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MARS NEEDS OCEANS to support life - and so do exoplanets

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Re: Not sure about this

maybe it is...?

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Booze in SPAAAACE! Brit rocket boffin preps bold stratobeer mission

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I don't want to rain on the parade....

...but has he considered the effect on a standard beer bottle of freezing it at -50 to -60 C?

Ice expands. I would expect the liquid to push the top off at some point, or maybe crack the bottle...

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Remaining Snowden docs will be released to avert 'unspecified US war' – ‪Cryptome‬

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A comment from the slaves.

...military officials, who argue the dump of intelligence documents have set intelligence efforts back years....

Oh? Good!

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Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

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Re: It's all a matter of perspective

...You have to remember that the theories of the scientific communities are almost always wrong. Sad but true..

Except for Climate Change. Whatever happens, that is ALWAYS RIGHT...

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Yawn....

There is NO shortage of water. We have cubic kilometers of it available for each person on the planet.

And, interestingly, there would be NO SHORTAGE of water if we only had a quarter of the water that we do now. Because water is NOT DESTROYED as it is being used. It passes through all of nature, including us, in the hydrological cycle. We simply put our hands in and take what we need.

What there IS a shortage of, however, particularly in SE England, is water storage, purification and distribution facility.As more people live in the SE, we should store and process more water to supply them. But we haven't - in fact, it has been a government decision to provide us with 20% less infrastructure than is ideally needed. Because an EU directive has said that we must use 20% less water.

The Water Companies are really happy about this, of course, because that lets them keep their profits rather than spending them on more reservoirs. So the water flows away when it is rainy, and is no longer in the system when it is dry. But the water still exists. It is a shortage of reservoirs we should be complaining about....

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Freeview's rumoured '£100m YouView killer' is real – and it's yet another digital TV thing

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I'm honestly this close to just upping my broadband connection and turning off the TV.

Do it. I've been running like that for 2 years now, and I can feel my brain slowly beginning to recover.

P.S. You'll start to read a lot of books, too. But they are readily available on e-bay and Gutenberg...

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Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

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Yet another poll from the warmists

We have already been told that, accordingly to impeccably peer reviewed scientific studies, if you don't believe in catastrophic AGW you are clinically insane, a wife-beater, a paedophile and personally responsible for all the deaths in the Third World since 1960.

From this I surmise that the temperatures are still not going up like they said they would....

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The Internet of Things helps insurance firms reward, punish

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Re: Re: Spelling and Grammer

...and the sun never sets on its reporting team around the world...

Er... that would be the BRITISH Empire, then...

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Tennessee bloke cuffed for attempting to shag ATM – police

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Re: Cool heads prevail?

..."public intoxication" seems far more reasonable than the laundry list of sexual offences he would probably get landed with over here...

Depends. How old was that ATM?

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Scientists warn of FOUR-FOOT sea level rise from GLACIER melt

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New record set for Antarctic Ice today.

Antarctic sea ice has expanded to record levels for April, increasing by more than 110,000sq km a day last month to nine million square kilometres.

The National Snow and Ice Data Centre said the rapid expansion had continued into May and the seasonal cover was now bigger than the record “by a significant margin’’.

“This exceeds the past record for the satellite era by about 320,000sq km, which was set in April 2008,’’ the centre said.

I wonder how that squares with the news that Antarctica is melting...?

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Quid-a-day Reg nosh posse chap faces starvation diet

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Re: Bulk buying

...next time I opened it was crawling with little mites ..

Mites are extra protein. CF Royal Navy biscuit in the 1800s ....

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Re: Healthy body fat percentage@DocJames

...I suppose it comes down to a personal opinion on the role of government. I see it as protecting its citizens.* In this case, it should protect us for the sake of our future health...

So to 'protect the health' of the average citizen, we would empower a central bureaucracy to enforce currently-held scientific standards onto a compliant group of obedient subjects. And after 'health', what else will this organisation decide to 'protect'?

Ever thought that the cure might turn out to be worse than the disease?

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Privateers race to capture forgotten NASA space probe using crowdsourced cash

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Re: time in general

... Hopefully the US doesn't forget how to do manned spaceflight again itself...

We've forgotten how to make nuclear power stations...

