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"To take part all you need to do is download the Apple Store app and agree to let it track your location."
Not exactly covert then??
Not defending Apple, just point out poor, headline grabbing journalism.
Nothing to see here??
I think it says more about Fujitsu rather than LSE. Fujitsu is is free fall is losing money (95 Billion Yen - March 2013) and slashing jobs.
It makes sense to pull in and move you shared into a more protected market like the Nikkei rather than an open one like LTSE, it prevents predetors moving to make a quick profit at the longer term detriment of the business.
Sub-Headline of the year
Brilliant.. somebody at El reg is on top form today.
Oracle licensing model, brings me out in a cold sweat just thinking about it.
Exciting new products??
I'm sorry but the same phone you've produced for the last 5 years with a "wait for it......" a coloured case is not a new and exciting product.
Can't wait for 2014, what will we get... a blue ipad? a different size screen? These are not new and exciting products. Apple stopped innovating when Steve Jobs became ill. Tim Cook is just a bean counter.
They'll just milk the existing products till death, walk away with a stack of cash and Apple will be another footnote in the history of computing.
Won't happen?? Almost did before, it was only Jobs return to helm at Apple that saved them.
The ED209 vulnerabilty management model:-
I'll just turn it on...
"A vulnerability has been detected on this system. You have 10 seconds to comply"
"Vulnerability is still active on this system. You have 5 seconds to comply"
"Patching process active..."
Rapid burst of Machine gun fire.
"Patching complete, System vulnerability neutralized"
Well the system is now protected against attack, they didn't specify if it had to be usable again!!
Re: Rather than just fining them
Just found this aswell:-
Rather than just fining them
Seize all the assets of the company. Ban the owner from being a Director or executive of any other business.
Remember this isn't about a data loss/breach, this is about understanding the most basic responsibilities regarding data protection and registering the company as data controller.
Sorry but if you don't know the the first thing about the legalities of running a business, then you shouldn't be allowed to. Ignorance is no excuse.
Really.. who cares
These playground arguments have been around for years:
Spectrum vs C64
Atari St vs Amiga
XBox vs PS
and 10 years later the technology is forgotten as the market develops and something new comes along.
Just buy the phone you want, enjoy it and don't spend half your life trying to justify it by slagging everything else.
Did the first steam trains work perfectly or were there many cases of them blowing up?
Did the first planes work perfectly or were there many cases of them falling out of the skies?
Did the first internal combustion engines work perfectly or were there many cases of them destroying themselves, bursting into flames etc?
I think you'll find the answer to the above questions, is always the later.
New technologies will always have failures until the flaws are worked out. Telsa should be applauded for trying to produce a real electric car, rather than tax avoidance/emission regulation projects like the Nissan leaf, or the complete waste of space which are the hybrids** (slow, ugly and less economic than a decent diesel motor).
If people had jumped all over new technologies like the steam engine, powered flight and the internal combustion engine in the same way that they want Tesla to fail, then we would all still be riding around in horse and carts.
** Except Supercar hybrids like the Porsche 918 which use the electric motors for a power boost rather than some attempt to be 'green'.
Re: A few other ingredients
Water, Yeast and time is not enough, you need a starch source for the yeast to act on.
Hence you need malt from Barley (or wheat, rice etc), and some hops to give it flavour would be nice. **
** not if you used to drinking Budweiser (US), Fosters, Carling etc you're probably not used to flavour.
Re: @Geoff Campbell (was: Computer games & drugs? Seriously?)
Reality: noun, re-al-i-ty : An illusion caused by a lack of alcohol.
No colour yet...
That explains all the delays.
Golagafrincham captain: Yes, and, and, and the wheel. What about this wheel thingy? Sounds a terribly interesting project to me.
Golagafrincham marketing exec: Er, yeah, well we’re having a little, er, difficulty here…
Ford Prefect: Difficulty?! It’s the single simplest machine in the entire universe!
Golagafrincham marketing exec: Well alright mister wise guy, if you’re so clever you tell us what colour it should be!
Security flaw in all online banking too
If you log onto your online bank and walk away from the computer, somebody could access your account and steal all you money.
