52 posts • joined Saturday 21st July 2007 02:23 GMT
Giggedy, giggedy, giggedy.
That is all!
Mines the Quagmire shirt
A new Buzz-Word
FFS, another one to add to the list-of -words-that-make-me-stop-listening.
Transformative, empowerment, quango, "double-dip"...
See? I lost interest already!
A title is possibly required
That would be "Purple Ohms", so called because of the ... wait for it... purple ohm symbol printed on them. Purple Haze is a type of weed
Erm, so i heard.
Oh, the IT angle?
/me rolls under table
Google advertiser spam to the top then?
That is all
Looking at her mugshot
How could the cop be sure which end she was shaving?
Free advert for PSI?
Smacked in the face
By the sweaty scrotum of social netwworking and web 2.xx again. FFS, i look forward to the day when i have my car, wallet and portions of my brain integrated with FartBook, Twatter and some as yet undiscovered social networking bollocks.
Why Mr Shuttleworth? Why?
Now posting "Thats 'cos they're a bunch of fat slappers" seems kind of moot.
Have beard will travel---> Coat
FFS, I quit.
As of this point I disown the human race.
You'll get no more tech help from me.
That is all.
Hello, Google give the UK some of that fibre lovin'
To the door no less, none of this "Mother of all broadband, fibreoptic internets. Oh wait we lied it only goes to the green box around the corner, but thats OK" bollocks.
FFS, cmon VM I can see the box from my front window!
I was really enjoying this bacon sahnie :(
You're all missing the point
Around here you're liable to get nicked for indulging in a bit of tree climbing... really!
From about 3 years ago
"Children arrested, DNA tested, interrogated and locked up... for playing in a tree."
Wow, more useless crap to clog up the dashboard.
Facebook... Nope. Awful, awful
Twitter... Nope. Ditto
Sky... Nope. Casttv.com FTW!
Movies... Nope, i really wnat to watch other peoples childish avatars arsing around. (I have kids and a TV for that)
LastFM... Nope. I'm the kind of bastage that turns ingame music off cos i find it distracting.
ESPN... Nope. Sport, wassat then?
FFS, if i'd wanted an entertainment platform i would have bought a fat PS3!
he would say that wouldn't he?
Who goes out drinking in the Cradley area will know this may already have happened.
Dead Vulture pic? Thats one unattractive bird!
Back dooor shenanigans?
"Targeted online advertising services should be provided with the explicit consent of ISPs' users or by the acceptance of the ISP terms and conditions"
So, we'll all be opting in by a backdoor change of some obscure section of TOCs?
I for one welcome our new cybernetically enhanced insect overlords.
Why does this story give me mental images of thousands of these bug-bots descending onto a field of tobacco, to the tune of Ride Of The Valkyries?
dumdumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededumdum dumdededum
See what you've done reg? I'll never get that f'kin tune out of my head now :(
"People in this area are low IQ thieving scum, if you can read this poster, you should leave"
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