* Posts by g e

2806 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007

Android games console scheme nets $2.5m

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XBMC?

That's enough to sell me one of these things, if it's ported...

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Top spook: ISP black boxes NOT key to UK's web-snoop plan

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"by 2018 that that gap could be tightened"

Exactly what I was about to say.

SSH tunnels it is then. Unless they want to ban SSH too and grind all internet work to a halt in the UK.

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Megaupload's founder downloads on Hollywood

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Re: Marmite man...

Both sides are arseholes in this, it comes down to which arsehole you think is biggest and therefore support (if at all) the lesser arsehole.

So dotcom gets my thumbs up (no, that's not a euphemism)

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Climate was HOTTER in Roman, medieval times than now: Study

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The alarmist scientists know

Cos they have 'Scientist' in their job title so they must be right and anyone expressing a less than cultist line on Anthropogenic Climate Change is a heretic.

Take the financial controls/motivations out of the equation and see what 'science' comes out of it then.

That graph/chart has a wave in it that's clear to even the mostly doggedly myopic Anthropogenic advocate and it's peaking around nowish again.

Unless of course scientists are really High Priests in this field and so these (heretic) scientists aren't as competent as the pro-anthropogenic scientists (who have The Faith, of course). In which case the Flying Spaghetti Monster may as well be invoked too (bless His noodly appendages).

Or perhaps Lewis drew the graph, too, who knows?

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Google fattens up Android devs with Jelly Bean sauce

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Still doesn't mean

That Samsung, LG, SONY, etc don't have the source code, just means that Google are able to release faster, surely? They'd know the OS best of anyone (you'd hope) and they'll have their own family of devices in house to test on as they develop, too.

Sounds about right that it should become ready devices they have the most access to first, doesn't it? Samsung should presumably be in a good position cos of the Nexus, assuming they're doing the work on that (which they might not be as it's Google branded)

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Cerner questions Epic win for Cambridge patient records

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Perhaps

Someone has finally realised cheapest is not best.

Or maybe they're just trousering a few mil in kickback after all...

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Anonymous hack hands WikiLeaks TWO MILLION Syrian emails

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Right then

Let's see the USA cry foul over THIS data set, then.

Perhaps they'll get round to that after they've copied & read it through a few times....

Pots, Kettles...

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ACTA can't get its act together

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"not borne out by the facts"

In fact I have rearranged the facts into a more pleasing set of facts which are nowhere as inconvenient to me.

Welcome to my world. La-la-la-la-la

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Burnt Samsung Galaxy S III singed by external source, probe reveals

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Rice

Tip top Top Tip

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Android Trojan leaves 100,000 users out of pocket

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Re: What is the name of the app

The lack of information raises the validity of the report like the recent Microsoft fake email report which turned out to be entirely possible to be an email faked in Notepad that originated from anywhere....

If you got the dirt then dish it and act smug like you're protecting all humanity

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Re: YAY more Android FUD stories

Having said that there was a report of another Android trojan over the weekend, not good.

Also found in IOS App Store...

Fanbois your clock's been ticking and no-one even heard it... Glad I stick with the 'only install it if you really need it' approach I use with all computer gear.

Having said that I don't know why Google don't allow users to individually grant/revoke privileges to apps regardless of whether it knackers the app functionality or not. For instance revoke GPS access to the Facebook app, it's always turning the GPS icon on. I could turn GPS off globally but it's handy for satnav...

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Lowery: The blue-collar musician at the eye of the copyright storm

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TLDR

Although in fairness I got about half way down page 1 then scan read the rest.

Is it me or did Lowery miss the point that pretty much the only route for money to reach these starving musicians is through the greedy megacorps?

There's a huge number of talented musicians working their arses off every day to eke out an existence doing what they love best but if the only 'router' of funds to them is a massive self-interested corporation that had been greeding it in for years with adversely-worded contracts, 'breakage' and 'recoupment' then actually the megacorp is the point of failure for raising the lifestyles of the muso's, surely?

I'd much rather send thirty quid to the Ozric Tentacles directly and download all their albums than £240 to get the same remuneration to them via a £210 kickback to a record company. At least, if I hadn't pretty much got all their stuff via the expensive route already. DOH.

I think the root of the whole issue lies with the megacorps they're....

