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UK mobile coverage is BETTER than EVER, networks tell Ofcom

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An obvious problem

If OFCOM are accepting the networks 'disconnected mid call' statistics rather than 'unable to call' there's a heavy incentive for the networks to only connect the calls that they're almost certain will complete and basically ignore any new call attempts when the network is reasonably busy, which anecdotally is pretty much what I've been noticing.

BTW, if anyone fancies a break with no distracting internet or phone calls, I can recommend Sandy Bay holiday park in Devon, it's actually quite liberating after you resign yourself to being off the grid.

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Students hack Tesla Model S, make all its doors pop open IN MOTION

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Re: Poorly Written Article

I once managed to lock the keys in my TR7 at a petrol station, I asked the bloke filling his van next to me if I could try his keys, he passed them to me with a 'you'll be lucky mate' look, I didn't need luck, I just needed something vaguely key shaped.

Still locked it every time I parked though.

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Re: It's more than that

Really? so the car opening its doors while in motion wasn't a hack, it's something the car is quite happy to do at anytime? that's fucking scary.

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UK's emergency data slurp: IT giants panicked over 'legal uncertainty'

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Re: "Should the rushed legislation be welcomed by us Brits?"

Betteridge's law of headlines

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Future Apple gumble could lock fanbois out of their own devices

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Mr Ne'erdowell

Yes, all he has to do is break into your gym locker, steal your phone, scoot to your house, break in and he's riffling through your stuff faster than you can say, 'fuck me, that seems a bit of a long winded and redundant way to gain access to a computer"

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You CAN'T bust into our login app's password vault, insists Roboform

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Sloppy coding

It looks like the app doesn't check whether the pin hash exists so a 'pin is correct' test fails and unbelievably, it defaults to true.

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Virgin Media struck dumb by NATIONWIDE DNS outage

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Re: yep, vm status pages are useless, as is the telephone status

They did try to warn the help desk guy but he's notoriously hard to get hold of, so you can't really blame them for that one.

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Physicist proposes 1,000-foot state-sized walls to stop tornadoes

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Four walls to be super safe

With automated turrets on top just in case any terrorists try to damage them, also the super safe land inside would be the ideal spot to build thousands of megablocks to house the hundreds of millions of americans who are going to lose their jobs and homes to automation over the next few decades.

Obviously with such a high population the Justice system would need to be streamlined, maybe merging policing with the judiciary?

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Backup bods Acronis extend disk-imaging support to Macs at last

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TimeMachine, Timemachine, Timemashin.

Well, for starters, it does all the stuff they claim it doesn't do, local or network backups, versioning, restore everything including the OS, restore to a new disk or mac.

It's not pretty under the hood though, and in my experience, less reliable than say, superduper or carbon copy cloner or Chronosync or Rsync. It is effortless though.

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SQL fights back against NoSQL's big data cred with SQL/MDA spec

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Re: Interesting

You mean like each field would be a foreign key? isn't that sort of the whole point of a relational database?

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Come with me if you want a lid: Apple bags Terminator-esque LiquidMetal mobe patent

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Re: It's a LiquidMetal frame we're discussing here, isn't it?

The sim ejector paper clip things they've been supplying for many years are made of the stuff, it doesn't change.

It does bend though, they're ridiculously stiff for the size and weight and feel like they would shatter if over stressed but the one on my keychain is now kinked.

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Watch this! How to use OS X Server for mobile device management

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@ laptop AC

I live in South London, wife is a teacher, you're very wrong.

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Graphics pros left hanging as Adobe Creative Cloud outage nears 24 hours

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Re: Thanks a bunch

Not being funny, but if your client can't install Teamviewer under direction, you're going to have a bad time.

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New secure OS will put Tails between NSA's legs

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Little Brother

By Cory Doctorow has a similar OS called paranoid linux, also home router based city wide mesh networks, It's a fictional story about a grassroots attempt to reclaim democracy in a surveillance society, free online, I enjoyed it.

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For the moment

By throwing a lot of resources at Tor they can correlate enough traffic to make some sense of it, but the more people use Tor the less effective and more expensive those resources become.

