2761 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007
"rendering the iPhone 4S merely a more expensive iPhone 4"
The defence rests, Your Honour.
PARIS ? Personal Assistant & Rapid Intelligent Search ?
We technical types will become elite again, as everyone puts their crap into the cloud and gets nothing done with it because all they have is a stupid bloody tablet to access it with and it can only do email, calendar, misunderstand your speech and angry birds and the other 50% of it only works in the USA.
No-one will know what applications actually are any more ;o)
Putting my rates up in 2013!
Re: ROFL at this...
At least we're not seeing mindless ASUS Transformer stories everywhere every day.
We just registered with the Mail Preference Service and the Telephone Preference Service - virtually zero junk either down the phone or through the door.
Anyone calls with unsolicited crap then they get this treatment which provides a perverse sense of smug satisfaction... http://focusrite.livejournal.com/1627.html
Pint for everyone!
Set your outbound CLI to a premium rate number and wait for marks to call back to see who you were.
Bung the inbound return call into a call queue saying "We're busy but value your call", etc and you can rack up a lot of moolah quite quickly and for very little outlay.
800A ?? Shocking (eeew crap pun)
On my old Honda the starter motor fuse is 60A, dunno what the Jag is, will be more but I'm pretty sure you don't need 800 amps to turn a V8 over, either. Unless you mean *literally* flip it over...!
Thought as much. Shame as maintaining an ignitable compressed mixture at TDC could be a pretty efficient stop-start strategy. No good for diesel, though, either I spose.
Hohum, back to the drawing board!
I always wondered what stop-start cars did when stuck on the M1 for an hour.. do they really restart the engine every 2 car lengths and are they clever enough to know when stopping it means it might not have the juice to restart it?
Now I don't know how tight a seal the piston rings make but I'd have thought stopping the engine with a cylinder fully injected at top-dead-centre would perhaps allow you to restart the engine by kicking a spark into that cylinder if the engine was warm, rather than cranking the starter motor, allowing for many more restarts. Maybe the fuel vapour condenses too fast in the cylinder when left unignited.
Perhaps that's how they work. Dunno.. Ramble ramble
Re: Maybe Proview got that ban in the end
Hence use of the word 'maybe' as in 'it's a possibility though as yet unverified'
Maybe Proview got that ban in the end
Or maybe someone @ apple thinks the Wii demand model is still sensible.
Or maybe they think they can drag sales out to overlap Samsung releases to dilute Samsung's sales
Or maybe they screwed up again. Fail.
Bombardier & trains, anyone?
F'ing Citibank (bit off topic)
What annoys me most about Citibank is that's where I have to pay my VAT.
HMRC have ditched their Bank of England account and gone with Citibank. Nothing quite says 'we don't give a stuff about the economy' quite as much as all the VAT in the country being stored in the USA....
I'd have thought it was against the national interest to have that much UK money stored with a foreign interest.
Fail cos well, it's uk.gov, innit
The great fresh smell of
An opportunity to grab patents you want to use to kick other companies around with.
I hope Canon buys the lot.
But does this 4G work outside the USA?
We must know!
Re: Are they doing a sony?
Locked to a **USER** on a console with the option to buy 'cheap' keys for the other console users, mark my words...
The games market will tank, surely.
I predicted this a coupla months ago, the destruction of the 2nd hand game market.
So, they're going to halve the price of the games now every copy is a sale?
Yeah right. They'll get dearer.
Re: I was..
Doesn't that make it 'Arse-Us' in Americaland ?
I say Ay-sus, not knowing any better until 3 minutes ago...
"the Sun may be headed into a lengthy quiet period"
If it gets colder the Warmists won't like that...
Imagine virtually conclusive proof that the gimungous nuclear reactor at the centre of our solar system could affect the temperature of our planet...
They got it wrong.
At least it seems to work outside the USA...
That's an improvement.
When you consider the bullshit the Daily Mail are spouting about it today..
!!!!!!FOUR TIMES FASTER!!!!!!
Scrshot sent to El Reg
If he brings an creatures back...
Won't they explode from suddenly not having 1 tonne/cm2 pressure on their exterior?
Humans get messy enough when they get just 15psi (apprx 1 bar) less exterior pressure (outer space)
I'll hang on for a Samsung Galaxy S3 I think (yes I know that's a phone). It'll be a free upgrade from Vodafone.
