5 BILLION valuation, surely?
259 posts • joined 23 Jul 2007
It's like a zen koan, if Google announces something about a failed product on Google+, does anyone notice?
Re: Rubbish - Old IT Grey suits out!
Nothing old about negative zero, our code still has some special case code to suppress them, left over from when Microsoft changed the behaviour of the C runtime in VC++ 2005. fortunately -0.0 and 0.0 are equal so the code just tests for equality and then uses 0.0. <oldfart/>
Mutual recursion - see recursion, mutual
Is 'recurssion' a louder version of recursion - a cross between recursion and percussion - something used in executables where the cymbal table hasn't been removed? (Was going to make a joke about Marimba and Castanet but I see a once proud technology that got Wired's front page in its day doesn't even rate its own Wikipedia page - the ultimate insult - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castanet_%28disambiguation%29)
We want more Stob
I subscribed for a couple of years at one point. The humour had gone by then. I miss .EXE more tbh.
What about Badgr - the app for 'underground animal sex tourism' http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/denmark-moves-to-ban-bestiality-controversial-right-to-have-sex-with-animals-will-be-outlawed-9790829.html
Was the software...
... written in sheep lust lust?
1. Focusing on the National Academy for Digital Skills thing, IBM are one of the sponsors, why are they bothering? What use do they have for developers in the UK rather than India etc.?
2. I see it's in London. Handy that that's a cheap place to live, rent/buy offices, and cheap for the staff to live.
3. Aaaaargh, Register commenters on the subject of teaching, why did I look?
4. How are they going to get the bursary back if people don't do the job? Will it be added onto their student loan? Will it be like buying yourself out the army? Or will they just take a kidney?
Love poem to Microsoft
Roses are horrible
Violets are crap
Who on Earth would write a
'Windows Store' app?
Also, I thoroughly recommend the book 'It usually begins with Ayn Rand' by Jerome Tuccille. Although most of it is about the minutiae of libertarian infighting, the bits about Ayn Rand at the beginning are worth the cost of the book.
Or do a search for 'ayn rand rational dancer' on Google Books and the whole chapter seems to come up.
Rand Rand Rand
Surely your child should be named Rand Rand Rand Rand after
The Rand corporation
The Remington Rand typewriter (or creator of the Univac computer if you prefer).
The Krugerrand - not as good as bitcoins, I know.
It's well weapon!
An NLM, Do doo be-do-do
(or 'No Laughing Matter' as a friend used to call them).
The thing that did for Netware was the irksome Novell support priesthood who had every incentive to insist that computer networking was a complex business. Then when WIndows for Workgroups (or Widows for Wombats as we called it for some reason) came along, a small office could string wires between a bunch of PCs and have a peer to peer network.
Our Netware preiesthood were wildly pleased with themselves and wildly unhelpful (*) - now, clearly, for a big organisation Netware was probably better at the time, but the strung together WfW machines acted as a bridgehead for Microsoft.
(*) and I don't say this just because one of them was a short bearded berk (not to be shortist, or beardist or, indeed berkist) who, despite being a colleague, called environmental health to complain when our burglar alarm went off and didn't cut out.
... many years ago a friend of mine was living in a single room in a shared house. Someone gave him a rabbit that had been sprung from an animal lab. Unfortunately the rabbit used to keep him awake at night by running round his room, so he gave it to the local wildlife centre.
It turned out that the local wildlife centre was feeding rabbits it was given to the other animals. Or, as my friend put it, 'Wilfred was eaten by the weasels'
So many names they could use for the 2 bits
The lost era of pre-WIMP post-glass teletype software
Many years ago, when the world was young, and DOSosaurs roamed the earth, we wrote a piece of software for vehicle scheduling. It had a UI written in a library using GEM. In order to fit 50 rows of 80 characters on an EGA screen (640 by 350) a colleague had sat down with graph paper one weekend and designed a font which looked OK with characters 7 pixels high and 8 across (you can find some around now IIRC but his looked better than the ones I have found decades later). Then each character could have one of 8 foreground and background colours.
The software would schedule deliveries (main areas - breweries, oil tankers, deliveries to corner shops and the like) displaying each route in rows with 2 characters per drop - with the foreground and background colours of each character meaning something (e.g. order type, constraints, early or late delivery etc.)
The user could then use the keyboard to move orders round e.g. move delivery 3 from vehicle 7 to position 9 on vehicle 8 by something like M<enter>3<enter>7<enter>9<enter>. Some of the users could do this amazingly fast, I remember we had to find a TSR to increase the keyboard buffer from one of them - they were doing this at the speed of a fast typist. You couldn't get anywhere near this speed with a mouse, I don't think.
