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Kerching! Nominet preps for cash AVALANCHE from shorter UK domain names

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Because mama needs a new car that's why, what are you, some sort of hippy?

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Apple BIGGEST LOSER in Blighty's Battle of Fondlers

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Re: The 'others'

Apparently 'others' stretches right out to £39 kiddie tablets.

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'I'm BIG, I'm BALD and I'm LOUD!' Blubbering Ballmer admits HE was Microsoft's problem

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Mobile

I have to disagree, mobile has a lot going for it, a massive user base, relatively short hardware refresh cycle, users have very little sunk costs in existing platforms, and new hardware only needs mostly open standards except where the standard is Microsoft's own (eg: exchange).

Mobile is an area where the two dominant players both had zero marketshare six years ago, it's the category thats rapidly consigning the desktop market to a niche role, If MS ignore mobile computing they're dead.

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Schiller: 'Almost everyone' at Apple works on iPhones - not Macs or anything

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Re: Before this case is settled hardware within the form will be upgradeable

You're 100% wrong on this, we're moving away from upgradable hardware at breakneck pace.

General purpose computing is entering the appliance stage, just as every technical object before them has from washing machines to cars to making fire.

Those lego block phone concepts are a gimmick, I seriously doubt they'll ever leave prototyping but even if Moto pushes them out the reality is going to be so fucking far from what you were expecting, you'll wonder why they even bothered.

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Apple iOS 7 security bug allows fiendish wags to easily empty your wallet

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Re: I recall the 90's

I ran a Prepress bureau in the 90's, back when the whole industry was macs and the odd fuckwit with a ms publisher doc. We had a constant stream of unreliable syquest disks, zips and floppies coming through the door from other mac outfits as well as over the ISDN line.

Mac viruses in the 90's were so stupidly rare, and so simple that a single bloke maintained a free system extension called disinfectant that cleared them up. I have no recolection of ever having a problem with viruses back then and in truth little has changed over the years.

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Dr Wolfram touts coding language to revolutionise mankind ... just like Wolfram Alpha did

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Understandable contempt in the comments

After all, it's not like this hasn't been promised before, and if your job is programming you're hardly going to be enthusiastic about someone promising they can make you redundant, and yet, just a couple of articles away is a report from Google admitting that they a) don't really understand how their image/video search recognises objects, and b) feed it data and let it program itself because they don't know how to quantify the things they want it to do.

These sorts of systems are the future, systems that understand natural language as well as we do, that are easily corrected with further natural language when their assumptions are wrong, systems that can retrieve data they don't have when needed.

IBM's Watson, Wolfram Alpha and Google Now are all at the forefront of the next wave of computing, and when these systems mature they will replace the status quo in an avalanche.

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SECRET draft copyright treaty LEAKED: Meet the Trans-Pacific Partnership

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Re: Just a thought.

Ah, you're thinking of european prisons, where the focus is on rehabilitation, the prisoners have rights and the system costs money, whereas the US prison system focuses on punishment, removal of rights and is so profitable a whole percent of their adullt population is in jail, where prisoners are paid 25c an hour if they work, or they can go to solitary. A workhouse.

"But Jubs, I'm not an american, and we don't have those prisons here"

You also don't have eternal copyright and monsanto doesn't own the rights to your dog, at least not until the paperwork is signed off eh?

As an aside, this whole thread has blown my mind, this clearly isn't the world I thought it was and certainly not the world I want my children to inhabit.

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Forget invisible kittens, now TANKS draped in INVISIBILITY CLOAK

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Re: so it's a phased array antena that *absorbs* incoming radio waves & the object is *small*

Not if they were expecting a hole, the sky for instance, and if you can destructively interfere with the incoming radar and cancel it out then presumably you could adjust that interference to appear to be something other than a tank, like a bus, perhaps if you had access to a sample of the radar stations sweep you might even alter the reflection to recreate what would have bounced back if your tank wasn't there.

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Re: Not quite invisibility

A time displacement field? ROFL, way easier to simply spatially warp the object in all seven dimensions, true it's not technically invisible but it's as good as and there's no time shadow to give the game away.

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is it cloaking or cancelation then?

