50 posts • joined 18 Jul 2007
Now we know why Snowdon is willing to stay in Russia
Find's being on same continent as Obama "unbearable".
My little pony
Shame I have only two thumbs to give the maximum score of two thumbs up! Outstanding work by the crack Register Playmobil team. The head in the wheelbarrow is particularly well done.
Still, I have this nagging fear: is this investigative journalism at its finest....or has the Register's advertising bureau simply sold out the editorial space to some big accounts?
don't they know any anatomy?
It's a vulva, not vagina.
"custom Inori skin"????
ewww....I hope they at least tan it first.
Will they use a contrasting colour for the stitching?
Sorry mate, I use relo for a relocation record (when dredging object files for linker or compiler bugs). For my cuzzies and sis and the like I say "rellie," as does everyone else around here. But you're right that the arvo comes by every day.
Hmm, quick rummage and a bit of google-fu shows that Lester Haines was the Register hack who once thought we call a tarpaulin a "tarpo".
I suggest The Register give him six months' transportation to Australia. He can spend a nice traditional chrissie on the beach with some sheilas and go back and tell the poms what's what. And miss a horrible UK winter.
How long are you talking exactly?
Is this "AD" some new EU-mandated metric unit? Dekka-Amperes (presumably 10^30 Amps) perhaps? Long enough for 5000 Active Directory installations to lock up (a rather short period I would say)? Or perhaps it's the lifetimes of 5000 Denying Apologists (as in climate change Denying oil company Apologists)?
I think perhaps you meant "AD 5000" as in "Atheist Determined"
You forgot one
Please add this one to your sites summarised: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/15/ipad_review_roundup_roundup/
I'm all for reminding people that Australia exists, but I'm not sure what a game in Australia has to do with all this.
And what's wrong with "pupil"?
Oh, the disappointment
Extra points for BAAPS but really, no mention of Bulgarian airbags?
Dont' go overboard; hardly the first general purpose language
He was a titan, but don't go overboard: "General-purpose programming languages had not existed before C" is rubbish: Algol, and Fortran preceded it by more than a decade, and Multics (which dmr worked on) was written in PL/1 as were its applications.
C was / is a good implementation of the idea, based on learning from those experiences, as dmr himself would say.
In other words: there's no need to denigrate the giants upon whose shoulders he stood.
I feel sorry for the poor lambs that may "face an income gap at the end of their lifetimes." Wouldn't it be cheaper to teach them to save their money when young rather than trash hotel rooms?
You whinge about this now, but you've had SEVEN years of gustatory relief as law was passed in 2004 while Vegemite has already got the chop. Typical for them to start with the colonials.
Perhaps the crown princess can get Vegemite's abusive treatment reversed.
biker outfit, skull mask, "two metallic objects"
Pictures or it didn't happen!
Headline is confusing
Aren't all tweeters tossers?
I always liked sitting with my Nanna (boy I miss her!) and listening to the speech. It gave everyone a chance to finish their drink before the party started up again.
What, no pictures?
Not even a playmobil reconstruction -- complete with photoshopped distortions?
Please help us on the important question
No good just repeating the data. We need some anaysis: to understand its implications for mankind. Specifically: what will be the impact on the rebranding industry????
Oh gosh, how CUTE!!!
The big question though is
Who will be cast as kamchatka?
"mistreatment of the host???"
How exactly do you mistreat a host? Send it malformed packets? Rough up its IP address?
More people can dabble, which is your point. This is like more people painting pictures at the local arts program. The pictures are crap but they have fun and they have something of their own to hang on the wall.
You also ignored the huge number of "business process" "applications" which aren't really any more creative than writing a memo.
Making something creative that changes lots of peoples' lives is hard work and hasn't changed significantly over the past 25 years, whether you're programming a major, scalable web application (e.g. facebook, google) or an embedded app (e.g. ipod). Those still take creative work once the prototype is done.