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Reg man builds smart home rig, gains SUPREME CONTROL of DOMAIN – Pics

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Er...

...Stumbling into bed in the dark is now a thing of the past – as is reaching over my wife to turn off the bedside light. I went the extra mile and for another £25 purchased an in-line unit that plugs into a wall socket and then plugs the bedside light into that...

In the 1950s my parents' house had twin (or triple) switches by the door for main and bedside lights, and doubles at each side of the bed for dual control of the aforementioned units.

All done with very little computing power indeed...

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Lavabit loses contempt of court appeal over protecting Snowden, customers

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Re: living a lie

I have been mulling with changing our current 'representative parliamentary democracy' (ha!) system back to a feudal one.

I can't see any downside. We're already treated as vassals, so we might as well formalise the relationship. You get much more spectacular ceremonials with a feudal system, and, crucially, all the people at the various levels really do have to deliver - up to the Kings and the Barons, who are expected to go into battle first, with big markers tied onto them.

It would brighten my declining years to see an armoured RBS Bank Director at the head of a charge in the Ukraine against a similarly attired Russian Oligarch.

Oh, and the executions are much more entertaining as well...

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Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning

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No one seems...

...to have drawn the obvious lesson for us down here on Earth.

WE are being forced to embrace photovoltaic technology as well. How long will it be before we are closing everything down for the winter, and hoping for a good wind come spring to clear our power generators...?

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LOHAN's Punch and Judy show: The big fat round-up

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Another mission failure

Missed the greenhouse, I see.

Better luck next time...

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Italy has a clumsy new pirate-choker law. But can anyone do better?

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Re: It's about time

In the UK we have a reasonably good workaround for vehicular speed control. It is against the law but we make sure nobody looks too closely

Nobody looks at all if you're a policemen...

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Re: It's about time

...on the positive side you would be allowed to hunt Jeremy Clarkson with dogs...

I quite like your idea, but possibly not for your reasons.

You see, the system would also allow Jeremy Clarkson to respond to YOU. And, seeing as how he has quite a lot of experience with big man-toys like bulldozers and tanks, and a large army of friends and well-wishers from the southern states of the USA, I wouldn't give much for your chances...

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Re: It's about time

...this won't eliminate all piracy but it will certainly get some scum off the streets....

...where 'scum' are defined as ' those people you have cleared off the streets...'...

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German space centre endures cyber attack

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How do you think...

...Given the United States’ pre-eminent global position in space exploration, it’s unlikely but not impossible that it would resort to such tactics...

... you STAY pre-eminent..?

(Actually, what's more likely is that NSA is suffering a lot of budget hits internally - the Treasury won't have liked all the problems NSA have been causing. And so NSA has, of its own bat, started a push to help other parts of government who might support it and who might need budget. NASA would be a good example. I can easily imagine a meeting between NASA and NSA chiefs where NSA say: "You know, if you support our bid for another $100bn, we might be able to provide some satellite guidance designs...")

Who am I kidding? What's MUCH more likely is that, having got the satellite guidance designs, NSA go to Treasury and say "You know that request of NASA's for $100bn to develop satellite guidance designs? Well, here is a complete German design. Can we have their $100bn now?"...

Signed,

an ex-government employee...

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FTC gets judicial thumbs-up to SUE firms over data breaches

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Re: It's a stumper

..Hate the notion of the state extending its power even a shred more. .

I agree. However

the FTC also alleges that Wyndham stored credit card information on its servers in unencrypted plain text...

is a clear PCI-DSS violation. The state should allow people to sue if basic standards are not met...

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...and in some cases didn't even know where its servers were physically located...

So they used the Cloud. Why is this (on it's own) an issue?

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Windows XP is finally DEAD, right? Er, not quite. Here's what to do if you're stuck with it

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And not a mention of...

Linux.

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Internet is a TOOL OF SATAN that destroys belief, study claims

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Where have I seen this before...?

..."Although a third unidentified factor could cause both disaffiliation and Internet use, we have controlled for most of the obvious candidates, including income, education, socioeconomic status, and rural/urban environments. Also, in order to explain changes over time, this third factor would have to be new and rising in prevalence, like the Internet, during the 1990s and 2000s. It is hard to imagine what that factor might be."

