Posts by Slappy
52 posts • joined Saturday 21st July 2007 02:23 GMT
Giggedy
Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy.
That is all!
Mines the Quagmire shirt
A new Buzz-Word
FFS, another one to add to the list-of -words-that-make-me-stop-listening.
Transformative, empowerment, quango, "double-dip"...
See? I lost interest already!
Posted in Miniskirted Brazilian is appealing...
Miniskirted Brazilian is appealing...
Yeah, she is!
Thumb up?
Say no more
A title is possibly required
That would be "Purple Ohms", so called because of the ... wait for it... purple ohm symbol printed on them. Purple Haze is a type of weed
Erm, so i heard.
Oh, the IT angle?
Poor bastard
<Guffaw!>
/me rolls under table
Why?
Really?
I own an X10 and have no idea if it can connect to more than one BT device at a time.
So is this useless if you are already using a headset?
Wow
That bloody huge bezel is a right munter!
Google advertiser spam to the top then?
That is all
Bunch of useless Twats
That is all
Windows based
Yes, i've seen an ATM local to me that displayed a Windows 2000 screen when it fell over
David Cameron is a cock?
Apparently so according to the FB group started after he stuck his tory nose in
Tabs at the bottom?
That mate is a bloody good point!
Adblock+ FTW!
That is all.
Title would go here
Big fat Fail!
Posted in Police send Reg hack CRB check database
Maybe the plodlet was distracted
By farmfacevilletownbook
So...
How long do you have to Taze a sheep for that nice crispiness?
Do Tazers manufacturers recommend Mint Jelly or Mint Sauce?
Posted in Wii Fit fall woman turns into nympho
Any hope of
reproducing the accident?
Must get the missus a Wii!
iAds
Fuck that shit, one more reason not to buy apple
/smug mode
Thanks....
...for making the app store look like a good idea :(
Looking at her mugshot
How could the cop be sure which end she was shaving?
Free advert for PSI?
Anyone?
Buzz words
"At least he didn't say "leverage" or "paradigm""
Or "Empower", how i hate that one!
Smacked in the face
By the sweaty scrotum of social netwworking and web 2.xx again. FFS, i look forward to the day when i have my car, wallet and portions of my brain integrated with FartBook, Twatter and some as yet undiscovered social networking bollocks.
Why Mr Shuttleworth? Why?
<sigh>
Now posting "Thats 'cos they're a bunch of fat slappers" seems kind of moot.
Have beard will travel---> Coat
Really?
REALLY?
FFS, I quit.
As of this point I disown the human race.
You'll get no more tech help from me.
That is all.
Yeah
Hello, Google give the UK some of that fibre lovin'
To the door no less, none of this "Mother of all broadband, fibreoptic internets. Oh wait we lied it only goes to the green box around the corner, but thats OK" bollocks.
FFS, cmon VM I can see the box from my front window!
You git...
I was really enjoying this bacon sahnie :(
Munter
If the word can be applied to a TV, feck thats ugly!
Posted in The Loch Ness Stig gets pixellated
Stig FTW
Obviously...
after all, he could be Jack Bauer.
Oh, slow news day? Wasn't this posted in the original Stig at Loch Ness article?
Posted in Mozilla unfurls first mobile Firefox
Oh sweet
was the first thing through my mind when i saw the headline, then I read the article.
(I really must stop doing that, it leads to disappointment)
Damnit, no good for my viewty them :(
Posted in Brit kids failing to fall out of trees
You're all missing the point
Around here you're liable to get nicked for indulging in a bit of tree climbing... really!
From about 3 years ago
"Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397240/Children-arrested-DNA-tested-interrogated-locked--playing-tree.html
Posted in Steve Jobs uncloaks the 'iPad'
Meh...
I'll wait till Asus/Acer et al bring out a superior machine for half the price <ducks for coat>
No Chrome = No Youtube?
Sweet!
then i wont hear my kids playing the same vids (songs) over and over again :D
Posted in MS in Xbox 360 ESPN sports show talks
EPIC
Wow, more useless crap to clog up the dashboard.
Facebook... Nope. Awful, awful
Twitter... Nope. Ditto
Sky... Nope. Casttv.com FTW!
Movies... Nope, i really wnat to watch other peoples childish avatars arsing around. (I have kids and a TV for that)
LastFM... Nope. I'm the kind of bastage that turns ingame music off cos i find it distracting.
ESPN... Nope. Sport, wassat then?
FFS, if i'd wanted an entertainment platform i would have bought a fat PS3!
Well,
he would say that wouldn't he?
Anyone...
Who goes out drinking in the Cradley area will know this may already have happened.
Dead Vulture pic? Thats one unattractive bird!
A crusing speed of 60kts
and about 150kts all over the sky when it gets punctured by a SAM.
Posted in Top security firm: Phorm is adware
@The Other Steve
"Cockbadgers"
Thank you for a wonderful new word :D
Posted in Top security firm: Phorm is adware
Back dooor shenanigans?
"Targeted online advertising services should be provided with the explicit consent of ISPs' users or by the acceptance of the ISP terms and conditions"
So, we'll all be opting in by a backdoor change of some obscure section of TOCs?
Posted in Second jellyfish pack moves on UK
Re: Re: Nature v Nurture
We just need to find a use for them, Organic, self healing breast implants?
Sorry
That went down well!
>Coat>Gone
New overlords?
I for one welcome our new cybernetically enhanced insect overlords.
Why does this story give me mental images of thousands of these bug-bots descending onto a field of tobacco, to the tune of Ride Of The Valkyries?
dumdumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededum
See what you've done reg? I'll never get that f'kin tune out of my head now :(
Ah well
Picard was better anyway ;p
Or....
"People in this area are low IQ thieving scum, if you can read this poster, you should leave"
Trower said...
"Microsoft is particularly interested in robots assisting the elderly"
You have 15 minutes to comply!
Posted in Dead dog floors 68 Namibian villagers
A dog is not just for Christmas...
With luck there may be enough left for Boxing Day!
