* Posts by Dabooka

1200 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jul 2007

Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace

Dabooka

Re: Monolith?

I believe in the original article in mentioned some outcry to the use of the term monolith.

Assassin's Creed Valhalla is a monastery-burning romp that would be way better if it was not an Assassin's Creed game

Dabooka

Never played one

My pal swears by them and always get them on launch, but I haven't even seen one on screen.

Not seeing much here to convince me bother trying either.

Netflix chooses its own judgment in 'Bandersnatch' case: Settle and make the nasty lawsuit go away

Dabooka

Oh how I loved them as a kid

Was it Steve Jackson that wrote a lot of them?

Two dice, a pencil and a bookmark were all that was required!

Master boot vinyl record: It just gives DOS on my IBM PC a warmer, more authentic tone

Dabooka

So he mentioned the amp..

but not he turntable? Or have I missed that bit?

Dabooka

Re: What I'd really like to know ...

This is my guess, especially with the fact he used a 10" disc.

Currys PC World website crumples into unscheduled maintenance as shoppers chase latest gaming machines

Dabooka

Re: Maintenance! Calling it maintenance makes them look inept.

Do you understand how this works?

Waiting a day or two would result in no console. Hitting the F5 key at least gives these 'brain dead morons' a chance of getting their paws on one. It may matter not to you, but clearly for many people it does.

Plus all of these scalpers using bots will not have helped matters much either.

Google binned two apps by China’s Baidu, which says researchers got it wrong by linking it to personal info leaks

Dabooka
Devil

Hypocrisy thy name is Google

Baidu should just refer Google back to the relevant page in their own playbook; they clearly learned form the best afterall.

Why did Apple hamstring camera repairs on standard iPhone 12 but leave Pro Max module swappable? asks engineering group

Dabooka
Stop

Re: If i wanted a

Oh not this again.

Yes there's stand alone kit that's far better, just like the ongoing debate regarding Sonos vs hifi kit, well done for pointing it out. However that misses the point entirely.

Ultimately the phone in the pocket now negates the need to consider even a point and press when going away / out / to aunt Nellie's surprise birthday. Plus phones allow pictures to be shared / uploaded / even edited there and then. Try doing that on most cameras.

I get your point, we all do I am certain of that, but it's not comparing like for like sue case is it?

EU says Boeing 737 Max won't fly over the Continent just yet: The US can make its own choices over pilot training

Dabooka

It's been said already

It most definitely was a hardware kludge. This is pretty much irrefutable.

Billionaire's Pagani Pa-gone-i after teen son takes hypercar out for a drive, trashes it

Dabooka

Re: Why this

Gold ones aren't issued any longer so I believe.

I 'lost' my silver recently as I fell below the post threshold. Mainly as I have little to contribute. I'll start popping up in Bootnotes are finding excuses to post more I guess.

Dabooka

Re: Why this

You're not form around these parts are you?

It's in Bootnotes, the home of much non-related nonsense.

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

Dabooka
FAIL

If only it was just then

Only yesterday in my office a colleague asked how to turn the computer on.

I pointed to the big ugly base unit and suggested they try that. The indignation in their voice was palpable as they blurted out that they 'thought it was one of those all in one desktops that some staff have'.

I did not feel the need to point out they had tried the power button on both of the monitors in this supposedly 'all in one' setup.

Watchdog signals Boeing 737 Max jets can return to US skies following software upgrade, pilot training

Dabooka

So it's inherently safe without MCAS?

Reading this, Boeing claims it's a safe aircraft. MCAS only deploys when a problem occurs.

Now it deploys once. And a buzzer goers off. And it's easier to override.

Can't help but feel if it's safe without MCAS it shouldn't be needed at all and a simple warning would be sufficient? Surely if this additional training is to combat the effects of a system deployed to combat the effects of the flight dynamics it would be preferable to simply train the pilots in the flight dynamics.

Seems to me the additional training to be signed off on MCAS is exactly what they tried to avoid about recertification. I also assume they'll be having to sweeten the training costs for operators on top of the picking up the tab for modifications.

Israeli spyware maker NSO channels Hollywood spy thrillers in appeal for legal immunity in WhatsApp battle

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Re: Who cares?

Very true of course and something I should have been more in tune with; the commercialisation where it's open to the highest bidder.

Dabooka

Who cares?

I mean NSO are the high profile one we know of right, are we suspected to believe that they're 'it' anyway?

Okay I'm being deliberately flippant both in my title and my comment above but in all seriousness I'm sure many of us query the ones we don't know about who are using and searching for the same exploits. I know why WhatsApp and FriendFace need to do the court action too as it's important they're seen to trying to stop it (and probably genuinely want to) but even if they win, would it end or just go underground with Mossad or whoever?

I don't know enough about this sort of thing to know for sure but I cannot believe they'd pack their toys up if they lost this.

Tablets and Chromebooks are hot, towers and desktops are not: El Reg combs through Q3 PC numbers

Dabooka

Re: Who NEEDS a desktop?

I can do a lot of my work on a laptop and for some of it it is preferable and more convenient.