So the argument is

1 - the cause needs to be fairly new and expanding over the 1990s and 2000s

2 - we can't think of anything that matches apart from the Internet

3 - it must be that, then.

Does this remind you of:

1 - the average Earth temperature rose in the 1980s and 1990s

2 - we find that CO2 concentration was also rising during that period

3 - it must be that, then.

Both of these hypotheses assume that there is one single cause for your phenomenon, and once you have identified a likely candidate there is no point examining the data closely or looking any further...

("Won't someone think of the children!" - because climate change and religion also use exactly that argument as well...)

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Too late, Blighty! Samsung boffins claim breakthrough graphene manufacturing success

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Re: The Fountains of Paradise.

With the data available, someone should be able to work out whether a rope made of this material would theoretically be able to handle the expected strain for a space elevator application...

Come on, you materials science post-grads...

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Dutch doctors replace woman's skull with 3D-printed plastic copy

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Of course, for Formula 1...

...it really ought to be made of carbon fibre...

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First pics: Comet-chaser Rosetta hurtles towards icy prey, camera in hand

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Of course...

...if as well as your instrument package you included a rocket, you could have a game of cosmic pinball.

Or, if you were American, you could drop the comet on the next country you wanted to have a war with...

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China's rare earth supply crimp plan ruled to be illegal

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Re: If the shoe was on the other foot...

...In a statement, the EU claimed the ruling shows that “the sovereign right of a country over its natural resources does not allow it to control international markets or the global distribution of raw materials”....

Indeed.

Ask the Yanks about Helium trading...

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Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough

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Have you read the rules?

They give points (you need 16 to get the cash) for games sited in Britain OR IN ANY EU COUNTRY.

A game pushing French, German or Belgian 'culture' would qualify...

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MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide

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Re: Here's more sensible analysis...

In support of the 'fire' hypothesis, it may be of interest to note that the 777 has had a well-publicised cockpit fire on the ground at Cairo.

And if you look through the accident reports, you see at least one more, reported as 'smoke coming through vents' at Heathrow in 2007. But that was actually an electrical fire where the insulation was burning.

There could be a scandal waiting to happen here. Insulation is not meant to burn. And incident reports are not meant to conceal what has happened. I suggest that the 777 needs a good look at its electrics...

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Re: But what motive?

...There seems no rational motive at present. Elaborate pilot suicide is the most rational speculation, but even that exists in somewhat of a vacuum...

How about:

Pilot plans to crash aircraft into Petronas Towers for political reasons

Pilot kills passengers with hypoxia and turns plane round

Pilot bottles out over Malacca Strait, flies to Maldives instead

Pilot lands aircraft in sea close to island where it sinks, and paddles to shore to hide with local tourists

....

I suggest that we drop the current investigation and turn it over to a Hollywood script writer. Preferably one who is an Agatha Christie fan. We probably need Miss Marple AND Hercule Poirot on this one, with Holmes acting as a consultant...

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Re: Why could they turn everything off?

..."Another way of asking that is - is there any failure mode of the comms and/or transponder equipment which represents such a hazard to the plane - or to others - that shutdown of all such equipment is justified?"

Yes.

Firstly, some kit sometimes stops working and as we all know the best way to fix it is to turn it off and on again.

Secondly, from what I understand, transponders can sometimes cause interference in cluttered airspace, and pilots are routinely asked to switch them to standby mode.

Thirdly, ANY electrical kit needs a circuit breaker/isolation switch to protect the circuit/enable routine maintenance/cut power in case of short/etc, etc...

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...This whole exercise could be a mistake, but once started, everyone involved is just too scared to say that what they are doing is pointless.

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Ahmad Jauhari Yahy? Is that you?

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Re: Hijacking foiled scenario?

...A downvote? Guess in 2014 there are still wankers who actually believe 9/11 was a "complete surprise"..

That's nothing. I got downvoted for pointing out that you could disable the oxygen mask deployment from the cockpit....

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There is at least one other possibility...

...that there was nothing wrong with the plane at all, it's not lost, it's just touched down at a minor airport in China for technical reasons and the passengers are all in a local hotel waiting for a part to be flown in.

This whole exercise could be a mistake, but once started, everyone involved is just too scared to say that what they are doing is pointless.

