Quick! Phone Dan Brown!
I thank you....
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I thank you....
If she's a hottie that's your perfect headline ;o)
That's a really old OTA protocol for SMS if I remember right (and got my acronyms right) which allows you to set a number of messages and the individual message's number in the sequence in the header of each SMS so your phone can reassemble it.
I'd really have thought Nokia or Moto would have had that one.
Plus it's bleedin' obvious, too, and I'd have thought it would be FRAND, also due to its commonality in every phone for the last 15-odd years? Maybe it's the WAY Microsoft did it, e.g. only on Tuesdays after a particularly satisfying bowel movement, that makes it different if not the same thing.
That's OK, the speed limit in the UK is 110mph on motorways
Errr.. isn't it ?
Wheatley and GladOS in homage to Portal, please?
Space. SpaceSpaceSpace. Spaaaace. Space.
I thank you.
I read something yesterday that Thompson valued it internally at $9.50/share so it could have a loooong way to drop yet.
Even $9.50 is way overpriced, imho... I'd value it seriously at maybe $2BN, sarcastically at about 37p which is still possibly more than I'd pay for the whole shebang though I can afford to lose 37p.
The real tragedy IMHO is that all these fuckers with 40BN dollars to squander in evaporating share prices would be better putting that kind of cash into advancing the human fucking race.
You know.. 40BN of medical research, space exploration, alternative energy, etc.
#Failbook cos it needs to trend. #Fraudbook even.
Big Meeja have had years to get over themselves and bring themselves into the online age.
Now they deserve the results of their failure to act, when everyone has been telling them to for a decade, to bite them squarely on the arse.
They both look ecstatically happy.
In the sketch the guy got into the cupboard/chest/etc whenever someone said 'mattress' I think and to get him out everyone else had to get into the fishtank and sing Jerusalem.
So yeah more of a getting into the tea-chest moment really, thinking about it, but the fishtank is a funnier image and no-one would have got the reference without that! (Apart from Hardline Python Fundamentalists, of course, who, it is rumoured, cannot suffer to see an image of a dead parrot ;o)
Facepalm for remembering it the wrong way round!
But I see them everywhere....
Seriously though, any religion that does the equivalent of putting it hands over its ears, closing its eyes and going LALALALALALALALA whenever something it doesn't like comes along needs to grow up, move out of the dark ages, etc, etc.
The Catholics would be stuffed if they hadn't matured past THAT particular stage ;o)
Perhaps they need to declare electroma-tricity the tool of the infidel and chuck all their comms gear out so they reduce their chance of accidentally having to do the equivalent of getting into the fishtank and singing Jerusalem (Monty Python ref for those not in the know)
Fail cos well, if you wanna live in the dark ages that's fine but don't expect to be able to do it with interwebs and mobile phones.
Like TV advertising where you can tie up broadcast times with web traffic, and Google ads where you have lots of data to correlate, Farcebork also provides some metrics, presumably.
So presumably the metrics GM are getting are nil/insignificant or maybe adverse data based on what their marketing conversion bods are working out vs cash spent.
There, you could have asked me (or pretty much anyone else) and saved all that time writing an article.
To paraphrase Team America...
We're America, fuck YOU
Or perhaps to paraphrase Doctor Who...
El Reg needs a $$ greed icon for this stuff!
The taxpayer is paying $5.2M less for NASA than they otherwise would be.
Whiners are so half-empty.
I might open a site selling second hand shirts, one previous bubble investor owner.
That is all
Not allowed within 50 miles of the UK.
Doubt you'd get 12 months for that
And if you don't?
Just guessing here but crims don't usually give that stuff up so easily do they?
Wouldn't they back it up in a room with no signal or a blocked signal to prevent e.g. the user remotely wiping their 'lost' phone when it connected to the network?
I suppose the sofwtare might encrypt the data retrieved with a key or some kind of MD5 verification to ensure that version remains untampered should it need to be compared to the original device in the future?
You'd bloody hope so, anyway.
Are they not worth the effort or are they really more secure than the naysayers would have us believe?
I don't believe they're not worth the effort, so...
To kindly remove themselves from the human gene pool.
Supreme court, isn't it ?
There. I said it.
Yeah there's maybe Intel chippery in some stuff, etc, you can't hope to avoid that kind of detail but give your money to Korea, Japan, India, etc ... they make perfectly good stuff.
If you don't support a company's behaviour/actions then stop funding it with purchases cos that's its oxygen, your money.
I'm with @Michelle, patents were meant to PROTECT innovation, not strangle it. I seriously hope Samsung hands Apple their own arse this year.