Because the article suggests it's disruptive interference for their test object but then they talk about warping radiowaves around buildings in the way of antennas and possible applications for hiding stuff in the visual spectrum.

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Death of the business Desktop

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Funny how things go

Seems pretty clear that the next step is binning those thousands of virtualised DesktopOS instances and replacing them with a server/cloud running a multi user OS that can stream apps and data tweaked for whatever device we happen to have to hand, which sounds a bit like what Google's aiming at with ChromeOS and their NaCl runtimes.

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BIG, CURVY Apple models: Just right for SLAP AND TICKLE

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Re: Always preferred resistive

Yes, it was only the lack of multitouch that was holding resistive tech back, well that and the fact it was a total crapshoot that wandered out of calibration like an Irishman on St Patricks day, although to be fair, it had exactly the same level of precision frustration when you were wearing gloves.

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Boffins build R2-WEE-2: The urine-powered robot with a human-like heart

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Terminator

I was going to make a "Spare some piss guv?" joke

But not after seeing the bots eating dead flies, If we're building robots that can power themselves from decaying meat then this shit isn't funny anymore.

The concept of killer cannibal robots is way scarier than rootin' tootin' shootin' terminators.

icon - "nom nom nom"

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Brit spymasters: Cheers, Snowden. Terrorists are overhauling their comms

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The problem with your argument

Is that it requires completely incorruptible security services and government, forever.

We find ourselves in a situation where our security services and by extension our elected leaders have access to information about us that we might not even be aware of ourselves. In the wrong hands unimaginable levels of pressure could be applied to opposition politicians, judges, policemen, businessmen, journalists, or anyone else that wandered into the firing line.

Put another way, If your goal was to swiftly switch your country from a western democracy into something more like China or Russia, this dragnet would be your absolute best course of action.

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Fury as OS X Mavericks users FORCED to sync contact books with iCloud

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Re: source

I'm assuming a missing n't after does.

The reason your mod doesn't come with google's closed source stuff is because they're not allowed to include it, as clearly stated in the cyanogen wiki.

Did you install any btw? or is your solution to not having available source to forgo functionality?

Finally, maybe you (Bill the sys admin), took the time and had the skills to carefully check through your cyanogen source before installing, but unless you're a cyanogen dev I really doubt that,

I suggest that like just about everyone else who visits cyanogen, you installed it because either it was an easier update route than going through your phone's manufacturer, or because it removed all the crap that your manufacturer decided you'd positively, absolutely love to have on your phone, that you won't or (way way more likely), can't determine it's shenanigan free yourself, and that since installing it you've added odds and sods of closed source anyway because you needed the functionality.

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Re: source

Lets see the source for google's gmail app then, or their code for contact and cal syncing? got anything for the Play store? that seems like it's got it's fingers in all of your phones pies, you've got source code for that right?

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New US Apple factory will make INVINCIBLE sapphire glass for SHINY iThings

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Re: Beginning of the end?

Check out the 'making of' video for the new Mac Pro, that's made in the USA, mostly by robots. I'd imagine most of those jobs will involve dumping raw materials into hoppers and loading boxes of packaged devices into trucks.

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Aussie bloke hacks way to top of music charts with MIDI-based tunes

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Re: Makes you think....

Do you ever look at the film charts in the paper and wonder why 'Iron Man 9' is at the top rather than Casablanca? no? thought not. Please stop this wilful ignorance, this pretending to not know why something exists simply because you disagree with it.

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Western Digital 'fesses up to Mavericks data loss mess

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Re: My Book Live 3TB

VLC isn't debian, are you trolling? it's not hard to check the heritage of OS X or VLC.

Also, introduce your friends to Plex for their any format media playing needs.

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Indestructible, badass rootkit BadBIOS: Is this tech world's Loch Ness Monster? VOTE NOW

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Re: Question:

The first one. 'set up' as in how it was installed, air-gapped from the internet, with info delivered by usb stick, that the residence had no internet was mentioned somewhere (may have been on here), as one of the reasons the compound attracted attention.

It's worth remembering that while the US assassinated him using fairly conventional means*, it did take them 10 years to luck out on his location and it could have taken a lot longer, if the reported malware works as advertised it would be really handy in a similar situation.