Don't underestimate the power of humans to do something wrong, and then dig themselves into much bigger problems simply by telling lies to themselves. I've seen it often on big computer projects - I assume it happens to humans everywhere...

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Re: Hijacking foiled scenario?

2. Plane is hijacked by tech savvy terrorist intent on a 9/11 type attack on Beijing.

5. Co-pilot alters course without alerting terrorist.

6. Plane flies out to sea where it can do no more harm.

And tech-savvy terrorist forgets how to read a compass....

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Re: Spy satellite?

...I was thinking more of Malasian ATC phoning their opposite numbers in the next airspace over and saying "We just relinquished control of flight XYZ at location+date+time. According to the flight plan they should contact you in X minutes time."

With swift escalation if the flight does not register by whatever means with the next ATC.

As far as I can tell by the reports/comments I have seen so far it just waved goodbye to Malaysian ATC and nobody got at all worked up when it didn't register with another ATC in a few minutes time...

I'm pretty sure that the Vietnamese ATC was well aware that they would be receiving a standard airline flight from Malaysia at that time. It was a scheduled flight and I'm sure the timetable would have been agreed months in advance. They would surely know about all flight plans routed through their airspace.

There are lots of reasons why the Vietnamese would not have immediately escalated a warning. But the most obvious is that they were busy and had no time to go making extra work for themselves...

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Re: There's a lot more that can be said...

...It is possible for the pilots to depressurise the fuselage AND disable the deployment of oxygen masks from the cockpit.

It is?..

Yes. You close the fuselage engine bleed pressure valve, and electrically isolate the mask deployment using the main circuit breaker board.

Next question?

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Re: There's a lot more that can be said...

No one has yet mentioned a US or Chinese mistake with a whacking great experimental anti-aircraft laser.

So I thought I would....

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Re: Mass murder and elaborate suicide...

...Cutting off the oxygen supply supposedly needs to be done on the ground outside the aircraft and cannot be performed in the cockpit...

Where did you pick this up? The pilots have a full flight engineer panel, which includes circuit breakers for ALL electrical systems. This includes the oxygen generator and mask deployment.

They have to have this because they are expected to shut off power to any part of the aircraft in case of an electrical fault/fire.

The only items the pilots couldn't control from the flight deck would be the portable masks used by the cabin staff. But if the passenger masks don't deploy and the pressure warning signs are disabled, the cabin crew would not realise they needed to put these on and they would just collapse like the passengers.

Alternatively, a pilot could empty the small oxygen bottles quite rapidly if he could gain access to these at some point earlier in the flight....

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There's a lot more that can be said...

1 - It is possible for the pilots to depressurise the fuselage AND disable the deployment of oxygen masks from the cockpit.

2 - Cockpit doors are heavily reinforced nowadays, so the pilots are safe from the passengers.

3 - The aircraft flew particularly high, and then particularly low shortly after contact was lost. This is consistent with an attempt to kill passengers rapidly from hypoxia and then re-pressurise the aircraft.

4 - The aircraft track seems to have altered several times after contact was lost. This is consistent with an attempt to match speed and height with Singapore Airlines flight 68. If flown closely, two aircraft become one radar blip. SA68 was on course across India and the Middle East.

5 - To the south, the Cocos Islands have a suitable airstrip, and only 600 inhabitants. This is sufficiently low for a small group of armed men to take it over.

6 - Though the only fatal accidents this type of aircraft has had to date have been pilot error, it has had one major cockpit fire while on the ground. Such a fire in the air could render the aircraft uncontrollable and cause all communications to be disrupted, but might not cause it to crash immediately.

7 - If you want to hide an airliner effectively there are very few ways:

a) put it in a row of many similar other airliners

b) crash it into dense jungle or deep snow

c) land it carefully on a deep part of the sea so that it does not break up, and let it sink intact.

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Nothing here...

...about flying close to the Singapore Airlines plane to hide from radar...

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TEN THINGS Google believes you believe about Glassholes and wishes you didn't

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Myth #11

...GLASS owners have paid a lot of money for something that is not very useful, and should NEVER be useful in any well-ordered society...

Response: Er...yes...

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Oxfam, you're full of FAIL. Leave economics to sensible bods

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Re: Sort of agree

...But given the choice of giving money to Oxfam or Christian Aid, it goes to oxfam every time.

