16 posts • joined 24 Jul 2007
Amen to that!
Beer. Mmmm, beer!
Beer drinkers beware - if you have to renew or replace your pewter tankard, they're making the buggers in 500ml sizes now as well as pints!
I confirm the Bentleys in Chelsea, still look out for them on my occasional jaunts into the Smoke.
Some considerable number of years ago I nearly fell off my motorbike when passing FU2 on the Hammersmith Flyover - believed to be owned at the time by a Fiona Richmond?
<looks it up>.. Oh, I see, a merkin word. You're excused (from the correct side of the Pond).
I'll have a pint of whatever the author was on at the time. Purely to aid comprehension of course.
"The data for the app, called Radiation Information and published by Qnuouo"
How the *hell* does one pronounce Qnuouo?
I tried here in the office and just managed to stop a colleague going for the Heimlich manoeuvre.
It'll be the death of me yet
Surely the past tense of 'to wreak' is wrought?
That is all.
Be that as it may..
"Skipping over the huge loss of life and general destruction wreaked by a magnitude 10 earthquake"
Please note that the past tense of 'to wreak' is 'wrought'.
That is all.
*20* years her senior?
Last time I looked 19+20 didn't get all that close to 55.
Sensible-sounding beak let down by dodgy maths.
Disappears mysteriously into oblivion
The offending tagline seems to have been removed! It wasn't displaying a few minutes ago but was on the page source, I had to look like I was working (briefly) and upon returning to the source it's gorn.
What can we mock now?
Score 50% only in Oxford area
Broadband running at the usual standard (read into that what you will)
POP3 distinctly non-there.
No point whatsoever in picking up the phone to the BeardyTeam.
'Our engineer will be getting off his arse quite soon and down to some serious scratching. After that it might get fixed, or we might fuck it up totally, who knows?'
Are always, always, always female!
Cable order coming up..
Never mind the quality, feel the freebies. Send her round please.
And a return to weekly updates from the Bastard would be most welcome.
Which hostelry do you frequent? I want some of that loopy soup!
Nice to see..
The traditional journalist's long, liquid lunch hasn't entirely died out.
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