* Posts by ehup

6 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2014

Peers to HMRC: Digital tax reforms 3 days after Brexit? Hold your horses, how 'bout 3 years...

ehup

Re: Gap in the market?

Harvey Keitel's brain in a tin can, wandering around trying to bugger Farah Fawcett?

Is your smart device a bit thick? It's about to get a lot worse

ehup

" I look forward to buying a robot that chases me around the house, pestering me to buy another packet of tampons."

- Superb. You owe me 5 minutes of time taken cleaning my monitor. Damn coffee.

Oh dear, Capita: MPs put future UK.gov outsourcing in the spotlight

ehup
Gimp

"Dowden was asked whether it was time companies contracting to the *pubic* sector should be subject to same transparency rules governing the public sector, rather than hiding behind the cloak of commercial confidentiality"

... wonder which companies are contracting to the pubic sector?

Caption this: WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

ehup

Hey, Siri! How high do you reckon I can get these trousers before I become a trans-gender?

BBC goes offline in MASSIVE COCKUP: Stephen Fry partly muzzled

ehup

Re: Stupid BBC

> Also too much damm video and flash rather than text and photos

THIS THIS THIS and THIS... when flash is (sensibly) blocked, you lose a lot of the content available as there's no text/photo alternative. Keyboards and still cameras must be getting too expensive?

Cost-cutting Barclays bank swings axe on 5,600 IT and ops bods

ehup
Pint

It seems to be happening quickly...

"Service unavailable" at ATM this lunchtime... seems I'll have to run a tab tonight!