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No. You are obvious and invalid. Goodbye.
2829 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007
No. You are obvious and invalid. Goodbye.
But it's still a shitload more preferable to what we're left with after your banking policies.
You're not referring to Luch Koh and her massive alleged hoard of Fapple gadgetry, surely?
... based from news I read elsewhere, the plan might be to sue Google over patents under (presumably) Microsoft's background puppeteering instructions.
Actually, if the judge can be shown to own an pihone, ipad and maybe a mac thing of some sort could that be used to show predujice/bias?
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It's the Anthropogenic aspect people are questioning, I don't think anyone questions some natural cycle may be taking place.
I'm not so sure that the NZ side didn't do a little 'fuck america' creative sabotage...
It's easy to envision the FBI/whomever charging in shooting their sixguns in the air but for the NZ side to screw up as well on something basic like a warrant?
Do NZ have black helicopters?
And an agreement they never reciprocated upon
Yeah the gleeful sycophantic rubbing of hands whenever the 'Special Relationship' is mentioned.
I tell ya, when I'm Prime Minister... etc, etc
It's a US court, they'll do whatever they fancy if they think they can get away with it to prosecute Johnny Foreigner
The Sun estimates that Len McCluskey gets £149,312 a year, made up of a salary of £97,677 plus £51,635 in benefits.
Yeah it's the SUN, but that doesn't mean they're far off the mark.
As presumably M$ haven't paid up yet due to its 'ongoing' nature?
Best of British to it!
baristas rich, successful, desirable people aren't they?
Marketing never lies, after all.
_Waves at AC, pre-emptively_
I hope they don't forget to descend the final ~7 metres or they'll do a 'nukular pillinger'!
They need to want to learn first.
Disagree with US policy? Own an iThing or a Ford car (etc, etc)? You helped fund them.
(Yes, yes to the pedants who're doubtless warming their trollflames, your Taiwanese PC might contain an intel chip, don't bother going there. Your iThing or Ford probably has Korean memory, too, and so on.)
Errr.. DHCP ?
Nightly router reboots, etc.
Not. It gets MAC ones.
Maybe PC makers will start saying they don't get MAC viruses or something - marketing departments really don't think further than the next line of copy, do they. I guess that's why they're marketing depts though.
So, you open a web page hosted in the UK and that web page is now published in your country?
So, by extension...
You order a magazine from the UK which isn't printed in your country and as soon as it arrives through your letterbox it's published in your country.
Did it read like that to anyone else?
They're gonna be offline by the weekend methinks.
When their mortages are reliant on grants for saying the world's ending.
Something the UEA's CRU is famous for
Looks like I got me an antifan.
And buy the lot, assuming they still can at this point, giving Apple a much harder target to browbeat.
Which surely would also have been the time to decide whether or not that was a valid argument.
If you don't have to fork over stuff then don't.
Can someone give Texas their dolly back, it seems to have fallen out of the pram.
We'll wheel out our nans to gum them into submission!
Come & give Granny a nice kiss...
Don't care that.....
While they have the ability to bomb 'freedom' into you on a whim.
Plus who the hell would Hollywood pay their kickbacks to if no US senators had any influence over intertube policy?
If say overnight you kittens decide to play pretend-its-a-mouse with your BD of Prometheus you're fine, because you can still watch the STANDARD DEFINITION version online?
WTF is that. If you buy a BD you want a BD quality download, too. I'm sure most people will think of it more as a cloud movie backup thing than a library. After all, they HAVE the disc, right? I get that maybe sometime in a distant Utopian future Big Media will allow online purchases of UV-only media (when they finally move their biz model into the 3rd millennium), sure, but that would make it even MORE important to have top-quality rips available, yes?
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me compared to other options of getting 'standard definition' movies.
Quel coincidence... or is it
What an Appleist
Does Xenophobia extend to gadget preference these days? Like I give a toss about what you think anyway.
AC ... AssClown.
I wonder, if you drop the phone on is bottom edge, if it beknackers the mic and could cause this...
Phone on seat or otherwise not in car holder, sudden braking... boof.
Not about to test on mine though you others feel free and let us know!
Slow day, need some excitement. Bloody thing's just working properly, no smoke, flames or kabooms.
Most disappointing. Well, from the excitement point of view, excellent news from the not-having-to-get-the-bloody-thing-fixed point of view.
Those marks are almost certainly from sustained high temperature rather than an EXPLOSION!!!! as the case looks melted and the markings aren't as linear as you'd expect from a sudden blast of some sort, looks like soot from smoke not debris/shrapnel from a kaboom moment. Look a lot like the phone was vertical when it happened too as the smoke drifted upwards.
When a semiconductor goes boom it really looks like a tiny (or not so, depending on the component) explosion took place with straight lines radiating out from the centre.
My 2-penn'th, anyway. Been a while siince I fixed any blowedy-uppy gear.
Counters the Apple fanboi, in all probability ;o)
The 'Bad Apples', surely!
That would maybe be more of a charger fault for not being current-limited.
Of course it depends what it was actually plugged into at the time, going on the assumption it was, as it could be anything from the official Sammy charger to some hokey non-standard Chinese cheapo USB hub with its own crappy PSU delivering as much current as requested.
You really think we don't know Foxconn has >1 customer???
Foxconn and Apple would seem to richly deserve each other.
That's a huge fail.
On a scale of zero to Linked-in password storage that's right up there.
Utter lunatic assclowns.
Yep. Innovation (as in the real kind)
Tell us all you're joshing, surely?
Every fanboi that checks through that list will come across one of the items and think...
Yeah that's awful tat but you know, that one thing is actually kinda cool, I might just order it...
Presumably he's not supposed to leave the country either. The Embassy is technically Ecuador, is it not, 24 hours a day?
I wonder how long after the phonecall from the USA they came up with this one. Anyway he's fleeing persecution now, and I'm sure UK.gov needs that 200k badly.
I used to build my centre forward up and just have him muller through the opposition in a straight line all the way through to the goalie then slam the ball in for good measure :o)
There was a throw you could do to bounce the ball of the electrifier so it went along the side through any opponents and round the multiplier loop, too. Most effective!
Must have destroyed 4 Kempston Pro joysticks.
Ice Cream, Ice Cream!
Else it's going nowhere.
He can't read or write, can he?
Of course. By the CIA after having his tequila spiked with GHB. OK, maybe just 'unconscious'.
"Strewth, mate, imagine my surprise when I woke in in Guantanamo"
It's a rape case on paper (that's already been chucked out once then reinstated, but that's just the documented part that people can see). The Yanks want him out of sheer embarrassment and spite cos Hell hath no fury like a Government that failed to keep a secret which got out.
Oh yeah cos Apple 'innovate', we all forgot that one, if that's what you call rearranging other people's innovations in a different order and charging 30% on it.