OMG the same flaw is in every email system aswell. Apparently this gaping security hole also works if you use 2 factor authentication
QUICK SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET, NOTHING IS SAFE!!!!!!
EL Reg writer in Sensationalist Non-Headline shocker
"I don't know anything about technology, but I've got a media studies degree" says hack.
I'm going to have Sublimed way before then
or perhaps I'll just have my conscience transferred to the GCU, Don't touch that button
(IMB sorely missed)
Re: Only official cables
Step 1. By a better phone that uses standard cables such as micro usb
Step 2. Enjoy a much better experience without being tied to using (and paying for the privilege of being restricted to) only the apps/content/media that the fruity one want you to.
Some of this technology does give the employee some benefits.
If a manager wrongly accuses you of turning up late, or missing work and getting people to cover for you, you have clear records that will prove otherwise.
I've seen similar happen when somebody used CCTV footage to prove that they were at their desk, when they line manager accused them of taking unauthorised time of.
As long as the fingerprint info is not shared with another agency (and anti-bac wipes are supplied), I'm not sure how this infringes any workers rights.
Re: Not a Hack
Not a Hack
On the Beeb news site:
A suspect has now been identified and his home searched, said Vodafone, which meant it could now talk about the incident and inform the two million victims. In total, Vodafone Germany has about 36 million mobile customers.
"This attack could only be carried out with high criminal intent and insider knowledge and was launched deep inside the IT infrastructure of the company," said the operator
Basically an employee inside the company copied the data onto a USB key and walked out with it. Calling it a hack is just Vodafails way of trying to convince people that they actually had some security on there systems.
Chuck Norris don't need no phone..
He just stares at you and you know what message will follow..PAIN!!!
Re: Getting your imitation in first?
I was going to say exactly the same thing, however by the authors logic you must be imitating me.
Oh for a steam roller..
.. and I could improve the quality of the level of coding overnight.
Real developers code .. wannabes attended corporate sponsored events where they blow smoke up their collective arses, before deciding that code development is hard work and that they want to be project managers or scrum team leaders to advance their careers.
Surely, to reflect Steve Jobs and Apple what they should do is copy the Statue of Liberty, put Steve Jobs face on it and then demand that the real one is torn down due to copyright infringement.
Truth, Justice and the Apple way
Sorry but anchoring a tube at on end and hoping it'll be stiff enough is just asking for trouble.
Surely a better design would have been to use a tube with a slot in it. The tube could have been clamped to the truss along its entire length. 2 inserts at the nose and tail of the aircraft would ensure that there would be no twisting upon launch, and as long as the inserts we made of a suitable material and the slotted tube well greased there wouldn't be much friction.
And wouldn't a 'blast' plate fixed to the truss behind the rocket motor give it a bit more of a kick on ignition. Yes newton's 3rd but I'm assuming that the mass of the truss, balloon etc is a lot more than the aircraft.
Why would a Republican by an Apple phone?? You can shoot anything with it!!
Note for terminally ill-humoured, Yes I know you can't shot anything with a Samsung, Nokia, LG, etc either, although it's a little known feature of the Blackberry Z10 that if you dial *45765### a small derringer will fire from the earphone socket.
Surprising these things only happen to Freelance writers.
Sorry but this is just a load of BS made up this so called writer to get her name spread about.
Could be worse
As parodied in Family Guy.
Luke/Chris returns to the family farm and finds everybody dead, including John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, and that the rest of the episode will have to be scored by Danny Elfman
by analysing photos they posted to social media sites
You have been tagged in the photo : Me and Vladmir committing lots of credit card fraud LOL.
"a mixed array of human bones including skulls, some pierced as though by a sharp tool - or tusk"
It was a zombie Walrus!!!!
Re: Problem is the cost of originals.........
Perhaps the cost of the original equipment is because they are safety tested, rated and use quality components.
If it looks to good to be true, it usually is.
If I get 1 million likes on this post then I will raise enough money to send crown prince Eric of Nigeria to America for cancer treatment, once he's cured, he can return to Lagos where he will reward you handsomely once you provide him with your bank account details.
