Posts by Blubster

Sorry..

Must have read the headline wrong. Thought it said celebs join hacking probe. Not so much who's who, as WHO?

Glad to see that....

The Yanks have their own pair of retarded twats like Jedward.

Yawn...(scratches balls for something to do)

Oh Joy.

Yet another channel full of crap.

Cue the music...... "This is not just any old shite...... this is HD shite"

£9k spunked on fondleslabs could save £170k

Fantastic. Nearly came in my pants too when I read that headline :-)

Vogel's RingO iPad mounting system

At that kind of price I can think of another ring they can stick it up. Cheaper to buy a six inch (150mm) nail and hammer the iPad to the wall.

trouser-coughs 'could upset the locals

And cause them to issue a jarhead jihad or maybe a fartwa?

I know.. the door's over there..

Sony Reader

"Sony will bundle its next generation e-reader with the entire series of Harry Potter stories from November"

Does it also come bundled with a root-kit?

@Danny5

"We tend to forget that most of us, if the circumstances are right, would be part of the looting masses, we just think we wont because we have a good life"

Speak for yourself you thieving bastard.

I was brought up in the 50s & 60s where we were taught right from wrong and were disciplined if we stepped out of line. I would never even dream of stealing from someone else - my old mum didn't raise me to be a thief.

"History will show us the way"

The best solution would be to create some kind of man and machine hybrid - let's call it a cybernetic organism for want of a better name, or cyborg if you will because today's yoof can't spell cybernetic.

Send this `cyborg` back in time to Boston 1876 to shoot Alexander Graham Bell in the face and voilà! - no telephones.

"disaffected London yoof "

Disaffected my arse - they're just a bunch of fucking thieves.

Mayan prediction

Is this the asteroid that will be responsible for destroying the Earth in 2012?

May have been all right if some probe or other hadn't knocked it out of it's usual orbit.

Boody hell

Is it me or have Russian shot-putters got better looking as I've got older?

@Still too much for me

Me too. If they gave it away free it would still be too much.

How about improving the quality of the TV shows on offer first? Watching crap is bad enough, but recording it as well?

@AC 16:32

There's no accounting for taste

Karma Sutra

Scenario:

1) Driver's seat back-rest folded down almost flat

2) Driver's squeeze laid face down leaning over driver's seat operating the pedals

3) Her `nether parts` raised to the appropriate angle

4) Driver plugs himself in to the aforementioned nether parts for stability while operating the steering wheel.

Simples. :o)

The only other thing Sony has said is that the S1 will run Android 3. ®

Does it also come with a rootkit?

Guy spills on girl

Could have been worse - he might have given her a pearl necklace.

None that I can think of..

My wife went to Indonesia

Oh really? Jakarta?

No, she went by aeroplane.

Conniption

At least I've learned a new word from the Blog's comments - Conniption: un-controlled rage or anger - Britspeak for throwing a wobbly.

@DF118

Boom Shankar to you too. :o)

Hope

They've got the absolute crap post-code search sorted out and more accurate maps. I live in Yorkshire but my location on my Mio Navman puts me in Lancashire. Grrrr.. :o)

Bloody 'ell

He's got a big cock.... oh no, wait, it's his bicycle pump.

@Sureo

"Well if anyone can afford it, she can."

Except it's us poor tax-payers who's paying for it.

@Lee

"Anyway, many words in English do not technically mean what the user thinks they mean, but as the listeners think it means what the user thinks it means then in reality it does actually [in standard English] mean what the user thinks it means."

Fuck me, are related to Humphrey Appleby?

Mankind has managed to accomplish so many things:.....

.. we can fly!

No thanks to the early papists who stifled science and invention under the threat of torture and death thus slowing down progress. Even in the face of positive proof (that the earth travelled around the sun for example) they refused to accept the truth of things in favour of dogma.

@No 3G, no good

So you've not heard of phone tethering then? My mobe can be set up as a portable WiFi hotspot which is tethered to my Archos 70 so I can surf via 3G. Simples.

Bloody hell

Talk about a bad hair day.

will allow it to 'fly' up to 10km over the ocean floor whilst collecting video and data

Unless it's in the Irish Sea off the coast of Blackpool where it will collect nappies, needles, discarded tampons, used Durex(tm) and all forms of excrement known to man.

NFC?

No Fucking Cash (required)

No such apology will be needed for Monday night's momentous iPadification

Just an apology for wasting tax-payers money in expenses claims.

They'll all be at it soon - you won't be able to shit for iPads in the HoC.

home-made Boston cream pie and a decent beer,

Well the decent beer's out of the question (is there such a thing in the US), but the Boston cream pie has piqued my interest. I think we should be told the recipe.

As for the IT angle, I've got some electronic weighing scales.

@bah......

U.S. only at this stage. :o(

I'd be more concerned

About shooting my muck too early with the excitement of getting a shag.

Besides, apart from dying peacefully in your sleep, isn't this the next best way to pop your clogs?

Typical Hollywood

Take a good film and piss on it.

Remember the scene for scene remake of Psycho (what was the point?), or the effin' awful remake of the Wicker Man? Jeeeze!... As pointed out by other posters, for fuck's sake leave well alone and do something original.

Dixons

Thieving bastards....

Wouldn't be so bad

If they had some decent looking women/girls/lasses (scratch out the ones that don't apply) instead of the over made-up plastic titted variety.

If he'd only just collected some more of his jizz

he could have turned it into ice-cream like the recent release of titty-milk ice-cream.

Better still, he could put a scoop of his own on two scoops of breast-milk ices and pretend he'd cum on somebody's tits.