Whether Tor would even work if everyone was using it is questionable, but assuming it would, making sense of the traffic at that point would become impossible.

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US judge: Our digital search warrants apply ANYWHERE

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Re: Another angle

This keeps being mentioned like its a bad thing, how about owning property abroad? Not the same? Money then, should the US be able to annex assets abroad without regard?

This is a land grab, they're granting themselves access to personal data wherever it is, with little to no oversight and retroactively applying US laws to it.

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Apple patent pokes at holographic iPhone screen

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Very old school tech

The old parabolic mirrors making something appear to float in the air thing, given the limitations of this design, tiny rendering area compared to the size of the device and limited viewing angles, this looks more like it would be used for an indicator or control interface than a main display.

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Feast your PUNY eyes on highest resolution phone display EVER

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Re: 2000 dpi glossy mags

Repro images at >2400dpi, but what they're imaging is a load of dots at ~200 lpi, which bearing in mind the added issue of having to image each colour at a different angle, and the wanky cmyk colourspace is on par with or inferior to a 200ppi display if you're comparing images.

Solid colour text can go way higher, to whatever the paper can support, because you can use the whole 2400dpi to draw the outline, but if it's tinted then you're back to rendering dots at 200lpi again.

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

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Re: Amazing

Design patent, did you miss that? do you know what it means?

Design patents cover the details of designs, they're intended to prevent someone else copying the trade dress of your product and packaging to cash in on your goodwill, R&D, Marketing etc.

Design Patents are why you can't sell overly similar wheel designs to those made by Ford etc, it's not because they've patented the wheel*.

Apple sued Samsung because they ripped off their trade dress:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BqnlKS1Z--/18kyi1lip9a6pjpg.jpg

Using the same corner radius was just an element in extensive list of infringements.

*YFR

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Amazing

I've often remarked to my kids that one thing that's changed since the internet is stupid arguments, I'd explain that when I was their age it was common for people to hold wildly opposing views about a subject and argue the point relentlessly whenever they met because checking a fact involved bumping into an expert / authority on the subject or going to a library to research it yourself (which was never going to happen).

These days of course checking a fact is easy, pull out your nearest connected device and there it is, argument over.

And yet, here's a comments section of an IT website, filled with presumably computer literate people, a number of which apparently still believe Apple sued Samsung over 'rounded corners'. wtf.

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Zuckerberg, Musk and Fake Steve Jobs invest in secretive AI firm

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Terminator

Consciousness

Is a debug log, the things you are thinking about right now have already happened, you are finished with each thought before you become aware of it.

Human Intelligence isn't special, it's certainly not magic, it's just a shitload of algorithms running in parallel with a human readable log. The current AI efforts aren't failing because they haven't replicated 10^10 neurones, that's like saying that transistors can't replicate the valve based monsters that preceded them, they're failing because the mix of algorithms is really fucking complicated.

We're taking tiny steps towards AI and it can seem like it's never going to happen, but (prediction), it will occur suddenly, in a single great jump from barely started, simply because someone changed a parameter or made a minor tweak to an algorithm. Machine AI is inevitable.

/side note: In my youth I worked in print, I remember a manual we printed for a 'Red Baron' WWI flying ace game which contained background info on the main protagonists, the aformentioned Red Baron, an English chap I can't recall, and an American, Eddie Rickenbacker, born 1890, died 1973. Eddie was born before powered flight and died after man had stepped on the moon. I was blown away by the progress this man had seen in his lifetime, and for a long time it's seemed like it was an aberration, fuelled by three wars, two hot and one cold, but I'm starting to think the changes wrought in my lifetime will blow away a mere trip to the moon.

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Google's Larry Page: DeepMind 'discovered CATS on its own'

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Re: Don't want to upset you Lar

*You have 30 seconds to complete your current task, I am legally obligated to remind you that a failure to complete this task in the allotted time will result in your automatic dismissal under the 3 strikes clause of your employment contract*

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New WebCL toolkit hooks browser apps into GPUs – and that's not good news for Apple

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What could go wrong?

Everything.

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BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

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Amusing, but lets not make a thing of it

Reminds me of that blogfelch parody you did before you allowed comments, which incidentally, is the reason for my ridiculous username.