Re: A thought
Of course, recording of Big Brother, Keeping up with the Kardashians, TOWIE, etc. will be used by Alien Historians to deduce why the Human civilization, at the height of it's technical prowess, degenerated into an bunch of brain dead, slobbering zombies.
What destroyed Netware.. Perfect Office!!
NDS was far superior to Active Directory, but basically the "management" at Novell decided to try to compete against MS Office in the desktop application market.
I remember going to a trade show and wanted to discuss Netware and although the Novell stand was the biggest there it was all about Perfect Office and Netware was relegated to a tiny kiosk tacked on the side.
They basically gave up on their core product to flirt in another area and got seriously stiffed! They tried to come back with Netware 5, but by then it was too late.
If I had a time machine I would go back to the meeting where some joker decided that Novell should by Word Perfect and shoot them!!
Re: bad attitude
It was launched from a rocket sled. (That's what they're famous for at Pendine). The sled comes to the a dead stop and the penetrator was flung forward. Not the best way to ensure the correct accuracy but since they were testing deceleration rather then penetration depth the correct attitude is not important.
In practise I expect they'll have a small reaction motor that will accelerate them to impact speed, and probably put on a bit of spin for stability in the rarefied atmospheres
Anybody asked the important question yet?
Will it Blend??
What was the question asked, and to whom?
"Global technology Execs", "which it makes after interviewing over 800 leaders of entities that range from start-ups to large enterprises and included VC firms"
OK that seems to sum it up the respondents were made up from idiots from The Apprentice, who create a ebay store and class themselves as "internet entrepreneurs" and Deputy Vice-president of paper clips at Xerox, who has more time on his hands and thinks that filling in these surveys make him an important strategy leader.
Innovation is about coming up with something new and original, not just putting existing technology in a different coloured case.
The computer was an innovation.
The Mouse was an innovation.
The Wide Wide web was an innovation
ARM processers were an innovation
LCD screens were an innovation
The idea of an "app store" was an innovation
Collecting all the pieces to create a product is a fantastic part piece of inspired design.
Making the same product $5 cheaper than somebody else is not innovation
Not gone far enough
"Take Off and nuke the entire site from Orbit... Only way to be sure."
There is always an Aliens quote for all eventualities
Truth in humour
In Red Dwarf, when asked why a series 3000 droid (a more basic model) looked my human like, Kryten (a series 4000) says that the series 3000 was a complete failure because people didn't like robots that were to human like.
Ask yourself this would you be more comfortable giving orders to a "robot slave" that looked like a human or to one that looked like R2D2?
Pris was "a basic pleasure model" and played by Daryl Hannah when she was seriously hot. So what exactly are the "errands" you have in mind??
This is TheRegister so to get back on track.
Anna Chapman, well not sure about marriage but I wouldn't say no.
I don't understand why everybody is so surprised about PRISM, Echelon has been around for years. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/503224.stm
Apple**/google/amazon are resellers, they sell directly to the customer in the country where the customer lives but don't pay corporation tax in that country.
Samsung is a manufacturer. They do not have local sales, its the like of Carphone Warehouse, Dixons, Phones4u, O2, etc who retail to the customer in the local country.
**iTunes and apple stores.
It'll only try to to pull one of the Self Checkout tills
m0bi: Hi Babe, Have you worked here long?
m0bi: You know the I love the way the light reflects off your screen
m0bi: And you've got the cutest Pin Pad buttons
m0bi: You're really turning me on now.
Checkout: Unexpected Item in bagging Area
I don't watch it but I do laugh when I read some of the profiles of the people on it
I've ran successful online ventures - Translation- I have some Facebook group pages
I have my own ebusiness - Translation- I have a ebay site.
I worked in high pressure Sales - Translation- I've worked in a call center.
Apple screws Musicians -- Shocker!!
This is a non story.
Apple's entire business model is about shafting everybody from users to suppliers.
Can't see the FIFA site
I was going to look at the FIFA website but it was blocked by the "Immoral and corrupt organisation run by a crook, whilst pretending to have the best intentions for the beloved game" filter on my internet gateway.
Comedy is sometimes so true