I loved this quote: "all of us would probably agree that you probably [would have a] poor experience at the end of the day"
That's right, it would be a poor experience for the CTIA members who don't have a viable business model. It would be a better experience for the customer, however...
Ah, the TWO horsemen of the Infocalypse
Only paedos and Terr'ists? I guess that's just 'coz it's a simple embedded device. Were it a full-featured user device then we'd get Drugs and Organised Crime too, and then you'd have to register before using one.
Hey, that wouldn't be so bad. ASIO could monitor your caffeine consumption and see if your cardiac problems are due to excess consumption? If so Medicare won't have to pay. Taxpayers would be thrilled! And what about children drinking coffee?
Skull-n-crossbones because in the future only hackers 'n pirates will use unlicensed coffee machines.
I can believe it
At first I also agreed it looked fake because everybody pretty much just stood around and watched. But he was so incompetent: wandering around, taking several flabby kicks to remove a panel which then came imperfectly free, slipping on the desk because of leather shoes, etc. A hollywood epic would have had more planning and would have had attractive debris flying clear. It is convincing to me.
But maybe I'm just dim.
Paris 'coz normally....why else would you watch crummy web video?
All joking aside
Generally embedded hardware comes with an availability guarantee (i.e. the vendor has to keep making the same chip for you even if the state of the art has moved on). When you buy a company you can't just throw its contracts away. So Apple has to do this even if they toss PA Semi's business away -- they can just refuse to sign any new contracts to supply chips. Whether this has to do with the DoD or anybody else is no big deal.
So sorry, this isn't really news. The only real complicated question is why I would bother to read an article about something I don't think is news...
bah that's nothing
When I was young we had to download our porn by handing around stone tablets. And even _then_ we all managed to beat that total. Daily!
Young whippersnappers, grumble....
Paris because she can beat that routinely, as downloadeuse and downloadee.
Thanks, I already know the "pleasure" of Buffalo gear
Having had a poor experience with their gear in the past, we nevertheless in desperation last year bought a buffalo NAS just to tide ourselves over for a couple of weeks until the real gear arrived. Wow, what a mistake. Even the nontechnical staff joined us in throwing it off the roof.
Which I might mercifully have forgotten had their name not come up this week...when someone complained to me that none of their buffalo gear was reliable.
Perhaps it's produced by a buffalo's....central processing system.
Sounds like dwarf tossing is an older tradition than I'd realised.
upgrade to XP review
Sounds like you might enjoy this enthusiastic review from someone who upgraded from Vista to XP, played straight:
Waay out of touch
The Vatican wasnt paying attention when the list was dictated to them....they forgot to write down SPAM.
A straw house you say?
Well blow me down!
It's a shame that MIT (which is in Cambridge) provided a picture which is plainly in New York.
But...what does it look like?
OK, after only the title I'd best be going then.
That sad monologue is all about the vulva. I guess they were afraid to say that word on stage.
The great Green rush
I like that at the end of this message (and just above the comments) I got the ad, "What's your take on the great Green rush? Join the debate here." So are we to colonise Mars and massacre all the little Green men?
Right, then, first plan should be that upon landing we burn the ships. Oh and bring some blankies of smallpox. Let's see, what's next...
Maybe he was an infuriating customer
You know the type who calls support every day looking for the cup holder etc. Perhaps they want him to start calling Apple?
Gene Wolfe fans will remember Severian's cloak of Fulgin -- a colour "darker than black".
Find the cheapest price for Winston Churchills in your area...
Ahh, but do they have Prince Albert in a can?
you need some links yourselves
oh, and though you had a couple of links to ludicrous wikipedia entries (perhaps changed by now) you didn't even provide a link to what she actually said. Which is rather her point.
Speaking of links, I'm impressed by what you got from Google. Please provide the search string. When I typed "what do you think about the ban of google in brighton" and clicked on "submit" what I got was nothing like "We believe that more knowledge is more power..."
Posted in the canteen:
Effective immediately, sackings are to happen Sunday evenings ONLY.