* Assuming it went down as they said it did.

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Question:

"How do we infect an air-gapped computer with an unknown but common type of OS and Hardware which will have autorun disabled for USB drives etc and then connect that air-gapped computer to the internet to forward captured data?"

Why that sounds an awful lot like how Osama's computer was set up, in a residence that gained attention because of it's lack of a digital footprint, funny how that nugget of info leaked, given that it almost guarantees that an average joe type of digital footprint is now going to be part of the standard cover for safehouses.

If this attack isn't real now, it soon will be, because while there might be billions of possible configurations, at a very low level in a number of areas there is commonality, a very small pool of components from a handful of manufacturers which are designed to work with those billions of configurations.

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IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! Google's secretive Omega tech just like LIVING thing

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Re: Ooooh... Omega!

I think you need to pretty much automate the entire production side of our economy, including maintenance before a planet wide AI could achieve more than a short violent tantrum.

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'It's a joke!' ... Bill Gates slams Mark Zuckerberg's web-for-the-poor dream

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The thing about Gates

Is that love him or hate him, no matter how you cut it he's Robin Bloody Hood.

Set up a monopoly that screwed pretty much everyone in the first world, and gave (is giving) the proceeds to the third world.

Robbed your local school for thousands of dollars? why that's raised your taxes, that's probably a cheap burger he's stolen from your belly, and the fucker just pissed it all away vaccinating orphans what a cunt.

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Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL

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Re: cosmic background radiation

That's not what I mean, imagine you're the most distant bit of matter from the center of the universe, you take your blaster and fire it directly away from the rest of the universe, into the void, there's nothing for that blast to hit, nothing to slow it down, it's not going to exit screen left and reenter screen right like pac man (I hope), so what happens to it? is the energy lost forever or could it loop back after an unimaginable length of time?

Because It appears to me that the Universe has been blasting a shitload of energy out into the void ever since it got going, if it's lost forever then that doesn't sound sustainable*, whereas if 'space' turns out to be round then there's an awful big wave coming back at some point.

* sustainable over iterations of universes, assuming the current universe is just the latest in a series of endless 'bounce' cycles, rather than just another ripple on the surface of a pond during a thunderstorm, I suppose all of the above is a possibility as well, a ripple in the ocean of a waterworld. This was so much easier when it was just turtles all the way down, maybe that's sort of true.

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Re: Don't be afraid of the dark

I've often wondered how much energy has left the observable universe, where it went and what it's doing now. I mean the universe we see is defined by the energy coming at us, but assuming there was a Big Bang it stands to reason that a whole lot of energy went flying into the void where there was nothing to reflect it back at us, further, that's still happening, that there's still radiation blasting into the void across the universe.

Is it simply lost forever? maybe it coalesces into a doughnut of energy that slowly contracts back in? or could it eventually swing back at us like solar flares on the surface of the sun? they all sound pretty bad, anyone know?

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AJAX thread voting

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Re: It's sorta working

Hi Drew,

It looks to me like you've simply removed the step of making the user click the button on the voting pages, ideally you'd have a jquery function that automatically attaches to the upvote/downvote buttons via selectors and fires off an ajax call to a PHP* script on click, the PHP handles the voting** and returns true/false to the javascript function which then increments or decrements the votecount on their screen.

That would be reddit class, user clicks a vote button, moments later the vote count adjusts to reflect it, and the voting button they clicked is marked as disabled (CSS style is changed), It's pretty easy to find examples of this on the web you can deconstruct.

While I'm here again (purely by chance), being alerted that someone has replied to you would also be reddit class.

* or whatever you're using.

** valid session check, target comment exists check, voting enabled check, has user already voted check, if ok change vote in db, if not return false or prompt user to login etc.

[EDIT] Nice job on the edit button, time remaining is a nice touch.

[EDIT2} Just noticed time remaining decrements in place, and doesn't reset with every edit, very nice, needs a cancel button though.

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It's sorta working

Just upvoted someone without a click through, massive improvement but it's not reddit class yet.

