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* Posts by g e

2772 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007

PM demands media clean-up, not keen on doing much himself

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Re: The press have had their chance...

As ever it's down to money, so kick em in the pockets cos if it isn't (literally) worth publishing something they won't.

'When I become PM' I'll introduce penalties such as

  • Minimum damages to libel victims to be all profit for the issue(s) offending text published in
  • Imprisonment for editors happy to scapegoat innocent citizens
  • Quadruple damages (as per first point) to privacy-invaded victims where Public Interest (as opposed to interested public) cannot be shown
  • Deportation for the entire readership of Hello and OK 'magazines'

Oh and when you leave school it's to do further education, an apprencticeship or the bloody army, in an effort to stem the tide of feckless lackwits.

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Holmes

To translate

"I would like to express my gratitude for the detailed and diligent work of Lord Leveson in creating this report and now that the obligatory report-making hoop has been jumped through we can toss it aside and carry on with business as usual with a few vague rumbles of agreement on some of the points raised."

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Oi, Apple, stick to phones, forget about TV - Time Warner CEO

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Re: Could be a much needed kick up the arse...

My new Samsung series 6 TV is pretty good, really, excellent picture, very skinny and so on.

Niggles being... remote control shoulda been bluetooth and have a trackball/qwerty mode and the DLNA isn't really DLNA, they Microsofted it so you need to run a Sammy meeja player on a PC. Epic fail, that one.

Though my XBMC Raspberry Pi handles all my media with elan via my Android phone as a remote anyway

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Ten badass brainy computers from science fiction

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Re: Orac

And Zen, the big round 'puter also from Blake's 7 IIRC

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Apple manufacturers: ARRGH, pesky iThings are impossible to make

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Re: @ Neil

Plus companies like to promise ridiculous timescales, figures and other things to simply get a big name customer onto their books by hook or by crook.

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Amazon's secret UK sales figures revealed by Parliamentary probe

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Holmes

Perhaps

That's direct sales of Amazon-provided items as opposed to stuff that comes from Amazon via Billy Boggin's Amazon 'shop'

That would sound more like that figure, maybe.

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Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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P.S.

What clown would ever downvote the suggestion that an artist is paid solely and directly for their own work?

Maybe the MAFIAA are trolling El Reg.

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Re: Always worth reiterating in these cases...

Well, yeah, but Cubby Brocoli's family won't personally sell me a Bond Box set for Xmas...

... will they?

I did buy How To Destroy Angels' latest 'An Omen' release direct from the HTDA site on principle.

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Childcatcher

Always worth reiterating in these cases...

Buy Second Hand. Starve them of revenue.

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Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

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Pint

So why not something along the lines of

1. If you are an business of at least a certain size, or operating under the brand of a business of a certain size you are required to have a registered UK branch and offices.

2. If your turnover vs profits quotient is less than 1% (say) then you're not allowed to claim back your VAT.

So, it'll cost you your VAT clawback to cheat the HMRC by claiming your outputs are really close to your inputs when you're a known large organisation (or a convenient subsidiary of one) which is raking in money but claiming it all has to go to the licensor of the brand you claim to be under.

You get the idea, I'm far from an accountant which is why I pay for real ones ;o)

Friday pint for everyone

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ESO says dwarf planet Makemake lacks atmosphere

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Occulted?

No Occluded?

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One week left before US faces clamp down on piracy

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Holmes

One word

'Paymasters'

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Go

Simples

Buy secondhand.

Before they make that 'theft', too.

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Re: Ho hum

Which is why I never use torrents.

Even though I only ever hear of people being nicked for it rather than ever knowing anyone nicked for it.

Still don't get why the MAFIAA are going after the downloaders rather than the seeders/providers of the files. I guess it's easy to punish customers as they're in the same jurisdiction as you, normally. Is it now an offence to download (C) material as well as distribute it in the USA or if they spot your IP on a torrent swarm do they just punt out a scary letter in the expectation you'll roll over thinking you're bang to rights.

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Pint

Re: These companies can blow themselves

$60 a month? Feck.

I just ordered Fibre upgrade and that's just £20 (~$32) a month for 40MBit plus around £14 (~$22) for the phone line and I have no problems with either the ISP or the phoneline.

And UK is usually expensive compared to many other countries, to boot. Perhaps not.

Have a pint by way of consolation.

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Google to UN: Internet FREEDOM IS FREE, and must remain so

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Big Brother

"represented anyway by UN members from the US and Israel"

Why does that fill me with no confidence whatsoever...

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Microsoft-Motorola patent row: Google wants $4 BEELLION a year

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Holmes

Google being a troll

Something Microsoft would never do over something like maybe Android phones with mystery IP in them.

I wonder if they make around $4Bn a year from that trolling they'd never do.

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AARGH! We're ALL DOOMED, bellows UN - right on schedule

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Re: iconic

All those inconvenient scientists LP keeps linking to, I guess they're all froth-mouthed denialist heretic lunatics too.

If nobody questioned anything then we'd all still be banging rocks together in caves. Which is presumably what ended the last ice age, I suppose, cos, you know, it couldn't possibly just be nature could it.

Pint for TeeCee for being willing to assume climate heresy might not actually be heretical.

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I wonder how they're getting to Doha

Presumably all the delegates will be walking to Doha from wherever they are, not driving around in V8 limos/4x4s and definitely not running any aircon or having ice in their drinkies while they're there.

Because, you know, to fly there, be picked up in a luxury motor and then retire to their aircon hotel rooms with a Montrachet in a bucket of ice would be, well, disingenuous.

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Re: An anagram of Lewis Page...

Wig, Please

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HTC: $8 per phone for Apple patents? We're not CRAZY!

