"Hate to be a wet blanket..."
Knowing that good ol' el reg would never run an article completely bereft of an IT angle, I entered
into a search engine, and I encountered several computer service businesses with "Armadillo"in their name.
I also discovered a review for a physics-based PC game "Armadillo Run."
After you have laundered your blanket, then get help for your bed-wetting problem.