Does it look just like a Telefunken U47?
It's cleaner than Mary and WAY more fun than Lucille...
Bet Obama knows what a pig with marital aids stuck all over it looks like.
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all the way through it.
You wouldn't steal a car...
No. It has a fecking alarm and, when I steal it I permanently deprive the owner of it. Which, incidentally, IS the definition of 'steal', isn't it ? Learn to speak honest English, too, you mendacious manipulative, greedy bastards.
Did some work at EMI years ago. Remember some middle-manager guy walking through the office talking to someone saying of higher management 'They're shitting themselves. Queen management are all over this.'
So yes, maybe a good shoeing from proper big boys would make her shut her pointless piehole.
Vapid Twat [homage to earlier posting]
And this is without a SIM, right? i.e. you got operator bills on top? No doubt plenty of halfwits will buy this.
Makes my 18-mo £34 quid a month HTC Desire HD contract look positively bargain basement. Even if I bought it a 32GB memory card.
That's £612 for the phone over 18 months. Oh and ALL calls (except 0845, etc), every text and all data, too. If someone can prove to El Reg they bought one of these off Expansys then they should get a special award.
(Special as in special needs, that is)
Hey Elmer -
I have a copy of the website here which my 12-year-old nephew has made in Word and he says it's very easy for you to turn it into a secure ecommerce-enabled multilingual site.
I can't pay you but I will tell everyone you did this and you will make lots of money from it
Thanks.
You become a shareholder with the intention of profiting
Everything you vote for is to increase your chance to profit
Therefore if plans were disclosed the expectation is to lose money not make it
Therefore the plans, or lack of, will cause the stock to tank
Therefore the stock should tank anyway.
Sell Sell Sell.
Dear trusted friend,
We are being experiencing legal troubles in sending your $4,000,000 remunerations to your banking address.
Please send fraud lawyers as urgency to expedite your swift payments
Trust in God we shall prevail
Your trusted friends
Olaide Taiwo and Olajumoke Ademuyiwa
A few thousand armed demonstrators excercising their right to bear arms wouldn't last long against a bank of military miniguns, teargas and skincinerator rays.
Then they'd be labelled terrorists and their families hunted till the end of time by the NSA/DHS or some other TLA.
The right to bear arms is already meaningless in the good ol US of A. You'll just get mown down by your Govt. for trying.
Big brother, cos his minigun is wayyyy bigger than yours
Go get the industry experience, the required know-how, solid respected references, a killer CV to distill it all for a client to browse through and put your income where your mouth is and go contract independantly.
If you have the ability.
Of course, this assumes you're in a career path that has any progression. 'Shop Assistant' really doesn't come up very often in the job boards and tender lists, so you may need to retrain as something useful/skilled, also.
First Direct still mandate using IE for Internet Banking Plus (ordinary internet banking works nicely on anything) which they defended as saying their site had been security tested etc, etc, which yes, is fine, until you factor in the actual browser itself is possibly compromised, not their site, and they don't have control of that.
Maybe someone at First Direct will even read this and get a clue.
... and then I woke up