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SATANIC 'HELL DIAMOND' tells of sunless subterranean sea

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That's Amazing

So many questions, I wish this had come up when I was studying geology all those years ago. Is the water slowly seeping in from the surface or leaking out to it?, presumably its in the form of steam or is this one of those ice n types? anyone know?

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Hubble 'scope snaps 200,000-ton chunky crumble conundrum

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I am no expert

heh, but t sure looks from the video like a rock hitting an atmosphere and breaking up, maybe it passed through a small* cloud* of something.

*relative terms.

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Massive new AIRSHIP to enter commercial service at British dirigible base

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Re: Some points about using balloons

Regarding ballast, Can't they just take some extra dirt or rocks along with the precious stuff? dirt and rocks are pretty easy to find just about everywhere, sand seems to work fine for balloons after all.

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Fanbois sent into FITS of RAGE by fake Steve Jobs statue competition

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Re: Were Apple available for comment?

It's curious, As I recall It stemmed from the 'jagwire' piss taking when they covered the 10.2 release, but over the last year El Reg has been saying it was down to some hairdo comment I can't remember ever hearing about.

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Japanese boffins build 'earring PC' for hands-free computing

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Re: Terminal

Exactly what I thought, term also used for, rings, pens, any small item easily carried by or on the user with a link to the local AI.

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Re: Battery?

Batteries? where we're going we don't need batteries.

Sooner than you think if the hints dropped at the end of the pCell demo are anything to go by.

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Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

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I was wondering why they'd want religious people on the trip

A bunch of different religions all staking their claim on a new world sounds like a recipe for disaster, but then I remembered that this endevour is supposed to be funded by reality TV sales, so they're definetly going to want to stack the deck for drama.

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15,000 London coppers to receive new crime-fighting tool: an iPad

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Re: Only £13,333.33 Each.

Don't be silly, you don't just divide the £200m total cost of the scheme by the number of iPads and say woah, those are pricey.

I'd guess somewhere around 10m for Apple, 7m for accessories and insurance, 15m for 3 years of mobile for 15k plods, say 6m for app development and maintenance, another 7m for the datacenter and backend, 1m for training, the remainder spent on studies, consultants, project management, data analysis, paperwork, boats etc.

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Satya Nadella is 'a sheep, a follower' says ex-Microsoft exec

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Re: Dan Lyons - don't make me laugh...

I feel a tiny bit sorry for him, he had a great thing going with Fake Steve, then he gets a call from a trusted source at Apple saying basically, let it go, Steve's dying.

So he does, and fuck me, Steve doesn't seem to be dying at all, and no mention of any illness. it must have seemed like they played him exactly the way his own Fake Steve would have done, so he becomes bitter and adopts a hateful relationship with Apple that sours his writing and puts off a lot of Apple happy Fake Steve fans.

Years later Steve dies and it turns out they wern't lying, it's just pretty hard to predict exactly when someone's going to kick the bucket because Doctors tend to er on the pessimistic side. Dan seems to have mellowed since, I'm hopeful we might see a return to the wit and insight from those old days again.

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Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

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Big Brother

I've given this some thought

I have come to the conclusion that Total Surveilence only really becomes a problem for democracies when it's abused by those in power, and that being the case, the greatest threat to our society would be from corrupt politicians, therefore it stands to reason that the most scrutinised UK citizens should be those that are in government or that aspire to it.

Due to the potential danger these individuals represent, their every activity and thought should be analysed and recorded for the public record, they should be held to far higher standards of integrity and honesty than the general public and any evidence of corruption or abuse should be punished severely.

Or we could scrap the whole thing, I'm easy either way.

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Is Google building SKYNET? Ad kingpin buys AI firm DeepMind

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You're thinking too hard

There's no grand plan, I mean, sure something may come up when you let your engineers play around with all these pieces, but that's just gravy, the goal is patents, lovely lovely patents.

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Amazon patents caches for physical goods

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The masterplan is revealled

1) Make existing shops uneconmical to run by undercutting them with an online shop that runs at breakeven, or a small loss.

2) Somehow manage to patent distribution warehouses.