Lazy - don't deserve my money

Litigious - Aggression breeds comtempt

Viewed as being in the 1% - general social fail at the moment

Greedy - Permanent social fail, all the time

Petty - If you're going to be like that I'll keep my money

Vindictive - I refuse to support that behaviour with my money

Prehistoric - Up your game and I might buy something

Protectionist - Your protect your income and I'll protect mine - by hanging on to it

If even you don't agree with all those descriptions you really only need to agree with any three of them to understand that the main barrier to well-earned revenue flowing to artists is these companies themselves. Yet no-one has yet come up with a credible alternative, either, at least perhaps one that hasn't been crushed into the dirt by these companies anyway. Sure the downloaders are denying musicians income in ways they don't realise (musicians do still get paid mechanicals on downloads, right? That's a direct financial loss to them) and many of these downloaders/rippers/seeders view it as a lifestyle if not some odd sort of career, it's also a lie to call a download a lost sale, too. While megacorps continue to behave and be perceived as they are now then they will still be the single greatest barrier to artists' income for the foreseeable.

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Gamers bereft as Xbox Live takes a dive

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Maybe it was an Android botnet

Oh hang on that was actually bullshit... and Terry Zink turned out to be Rinky-Dink

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18734852

Maybe the same guys run XBL as do their email forensics...

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Google denies Redmond report of a spamming Android botnet

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Re: Quality technical prowess from MonkeySoft again

LOL

AC - Apple Cultist

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Re: More news from Sophos

Yeah I was thinking Mobile Operator IP's should be a good indicator but... 90% of the time my droidphone is on a wifi connection of some sort and I'm sure I'm far from being the only one, so is it really a reliable indicator or a red herring / FUD / smokescreen.

There may well be a botnet that can use droidphones of course but that it originated from Microsoft is a key dodgy factor, the BBC spouting tech drivel verbatim is no help and, sadly, par for the course for them.

I'm sure google will have requested these alleged emails from the MS PR department for analysis by now so we'll have to wait and see I spose.

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Quality technical prowess from MonkeySoft again

FROM: Kinky Steve <sballmer@micorosoft.com>

TO: sales@recipient.com

X-FAKEHEADER: Originated by spambot on Microsoft Exchange j00 iz pwned

Please buy some cock pills from me.

a href="http://steveballmerscockpills.vnj.ru/49tyaihg8we98yu4" You can trust Microsoft /a

Sent from my Windows Mobile

Yeab BUT it says sent from my Windows Mobile at the bottom. Only Microsoft phones can do that.

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Texas Higgs hunters mourn the particle that got away

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Re: So precisely do we benefit from discovering higgs?

Yes, you are

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Aha! The Friday Portal reference!

Sour Grapes

Incendiary Lemons!

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Re: Is it just me

I remember lasers bein gdubbed 'a solution looking for a problem' - for a period of time it seemed you could apply a frikkin' laser to almost anything.

Downstairs where I'm currently working they have a big frikkin' laser behind a door marked 'Femto-second laboratory'. I think that's where they bottle really really small amounts of time for busy people who want to get things done very quickly... or something.

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Re: Shouldn't have called it the "God" particle

In an election year, if SSC *had* found it they'd have called it the GOP particle...

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Change of direction

It's all about military industrial for now. They're still world leaders in varieties of methods of spying on people and killing them.

And really, how far would Texas have got without reading any LHC papers to narrow their search, anyway?

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Libya's new rulers fire up Gaddafi's surveillance tech

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I wouldn't mind doing a little monitoring of my own....

Thank you, Will Smith...

(Enemy of the State in case you needed telling)

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'Apple is corrupting App Store downloads', warn angry devs

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Re: Good Ol' Apple

But don't you dare say anything uncomplimentary about us in return. We'll fuck you up.

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Re: Ok, a radical option...

Because they shouldn't have to

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Europe's prang-phone-in-every-car to cost €5m per life saved

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in the UK, our roads are already among the safest in the world

Not that you'd think it, based on how much we're raped for car insurance by fat opera singers and their ilk.

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Big media little iPad stories suggest Apple is cranking up the spin cycle

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Google Nexus 7

Once more, Fapple saved a rival company mucho advertising dollah for the coverage this gadget's received

Google should write them a thank you note like Samsung did.

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Japan Anonymous aims to fight download law by picking up litter

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Re: Copyright Infringement Capital Crime

Yep cos the politicians take kickbacks and are now owned by the megacorps unless they want a sudden change of lifestyle.

Even today with open political corruption as good as actually being a reality TV show we still make the mistake of thinking politicians work for us and not themselves.

A politician's only employer is the one with the biggest payout.

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HTC bags UK win in patent war with Apple

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We are Apple

No. You are obvious and invalid. Goodbye.

Fap-Fap-Fapple

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Who runs UK? 'Tories, Lib Dems and Google' says Labour

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OK, Labour, fair point

But it's still a shitload more preferable to what we're left with after your banking policies.

