@Daniel B

Do you actually take MS live search seriously? I use google to search microsoft.com.

you pay millions to set up the network

and minimum wage for the admin staff and this is what you get.

hire some qualified admins...

No it is BASIC

Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

PLA... PLO... ELO!

Yes the US government has been attacked by the Electric Lights Orchestra! Burn your old records in retaliation.

Take2 needed it

I am all for artistic expression but Take2 needed to have their wrists slapped.

Our first line of defense

Should we take our cue from Blofeld and get white cats to combat this rodent menace

Of the three current generation...

The only one I had any excitement about was the Wii. The PS3 is pure bloat-ware. I have considered a 360 but just can't get up the enthusiasm for it.

Scared to go home

I'm a US ex-pat and my wife wants to return to the states but I am getting even more scared of my governement.

first Escape from New York

now Enter the Dragon

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Shigeru Miyamoto was right...

...Super Mario is the way of the future.

Soon the Airforce can eat mushrooms to power-up!

Keep it up

These series of editorials are great, please keep them up and I applaud El Reg for having the guts to publish these articles.

Will be goof for...

...when the invading lizards get here to take us over.