69 posts • joined 29 Jan 2007
If people actually believe this, and other such, twonk. They deserve to lose their money and IP.
"Today, a Google search is far more likely to provide you with the information you're looking for that it did a few years ago."
"information" in this context = Google Ads
But I'm NOT looking for adverts, not then, not now, not ever.
Those buns are not so hot, what with all that water cooling gear.
However they may still be cross.
"The spokesman said Phorm's PR team had not been aware of Wikipedia's policy on conflicts of interest."
These Phormers don't seem to be very good at this Legal stuff do they?
Can of worms..........
Here they come, wriggling out all covered in PR bullshit.
Sorry, too late Bill
After years using Windows, my next OS, after XP, will NOT be from M$
Please email me some stamps, I want to write to someone, oh hang on a minute.....
That's my old school!!
Always thought they were a haven for escaped Nazis.
To XP or not to XP...
...That is the question.
Actually, this will be my last MS Box. When support for XP finally ends, I'm ditching MS altogether.
It's time to grow up and use a real OS.
T5 - Portal of Hell
I think they should rename it as per my suggestion.
Like they say...
Vote early, and vote often !
Sony has a nice little unit too
1 x HDD, working or not
1 x Bucket of pool water (salt)
1 x Drill
1 x Lump hammer
1 x Cup of hydrochloric pool acid
Drill hole through said HHD
Mash HDD with said hammer
Add HHD to bucket of water, add acid to taste, leave stand for 1 week.
Drain, dispose, enjoy.
Install the HHD on a senior manager's PC
The data will be unrecoverable by the end of the day. Or does this only happen at my place?
They don't make 'em to last like that anymore. If you haven't seen the bridge, I suggest you make the trip. Amazing!
Apart from the motorcycles, Nortons software is a complete hunk-o-junk, then again so were the bikes....must go with the name.
Good enough for Mary.
Women should only travel by donkey, just like in the old days.
Mine's the fat suit on the steel peg.
I'm just glad I've done all my travelling in Europe and the US. There's no way I'm bothering with all this "anti terror" crap.
These prisoners need to get in touch with the RIAA !!
New Web Site
Join Londons best.
Bobbies on the beat.
Live 24/7 video streaming.
Do the maths
More guns = more gun crime = more people shot
Less guns = less gun crime = less people shot
Give him a job
Imagine the holes he could plug at Apple if he worked for them.
Paris: Because she knows about plugging holes.
The other day upon the stairs
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
He must be from the CIA
Ages ago I bought a stereo lead to go between my old Sony walkman cassette player and my PCs sound card IN connection. For $1.95 I have cassettes transferred to MP3, etc. Sound is about as good as you can get from a dirty old tape.
Paris Hilton connection?
I just wanted...
....to use the flame emoticon!
ATM cash delivery driver
I hate refilling those ATMs in Antarctica. The long plane flight, the cold, nothing to eat but pengiun sarnies and the notes get all frosty and brittle in the machine.
Lately, the McMurdo Station cash machines have been running out even faster, it must be those Lads from Lagos offering free cash again!
....the correct use of technology.
Google Todger Viewer - cumming soon.
Football and, er, cocks???
I thought football (soccer) was a girls game?
@ John in Fairbanks
Alaska, hmmm nice. One of my fave' places to visit.
BTW, being in AK and closer to the North Pole, do you get your presents delivered any earlier?
John in Oz.
Facebook, Myspace, Sadville etc...
Ha ha, sucked in!
Just stay away, its actually quite easy to do.
Isn't it nice....
...the use of the term "lunatic".
It's just so very NON-PC it makes the heart glow with nostalgia!
Multi-Purpose Server Rooms
With the heat these rooms are generating perhaps they could move some more hospital equipment in. Incubators, humidicribs, bio-culture growing racks, patient solarium, staff gym, etc.
Who buys a PC with an OS installed?
Ive had a few new PCs now.
None of them came pre-installed with any OS.
There are loads of IBM clones to be had, who needs the big manufacturers?
Never buy pre-installed !!
..I now want to see the following signs on Bridges, Aircraft, Tall Buildings and Motor Vehicles. etc.
"WARNING: The design process for this structure/vehicle/device involved calculations made by Excel 2007"
We need to know.
Damn, I gorged myself three times, but an hour later I am still hungry!!
I won't accept it as real until they can show me the (now heavily ablated) golf balls Alan Shepard hit/left behind.
Ho hum, after all these years...
....the song remains the same!
[hat, coat, gone...]
Bollocks, all of it...
This was a mandatory shut-down ordered by Washington so that "spook-ware v3.56" could be installed on the Skype network.
I know, because I hear the voices on the line........
Hey Greg, bridge for sale...
..buy the world famous Brooklyn Bridge! Get it before its snapped up by the Japanese. Send loads of cash to: yesiamreallythatstupid.com
...wood-o-plastic [TM] to me. 5 grand for something that looks like cheap tat, I don't think so.
Travel years at faster than light speed...
...just to do show some swirly lighting effects in the sky. Then, they bugger off home again! Probably just some alien boy-racers out for fun?
Remember the old maxim...
Vote early and vote often.....
...has anyone told Ernie?
Old Chinese saying...
Man who lies down with dogs
Gets up with fleas
Emails leave a trace of what you did and said.
Why would a government official want that?
Where's Nerds III or Police Academy 18 ?
Learn in an auto?
Why do people with a manual car say: "learn in an auto" ?
What's to learn?
If you can drive a manual car, then you are automatically a grand master in an auto - pun indended.
That's not a name....
Years ago I went to school with a kid called Paul Hogan, (no not the Crocodile Dundee guy).
Whenever he had to give his name he got into trouble for 'lying'.
Bang Bang You're Dead
They should never have given guns to the 'mericans.
- Review Apple iPhone 6: Looking good, slim. How about... oh, your battery died
- 'Kim Kardashian snaps naked selfies with a BLACKBERRY'. *Twitterati gasps*
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- Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia
- Apple's iPhone 6 first-day sales are MEANINGLESS, mutters analyst