Already a sinister, creepy kook
Look, he knows where you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. And now Microsoft shut him down.
Sounds like another Windows spyware cleanup to me.
Yeah, yeah, been there before
Err, ACAP was defined in RFC-2244 exactly 10 years ago in November 1997?
I predict today's ACAP will be just as popular and effective as ACAP was 10 years ago.
Uhh....what' sthe point?
Who needs a $3K, 4TB iSCSI implementation when you can get an inexpensive NAS RAID for about the same price?
I can see it...sort of...at the higher levels, but the "S" setup seems like horrible overkill for the alleged market: people who won't grow much (e.g. the proverbial dentists) and who need as few moving parts as possible.
"S" for "Stupid" on netapp's part.
yeah yeah, old news
There have been many examples of programing languages with kewords in different languages; French Algol is only one. The issue of keyword homonyms due to unicode keyspace was also extensively discussed in the unicode world years ago.
But the fact is that it's no more alien for a non-English speaker to use "<font>" or "for (i=0; i<x; i++);" than it is for an English speaker to use "Allegro" or "Da Capo a la Fine." Or eat camembert or sushi. Or even say "OK".
People world wide understand all of these "technical" and "alien" terms. What's the big deal?
mash-up is so lame
(I swear it's true: when I got to the bottom of the article it said there were..._*17*_ comments....).
The mash-up is merely a one-way Conversation with the MLM and megacorps. The true crowdsourced pleaser is the Sarnie (TM), the RSS Feed that keeps you in touch with your friend's movements. This FriendTwitter (which we call "Fritter") is your own high-degree personalised data "mix tape" of financial records, mp3s, indescreet acts and peculiar purchases. Upon it is laid the crowdsourced Titter of your community -- that's the Conversation -- while your Fritter rests upon the mass media (for that's where the bread is). This PersonalStack is truly Delicous. It's a high-cholesterol Rich Multimedia experience. Today's consumer doesn't want the same experience as everyone else, today's consumer makes their own Younique life-mix, and the Sarnie ties it all together in an easily-handled personal way that is naturally part of the daily rituals. It's what you've been waiting for, and it's online for you.
So then what did he do?
I suppose he then pulled himself together, got up, and left.
Now where did I leave that coat...
any startups still use desk phones?
We have an 8-person startup using only mobiles (with one VOIP "main" number that we practically never answer but just check messages).
Since we're still in development we don't have any customers to satisfy; most callers (basically investors and vendors) just call someone directly. We do use the main line for the conference phone.
If we were at the customer stage then it would be different. Even now, since we're in the USA, coverage isn't great so sometimes we miss a cleaner line.
We pick up peoples' phone bill of course. Because we're relatively small we don't qualify for any special rate anyway so we just pay for whatever plan the person has (unless they have the million unit plan, but nobody so far does).
I know of plenty of other startups that are using the same approach.
The one issue is changing personnel. If we give out somene's mobile #, once they leave we're screwed. We haven't found a good solution to that. Fine, we could give out an external number and forward the call from the outside to a mobile via VOIP, but a call back from the mobile will show the mobile's caller ID. For now we solve that problem by sticking together, but again, that's an apprach that doesn't scale.
Seems like there's an opportunity for someone to make a good business from this...
Hey -- want more than just a press release
Hey, I was hoping for more than just a press release. Worse, a press release on a stupid product that nobody seems to want (OK, I have actually seen a grand total of... ONE ... of these things in the wild). I thought some snarky remarks about battery-powered bricks or even a sympathetic comment. But if I'd known there would be no commenttary I wouldn't have bothered to read the page.
OK, I'll miss the 'roo I grew up with (oi, oi, oi!). But who wouldn't want to fly with a pterodactyl? Take that you wimpy Lufthansa eagle!
WE WILL RULE THE SKY!
Not sure they really want this
Wasn't it UK planespotters who uncovered the CIA "extraordinary rendition" program by tracking the unmarked planes?
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