* Posts by g e

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Wizard of Oz OFFICIALLY 'most significant movie' EVER, says PNAS

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Re: meh

@DaBooka

Or, as I watched last night... Under The Skin with Scarlett Johansson. Utter tosh.

I say "watched".. more like scanned through on 10x after 20 mins to see if anything ever happened other than SJ getting her kit off. Got to the end though, all the same, which is more than a few films achieve in our house.

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These aren't the metrics you're looking for...

An interesting idea for measurement but surely utterly dependant on the assumption that the referenced work has been previously watched by the person consuming it?

If they're never seen Star Wars (I know, I know, but bear with... ;o) then the title of this post would simply be taken as the English it's written in with no mental images of Obi Wan, and so forth.

So interesting as an idea but ultimately flawed.

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David Cameron: I'm off to the US to get my bro Barack to ban crypto – report

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However I must say

That I'm at least minded to vote this year - I never really think there's anything to vote FOR in the UK as they're all largely feckless, backhander-trousering, mendacious, self-serving, manipulative bastards.

That Cameron twunt, though, he's in a league of his own to the extent I feel the need to vote.

Against him.

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GoPro feels COLD BREATH of APPLE on back of neck

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Waterproof? Ruggedised?

I think Jacques Cousteau (or his descendants) might have something to say there.

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Get your special 'sound-optimising' storage here, hipsters

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I suspect

That the results in the post were skewed by using a cheap Netgear switch instead of a nice expensive managed switch from the likes of Juniper or Cisco.

And why the hell did they not use fibre interconnects for the LAN, too?

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FBI boss: Sony hack was DEFINITELY North Korea, haters gonna hate

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Re: Yeah...

@Mike2R

Perhaps because it would be injurious to a career to say it wasn't the Norks just after your prez has announced sanctions against them on this very pretext.

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Sony-blasting Lizard Squad suspects quizzed by UK and Finnish cops

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Re: Good

Annoyed I was also, young Jedi Guardian.

Thank heaven for LBP3, Velocity2x and Pure Pool :o)

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Re: assuming he's in it up to his scrawny neck, by now...

@nsld

And 'Trojan'

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Suspected, indeed

Though I'm willing to bet he has a 10-year old brother, as per the comical Radio5(?) interview. Anyone else listen to that?

They sounded like a bunch of bored, somewhat privileged, disorganised dickheads who have problems meeting girls via anything beyond ethernet.

I said to the wife at the time, "That guy with the English accent, he sounds like he thinks he may have fucked up badly, got out of his depth. He'll be the one they grab first to get the rest."

I'd rather be him, though, than the ones that get nicked in the US-of-A. Perhaps he'll just get extradited anyway.

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Prez Obama slaps sanctions on Norks in payback for Sony hack

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Oh but the US love a good pretext

I should imagine Lockheed, Northropp, Raytheon, General Dynamics, et al are already tendering for 'work' that may come from this.

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Armouring up online: Duncan Campbell's chief techie talks crypto with El Reg

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Completely open to the agencies

Which is why I suspect MS paid that hefty sum for Skype... they got a contribution from the NSA toward the purchase on condition they neutered it, as wasn't it previously untappable before then ?

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How much for a wrist job? A tenner normally, but for this one, over $30k

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Re: Hmmmm...

And Snow Tigerskin carpeting

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Nork-ribbing flick The Interview AXED: Sony caves under hack terror 'menace'

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Re: no great loss

You will, Oscar, you will

- Monty Python

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Re: Much capitulation, such disappointment

Except their policies probably have clauses saying you will not defame or otherwise impune the good character of the insurer.

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NY premiere of The Interview cancelled after hackers' terrorist threats

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So presumably

The gopsters just uprated themselves from 'Corporate nuisance' to 'Terrorists' meaning they now have a whole new TLA department interested in them in the good ole US of A

Perhaps that thinking wasn't quite as clear as it could have been (or they trust their anonymiser way too much)

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Snowden files show NSA's AURORAGOLD pwned 70% of world's mobe networks

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That's cos

It's just the pretext for their powers, not the reason.

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Re: For what it's worth

And just cos...

The lunatics are in the hall.

The lunatics are in the hall.

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor,

And every day the paper boy brings more

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What a pity: Rollout of hated UK smart meters delayed again

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The Department of Energy and Climate Change

The Gov't kickback money laundering dept, in other words, presumably.

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Chromecast video on UK, Euro TVs hertz so badly it makes us judder – but Google 'won't fix'

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Re: Just download XBMC

And use YATSE remote control for it, too, on your phone/tablet

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Samsung to boot out Shin after Galaxy S5 tanks – report

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S5.. .meh

I stuck with my S4 as it's a very good phone and the S5 was not a compelling upgrade proposition. S5 is a good phone but only for people moving from, say, S3 type devices or lower.

Sticking Cyanogenmod on the S4 has magically given it towards 50% extra battery life, too, so yeah, bloat-averse here, too, though Cyanogenmod does feel a bit basic in some screens by comparison.

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I'M SO SORRY, sobs Rosetta Brit boffin in 'sexist' sexy shirt storm

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Re: Really?

You know what? If just ONE of the whiners was actually cleverer than this guy....

Oh but then they'd easily be smart enough not to whine about some contrived bullshit they imagined in their own self-important/needy/attention-seeking little heads, wouldn't they.

