41 posts • joined 20 Jul 2007
100mbit NIC cards
I see a backhander to increase sales of 1gbit nic cards :( its all a ploy
16 chips tested, 14 found.....
just print a shed ?
He didn't even use vaseline :(
Can I have an inflatable rubber ring to sit on please
"He obtained his victims' phone numbers and addresses after breaking into the systems of their ISP and looking up subscriber records. ISPs targeted by these attacks included Charter Communications, Road Runner, and Comcast, among others."
These damn techo wizard kidz whats wrong with a phone book, would have been 1 less charge to deal with :D
I'll save the country millions....
"A judicial review on whether Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was correct...." NO! done dusted
Paris, as I'd enter through her backdoor and deny damaging it
Say they pay up, where does this money go?
Paris hilton coz ofcom bosses MAY use the money ofr stimulating ways
It so true!
I spent hours playing viva pinata. Now i'm addicted to working in the garden, inviting pinata type things that have a mind of their own and move around in polygon form, then smacking the crap out of them with a spade......
Yawn... Buying music is crap.
I've taken to humming infectious tunes in ear shot of colleagues who instinctly pick the tune and hum it too . Therefore i can listen for free
one rule for them one rule for us
"MPs vote to keep addresses private (theirs, not yours)"
D twatdangler 26 homeroad
Z nobface 25 homeroad
F Talking-Crap 24 homeroad
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W TimothyFredericks 22 homeroad
I'l get my own coat thank you
Cue “my OS is better than your OS” flame wars and the descent into anarchy that fills most forums after this kind of article.
Its excel nothing to do with the OS. But I'm so glad I use open office. (actually I don't, but I have a level of intelligence that makes me not belive I have an excel spread sheet from UPS saying that I had a parcel that couldn't be delivered)
Union Unite has opposed the move to cut wages at HP, however. The UK's largest union said that its members would be "astonished" at being asked to take a pay cut.
they'd be even more astonished when they compare their dole money to their supposed newly agreed wage with pay cut.
the girl at the centre of the inquisition was understandably less so. Her mother said: "My daughter no longer wants to go to the school: the cameras have made her a bit panicky."
drag her a**e into school, stop molly coddling them, and let them get used to the real world. When I had to do lines at school i didnt wanna go in, dad dragged me in kicking and screaming. didnt do me any harm
Once used flint spears they moved on
Brits used to carry guns, but we moved on to Paris Hilton grumble flicks.
Something fishy about men alone in the woods touching each others' guns
it was the terrorists
Answerphone message = " Due to cable break in med your outlook doesnt work"
Me = Pub
Erm a radio?
".. all infringe a quartet of patents it holds that centre on streaming audio over a wireless network."
Can't do the time, don't get caught
Yep yep yep
Do the good guys, i'm in full agreement, cant stand people stopping people from theiving truly disgusting state of affairs, lock em up and throw away the key.
UK justice system is full of mugs
Even easier, less work, less costs
Just ask the Russians/Chinese for access to their database
Virus writing IS cool AND sexy, i get so many chicks when i'm coding on my aspire one in a local night spot
Is that how i can access facebook without those wire thingies
But how many servers did they lose?
No mention of that, damn government cover ups!
Can today get any better?
Woke up happy
4 coffees for breakfast
great dlr journey
30 mins outta the office for a fire alram
a great bofh
and its pub time
turns head back to face forward, takes a bite of chicken
keeps walking as there is obviously nothing to see here.
good chicken though :D
re: re: War on terror? My arse!
" " I always wanted to take my kids to Disneyland and visit me relies in Florida, but that has now gone out the window."
Well, you would need to do two trips, Disneyland isn't in Florida."
he didnt say it was.
Guess i'll have to just buy carton loads of mouthwash and get smashed on that. why should I be inconvienienced just because some body cant take their drink?
And what about sprouts I hate them, they definately should have a seperate store for them. reduces methane emissions too *nods*
"The government will make the Interweb available on DVD."
There is a slight flaw in your plan :)
Stick em all in....
The army, where battle hardened sgts will beat the living out of them with big sticks.
Well i expect to see that joke in next years christmas cracker set, break the monotiny of why does rudolf have a red nose ......
"He's not worried about viruses and trojans, for some reason..."
I use XP, vista, 98 and nix, and i'm not worried about viruses or trojans either,
thats it a dart in my eye thank you
Hahaha, you are all wrong, did anyone run this statement through an enigma decoder?
It turns out that skype seem to be having a bit of a laugh here, after decoding the message actually reads thus:
"I will be having a grilled ham and cheese sarnie with a litre of hedgehog piss"
A .. :)
"Several of the updates will require a reboot",
so we'll lose skype again for a couple of days :) how will my multi billion pound business survive?
"Staff were told that finding the discs and handing them to their union representative or line manager would not amount to a criminal offence"
i've lost my car keys, if any of you find them, i'll see you in court!! you dirty finding bastards
coat has been ordered
You: you're who now?
Santa: Oh. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: you give it to kids?
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive.
You: do you get oral sex?
Santa: I have gotten oral sex.
You: do you get bum sex?
Santa: I have gotten bum sex.
You: do you like pussy?
Santa: I am not particularly interested in it.
Well probably not as fun, but as I have proved santa is of a homosexual nature
There is a probable foot and mouth outbreak in my a**e too, just mindless drones that have run out of pencils to shove up their a**ses
From the message board
".I've just had to pulp a mailshot to 3,000 people" I bet those 3,000 people will be really p1ssed that they wont be getting the crap you are sending them.
Also it makes me laugh at how many people use skype for business purposes and complain about the quality.
I mean i'm in India and manage to call the UK most weekends, though the quality isnt all its cracked up to be, mostly due to my internet connection, but even when its top notch some times just saying "all i want is a sodding beefburger" gets mangled.
So soley relying on it for a business is just retarded, yeah I wanna order four of whatever crap you are selling, 400,000? OK! :D, oh and then follows the ofcom complaints, LOL, people need to get real.
I wonder if Paris Hilton is having these woes too there is no mention of it! Journalism at its poorest i'm afraid guys :(
The best chuckle i have had all week :D
Just dont open any unrecognised emails.... That way your data wont be encrypted, you wont be forced to pay $300, you wont need to charge back any credit cards, and when these people learn that no-one is opening their emails(rubbish they deploy etc) , well they may, just may, stop these kind of shenanigans.
- Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10
- Product round-up Coming clean: Ten cordless vacuum cleaners
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!
- Episode 13 BOFH: WHERE did this 'fax-enabled' printer UPGRADE come from?
- Vulture at the Wheel Ford's B-Max: Fiesta-based runaround that goes THUNK