However for much of it a a dual monitor setup is much more beneficial and that is easier through the desktop arrangement. Same goes for most of my colleagues.

In essence I'd say your statement is probably a bit wide of the mark.

Panic in the mailroom: The perils of an operating system too smart for its own good

Dabooka

Glad we've moved on so much in the last 50 years

I mean you never see reports of gas bills for millions or inaccurate claim letters / duplicates being sent out.

What I can't fathom out is the extreme reaction. I mean it isn't as if they tried to claim it twice is it? What a fuss over nothing.

Nokstalgia: HMD Global introduces yet another homage to the past – a 4G rework of the Nokia 6300

Dabooka

If I had to resurrect one

it would probably be the N95. Preferred it to the iPhone.

Better battery, lighter but with a small touch screen, I'd happily have one as my second handset. Much better than the work supplied bricks.

Hyundai announces its own OS for Nvidia-powered smart-ish cars

Dabooka

Re: " relevant services"

Well #1 sounds like lane deviation without signaling.

#2 does my head in as well. Not as much as those systems which you have to navigate to control the climate and air blowers. Sometimes a switch or a dial is the best solution rather than several menus.

Missing Alan Turing memorabilia to be returned to Blighty from the US, 36 years after it went walkabout

Dabooka

There's a link right there

In the article and it takes you to it.

Basically she nicked it hence me being baffled about settlements and plaques.

UK tax dept's IT savings created 'significant risk', technical debt as it faces difficult conversation with Chancellor

Dabooka

Re: Defer (or cost-cut) regular Tech Refresh at your peril!

I agree where you're coming from but like to or loath it you have to consider things from the other side.

For example, the suggestion of replacing kit / software / services before nearing the end of life is clearly going to get culled by someone needing to balance the books. I understand why you'd want to do that but I also understand why someone else (who's job it is to find unnecessary spending today) would think otherwise.

The problem is when the mantra that 'as long as it works it's fine' is taken, and we all know problems are inevitable in this instance. And that's where I am. That's where I work. A significant IT spend occurred during a two year project which concluded in 2010(!) and apart from some upgrades, scaled up provision and the rollout of 365, we're pretty much stuck where we were. Madness.

Tech support scammer dialed random number and Australian Police’s cybercrime squad answered

Dabooka

Re: Were they able to locate the slime?

It's not impossible to trace at all, I've seen it done several times.

You simply type 'trace' in to the terminal and watch a line appear on a global map that connects through several key cities until an IP is identified. Easy.

In fact I'll save them time as despite having the whole world to hide in they'll conveniently be in that internet café just across town.

Snap-crappy: 183 Brit local authorities operate 80,000 CCTV cams between them, says surveillance watchdog

Dabooka

Re: The horse has bolted

Hairspray is good for this so I've been told. Doesn't look borked from the outside but any footage is unusable.

Or a piece of 2x2 if within reach.

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

Dabooka

Poor On-Call this week

Not just because the wrath to the user was not forthcoming, but because the sub0heading kind of gave it away.

You know, a bit like asking if someone's heard a joke by describing the punchline.

BTW, County Durham?

Ho hum: If you're so artificially intelligent, name this song while my videos go viral

Dabooka

Logged in to say the same

And I was convinced that would be Dabbsy's sample track for Google.

Glad to see it made it in at the end.

The engineer lurking behind the curtain: Musical monitors on a meagre IT budget

Dabooka

Tulip Computers

There's a blast from the past.

I think they sponsored one of the first Premiership team in the early '90s, QPR maybe? In fact it wouldn't surprise me that we had Tulip and Commodore as logos on the same pitch back then.

Halcyon days...

Rambo: First Bork. Turns out John Rambo is no match for a bad CMOS checksum

Dabooka

Re: Please no....

I do recall the helicopter on Rambo on my pal's C64, we played this a lot along with Commando.

In the arcades I think Operation Wolf had a helicopter to shoot down with bonus light gun too (and on the Mega Drive?).

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

Dabooka

Re: is he still a US citizen ?

Nice one, thanks for that.

Still sounds like three grand well spent to me.

Dabooka

Re: John McAfee

We clearly need a new El Reg standardised unit to sort this out.

I imagine a poll would be inundated with reader suggestions for that one.

Dabooka

Re: is he still a US citizen ?

He needs one of those Estonian Digital Citizenship thingies, for company and tax purposes.

Would that be enough?

UK privacy watchdog confirms probe into NHS England COVID-19 app after complaints of spammy emails, texts

Dabooka
Happy

Re: I got one...

I really wanted to downvote that comment but I remained strong.

Dabooka
Happy

Re: I got one...

It's El Reg.

Don't try and figure out why, you'll go nuts as there is no logic. I got one once simply for asking a question.

Airbus drone broke up in-flight because it couldn’t handle Australian weather

Dabooka

juJ52

Is that the type used at the end of Where Eagles Dare?

Despite rolling a homegrown translation app with iOS 14, Apple resorts to freebie tool for Dutch Ts-and-Cs waffle

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Re: It should have been translated by a Dutch lawyer

Yep, I thought it was a bit of a strange thing to simply translate too.

