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Study finds water cycle accelerating with warming

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Meh

So ?

Is this why the Himalayan glaciers are also going in the opposite direction to the doomsayers' predictions?

Perhaps the evaporate is just ending up there.

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HP and Epic 'preferred bidders' for UK eHospital plan

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WTF?

So, EDS, effectively

Why do govt projects ever go back to EDS (now borg'd by HP)?

Is everyone else THAT much shitter than even they are?

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Predatory IP threatening the progress of open innovation

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Surely all you need

Is documentary proof that the patent owner is actively taking steps to implement the designs outlined which could reasonably easily be established, you'd think.

If not then until such time as they can show they ARE implementing their own IP then they don't get to defend it.

Real patent holders (note, not 'real patents' as in proper non-obvious and manly inventorising, snigger) like Apple, Google, IBM, Samsung, General Motors, etc are obviously using their portfolio but the Trolls are another matter and only exist to bend over 'legitimate' businesses for their lunch money. The law currently allows it, yes, but that doesn't mean that it should.

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Oz court blows away cloud PVRs

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You'd have thought

Something like TV Now would make a 'jolly good' service addon if bought by Foxtel....

Mind you, that would involve a large corp thinking about its customers as 'those who make its continued existence possible' instead of 'revenue stream'

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EU privacy body slams ACTA as 'unacceptable'

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Re: About bloody time

'Lord' Mandelson needs a stout kick in *&^$%&, then, if he's part of our last line of defence from the self-interested, self-funding NIMBY's in the Commons.

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Re: About bloody time

Trained most of the world's top chefs, too ... they all do a stint in Paris, mostly.

So add 'tasty food' to that, too :oD

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Big Brother

Keep the population scared

and denounce the naysayers as anti-patriotic

... to paraphrase Goebels (or was it Goerring?)

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Childcatcher

Yes they are.

Peter Mandelson's blatant IP u-turn following a luxury paid-for holiday with Peter Geffen serves as a near-perfect example of politics bought & paid for.

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'Apple will coast, and then decelerate' says Forrester CEO

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Re: Huh?

VHS / BETAMAX - one had the better marketing.

That is all.

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IPCom's 'priority call' patent ruled too broad, world+dog faints

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FAIL

Best news I've read all week.

"So far, of 62 IPCom patents that have come to judgment, none has been found valid as granted"

IPCOM must be the world's worst patent troll.

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Samsung heralds quad-core chip 'first'

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Whether you like Samsung or not

That's a pretty good demonstration of Moore's law right there... it might be harder to apply it to x86 architecture these days but I'd not be surprised to see some of these chips in more 'computery' roles (as opposed to mobile widgetry). I wonder if a normal ARM compiler is good for the job or it needs a special one.

2x the grunt for 80% of the power. nice. That SG3 will go like a nutter.

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Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

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Re: go traditional

Ahhh, dancing the Tyburn Jig ;o)

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Re: Put them to good use

Have you not seen those films where the strangler's hand get transplanted, etc?

By crikey!

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Bring back The Games

Yep, Gladiatorial combat Running Man style

I also advocate this for footballist fans hooligans... one field with a 25ft electric fence, Arsehole City fans enter from one side while Rapist United fans enter from the other. Big box of bats and machetes in the middle.

Last one standing goes through to the next round.

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Crytek: Schemes to strike second-hand games biz 'awesome'

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FAIL

I got some second hand food he can have

I only ate it 16 hours ago, it's fairly 'fresh'.

I'm a big fan of buying secondhand as a 'legal method' of sticking it to The Man (i.e. Big Media), as in general He does so little to deserve the money, so if I can't buy cheap secondhand games on the next gen of consoles then I spose I'll be sticking with my PS3 and 360 for a good while yet.

Ironic, really, games are the media I buy most from new, when I do. Bullet meet foot.

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Tim Cook rejects Apple's old business model of suing everyone

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Re: Inventing

Yeah it is a shame but it's useful to be reminded I guess.

Apple are a Corporation so I doubt they'd change course in their actions unless they thought it would be net-positive to profit/reputation/brand/etc - maybe they're worried their OCD litigation is starting to harm their image and impinge on sales... Oh and the Galaxy Siii is possibly due to be unveiled next week, too, quel coincidence.

Cynical? Where shareholders are involved you betcha.

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Inventing

Soooooo what did Apple invent in smartphones...