Surely this sort of thing already exists for medical purposes?
We at Weasel Consultants limited can go one better than putting you in the magic quadrant, we can put you in the centre of the unholy pentagram, the only place where your soul will not be eaten by Cthulhu. You know it makes sense. As much sense as Gartner, anyway.
Whilst this is irksome
It is the 'Transport Catapult' that truly boggles the mind - in a country where we need to spend about 10 years doing a 'pilot' of tram-trains, something Germany has had for years. Clearly we are different, maybe g or Planck's constant are different here or something?
Windows 10 = Windows X = X Windows
Re: Sad news
Was just thinking this article didn't have the hundreds of gloating comments it would have had if this was someone making Windows RT (or whatever it's called) devices.
The parents just hope that by having their children being tech entrepreneurs will mean their children will be able to save them from the brutal yoke of our coming robot overlords. No dice - it will be down the Uranium mines for you just like everyone else.
All together now...
Give someone a program and they'll be frustrated for a day, teach them to program and they'll be frustrated for life.
Crema vs. creamer
I vote for a Bialetti Brikka - these are the ones with a valve to give a better crema - we have the 2 pot one. We have a larger Bialetti non-brikka which I found a bit disappointing (I didn't realise that there were ones without the extra valve). We use Lavazza which I suspect is ground with them in mind.
Late April Fool?
"HyperCat has a strong security model; it's the same one the web uses"
Re: I thought you meant the South Bank office
Kudos to Sir Alan if he managed to buy it off a short-sighted IBM and then rent it back. But wouldn't it be worth buying them out of the lease and flogging it off as flats?
I thought you meant the South Bank office
Bet that would fetch a penny or two.
Surely the prescription scheme can't be being abandoned, there are already posters about it in pharmacies?
Data On A Train
I want this motherfucking data off this motherfucking train.
Wasn't it John-Paul Sartre who said..
...'hell is other people's C++' ?
D & E
Although it refers to C++ in an earlier state, I do recommend 'The Design and Evolution of C++' by Stroustrup.
Very few books about programming / software development are any good in my experience (in accord with Sturgeon's Law), and D & E is a timeless classic.
It makes it clear (more so than the main C++ book) where Stroustrup was coming from with C++, and why it is as it is.
We had one of them
Alas poor Symbian, we hardly knew ye.
Four legs good, two legs bad, four legs good, two legs bad. Baaaaaaa.
Microsoft Teledildonics Slogan
Where do you want THIS to go today?
... I've had a brimful of Asha
Story not as ludicrous as at first sight
Like many people here I was dubious about the 'it was difficult to read the files' bit, but this PDF suggests that the software he was using was relatively obscure
As others have said, under the circumstances I would probably want to use something like the CryoFlux to read the data - better safe than bugger up the only copy of some art by one of the 20th century's most famous artists.
Re: I wish
Also known as a mimmoth
In days gone by..
... the general rule was that the number 2 vendor in any field was the one who would be enthusiastic about pushing standards.
Old man waves fist at clouds, film at 11
Am I the only person to feel a stab of sadness that the 'London Android Group' is just something to do with a rather crummy operating system running on mobile phones?
is a Ponzie scheme something cooked up between Fonzie and Potsie? Why didn't they cut Ralph Malph in on the deal - I can see why they wouldn't have invited Ritchie, he was a bit of a prig.
I'm not letting Motorola scan MY ring!
Alien probes only.
Re: No one under 35 can drive your car?
At one point my Dad's car insurance was for any driver except my brother - after my brother had 3 accidents in his first year of driving.
Don't understand. Not being born yesterday I am aware what an API is and why I might want to call them, I am just interested from a sociological point of view why people have started talking about them as though they were something new and exciting. It is as though fish, after years of swimming in water suddenly started getting excited about it.
Re: The case for a well-defined API for 'calling the kettle black'
Everyone's a critic.
Why have 'APIs' suddenly become cool?
Whenever I see people orgasming over APIs I like to imagine the term 'API' being pronounced as in EMI in the song by the Sex Pistols.
A change is as good as a REST (interface)
We of the Rest Of England Liberation Front salute this
It will enable us to boycott companies more effectively.
All together now, stand for the ROE national anthem.
And did those feet in ancient times, walk outside the M25?
And was the holy lamb of God, outside TFL Zone 6 seen?
Oceania is at war with Eastasia, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
I read last week that ITV Player is going on NowTV - Sky and ITV having signed a deal promising peace in our time. At 10 quid for the box it was a bargain and the UIs for the different services are more or less OK.
My Friday afternoon rage espresso.
Meanwhile, I am pleased to see that I am near the Knowledge Spine where there is going to be a Space Catapult Centre