Then I'll have something nice and fast to play with while I assess a Transformer Infinity to see if it'll replace a laptop.
Seriously. That's a shit revision for a lot of money, it should've been called the iPad 2s
No digital tuning?
Surely the LTE module/chip is digitally tunable? Perhaps the cheap ones aren't or something.
Or maybe the antenna's are too band-specific, 700-800 is quite a difference in RF and we know what apple are like with antenna design...
You mean there's "stuff" outside of America?
Say it ain't so!
So it's OK for the gov to steal royalties from starving artisans but not joe public when a rich (and generous-to-politicans) corporation gets its shit downloaded by Joe Public who may never actually have bought it otherwise anyway...
Tidy, as they say in the Western Land of the Druids
" because just once"
So, actually, a fabulous-tastic advertisement for TOR for free
Re: In essence...
Abacus - Calculator
Dare I venture...
The iPad Meh-s
If they'd called it the iPad2s the meme would be complete...
Perhaps a video of baristas queueing outside a store would be appropriate also?
"abandon its policy"
So it now thinks it's more profitable to settle/play ball than sue.
Presumably either they've identified a gaping infringement liability in their stuff, realised they risk getting a shedload of patent invalidated or have noticed that a lot of people are being put off buying apple stuff by, errr... apple.
They don't strike me as a company that would play fair when there was $50 profit to be made.
Snickers is completely pointless
Jordan doubly so
(Props to Douglas Adams, posthumous pint)
the legal hoops HR have to go through in the process of making people redundant, consultation phases are mandatory, I believe, as are a few other things and all these things have to be seen and documented to be done before you can actually make people redundant otherwise you leave yourself open for unfair dismissal or a bunch of other no-win-no-fee lawyering from the dismissed.
How did they identify the perps? Did they have static IP's or something?
Or perhaps this is how long DHCP records are kept for (at least...), which is somewhat revealing
But they DO innovate
And remember this is me, Mr Confirmed Apple Hater saying this.
They have surely made made innovative leaps in the discipline of patent <strike>trolling</strike> lawyering.
Politicians need privacy
To do the self-serving sneaky shit they do without fear of being outed.
Can you actually get a Doctorate in disingenuity these days cos they all seem to have one.
Sue Clare Rayner
For her PantyPads with wings
You said 'mobe' ...
Re: Apple - pay attention
There is however quite a large amount of 'World' outside the US...
For real, seriously.
Re: Apple - pay attention
Or buy an Android phone and install Evi on that instead.
It. Just. Works.
I should think it reasonable
For a UK user to have their 'Can Search Maps' app to search UK maps.
Especially as their device knows they're in the UK, speaking 'British' English (if they ever had the choice), etc.
I bet it installs stuff in French in France so to assume your device is properly localised is a reasonable thing.
It's half an application. So much for magical/revolutionary/whatever.
Re: As opposed to the 'muffin top apocalypse', a side-effect of increased obesity rates.
Hahah yeah, I interpreted the headline as meaning fat chicks in jeans two sizes too small, too...
Shame someone can't actually fix that...
Anyone want to co-found a 'Take More Pride in Your Appearance' Quango/Research Unit ? Should be able to bag some uk.gov pork for 'studies' and 'awareness'... (pun intended)
So what does EU get as a quid pro quo from the USA?
Cock in arse.
Re: Re: America...
Oh I got the Team America reference alrighty...
Probably because they still own us after we hired them as cannon fodder in the second world war with a load of our gold and all of our US-based international interests...
Oh, and because our government has been spineless and suckup for decades now.
It's the 'Special Relationship' that the UK 'enjoys' with the USA
Re: Any with more info on this?
Yep, I should think all those TLD's are now subject to the whims of crazy puritanical God-Botherers and other influencers like Pharma, Media and anyone else with the money to buy legislation.
Always register a .co.uk local style domain as well
Or perhaps more simply...
It's 'No space left on device'
I struggle to watch Eastenders from the live broadcast.
When I say 'struggle' I mean 'sit through' ...
- JLaw, Kate Upton exposed in celeb nude pics hack
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Twitter declines to deny JLaw tweet scrubdown after alleged iCloud NAKED PHOTOS hack