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Dying Kodak doesn't have to leave its jewels to Apple, says court

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Re: Does that mean...

You're not referring to Luch Koh and her massive alleged hoard of Fapple gadgetry, surely?

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What is the Nokia Secret Plan if Windows 8 isn't Windows gr8?

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I think the new plan is...

... based from news I read elsewhere, the plan might be to sue Google over patents under (presumably) Microsoft's background puppeteering instructions.

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Second win for Apple as Galaxy Nexus sales banned in US

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Re: Ye gods.

Actually, if the judge can be shown to own an pihone, ipad and maybe a mac thing of some sort could that be used to show predujice/bias?

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Google claims Chrome is the world's most popular browser

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Chrome for Apple's iOS ??

RE: Your application submission to App Store(tm)(c)(p)(r)

Thank you for your recent submission of

<pre>Google Chrome Browser</pre>

to the Apple(tm)(c)(p)(r) App Store(tm)(c)(p)(r)

Unfortunately your submission has been rejected with the following reason:

N/A

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Brit global warming skeptics now outnumber believers

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Re: Nicely left out the progress being made

It's the Anthropogenic aspect people are questioning, I don't think anyone questions some natural cycle may be taking place.

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Breaking: Megaupload seizures illegal says NZ High Court

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Re: Illegal or not... The raid had the "desired" effect...

I'm not so sure that the NZ side didn't do a little 'fuck america' creative sabotage...

It's easy to envision the FBI/whomever charging in shooting their sixguns in the air but for the NZ side to screw up as well on something basic like a warrant?

Do NZ have black helicopters?

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Re: on the contrary

And an agreement they never reciprocated upon

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Beat me to it

Yeah the gleeful sycophantic rubbing of hands whenever the 'Special Relationship' is mentioned.

I tell ya, when I'm Prime Minister... etc, etc

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Re: "the country should “request” that US authorities return clones taken offshore."

It's a US court, they'll do whatever they fancy if they think they can get away with it to prosecute Johnny Foreigner

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Fujitsu raises UK minimum wage to £14k

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Nice work if you can get it - be a Union boss

The Sun estimates that Len McCluskey gets £149,312 a year, made up of a salary of £97,677 plus £51,635 in benefits.

Yeah it's the SUN, but that doesn't mean they're far off the mark.

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Microsoft loses appeal against EU antitrust smackdown

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And add some interest back on, hopefully

As presumably M$ haven't paid up yet due to its 'ongoing' nature?

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Raspberry Pi to skipper microship across Atlantic

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Excellent project

Best of British to it!

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Apple users get pricier hotel options from Orbitz

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Not that big of a deal

They're all baristas rich, successful, desirable people aren't they?

Marketing never lies, after all.

_Waves at AC, pre-emptively_

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NASA counts down to nuclear tank invasion of Mars

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Re: Excuse my ignorance...

I hope they don't forget to descend the final ~7 metres or they'll do a 'nukular pillinger'!

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69,000 sign petition to save TV-linker O'Dwyer from US extradition

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Re: Stupidity

They need to want to learn first.

Disagree with US policy? Own an iThing or a Ford car (etc, etc)? You helped fund them.

(Yes, yes to the pedants who're doubtless warming their trollflames, your Taiwanese PC might contain an intel chip, don't bother going there. Your iThing or Ford probably has Korean memory, too, and so on.)

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Ofcom: Here come the UK online copyright rules ... in 2015. Maybe

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WTF?

"the customer's IP address may go on a register"

Errr.. DHCP ?

Nightly router reboots, etc.

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Even Apples sometimes have worms in them, admits Cupertino

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Not. It gets MAC ones.

DUH.

Maybe PC makers will start saying they don't get MAC viruses or something - marketing departments really don't think further than the next line of copy, do they. I guess that's why they're marketing depts though.

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Net publishing happens in the server AND the eyeball, says EU Bot

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Ummmmm

So, you open a web page hosted in the UK and that web page is now published in your country?

So, by extension...

You order a magazine from the UK which isn't printed in your country and as soon as it arrives through your letterbox it's published in your country.

Logic fail.

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Mensch pal Bozier defends Menshn security, dubs critics 'snippy geeks'

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Come 'n 'ave a go if you think y'er 'ard enuff

Did it read like that to anyone else?

They're gonna be offline by the weekend methinks.

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Antarctic ice shelves not melting at all, new field data show

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Whaddya expect

When their mortages are reliant on grants for saying the world's ending.

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Exactly

Something the UEA's CRU is famous for

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