* Posts by Rusty Warrior

24 posts • joined 25 Jul 2007

BT confirms broadband upgrades for rotten boroughs

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Some win...

Winning the competition isn't exactly getting them to the front of the queue nor is it a guarantee that they will get the service...

"Winning exchanges will be enabled in early 2012 subject to availability, survey, terms and conditions."

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Star Trek to boldly go (again)

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Re: All those banging on about re-writing history!

They already did that in the reboot. remember? No Vulcan and 2 Spocks?

Why Paris? Because "We'll Always Have Paris!"

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UK space programme suffers serious setback

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Blessed are the cheesemakers*

*and all other manufacturers of dairy produce

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AMD merges processor and graphics biz

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Resistance is futile...

AMD and ATI have been assimilated by the Berg

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130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea

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titter

ye not!

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A sex show of truly Olympian proportions?

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Toffoc

Tastes like liquid Cramac and and if it's been in the freezer for a couple of days is seriously good shit ...

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Kings of Leon to freetards: Y'all are trash

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@ KoL

diddums!

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BOFH: The PFY wants a reference

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What...

...a bastard!

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Attack of the Italian space pod parachute babes

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Space Divers...

I can't think straight... imagination working overtime...

oh my...

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BOFH: Testing the obscenity filters

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Sheer Genius

This episodes is the dog's bol >SLAM!<

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BOFH: The PFY's comeuppance

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The Bollard

Sheer genius!

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No sense of humour? Avoid Bootnotes

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Where's the IT angle?

In the corner with Paris probably...

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A380 passengers to enjoy 'military-style' urinals

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That's just...

taking the piss!

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Please don't leave me... bitch

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@AC

RE: Ever tried that old favourite - talking.....

Yes - failed miserably becuase he's at the single grunt stage of his development. His calendar is (unlike his vocabulary) extensive and never fails to keep us up to date with his plans.

Joy - I know what he's planning anddon't have to sound like a caveman to do it.

Peace and Felicitations

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@ AC

"Because anyone with more than 20 'friends' on MySpace and/or Facebook is kidding themselves."

Oh my! By your defintion my family are "kidding ourselves". Let's see shall we?

My step son uses it to keep in touch with REAL PEOPLE he meets at music festivals and to make their camping arrangements at the next one. Hundreds on his list.

My wife uses it to keep find REAL PEOPLE from her time living in South Africa and as a method of swapping photo's with not so far flung friends in the UK. About 70 odd on her list. It's also useful for finding out when said son is away for a few days so that me and the missus can plan a weekend away ;-)

I have only 26 friends on my list - all ex military types who for one reason or another lost contact when one by one we left the services. Believe it or not THEY are also REAL PEOPLE. (I'm sure that most of them have ot get the ir significant others to the typing for them though - last time I saw them, most of them would onsider a keyboard nothing more than a blunt instrument for despatching the nearest <insert latest enemy of choice>)

Facebook is a tool and, like any tool, if used safely and with due regard for the inherent dangers that the tool contains, it can be a bit of fun. It's a laugh for God's sake.... It's also a little more efficient than Royal Mail and a lot cheaper than stamps. Has an added bonus it has Scrabulous (for now) and Scramble too :-)

Why are you moaning about something you're obviously not interested in personally? Maybe if you took your blinkers off and broadened your horizons for a while, you may find something that you ARE interested in and leave everyone else alone.

See you in another life, Brother!

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Star Trek XI release knocked back to 2009

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@ Red Bren

Not to mention that everyone knows that Kirk wasn't even the good (star)ships first skipper. grrrrrrr

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Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

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MiYahoo?

MiYahee?

MiYahoo-hoo!!

Methinks there is another another dodgy you tube esque video coming

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Scientists sue Intel in Core 2 Duo clash

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Warf is asking the court to declare that Intel's Core 2 Duo product infringe its patents

Make it so!

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Management cull fires BT profit slump

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Richard and Judy also fingered

oooerrr missus!

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US Navy to test fire electric hypercannon

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I've got this mole

What would Jasper do with one of these instead of a shotgun and a torch? Perhaps a bloody big hole where Birmingham used to be?

I have to have one of these if only to get rid of the damn neighbours cats who keep crapping in the flower beds!

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Jordan mulls mamtastic epitaph

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Musings

I've been thinking - step back everyone, this thing might just might blow!

All that silicone must put her in the hands of the WEEE... so how on Earth will they "dispose" of her in an environmentally friendly fashion?

Answers on a postage stamp to the usual address.

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errrrrr 2

Sphere we go?

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Errrrr

Thanks for the mamaries?

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Power outage knocks out major websites

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mmmmmm

Get your spec's on guy's... that choccy lab is actually a Hungarian Vizsla - the smooth not wire coated type. Wonderful dogs... very friendly and make great pets. Daft as a brush though and like nothing better than to pretend they're about 5 times smaller than they really are and sit on your lap all night. All together now..... ahhhhhhhhh

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