Not the touchscreen, that was Samsung, LG, etc

Not 3G, that had been around for ages before it finally made it into the 3GS

Not phone cameras, Nokia had those for yonks

Not recording videos on your phone cameras, Nokia again

Not GPS

Not Wifi

Not CDMA

Not GPRS

Not HSPA

Not 4G

Not Siri (came from Nuance)

So, yeah if everyone stops being sued and gets back to inventing stuff they'll have something new they can put into the iphone5. Invented by people they stopped suing who could finally get back to working on cool shit (tm).

Oh hang they reckon they did invent something... Slide to unlock. (Though I still reckon the bolt on my garden gate, etc....) and possibly litigation as a method of screwing over your competitors when their shit starts to be perceived as better/cooler/slicker than yours (till you realise you need them to do all that inventing for you and you should 'settle').

Oh and that awful bloody connector iThings use so you have to pay 25 quid for a cable if you lose it.

Yeah. Inflammatory, also, but hey that's what the troll icon's for...

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Google motors into cloud storage with Drive

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Yeah but

it's not like uk.gov won't gleefully play the bend-over game when the NSA/DHS/CIA sends them a sniffy email.

Other EU states might tell them to walk, perhaps. If you don't want yer data given a proctological by The State then keep it off the interwebs entirely.

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Number-munching clouds are godsend for cybercrooks - experts

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Re: Yes, think different...

Ah but they don't have the bandwidth of a hacked box in an ISP/datacentre, which is likely why they don't.

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Stop

Whining about other people causing the problem

Is not a substitute for addressing it.

Otherwise I could do my whole damned job powered solely by email and righteous indignation and charge 4x the rate.

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Gaia scientist Lovelock: 'I was WRONG and alarmist on climate'

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He's obviously a heretic of some sort

Cue the Warmologists saying 'cue the deniers' as usual, One True Religion and all that guff.

What do they do with Warmology Heretics, anyway. Not like it's environmentally friendly to burn them at stakes, is it, now?

Perhaps they beat them with Hockey Sticks.

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Apple sued for every touchscreen device by Flatworld prof

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Google should buy the patent from him

Or maybe Samsung.

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Arctic Ocean may be releasing its methane

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Re: wow someone tell Lewis

Classic stuff. Only the true believers can be right.

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A group of researchers has

realised they're running out of their current Warmologist budget and are trying to justify the next one.

Yeah, cynical, I know. Coat got.

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EU-US name-swap deal actually gives passengers MORE privacy

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Re: Cock in arse

Haha yes :o)

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And what do the US give us?

Oh yeah. Cock in arse.

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Post-iiNet ISPs may celebrate, but hosts should fret

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Joke

So if I accuse Big Media

Of being total fecking arseclowns and they don't mend their ways, I can argue that they're are authorising Arseclownage so long as I sent them a document outlining how, in my opinion, they're doing it.

Now I just need to construct a case round that argument somehow...

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Megaupload case near collapse: report

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FAIL

Just goes to show

That riding into town shootin' yer six-gun in the air still makes you look like a fucking idiot and a bully.

Which is most of the USA'a history really apart from ex Nazi Rocket Scientist's firing shit at the moon.

I hope Dotcom, irrespective of his likeability, gets some compo for this. Just to rub salt in.

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Metallic Glass iPhone 5 to battle pottery Samsung Galaxy S3

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11 Million

Sounds fecking cheap (or a ripoff) for a worldwide exclusive deal for consumer electronics.

Was someone a bit starstruck by the Apple name during that deal ?

Cue angry shareholders, etc.

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Samsung smacks Apple back with 8-patent knuckleduster

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under investigation by the EU

Which equally means their claims may turn out to be upheld, also.

It ain't done till it's done

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iiNet wins High Court trial

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AFACT

Against Fairness, Advocating Copyright Trolling

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ISPs facing global clamp down on piracy

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AFACT is now painting the decision

as proof that Copyright law needs change to work the way they want it to.

Buy your media secondhand (while THAT is still legal...)

Good on iiNet, though.

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ISPs torch UK.gov's smut-blocking master plan

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Why is it anyone's job to protect the children

Other than the parents.

In our house, at least, we accept that as parents it's our responsibility to raise the kids ourselves and teach them right from wrong and smart from stupid.

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US judge orders Apple, Samsung CEOs to get a room

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Winner stays on

That should do it...

