For clarification only, of course...

...how about a few pix? Macro shots to check the details?

And just how furry IS the camel foot?

Garbage in, ??? out

There is no input without output--What do these pe eating bugs poop/exhale besides an allegedly insignificacnt amount of CO2?

@oli : Not to mention...

Clueless.

Oh. Already in play.

@ Alan Donaly

That would be freedom of speech in your own COMODE--ruling does not coveer the entire residence.

Coat half inched from stall door.

Angle?

It may have been photoshopped, but I thought the (T) IT angle was clearly shown.

Windows 419

Virtual Lagos

On a screen of blue.

Fu*ks up your mind,

And your computer too.

but...

...we still need to know, "Does the bear shit in the vatican?"

Vestments, please.

@ Nick Pettefar

Sorry, your impecable jacket has been burned, along with the armoire.

30 years ago...

...would be 1977, so give Mr. Basset a break: For a good portion of his 12 years of Mac experience, there were, er... no macs.

They demonstrate their invisibility technique on their page.

It's called "bandwidth exceeded."

sounds like a better idea than

Hyperion--Jim Clark's Sun multi-workstation-controlled boat, which was about the size of Wales. This one is sun-POWERED requires less of everything, including ego.

IT angle

Laws limiting download channels.

I'll get my raincoat.

87 x 1.6 = 139.2

Any questions?

And where's the vid?

On the other hand...

What a lovely platform for satire.

Nice piece, Chris. You left out boku-maru, though.

On top of shoddy work...

...you might go to jail.

Hmmm. Sounds like another reason not to trust you repairs to Best Buy

Why not their own terrorist bombing?

Gosh, I wonder why the plate doesn't feature Oklahoma City's own terrorist bombing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing

Oh. Those terrorists were caucasian, US citizens.

That's all right then.

Ducks Unlimited...

...is an American environmental conservation organization that preserves duck habitat so they can then have more and better ducks to kill.

http://www.ducks.org/

This grammer sh*t...

is overly puntilious and renders me commatose.

Over 100 F--no coat necessary.

Relevance?

And what, pray tell, is the connection of this story to The Register's journalistic mission?

Not one single mention of the iPhone, Steve Jobs, Fanbois, stunning talented over-jubbed papparazi fodder, BOFH, ROTF, nor s*x with oth*r sp*cies, unless.... Ah "whistling" = "blowing."

You almost had me there.

re @ Caitlin

Stewart Knight did not say HE wouldn't stand up in court. He said IT wouldn't stand up in court.

And to Steve Sutton: There is your IT erection--er connection.

Coat on and out the door.

Arab/mid-east race?

In the US, at least on census forms, Arab and middle eastern folks are Caucasians--for all the good it does them.

Let's hope so

"Drivers, noticing the new light-rail line, might start leaving their cars at home and so rob the new infrastructure of power"

Yes, please. After all, mass transit is easier on the environment than individual autos--even if connected to the grid.

Pacemaker failure, anyone??

And what about the poor sods with pacemakers? Instant death sentence for protesting?