52 posts • joined 21 Jul 2007
Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy.
That is all!
Mines the Quagmire shirt
A new Buzz-Word
FFS, another one to add to the list-of -words-that-make-me-stop-listening.
Transformative, empowerment, quango, "double-dip"...
See? I lost interest already!
Miniskirted Brazilian is appealing...
Yeah, she is!
Say no more
A title is possibly required
That would be "Purple Ohms", so called because of the ... wait for it... purple ohm symbol printed on them. Purple Haze is a type of weed
Erm, so i heard.
Oh, the IT angle?
/me rolls under table
I own an X10 and have no idea if it can connect to more than one BT device at a time.
So is this useless if you are already using a headset?
That bloody huge bezel is a right munter!
Just stop all this 2.0 bobbins.
Google advertiser spam to the top then?
That is all
Bunch of useless Twats
That is all
Yes, i've seen an ATM local to me that displayed a Windows 2000 screen when it fell over
David Cameron is a cock?
Apparently so according to the FB group started after he stuck his tory nose in
Tabs at the bottom?
That mate is a bloody good point!
That is all.
Title would go here
Big fat Fail!
Maybe the plodlet was distracted
How long do you have to Taze a sheep for that nice crispiness?
Do Tazers manufacturers recommend Mint Jelly or Mint Sauce?
Any hope of
reproducing the accident?
Must get the missus a Wii!
Fuck that shit, one more reason not to buy apple
What a bunch of wankers
That is all.
...for making the app store look like a good idea :(
Looking at her mugshot
How could the cop be sure which end she was shaving?
Free advert for PSI?
"At least he didn't say "leverage" or "paradigm""
Or "Empower", how i hate that one!
Smacked in the face
By the sweaty scrotum of social netwworking and web 2.xx again. FFS, i look forward to the day when i have my car, wallet and portions of my brain integrated with FartBook, Twatter and some as yet undiscovered social networking bollocks.
Why Mr Shuttleworth? Why?
Now posting "Thats 'cos they're a bunch of fat slappers" seems kind of moot.
Have beard will travel---> Coat
FFS, I quit.
As of this point I disown the human race.
You'll get no more tech help from me.
That is all.
Hello, Google give the UK some of that fibre lovin'
To the door no less, none of this "Mother of all broadband, fibreoptic internets. Oh wait we lied it only goes to the green box around the corner, but thats OK" bollocks.
FFS, cmon VM I can see the box from my front window!
I was really enjoying this bacon sahnie :(
If the word can be applied to a TV, feck thats ugly!
after all, he could be Jack Bauer.
Oh, slow news day? Wasn't this posted in the original Stig at Loch Ness article?
was the first thing through my mind when i saw the headline, then I read the article.
(I really must stop doing that, it leads to disappointment)
Damnit, no good for my viewty them :(
You're all missing the point
Around here you're liable to get nicked for indulging in a bit of tree climbing... really!
From about 3 years ago
"Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree."
I'll wait till Asus/Acer et al bring out a superior machine for half the price <ducks for coat>
No Chrome = No Youtube?
then i wont hear my kids playing the same vids (songs) over and over again :D
Wow, more useless crap to clog up the dashboard.
Facebook... Nope. Awful, awful
Twitter... Nope. Ditto
Sky... Nope. Casttv.com FTW!
Movies... Nope, i really wnat to watch other peoples childish avatars arsing around. (I have kids and a TV for that)
LastFM... Nope. I'm the kind of bastage that turns ingame music off cos i find it distracting.
ESPN... Nope. Sport, wassat then?
FFS, if i'd wanted an entertainment platform i would have bought a fat PS3!
he would say that wouldn't he?
Who goes out drinking in the Cradley area will know this may already have happened.
Dead Vulture pic? Thats one unattractive bird!
A crusing speed of 60kts
and about 150kts all over the sky when it gets punctured by a SAM.
@The Other Steve
Thank you for a wonderful new word :D
Back dooor shenanigans?
"Targeted online advertising services should be provided with the explicit consent of ISPs' users or by the acceptance of the ISP terms and conditions"
So, we'll all be opting in by a backdoor change of some obscure section of TOCs?
Re: Re: Nature v Nurture
We just need to find a use for them, Organic, self healing breast implants?
That went down well!
I for one welcome our new cybernetically enhanced insect overlords.
Why does this story give me mental images of thousands of these bug-bots descending onto a field of tobacco, to the tune of Ride Of The Valkyries?
dumdumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededum
See what you've done reg? I'll never get that f'kin tune out of my head now :(
Picard was better anyway ;p
"People in this area are low IQ thieving scum, if you can read this poster, you should leave"
"Microsoft is particularly interested in robots assisting the elderly"
You have 15 minutes to comply!
A dog is not just for Christmas...
With luck there may be enough left for Boxing Day!
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