Given the choice of giving money to Oxfam or Christian Aid, it goes in my pocket. I don't like charities run as businesses.

There are very few charities which are not part of the problem rather than part of the solution. One honourable exception is the RNLI.

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Planes fail to find 'credible' candidate for flight MH370 wreckage

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Re: Mobile phones don't have remotely enough range

...Unfortunately the problem probably meant that the communication facilities stopped working as they turned around. So that's why there was no message from the pilots. They couldn't communicate...

They were flying close to the ground as they went over Malaysia - close enough for passengers phones to connect to cells. I wonder why no one phoned down, if the plane's main comms were dead?

I suspect that comms WERE possible from the aircraft, and that the occupants were either dead or unwilling to use them...

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MPs urge UK.gov to use 1950s obscenity law to stifle online stiffies

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I foresee a tinsy snaggette....

...The committee recommended that a "robust age verification process should be in place" to prevent kids from easily stumbling across porn images and vids...

Ah! That will mean specifically identifying individuals who ARE watching the grumble flicks. So every porn distributor will end up having a database of their 'clients' real names. Probably together with a list of what they viewed.

CAN YOU IMAGINE the security requirements around such a database, and the threats to it? CAN YOU IMAGINE the lengths to which journalists will go to obtain access to it? CAN YOU IMAGINE the fun politicians (and their detractors) are going to have...?

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China chastises cheeky chirpers with WeChat clampdown

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Re: Fuck mainland China.

...They are not doing anything anything useful, for anybody, anywhere....

On the contrary!

I am sure that our masters are watching their censorship and control actions closely, and are probably sending over teams to study their methods. I'll bet consultants from bodies like the Internet Watch Foundation are working closely with them.

What you see in China is coming to an ISP near you pretty rapidly. Justified by the need to save the children from pedophiles and terrorists....

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Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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@M7S

..Probate is NOT required to settle an estate.....

It just depends on how reasonable the other parties are going to be about the will etc....

...and the parties involved (Banks etc) want to be able to avoid liabilities should they release funds etc to the wrong person, understandable from their point of view...

I think you have just reversed your initial statement. Apple are quite within their rights to ask for a grant of probate, and probate is a pretty standard requirement. There's nothing special about it. As has been said elsewhere, it doesn't have to be a full court hearing, a 'probate office' is fine, but it is the formal proof that you are an executor. And necessary except in some special circumstances.

From the UK.Gov advice site - overview of the process:

1 - Check if there’s a will

2 - Apply to get a ‘grant of representation’ - sometimes be known as a ‘grant of probate’, ‘letters of administration’

3 - Pay Inheritance Tax

4 - Collect the assets

5 - Pay any debts

6 - Distribute the estate

You don’t normally need a grant if the estate either:

- passes to the surviving spouse/civil partner because it was held in joint names

- doesn’t include land, property or shares

That seems fairly clear. Unless the wills you executed were simply between spouses, I can't see how you got away without probate if you needed to transfer a house. Perhaps the solicitor arranged it as part of the process? I guess they MUST be talking about probate, because what else could a court order say? Probate legally states that YOU are the executor of THIS will, which is all that is needed - indeed, all the court could say...

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Re: No it still isn't enough

...However, they seem (and I say seem because it is not clear why this is not enough) to want a court order to declare the sons are executors...

I can't see what the fuss is. Getting a court to declare that the sons are the executors is perfectly normal. It's called 'getting probate', and it's what happens with EVERY estate.

If (when!) you die, you leave an estate. If you have left a will, that is a direction as to how your estate is to be disposed. If you have not, the state will dispose of it for you, following standard rules.

If you have named an executor, that is the person who will carry out that admin job. If you have not, the state will do it for you (and, I suspect, though I haven't checked, charge the estate). But the rights of the executor can be challenged, so an executor is not an executor until a specialist court says he is. This process is called 'getting probate', and for most deaths it's a fairly standard (though slow) business.

Directly a death occurs, anyone who thinks he's an executor needs to apply for probate. Once this is granted, the executor can act as the representative of the dead person and distribute the estate. All Apple seem to be doing is waiting for probate to be granted. A bank would do the same.

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