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Only a merciful BULLET can really save a RHINO, say Texas hunters

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Licence to kill fancy chicken issued

The Association of Urban Foxes (AUF), today released a statement that they have acquired a licence to hunt and slaughter a chicken in the rundown Southwark District. "Southwark's fancy chicken population is close to extinction and is under extra strain from the more flamboyant chickens refusing to mate, by removing the fanciest chicken from the district we are sending a message to the rest of the population to pull their peckers out and get busy".

The licence auction is expected to raise somewhere between the contents of a bin liner artfully strewn across a garden to a fully loaded wheelybin stolen from a McDonalds drive through.

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OS X Mavericks mail client spews INFINITE SPAM

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Bullshit

Jobs let plenty of crap through, these are just bugs in a point zero update, which for reasons that will never be understood, always include some that would appear to be impossible with even the most cursory of pre-release testing. Which is why I always advise my clients to let the fools rush in and discover all the bugs.

Regarding the article though, one sentence stands out: "using legal IMAP commands in a stupid way", That strikes me as the sort of qualified statement people issue when they're technically to blame, but aren't prepared to admit it.

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A steam punk VDU ?

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Here's one someone made earlier, out of Lego

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tyijTDuotu4

Just requires the control cylinder to be rotated to the correct spot, which was something the Difference engine was capable of. For a larger alphabet replace the cylinder with a belt.

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Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

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I repair macs

News like this is fairly depressing to me, it's pretty clear the only thing I'm likely to be upgrading in these machines in five years time is the SSD cards. People are making a big deal about the batteries but they're still replacable for $199, or £169 inc VAT, which Isn't a bad price for parts and labour on a >10hr battery, and I can understand the motivation to use glue when they're trying to cram as much battery into the smallest space possible and keep the machine feeling solid.

The RAM is a real problem, the base spec is 4GB and that's what's going to limit the lifespan of the machine, not a hard to replace battery.

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Pop OS X Mavericks on your Mac for FREE while you have LUNCH

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The iWork Demo

Realtime colaborative editing between the Pages app running on the Mac and the Pages webapp running on a PC that was launched from just a link in an email with no login required is a big fucking deal. If that works in the field as well as it did in the demo it's going to murder a shitload of Office sales*.

* But clearly not for the use case you're about to describe where this doesn't even touch the sides. Rather than outline it, just try and imagine someone else for whom the combination of slick, good enough, collaboration and free might be enough to have them to sign up for a free iCloud account with access to the apps, rather than purchase or subscribe to Office.

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Surface 2 MYSTERY: Haswell's here, so WHY the duff battery life?

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Sample size of one

Fixed a PC the other day that the owner had replaced because it was so slow, there was so much HD activity it sounded like an angle grinder and ran like a dog with no legs.

Switching out Norton 360 for AVG made a difference, but the major culprit was MS's readyboost service which appears to achieve it's reason for existence best when disabled.

Maybe this is wrong, but I get the impression that all those services that are supposed to 'run when idle' simply check for low CPU usage, which is generally always true these days, rather than checking for low HD activity before they start grinding the disks.

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Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware: Whatever you do, don't PAY

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Blocking gobbledegook domains

Yes but it would also block hp.com

I can't be the only one that wonders if they've strayed off the path when downloading drivers from hp.

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Apple's Oct 22 WORLD-SHAKING San Fran party: New iPads or what?

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Us old timers remember the real reason you got banned, Jagwire.

10.2, released August 2002.

The sad thing is he's dead and the people that made the joke have moved on and your reviews of Apple products are generally balanced, I think it's just the click bait Apple stories and your own determination to remain uninvited that's keeping you out of these events now.

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Sorry fanbois, no supersize Apple fondleslabs for you

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Rumours!, Getyourlatestspplerumours!

Straight out of the hat, get em while they're fresh

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Apple bags top Windows feature: Blue Screen Of Death arrives on iPhone 5S

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Joke

No, it's not the BSOD

It's just BSD.

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Turkish TV presenter canned for flashing too much cleavage

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Storm in a b cup

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Icahn to Cook: 'Buy back $150bn of Apple's stock, or tell me why you won't'

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I don't get it

The guy's motives could hardly be more transparent yet for some reason the markets seem to ignore...

Oh, I get it now, he's the guy that starts the gravy train, the market jumps on for a ride leaving the mark with a choice of either handing over the now 'expected' shedload of money or watching their stock price crash after the big guys bail.

