of 'touchy-feely' going on behind the scenes.

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And in news just in

Moffat has announced plans to address your concerns. All writers have been informed that future episodes must take place in Midsomer. This will of course mean toning down the explosions but on the other hand the number of deaths per episode can be cranked up in compensation. When asked about the plausibility of having Midsomer invaded by aliens every other episode Moffat's only response was a blank stare.

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White LED lies: It's great, but Nobel physics prize-winning great?

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Re: What if energy comes from clean sources? Does it then matter?

"Now if that is what it appears to be, as described in that article, then oil and coal is going to end very soon."

It will take more than a blatant scam to make that happen.

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Rise of the Machines: FIRST HUMAN VICTIM – 2015

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Re: Crime as a Service?

The idea that you will be able to hire bad people to do bad things just blows my mind.

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Google wants to KILL apps with the 'Physical Web'

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Google doesn't know you like the blow up pink donkeys?

If it didn't it does now.

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Doctor Who becomes an illogical, unscientific, silly soap opera in Kill The Moon

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Exactly

Giant Space Dragons. Is that a meme yet?

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NAKED CELEBRITY PICS LAW BOMB dropped on ad giant Google

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Re: Eh????

If the copyright owner is the one that uploaded it, then it's that persons responsibility, and they have effectivly entered it into the public domain.

Publishing equals giving up copyright. Interesting concept.

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UK reforms on private copying and parody come into force

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You become the "new" Wierd Al

God forbid.

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Consumers agree to give up first-born child for free Wi-Fi – survey

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SySS

Have rather too many esses in their name for my taste - especially for an outfit from Germany.

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NASA rover Curiosity drills HOLE in MARS 'GOLF COURSE'

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You Know what else is an "unnatural perfect stone sphere"

Mars! The truth will out. Those Magratheans can't hide forever!

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FAA clears SWARM of MOVIE DRONES for take-off

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or maybe

take your meds?

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FBI boss: Apple's iPhone, iPad encryption puts people 'ABOVE THE LAW'

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Must be frustrating

We live in a world where everyone has a telescreen in their pocket but the Party can't get the video feed.

P.S. Maybe Comey should move to Australia. I'm sure Abbott and co would be only too happy to give him everything he wants.

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HOT WET ALIEN world discovered in constellation Cygnus

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Science Illustrators - they're a thing

Who do you think makes all those nice pictures of dinosaurs.

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ARM gives Internet of Things a piece of its mind – the Cortex-M7

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No problem

Just add some more AAs - it's the El Reg way.

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