I have loads of activity on my G+ account and I post something most days, too. Also there's no bullshit 'Come and join me on my farm' or 'What kind of Koala are you?' invites.
Perhaps they were paid by Farcebork for that 'survey', to make FB look more important, or they just don't know how to use G+
Let the Farceborkers stay there, tending Koalapeople on their virtual farms. G+ is a much nicer place altogether.
Then why does their shit still display an uppercase keyboard and highlight letter when you're typing in lower case?
And yet again Piracy being equated to REAL LOST SALES for all those poor starving software houses.
I notice they didn't mention business
licensing piracy, maybe that wishful cash cow got turned into burgers so now it's blokes under 34 instead.
Fail. Well, it's the BSA, innit.
Is that like Tuesday everywhere else?
Like it's Australia's fault, somehow.
Pint. For all Aussies cos it's not their fault Apple are liars.
Here in the UK I'd do the same thing. The openly corrupt and self-serving UK government does extremely little to merit a tithe on my success.
I'd chuck UK citizenship away in a heartbeat if I could afford to move elsewhere, though it might be more financially expedient to just buy myself a member of the cabinet and maybe pay them 100th of the tax into a personal bank account to have the bill waived.
For Kneelie Kroes, please!
There's something seriously unpleasant about a business model based on suing people for shit you never had the brains to invent yourself. I should think about the only thing
IPTroll IPCOM created was jobs for lawyers.
There's a real need for agreement that if you're not utilising 'your' IP then you don't have the right to defend it or demand a license. In fact if you don't utilise it within 5 years of grant/acquisition it's voided and made fully open.
Actually a bunch of investors getting burnt by what, on the face of it, looks like an overvalued piece of trendy shit is possibly EXACTLY the kick in the arse they need.
Overvalued, more like.
Bubble, meet pin.
Another vote for this great app.
It's looks great and is the only media player I've found on 'doze (and Linux come to think of it) that easily lets you browse
standards-compliant non-Microsoft DLNA media servers.
Never got Mediatomb/Ushare to show up under VLC/Media Player/Rhythm Box/Banshee
Agreed but it's not like Apple didn't know they were going to make an ithing5 is it.
Why didn't they exercise due diligence over their own trademarks and register 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc way back.
Each side would seem to be as stupid as the other this time.
Given that the US will withdraw your .com on a whim I'd never buy one these days - .co.uk for me
I'm sure the .EU ruling is regarded as an act of terrorism or something by the pointyheads in the Pennergarrrrn. Fuck 'em.
I can switch from my current Manufacturer (HTC) to the Sammy S3 and still use all my installed stuff from the old phone.
Though I get that some people enjoy lock-in like some people get off on BDSM.
Android users aren't poor.
They just have smarter financial priorities.
OK, what's the betting on the next Cupertino move being...
C. None of the above
Seriously, not trolling.
Sounds like a bloody high fail rate for HD's
Maybe the pallet was dropped or maybe apple are just lying, they have plenty of previous in that respect.
I tried a Note for a weekend and it was great.
You feel like a cock talking on a phone that huge though... but if you're a bluetoother or micphones user then no prob. The S3 has more grunt though.
Awww Android is top stuff. At least you can change your preference of manufacturer and pretty much keep all your shizzle.
Unless you're using a picture of your nob to unlock your phone...
(And no. Not THAT kind of facial)
Cos it's subjective which is always a bit murky when you have playground bullies like Apple around who'd happily tie you up in court for a decade nit-picking over that.
Mind you, they had the good sense to also not call it '4G', too.
Well I did read something recently (on El Reg?) that the Exynos 4 is almost 2x as powerful for 20% less juice which is a fine feat of engineering, so dependant upon how much juice the eye tracking and voice commanding takes up combined with that screen it could be like an S2 or maybe a bit better on battery...
Will have to wait for the hands on reviews, natch.
I know I keep saying it but hell, maybe if it's said enough...
Fuck the cinema, save the money for buying it secondhand when it's out on dvd/bd and put the rest to a 43" TV for your wall & surround if you don't yet have it. Don't feed Hollywood.
If everyone buys one thing secondhand instead of new you halve their revenue cos they had the initial sale but not the second one, but YOU still get the same media at the same quality. There's only one bunch of people funding these bastards and that's the customers. So stop it.
For generally being self-serving duplicitous bastards as a nation.
Aye, and buy your digital media secondhand where it makes no odds to you.
It's not really the ISP's fault, they have a court order to comply with. Starve Big Media of your cash instead.