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Red-faced LOHAN team 'fesses up in blown SPEARS fuse fiasco

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Was the fuse mounted on a round tuit?

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VAT's all folks: Telecoms and services tax to be set at consumer's homeland rate

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Re: Glad I live in Switzerland...

Which also has to abide by many EU regulations in order gain these benefits, but has no say in their formulation.

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Windows Phone 8.1: Like WinPho 8, but BETTER

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Re: What about?

How about allowing users to add attachments from within the email app?

As things stand, the only attachment you can add to an email is a picture. To add an attachment such as a pdf or xls, you start by selecting the file, you then compose the email around it. Of course, this means it's only possible to add one attachment. Not very productive when I want to send two or three invoices, for instance.

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Time is on their side: NIST's new atomic clock accurate for 300 MEEELLION years

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Serious question

How do they determine the accuracy of the most accurate clock ever built?

And how do they know it will have lost a second rather than gained one?

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Dear Reg: What is a 'Lag' and a 'Jacksey'?

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Re: Tread carefully

Upvoted, specifically this "nobody has the right to not be offended. "

If you don't want to be offended, don't live in a democracy.

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Spam, a lot of it: Bubble tea is the Seoul of wit

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So it wasn't just me then.

"I even received something similar in the post claiming that I was the sole inheritor of $14.7m from a relative hitherto unbeknown to me, a Mr John Dabbs of Hong Kong,"

I too kept the letter for posterity.

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Canadian spookhaus says airport Wi-Fi slurp didn't invade privacy

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Re: Assume all 3rd party WiFi tapped

A good rule of thumb to remember is 'If you're not paying for the product, you are the product'.

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Virgin Media's 'little(ish)' book of deals contained BIG FIBS, rules ad watchdog

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Re: The ASA

They sort of did that with the bottom-feeder airlines. The ones that splashed "Benidorm for £1!!!" on their front page. Except when you got to the checkout it had risen to fifty or sixty pounds. Still cheap but not what was promised. Now they have to include all taxes, booking fees, credit card fees, fuel charges, luggage fees, pilot surcharge, oxygen mask rental, window use fee, engine surcharge and so on in the splash price.

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Now we're cookin' on gas: Google crafts sugar-alert contact lens for diabetics

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Somebody won't be happy

Namely the companies who literally give away blood glucose test meters so they can sell you their test strips at 50p a pop.

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High Court derails Google defence in Safari browser stalker cookie brouhaha

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"Funny, they play in the munchkin playground with the rest of the fairies overseen by their mother, passing every minute detail of their lives back to Apple, and share it on Fakebook. Someone else slurps the data and their up in arms? Bit hypocritical isn't it?"

Not at all.

Let's assume you're a man and have a wife. Because she agrees to have sex with you, does that make it OK for anyone else to have sex with her without her consent?

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Didn't get a Nook for Xmas? That's OK, hardly anyone else did, either

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Another happy user

I bought a Simple Touch when the price dropped to less than £40 and am very happy with it.

It does what it's supposed to (apart from embedded pdf images) without drama.

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Naked Aussie gets wedged in washing machine

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Re: Bah!

"And how did he deal with the issue of the agitator"

More olive oil?

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It's not gold in the frozen hills of Antarctica, my boy, it's DIAMONDS

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Much like the Japanese and whaling

They won't mine them as such. Japan catches whales for 'research purposes' (does this whale have a tail? Yes it does, pass the wasabi), any nation wanting to upset DeBeers' cartel will start researching the proportion of diamond bearing Kimberlite in Antarctica, then helpfully clear up after itself.

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Apple iWatch due in October 2014, to wirelessly charge from one metre away – report

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Now where have I seen that clock face before?

A copyright case where Apple came second

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Mexican Cobalt-60 robbers are DEAD MEN, say authorities

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Good job it didn't happen in Blighty

"Have members of your family been killed by stuff they stole? Call Shysters-R-Us for a no-win-no-fee payday"

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Boffins devise world's HARDEST tongue-twister

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Re: I never saw the point of this concept.

Or he/she could have just bought a Watkins Super Shadow echo device.

Now, about this cow orking. Is it worth it?

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That toolbar you downloaded is malware? Tough, read the EULA

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Re: oxymoron alert

"'Good' is not a word I ever expected to see in a sentence that also included 'lawyer' unless it also included the phrase 'up to no'"

Or 'kicking'

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Happy Thanksgiving, Apple. Now how about THREE more patent legal battles for dessert?

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Devil

Patent trolls versus Apple

Is there any way they can both lose, yet it still costs them millions and millions?

I'm normally against m'learned friends and their fees, but I'll make an exception in this case.

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US army bites the bullet in $50m software piracy pay-out

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Shouldn't the computers hosting the pirated software have been seized and destroyed?

Goose, gander etc.

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REVEALED: How YOU PAY extra for iPHONES - even if you DON'T HAVE ONE

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Suppose Apple gave a contract

and nobody came?

The relative unpopularity of the latest iThing will be a very strong bargaining point when Apple are demanding frankly ludicrous terms for iThing+1.

If nothing else, the balance of power has shifted somewhat.