And because the CEO and board are accountable for the results it's hard to ignore, in a nice business you have there, would be a shame if something happened to it sort of way.

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US.gov - including NASA et al - quits internet. Is the UN running it now?

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Nice

"Tools down, no one's getting paid (except us off course), until we can be arsed to do our job again"

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Missing Brit SPACE HEDGEHOG RISES from the GRAVE

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Re: Imagine what it must have been like for the property owner whose fence got hit...

More likely is, you come home from work to find your fence bashed in and a shitload of yellow eggs on the floor. bloody kids.

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Our magnificent Vulture 2 spaceplane: Intimate snaps

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Paint

I know its a bit late to mention this but don't those 3D printers take different colour plastic stock? you could print the lower sections in black/red and the uppers in white, and have no need to paint it, maybe next time.

As far as painting goes though I'd be happy with SR-71 Matt black or gloss red.

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Multipath TCP: Siri's new toy isn't a game-changer

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Carriers

The default right now is for smartphones to use wifi whenever possible, hard to see what objections they'd have to more data going over their networks instead do wifi.

I think you're making too much of this though, it's on Siri for performance reasons, they're very unlikely to enable it for the rest of the phones traffic for the obvious bill shock reasons you outlined.

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30 years on: The day a computer glitch nearly caused World War III

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Re: Cuban Missile Crisis

No, what's amazing is that it was simple tit for tat, the US shipping missiles to Turkey insigated the USSR to ship missiles to Cuba to even the field again yet the USSR response was presented as the aggressive "they're forcing our hand, we have no choice other than WWIII" move in the media.

Regarding the story, this isn't the only time it's happened, there are other documented cases, we don't know exactly how many times a single human has saved the world by defying procedure, but I suspect it's a fucking scary number of times. It's inevitable when a load of nations have built extensive systems designed to completly destroy all life on the planet.

Will we grew up and turn them off before there's an accident? I hope so.

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Boffins have constructed a new LIGHT SABRE. Their skills are complete

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Jubtastic's Razor

If the published paper is so littered with clickbait that the media doesn't have to add any, prepare yourself for a big disappointment.

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Fandroids at pranksters' mercy: Android remote password reset now live

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Re: Iphone

Nope, iCloud needs the password again for 'find my phone'

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Peak Apple: Has ANYONE at all ordered a new iPhone 5c?

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Re: Explain why they haven't

Press release will appear after the 5S has gone on sale and be a combined total, they don't break down sales by individual model, no one does, that's pretty rare as it tells the competition exactly what's selling. in fact some companies don't release sales data at all beyond what's required for financial filings.

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Apple’s iOS 64-bit iUpgrade: Don't expect a 2x performance leap

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Re: iOS-based laptops?

They're calling it 'desktop class architecture', they're also bundling the iWork suite of apps free with cloud storage on the device come iOS 7, I note they also sell a $99 box that allows you to turn any recent TV or monitor into a mirrored or secondary large display for the iPhone etc and they've added a low power bluetooth stack for external devices like say a keyboard.

To recap:

Bluetooth, Wifi, 3/4G networking, up to 128GB storage + cloud, POP, IMAP, Exchange, Shared Contacts, Calendars, VPN, An Office Suite and an extensive third party app catalogue with support for variable sized screen resolutions and aspect ratios**.

That sounds like all the pieces you'd need to replace a desktop for a lot* of users to me.

* a lot, not all, but certainly lots of home users without even needing to add support for LDAP, AD, fileshares etc.

** A subset of the App Store, so named 'Universal' apps that already support Retina / non Retina 4:3 iPads, Retina / non Retina 3:2 iphones, Retina 16:9 iPhones and aTV 16:9 720/1080.

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iPhone 5S: Fanbois, your prints are safe from the NSA, claim infosec bods

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iphone 5S for sale

Comes with free gift: unlucky human finger keyfob.

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Fandroids blow $200,000 on secret PANIC BUTTON for their smartmobes

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Re: Very clever

I thought it seemed clever, then I remembered it's for android and so there's no reason their software couldn't be set up to capture a sequence of clicks on an existing hardware button rather than requiring it's own dedicated one.

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