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Holmes

Cunning

That is all.

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Republicans deny Hollywood pressure to pull copyright proposal

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Probably more like

Biting the hand that feeds you

But yeah. money going one way or another.

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Climate NON-change: No increase in droughts since 1950, say boffins

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Coat

Golly

Do you think this will be covered on the BBC?

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'Long Time Ago' and 'Far, Far Away' records broken by new GALAXY

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Re: I wonder

Aliens will just think we have a twin moon, natch ;o)

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Alien

Maybe not FTL

But I'd put a fiver on a deep-space quantum-entangled probe relaying data almost instantaneously.

Who the fuck ever thought they'd hear a phrase like that spoken seriously in their lifetime, too?

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Greenpeace, unions attack 'secret UN plans to seize the INTERNETS'

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Ahhh Greenpeace

Don't let the facts stop you foaming at the mouth for some free publicity

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Lawyer sues Microsoft rather than slot an SD card into his Surface

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Holmes

Re: What a load of crap.

Given the price tablet makers bend customers over for on flash memory I'd think he had a reasonable expectation for 80% of that storage to be usable at least. Losing half of it does seem unduly excessive.

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FAIL

@Oninoshiko

Nobody 'gave' him 32GB memory though, did they. He paid for it in the price of the device.

I think even you would be pissed off if you paid for a 1TiB hard disk and found you could only use 512GiB of it.

You confused, innumerate prick.

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Apple staff call Taiwanese filmmaker an 'idiot'

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Holmes

Re: He does sounds like an possible idiot

If it's his IP it's his right to do wtf he fancies with it, surely?

But not anyone else's right.

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Microsoft flings free Xboxes to long-term Live lovers

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Holmes

Certainly Gold only

After all when you have to pay for a Gold account to access your already-paid-for SKY/Lovefilm/Netflix/etc accounts how is it going to be any other way.

The XBOX actually got turned on over the weekend after about a year... because Halo4 isn't available on PS3

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Watchdog halts Toyota Grand Theft Auto-esque advert

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WTF?

Nissan are bothered about that Toyota?

When they have the R35 ??

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Subjects bestow Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 on Queen

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'By Royal Appointment' ?

Can Sammy now put that on stuff? Can imagine a certain irked fruitmonger if they could

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El Reg mulls commentard icon portfolio shake-up

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Re: Definitely need icons for

'Buddy Jesus' perhaps as in 'That's karma for ya' ?

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Anti-freedom icon

For stuff like MAFIAA activities, censorship, etc...

Perhaps the old Monopoly face-behind-bars jail image or a taped-over mouth, etc

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For, well, when various states/organisations are riding into people's metaphorical towns shootin' their sixguns in the air...

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Re: popcorn

My first thought.

Thoroughly seconded.

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35 US states petition for secession – on White House website

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Stop

Re: Invite them back

No thanks.

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SECRET 28 'scientific experts' who Greened the BBC - Revealed!

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FAIL

The best incompetence money can buy

Greenwashing your information for you.

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UK's planned copyright landgrab will spark US litigation 'firestorm'

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Presumably then...

UK business owners are writing to Ed Quilty to seek guarantees of indemnification against any actions brought against them should this make its way into law.

If not, perhaps they should be.

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Samsung turns screws on Apple, hikes A6 processor price 20%

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Re: In other news

Ow.

That's Karma for ya.

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WTF?

In other news

Unsubstantiated but someone in the office today was saying apple had been told to fork out for sammy's legal costs in the appleogy-gate proceeding because of their overly childish approach to it all...

Anyone else heard this?

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BBC places news chief and her deputy beyond use in Savile row

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Childcatcher

"three of the top five sources"

Which cannot now be trusted to be 'impartial', presumably.

Tidy.

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Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

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Re: God dammit

Agreed. Remember though, a clip round the ear is assault and that'll get you thrown in chokey.

Which is why we have Chavs...

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Re: This is very wrong

Perhaps if the kid were a soldier it'd be OK...

Just like it's OK for Omid Djalili to make jokes about Iranians but not for me.

Hopefully his lawyer will tell him to claim it was an act of protest against war and the CPS will have to sod off and find some real criminals to prosecute.

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Apple, HTC kiss and make up

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Holmes

Re: Big gotcha

Or just as likely, Apple realised they'd have to pay something to HTC for something HTC owned which was being used without permission so decided to settle instead of lose publicly in court.

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FOlA judges: Secret 28 who made the BBC Green will not be named

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Holmes

Presumably the fact the BBC want to hide the info so badly

Is because the climate change Chihuahua's would be shown to be correct.

Which would make people who use phrases like 'Climate Change Debier Attack Dogs' seems a bit, well, like Apple fanbois or Creationists.

Oh, and it'd embarrass the Government immensely which is more likely the reason for the judgement.

It's also about time a distinction was drawn between Climate-sceptics and Anthro-sceptics. The former being folk who deny the bleeding obvious and the latter being folk rightly suspicious of the lobbying from a darn lucrative industry.

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Swedish boffins: An ICE AGE is coming, only CO2 can save us

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Holmes

They may have no technical knowledge

But there's still room in their wallets and time for skiing trips or Mohitos in Tuscany

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Patent troll sues just about the whole tech biz over 4 years

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FAIL

Re: How freaking obvious can you get?

Since the Roman Empire, at least... Caesar crypts (perhaps wrong name) would be like a substitution cipher for which you'd need the original scrambled alphabet 'key' just to transpose letters to recreate the original message.

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'iPhone 5 is so easily scratched we just can't get them out the door'

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Joke

Noooo use hipster-arty-farty-architect speak

And called it 'distressed'

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What's the point?

Profit, presumably. They don't give a stuff what you do with them after they have your money.

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