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20 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007

Viking frogmen chase Street View spymobile

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Ace!

I had tears coming down clicking through on StreetView. Kudos to the boys. They actually chased the car quite far...which is quite something considering they're waring rubber suits and fins.

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Samsung N310 netbook

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FAIL

I love how...

...this newest incarnation consequently underperforms its siblings and still is more expensive. Just shows us again that the best means of making money is playing on the fact that people are stupid.

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Facebook mimics Google's 'poor man's email'

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Alien

Errmm...what?

"These most popular influencers include Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin."

If ever another species reads this, they will think we're a pathetic bunch of f*cks in desperate need of extinction.

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OLED-equipped 'open source' EV shown at Geneva Motor Show

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What's with the BMW bashing?

Honestly guys, you're worse than Apple fanbois / 'Nix freaks / M$ bitches (choose one of the camps).

Tststs.

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Oracle trims sales, marketing, and back office staff?

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@AC

Oh boy. It's amazing how people still think of Oracle as a database-company. Ever cared to look at Oracles product portfolio? Welcome to 2009...

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Arthur C. Clarke dead at 90

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What a man...

...what a visionary, what books, what a loss.

R.I.P Arthur and thanks for the hours and hours of fascinating and inspiring joy.

Chris

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Dungeons and Dragons co-creator Gary Gygax dies

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Unhappy

Another great man leaves our shores...

...is it me or are we slowly but surely loosing all really creative and inventive people?

In any case...RIP Gary!

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Moon makes us extra special, scientists say

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@Chris Miller

He meant the actual cylinder of a "Dyson" vacuum cleaner.

Apart from that I agree...a ring is far more pretty, you don't have to worry about artificial gravity and you can see the stars. (Larry FTW ;-)

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Singapore Airlines bans A380 rumpy-pumpy

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Getting membership...

...in the mile high club is quite hard unfortunately...but do private jets count? No longer so expensive to hire one ;-)

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George Lucas announces Star Wars TV spin-off

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@JP

What you're talking about exists already as several short-story collections which were released prior to the Prequels.

And yes, they ARE about the original series and not that shoite I-III.

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Swearing at work 'good for business'

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Favorites

God-fuxx0ring-damned time!

My personal favorites definitely are "cuntface", "assjockey" and "fucktard".

Have a fucking splendid day you blistering cunts ;-)

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Florida man faces trial for feeding homeless

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At this speed...

...they'll be rounding up and shooting the homeless by 2008, same thing for > 70 year olds by 2010 and non-re-educated (i.e. brainwashed) regime followers by 2015.

Geez and they keep bashing nazi-cruelties. They're moving the same direction at an alarming rate. Fascism at its best!

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@ "Eat the homeless"

Soilent green is homeless people!!!

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Green Dell gets greener with new green initiative

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Best thing about that?

The fact that they'll send out some guy in his V8 pick-up truck to drive somewhere to plant that tree! :-P

Carbon neutral my ass. Only an american would actually believe such a bogus program makes sense...but then again...they think the Prius is a fuel-economic car so what the heck.

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James Bond ditches the Aston Martin

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DB9 aaarrgghhh

A DBS goddamnit, not a DB9!

Anyways...you want him to drive something british? Then give him a Morgan, a Noble or even better: an Ariel Atom! THAT would let him outmanouver just about everything there is. Downside would be the lack of room for all his gadgets.

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Missing DNA fails to kill mice

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So long and thanks for...

"Nadav Ahituv of Berkeley Lab's Genomics Division, a human geneticist who led the experiment, said that the results were a complete surprise."

Of course they can only name the "human geneticist" involved! Stating the name of the head mice would probably jeopardize their (the mices') project of the supercomputer EARTH.

42 all the way!

(Yes, it's Friday...)

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Government warns parents of food-colouring danger

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*ring ring*

It's the 80s calling...they want their blindingly obvious findings back!

Oh wait...it was the "europeans counterparts" that came up with this...well in that case let us just settle back and prepare for another long batch of "discoveries".

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German hurls computer from apartment block

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I bet...

...my car against a dogs turd he was running M$ Vista! X-D

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Nintendo yanks Mario Party 8 - offensive language to blame?

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I got...

...mine when it was released over here (CH) mid June. First time I played the train game, I got to this poitn and guess what?! Neither me, my gf or anyone of the other 6 people sitting 'round the screen didn't give a flying rats ass!

It's supposed to be funny. Even it was badly translated. Period.

For all you lamers who are offendend: go and get a friggin sense of humour at www.engrish.com!

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Iraq base plans left on open servers

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Blast...

...you beat me to it. Damn meeting made me miss the first opportunity to use AYBABT since a long time ;-)

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(off searching for more plans)

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