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Small software firm wins $28.4m after lobbing sueball at LOCKHEED MARTIN

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Re: Only a few lucky winners

So what are the chances of the next Airforce One being a flying deathtrap Dreamliner?

I'm sure the Pres will want to fly the flag.

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Astronomers spot 13-BEEELLION-year-old hot galactic threesome

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Re: Errmmm....what?

<NAK> Please resend.

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Antidote for poisonous Aussie Red-Back Spider venom DOESN'T WORK

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Re: Yikes! I mean,Crikey!

A survey to name all the poisonous creatures in Australia resulted in a list so long it was quicker to list the non poisonous ones:-

"Some of the sheep"

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Re: Second most feared??

"Just looking where you are sticking your bare body parts before sticking them there is generally a good enough strategy for dealing with most Aussie crawlies, though"

Glad to help

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Gov mulls making it easier for ICO to squash marketing pests

Stratman

" Currently an opt-out register exists."

Or, as the marketing 'industry' call it, a list of working numbers.

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Stratfor email, credit-card hacker Hammond thrown in cooler for 10 YEARS

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Did I read it correctly? That he gave up information in return for a lesser sentence, yet still got the maximum?

That'll encourage others to turn stool pigeon, I'm sure.

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Space hotelier Bigelow wants capitalists to FIGHT comm-MOON-ist takeover

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It's like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog.

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Apple faces €1bn tax probe in Italy, claim legal eagle insiders

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Re Steve Davies 3

There's many a true word spoken in jest.

Have you noticed the size of the fines the US has imposed on furrin companies like BP and Barclays?

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Vulture 2 spaceplane STRIPPED to the bone

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FAIL

Barnes Wallace (sic)

Shameful.

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Cameron pledges public access to list of who REALLY owns firms

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Re Miek

Yes you can. It's called the The Register of Members’ Financial Interests

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Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

Stratman

Re: You can't win

And.............................. breathe.

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US aviation watchdog approves $75K balloon ride into SPAAAACE!

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While it's a worthy enough enterprise

I still can't help thinking it's a waste of helium.

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Hard-as-woodpecker-lips MOUSE GOBBLES live scorpion, LAUGHS off stings to face

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I for one

welcome our murine overlords.

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Ryanair boss Mike O'Leary hits Twitter: 'Nice pic. Phwoaaarr!'

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Re: Vote with your wallet

A colleague used to be an airline pilot, he said he'd never fly Ryan air.

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Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware: Whatever you do, don't PAY

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Re: NSA PR Opportunity

Followed by

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-09-07/

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Wanna sell a phone in New York? Better have a receipt

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We'll make it illegal to sell a stolen phone. That worked well.

We'll make it illegal to sell a stolen phone without a receipt. That'll do the trick.

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Re: I support this!

"Why not integrate a digital signature-based chain of ownership in the mobile though?"

The NRA would never stand for it. "Thin end of the wedge"

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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Those long winter nights

must fly past in Nomland.

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Online bookies must keep punters' cash in separate account

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Re: Enforcement action?

" ............and may bring enforcement action."

If it's like any other regulator, the 'enforcement action' may be as severe as a strongly worded email.

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Austerity BITES: Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated COMPUTERS

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Re: our Western financial institutions

I believe the references to 'East' and 'West' come from the Cold War days, where the dividing line was the Iron Cyutain.

Or even Curtain

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Re: our Western financial institutions

"If you check an atlas, you will see that Germany, Greece, and even half of France are to the East of the prime meridian."

I believe the references to 'East' and 'West' come from the Cold War days, where the dividing line was the Iron Cyutain.

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Our sensational rocket ship Vulture 2 REVEALED: LIVE at 3pm

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Re: The missing competition

Don't name them. Then you don't become attached.

It's for the best.

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Official crackdown on Apple fanboi 'shanty town' ahead of London iPhone launch

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Re: 23 year old estate agent

"Charming, compact, central London Property. Views of vibrant city life included. Offers in region of 1.1 mil."

Bet he keeps schtum about the neighbours

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Boffins demo on-chip entanglement at macro scale

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Does this mean

we'll finally get the 'IF' and 'BUT' gates I could have done with back in the seventies?

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NASA: Humanity has finally reached into INTERSTELLAR SPACE

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Pint

Re: So the next news item will be...

"Voyager has reached the influence of another star.

I wonder if I can live that long?"

It'll come within around 1.6 light years of Gliese 445 in about 40,000 years.

Better order another pint.

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US intelligence: Snowden's latest leaks 'road map' for adversaries

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Look on the bright side

At least one government department is listening to the people.

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Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid

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Re: My inner libertarian says

"Legalize it, then you can tax it.

You wipe out the crime, thus making the gangs and crims redundant."

Indeed, because there are absolutely no gangs whatsoever making a fortune out of smuggling cigarettes and alcohol.

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Boffins force Skype to look you in the eye

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If ever anybody wanted an example

of 'a First World Problem' this is surely it.

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Curiosity looks up, spies Martian double-mooning

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Re: So, what do we call this...

An occultation?

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Bitcoin laws are coming: US Senate launches virty currency probe

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Just supposin'

How long would it take a government with access to the world's most powerful hypercomputers to mine the remaining bitcoins? And once it had them, what would it do with them?

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