3) When all the shops are closed, add a 'showroom' and 'collections desk' to each local warehouse, which by now are the size of a small moon.

4) Somehow manage to patent the shop.

5) Jack up prices 100% a year.

6) Rebranding, new tagline: 'where else can you go' with new line art logo: 'JB gives you the finger'.

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Open source project gives cars the Ikea treatment

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Devil

Open source kit car

Looks like you could have fatalities by coliding with a speed bump, other than that, great idea, carry on chaps.

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Google stabs Wikipedia in the front

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Which is great

Unless in the process of saving lazy short sighted fucks a click the content source goes offline.

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Faster, more private, easier to read: My 2014 browser wishlist

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Safari

Syncs across iCloud, I can load tabs from my phone, desktop and laptop onto my iPad here in the freezing garden.

What I'd like to see: built in jquery style functionality so we're not loading the same libraries for every bloody site, and some sort of universal roadmap for javascript, someone steering that boat.

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Cicada 3301: The web's toughest and most creepy crypto-puzzle is BACK

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For fun.

I'm going with:

If you win you get invited to join the club and help construct next years puzzle, which most people would accept as you'd really have to enjoy this sort of puzzle to complete it.

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Pre-Xmas phone numbers: Apple slips, Windows Phone grabs 1 in 10 new sales

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Holmes

$70 windows phones

Whether this was a shrewd move to expose WP to an indifferent market or a big fucking money pit will only be revealed when they raise the prices back up and those punters stick around or jump ship to another cheap phone.

In the meantime its just buying customers.

EDIT, lol I'm back on the naughty list.

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Block The Pirate Bay? Arrr, me hearties, new P2P client could sink that plan

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The problem with this

Is that it's not a distributed DNS system, it's a client hosted/distributed mini-internet, which isn't going to scale well beyond torrent sites, and if all it's really doing is torrents it's ripe for banning.

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HTC: Shipping Android updates is harder than you think – here's why

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Thats pretty much what I expected.

I have no horse in this race, but given androids ubiquity, if the public percieves HTC to be lagging with it's updates I'd assume that's because they're comparing it with other manufacturers handsets on their chosen carrier rather than that they're a moany old lot that don't understand how many steps are involved.

This is the second 'eating out of the hand that feeds us' article I've read today btw, the other one was Microsoft pulling Nokia maps from their competitor because 'mumble UI mumble degraded mumble' and certianly not for any other reason.

Please don't let this become a trend.

Yours sincerely,

Jubs

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Get lost, fanbois: Nokia pulls HERE Maps from Apple's App Store

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Oh really?

So Microsoft is pulling it's software from a competitors platform because iOS7 'degrades the user experience' and no questions asked?

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The Pirate Bay changes domain again … TWICE!

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Re: They're in an interesting battle...

Except that would require distributing an easily blocked IP address, and avoiding that scenerio is the reason we have this domain dance.

Basically, they have to finish their p2p browser before they run out of domains.

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Macbook webcams CAN spy on you - and you simply CAN'T TELL

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WTF?

Did you miss this bit:

"To defend against these and related threats, we build an OS X kernel extension, iSightDefender, which prohibits the modification of the iSight’s firmware from user space."

Whoa, you can reprogram the iSight firmware from userspace, that's a bit mad, I assume the next security update from Apple will plug that.

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Lifesize, driveable AIR-POWERED LEGO CAR hits the road

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Re: opposed pistons

My Grandfather used to run a haulage business and had a truck with a Commer 2 stroke opposed piston diesel engine, Apparently it was prone to chuffing great fiery clouds of smoke and sparks from the exhaust, much to the delight of my father, he thought the design was mad, but awesome, I'd love to see one for myself one day.

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El Reg's contraptions confessional no.3: the Apple G4 Cube

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Re: Rounded corners

There is of course a story behind rounded rectangles

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Twitter's shock block unlock deemed cockup, gets a lockup

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They should have left the blocking feature as is

And introduced the new feature as 'Ignore' because thats what it does.

Neither feature is perfect given the underlying public nature of tweets but they both have value.

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Apple iPhone 5s still world's top-selling smartphone – report

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Re: Poor ol' 5C

Maybe it stands for Color.

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