Posts by Mat

@ Matt Sidall

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As far as I can see, all that remains to be determined is how big a fine and how grovelling an apology BT should have to face...

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Nope - Don't fine them! That cost will only be passed on to the innocent consumer.

Jail time for the executives concerned is the only way.

Here we go again...

<beavis and butthead>

Huh huh huh..... Windoze lusers... huh huh huh.... stupid... huh huh huh...

</beavis and butthead>

FFS.

@ AC

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So is this why we don't ever see Muslim countries like Iran & Pakistan investing in weapons programs, such as developing nuclear weapons?

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Remember kids, as far as Jihad is concerned - Anything goes!

I'll be interested to see

what punishment the FSA metes out to HSBC; 370,000 << 20,000,000

@ Ash

Two words.

"Ballistic" "striation"

@ kain preacher

Pssssst..

Re-read what Joey Y wrote

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It is nice to see that the 1394 spec is an equal opportunity offender, hitting Linux (what about BSD?) and OS X, too.

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See those brackets.. They are important to the meaning of the post.

@ JayKay

You're obviously an artist baby......

Seriously, I'm pleased you are enjoying your Mac so much

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant

A title is required.

..... And Rachel's name is an anagram of

"Incrusted as ill-health."

Marvellous!

Phew..

I thought I was going mad..

KVM has always been Keyboard, Video, Mouse

They are not scientists anymore..

They are political evangelists

Hmmm.

EDS seem to be a total pile of shite.. Didn't Derby County FC drop them as their sponsor a while back?

Secured??

"The MoD adds that the DNA "can be destroyed on written request by the Service person, when they leave service, or after 45 years, whichever is sooner", and that it will be kept in a "secured environment""

Yup - it will be secured on a laptop... and then lost...

EDS??

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

Madness.

The worrying thing about all of this is that because people think this is adequate security, they will reduce their vigilance accordingly...

re: I wonder if radar guns work at that speed

Surely most 'talivans' utilise cameras that photograph the front of the vehicle..

Could someone please tell me where the numberplate (Licence plate for the septics) is on a bike?

So we are pretty much agreed

leslie is a gormless git!

Well done leslie!

Has anyone picked up.

..that 'auto-correct' (as you type) does not work in Office SP3? - For a retard like me that is a real pain in the arse!

RE: I wonder how much HMRC is making from the help line?

Well.... They need to cover the cost of sending out millions of letters apologising for the balls-up!

The thing with HR is..

HR = Human remains...

I have yet to work for a company where the HR Dept. are actually any good.

Not the biggest Apple fan but....

I have no sympathy for people whose iphones are bricked. If they were crazy enough to buy a phone that was tied into AT&T and then, even after the reports that an update could brick a hacked phone, proceed to hack it. Tough shit!

@Phil Saulnier

The loss of the verb 'to lose' coincided with the French stealing it as a name for one of its cities.

Surely...

The Wii would piss on the PS3's parade rather than rain on it.

I guess.

the UN will help Burma in the same way it has helped the people of Zimbabwe..........

@Daniel Winstone

Sense of humour anyone??

Must be fun being you..

@Andy S

You are assuming a modicum of common sense!

@Mike Morgan

You don't really think the UK is any better do you?