39 posts • joined Wednesday 25th July 2007 15:36 GMT
That twist would be a real 'Fight Club' moment.
You better hope Kim and Agie never get hold of you.
Read Maggie Gee's 'The Ice People' and you will understand that no good can come of domestic cleaning robots.
First it will be our pets.
Then it will only be a matter of time before they are hunting us in packs in order to devour our weak flesh.
I say we take off
...and nuke the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Aaaaaah! Fecking brilliant
I remember the Geocities page I made for my Quake clan back in 1998! Knocked up from a collection of horrible wordart in MS Frontpage or something.
Gradients! Everything had to have Gradients! And I definitely remember having one of those counters... Ah happy days!
”sentient, intelligent and complex”
Well, as someone who grew up on a sheep farm I have to say that this would be one statement that perfectly describes whatever the complete opposite of a sheep is.
I personally prefer allaround's PL/SQL Developer to TOAD - I didn't so much when I first switched from one to t'other, but definitely wouldn't go back now.
As long as I never have to use Oracle SQL Developer ever again then all will be well with the world and my PC will remain unpunched.
It's a bit of a...
...Joy Division/New Order, old-Manics/nu-Manics kind of debate this - uh, if you replace the depressive musicians with super-villains.
Some people just got so entranced by everything that was (genuinely) brilliant about the original act, that they just couldn't - or refused - to see anything worthy in what came after.
"A person complained that the phrase 'feck off' was offensive, especially because it appeared on a poster and could therefore be seen by children."
Won't someone please think of the children! THE CHILDREN!
'Open standards glasnost' would have been more appropriate?
"A scarlet letter for the gullible"
War never changes.
/end Ron Perlman
"Samsung's engineers have felt it necessary to equip the droid's gun mount with an anti-theft alarm"
I wonder if it threatens you in a creepy child-like voice a-la the sentrys from Portal...
"Who are you?"
"Please put me down."
In other news: Today every idiot with access to a hammer and nails was declared a professional Joiner.
Epic FAIL, as the kids would say.
The old ones are the best...
Ah so that's what happened my broadband last night...
"Most of the problems occurred in the North West, Yorkshire and the Midlands."
And Northern Ireland.
"and the majority of affected customers regained their service shortly after midnight."
If by 'shortly' he means 'several hours'.
... it took, what? 10 seconds for this to degenerate into Windows vs Linux?
He wants people to know that they don't need imagination to have personality. "Self-expression is a very powerful concept," he explained. "We want to take people away from the idea that they have to do it themselves and that they can buy forms of self-expression in the virtual world."
<bill hicks impression>
And I pray for a nuclear holocaust in five minutes.
</bill hicks impression>
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