One gets killed by the other, the victor remains to cagefight the next one through the door :o)

Repeat until David Attenborough makes a program about the 'Incredibly rare and shy Lawyeris Patentis which is on the verge of extinction'

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WTF?

anecdotes about his vacation in Spain

Icon says it all.

Oh, and 'Assclowns'.

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Wasteland sequel given $3m green light

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Wasteland and Pebble

Two huge successes via Kickstarter.

Nice to see you _can_ stick it to the man. (not to say that The Man didn't stick some pledge in I suppose)

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Chinese and US military square off for cyber war games

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represent a “genuine risk”

And I bet I know which company offered to help mitigate that risk. For an appropriate fee.

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Oracle v Google could clear way for copyright on languages, APIs

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I think I see where they're going

Couldn't get a patent on that process but I own the copyright so I'm still entitled to some monetary relief from your use of it.

It's the ultimate trolling tool they're trying to get written into law.

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Pew study finds one in five Americans still won't go online

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Joke

20% of the USA is Amish?

Seriously?

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Google finally secures gmail.de domain

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FAIL

Hahaha

What a fabulous way to lose 1/4M spondoolicks. Complete and utter greedfail. I doubt anything he was doing on the domain, if anything, made that much.

If he'd died it'd be a first class Darwin.

(I wonder if he had google ads on it.. lol)

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Apple fights off ebook suit with anti-Amazon defence

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Joke

Not forgetting

IP Lawyers love kittens!

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Mitt Romney, Business Friendly

Yeah I wonder if that might turn out to be Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, Massive Dynamic General Dynamics and their warmongering pals?

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Himalayan glaciers actually GAINING ice, space scans show

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Then lets take the financial incentive away

And see if the results change.

That's a nice scientific approach don't you think?

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Dreary conspiracy

Which one, the one you suspect is going on when some high grade science opposing your opinion comes out or the Warmologists?

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Re: Doesnt matter

Yeah cos it'll get warmer SOMETIME and it's your fault TODAY.

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Larry vs Larry: Oracle and Google in courtroom smackdown

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Is Java free, though?

I know we all think it is but is it actually in writing from SUN anywhere as it would seem moronic for Oracle to even bring the case otherwise.

Presumably the Java 'License' has some anti-free wordage which Oracle are basing this on or something else sneaky, nasty and tricksy like those Hobbitses.

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ISPs should get 'up to' full fee for 'up to' broadband

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Surely it's not so hard

To charge people on their sync rate, so if you get 'upto' 8Mbit in your area but your router syncs at 4Mbit (due to your crappy aluminium connections, being far from the exchange, etc) then you pay half the 8MBit price for the duration of that link.

Internet's not expensive but there's defo a case to be answered in there somewhere.

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If Google's only taking a COPY of your personality, why worry?

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Big Brother

One thing that needs sorting out...

Is your privacy when a company is holding your data.

If someone somewhere agrees that we all have privacy over own own stuff we want kept private (a foregone, you'd think but govt's don't like that stuff) then...

The law should extend to organisations holding data you have provided and indicated you want kept private. e.g. Facebook profiles (hide from search, visible to friends, e.g. authorised people, only). So it should enforce that privacy except that the Met/whomever don't need a warrant to ransack your FB data (in they same way as they would your house), they only need to ask FB's tech people to 'co-operate with an investigation' which they likely will.

So one aspect of the problem is the enforcement of privacy (or lack of by people in power who decide that might inconvenience them). Your so-called 'privacy' rights should be extended to all dimensions of your life if any at all. Which means the ICO needs to tell companies that they do NOT own your data, they merely store it on your behalf. Which then means they need to mandate they store UK peoples' data (for example) in a UK jurisdiction so it can be enforced and that they never 'extradite' the data to storage in jurisdictions with weaker rules.

Can't see that coming into being any time soon, can you?

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Fate of punters' Megaupload files to be thrashed out in court

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Why isn't it evidence?

Or is evidence just stuff that supports the MAFIAA plaintiff and 'bloody inconvenient' is anything that may support the defendant?

I'd have thought in the civilised world (e.g. anywhere east of Newfoundland) that legit files were evidence for the defence team.

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Euro climate probe Envisat silenced, boffins baffled

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Conspiracy!

Evidently it uncovered warmologically inconvenient truths...

Cue suspenseful musical stuff...

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