* Posts by Smokey Joe

59 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Jul 2007

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Microsoft SKUs Windows 7 clarity

Smokey Joe
Happy

Mmmm'kay

I'll stick with Ubuntu then.

Thank you Vista. I haven't looked back!

McKinnon faithful to stage further US embassy demo

Smokey Joe

Forget what the tabloids tell yers

"What hacking?

Username: Admin

Password: [enter]

?

That's not hacking."

Perzactly! And it's as simple as that.

I find it hard to believe that so many visitors to places like this don't know what McKinnon did.

Microsoft slams 'sensationalist' Vista analysis

Smokey Joe

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Strange how things work out in the end...

Windows was sort of forced on me when the Amiga went down the tubes.

Now Ubuntu has been sort of forced on me by Vista.

Thank you Microsoft for leading me to the light :-)

Mystery radio bursts from the depths of the universe

Smokey Joe

space is deep

"Surely if you want to send a viable signal over vast distances... it needs to be of a vast magnitude?"

I'd be expecting something lasting months or years rather than 5 milliseconds.

Better gadget battery-level readouts in pipeline

Smokey Joe

Phillips?

A phone won't ever get as close as a phillips. Not even an iPhone. Don't believe the hype!

NBC to Apple: 'You're fired!'

Smokey Joe

Sweet

It's keeping the Apple/MS kettle boiling and it's good to watch:-)

But seriously, that was a decent article. The mac fanboys seem oblivious to the vey idea that Apple are playing the game they shout loudest against...

Motorcycle News in shot M40 biker ad gaffe

Smokey Joe

Unfortunate

Bah. MCN deserve some respect for not doing that on purpose, obviously.

It's that time of year again... I miss my bikes... all I have these days is El Reg.

US gov's flying laser hit by delays, problems

Smokey Joe

Hmmm

"In order to get the laser weapon into the vicinity of possible enemy missile silos, it is to be mounted in a 747 jet, one of the few aircraft capable of lifting such bulky machinery."

I have a cunning plan... mount them on trucks!

US wants trucks mounted with frikkin' laser beams

Smokey Joe

Chaff.. sort of...

So then, why not launch a sustained volley of the artillery round of choice but only duds at first while the lasers gets tired of going through repeat charging cycles? Whatever... I don't see this being effective for too long because any determined enemy will change it's tactics. Can it spot suicide bombers, IEDs or car bombs? Now that WOULD be a marvel of technology.

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