Mind I don't know what is current and standard practice for these things but you do assume (perhaps wrongly) that an outfit the size of Apple would be covered in most jurisdictions as to not need a free version of a translation tool.

Ethernet failure on Swiss business jet prompted emergency descent, say aviation safety bods

Dabooka

Re: It's the default response to cabin pressure

You keep assuming the network failure is a hardware failure.

I do not understand why you think that is the case, the article even links to a previous story where the power cycling of an aircraft was required to stop the internal network from crashing (as I suggested originally).

It really isn't that difficult a concept.

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Re: Aerodynamic forces just get beyond human muscles

Thanks for that, this I did not know.

I love these boards at times

Dabooka

Re: It's the default response to cabin pressure

Well I'm not a genius but I can't see anything in the article to suggest that is what it's fixing.

I assume the software update is about stopping the Ethernet borking itself. A bit like the 50-odd day recycle needed in some passenger jets to 'turn it off and on again' and prevent it crashing (in the IT sense of the word).

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

Dabooka

When optical mice were new...

My pal at work got a shiny new Dell along with all the other in his office.

I pop in to have a chat but he's not there, out on site or some such, so I leave a note. By writing the word 'nonce' on a slip of Post-It and attaching it to the underside of his mouse. Cue his return to find his nice new PC is not responding and a call to the techy to complain he can't log in and his 'mouse isn't working'. [You can see where this is going can't you?]

Rocking up with a spare mouse the tech has a quick look, peels off the Post-It and proclaims 'Apparently you're a nonce mate. Try it now'

He certainly didn't spare his blushes. To this day this remains one of my crowning glories at work and we both continue to communicate via this method.

Another week, another dual-screen phone, this time a T-shaped LG thingamy

Dabooka
Happy

Re: The Pedants are Revolting

Thank you kind sir.

Much appreciated.

Dabooka

Re: The Robin Reliant of mobes!

I had a right thing for them as a kid

Dabooka
Headmaster

Re: The Robin Reliant of mobes!

Pedant alert;

It is a Reliant Robin not a Robin Reliant (Reliant being the manufacturer and Robin being the model).

Elecrow CrowPi2: Neat way to get your boffins-to-be hooked on Linux from an early age and tinkering in no time

Dabooka
Go

Love it

That is all.

Angry 123-Reg customers in the UK wake up to another day where hosted mail doesn't get through to users on Microsoft email accounts

Dabooka

Re: Recommendations please

MythicBeast.

Recommended to me on these very boards, never looked back

Dabooka

Re: My 123Reg hosted seems fine

Nah, the down votes are for admitting to using 123-Reg.

One person doesn't realise why.

Huawei set to exit server, storage, networking business in the UK

Dabooka

Re: Hasta la vista

About to say the same, we have a long history with u-turns...

Mate, it's the '90s. You don't need to be reachable every minute of every hour. Your operating system can't cope

Dabooka

Re: Self-Inflicted Silliness

IRQs / DMA settings for the sound card I assume?

My memory is fuzzy on these matters.

TCL's latest e-ink tech looks good on paper, but Chinese giant will have to back up extraordinary claims

Dabooka

Re: Digital board games

I'm sure someone posted on here many months ago about a startup and a digital game board.

Can anyone else recall it or am I dreaming agin?

We've come to wish you an unhappy birthday: Microsoft to yank services from Internet Explorer, kill off Legacy Edge by 2021

Dabooka

Re: Still the defualt browser at work...

Well of course, but we're not allowed to change and even then Edge it sometimes, for whatever reason, defers back to IE.

Take for example .pdfs which are still defaulted to open in IE. But it's the users fault, right?

Dabooka

Still the defualt browser at work...

Links sent out in corporate emails? Open in IE.

Links sent out in any email? Yeah, IE there too...

This is despite having Edge, Chrome installed (and Firefox as an option). Why oh why oh why...

UK govt reboots A Level exam results after computer-driven fiasco: Now teacher-predicted grades will be used after all

Dabooka
FAIL

The whole system has been borked for years

Grades should be abolished and instead the UMS itself is used (why band scores into grades, just release the score) and let universities and employers decide what is acceptable.

ULNs are a red herring though, as there's not always much tracked in the two years of A level or GCSE that could be robust enough to use. Plus you have to be very careful basing things on past performance, as anyone who's negotiated value added in post 16 will appreciate (which I'm guessing you have).

The individual systems employed in various institutions will result in large discrepancies in how in year tracking is captured and awarded, as the OFSTED expectations often fly directly against what AOs [exam boards] would have us do, especially in vocational land, which still hasn't been addressed.

The problem s were caused by algorithms designed to do what they've done, and guidelines sent out made little reference to this other than we had to rank the grades awarded in class; for example of all the grade As awarded, Johnny was the most likely yet Fi-Fi would be the weakest (so they could move learners up and down). Nothing was mentioned about the drop of grades from say a C to a U, and nothing about grammar schools taking a larger percentage of the allocation.

Finally these problems were known a long time ago. Grades had to be submitted months ago, not a couple of weeks back, so for the lying toad to make out the issues only came to light last Wednesday is bollocks. We had the grades ourselves then FFS.