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European Commission decides it won't have a science advisor after Greenpeace pressure

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Let's hope not

Apparently they get miffed if you tell them there's more sources of information in the world beyond their manifesto.

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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Being a good person?

Eye for an Eye

Destroying the planet

Sleeping with your best mate's wife then having him sent off to be killed

Murdering your brother

(Nearly) Sacrificing your children

Death of the First Born

Ohhh... they mean the NEW Testament? My bad. Let's not count the Old bit then. Troll icon to placate anyone who thinks I'm not entirely serious.

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FIRST for HUMANITY: Fridge-size PROBOT headed for COMET TOUCHDOWN

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Re: In space no one can hear your sonar

Possibly hence the ice screws, then, doubling up as an acoustic coupler

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In space no one can hear your sonar

Sonar? In space?

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Ex-NSA lawyer warns Google, Apple: IMPENETRABLE RIM ruined BlackBerry

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Re: WTF?

Makes you wonder if gov't operatives are canvassing major vc's and shareholders to seed the idea that their investment will wither if they don't demand unencrypted data pipelines from their vested interests..

Certainly somewhere near the start of the CIA/NSA standard playbook, I'm sure. (And why do many US programs depict the CIA operating VERY domestically all the time?)

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If you're suing the UK govt, Brit spies will snoop on your briefs

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Re: And we laughed at the Russians ...

And burner phones

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Robot deputy blasts possibly explosive Mexican beans with CANNON in 'controlled explosion'

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Re: Overt paranoia.

Oh that poor, defenceless, frightened nation.

Whenever we watch 'The News' in our house (UK), we say 'Let's check what we should be frightened of today'. There was first frost this morning, so presumably it will be 'The Coldest Winter Ever'. Again.

Having said that, though, one of our guys is very late in this morning as he takes the train so....

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Who wants to be A MILLIONAIRE? Not so fast, Visa tells wannabe pay-by-bonk thieves

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Re: Same old response

Which would then be acknowledging a vulnerability in the system

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Apple patents AUTOGRAPHS. Checkmate, eBay

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Re: WTF?

At least it may have the unintentional side-effect of making real physical autographed media more valuable, now that they've destroyed any virtual value an autograph may have stood a chance of having

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Edward who? GCHQ boss dodges Snowden topic during last speech

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Black Helicopters

FTFY

"We continue to look for the patterns, connections and abnormalities that indicate Illuminati hostile capability and intent"

Cos everyone enjoys a good conspiracy

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Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP

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Or GCHQ spliced the wrong fibre (or botched the right one) for the Yanks

See title

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Don't wait for that big iPad, order a NEXUS 9 instead, industry little bird says

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Re: L stands for ?

Licorice

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U2? 81 million Apple iThing-strokers know a place where the Beats have no shame

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Digital Distro Deal

I think the digital distro of an act's music has it's own contract/rates/variant on physical media these days, so the artist(s) are probably backshafted by design there, too.

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Hmmmm

So, actually given the choice, only about half the number of your involuntary customers will buy U2 over a whole decade.

Is that what he's trying to say?

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Trolls have DARK TETRAD of personality defects, say trickcyclists

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But how do the canvassers know

That they weren't themselves being trolled in the responses? Especially as they possibly looked for some fairly prolific ones and asked them to participate!

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Hey, non-US websites – FBI don't have to show you any stinkin' warrant

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Re: So it's OK, if the server is outside of the US?

I'd have thought something like 'If they're willing to gain illegal access (as in if a member of public tried that shit on) to a machine then what proof do they have that they didn't plant the evidence there to entrap the defendant?' would be an approach.

Which, I suspect, is none.

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Sapphire glass maker's woes caused by Apple relationship 'breakdown'

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Re: The facilities

Doubtless adapted from bomb-the-shit-out-of-the-country-then-rebuild-with-US-construction-companies-and-bleed-its-treasury-dry-then-fuck-off-and-give-them-a-world-bank-loan approach to foreign policy in "some areas" of the world

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How much is Microsoft earning from its Android taxes again?

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I'm guessing FAT/FAT32

Is a good part of it which is perhaps why Goglephones (Nexus, etc) don't have SD Card slots meaning they can use EXT3 or whatever internally as you can't get at it physically. Likely one reason why apple don't have memory slots, too.

Perhaps if the camera makers (and phone, too if everyone could play together) agreed with guys like Samsung and Sandisk to switch to EXT3 or something free for card filesystems going forward... dunno.

Pretty sure MAC and Linux devices would be able to access those just fine as-is. Maybe there's something in the card hardware specs that prevents this ?

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Apple, Google mobe encryption good news... for TERRORISTS – EU top cop

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Re: Knowing the difference

And encryption isn't even anonymity, either, it just means only the sender and recipient can access the content (with ease) - it doesn't follow that the metadata of Person A sent Person B an encrypted message was also obfuscated.

SSH != TOR

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Not to mention the small fact that

Criminals and terrorists will actually already be using encryption.

DUH.

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DVLA website GOES TITSUP on day paper car tax discs retire

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Re: The road tax won't go...yet

@lostallfaith - was thinking about this on the way back from lunch...

Seeing as tax is ostensibly emissions-based now, then when everyone has low emissions vehicles what are they gonna lie about the reason being for next?

It'd be a wonderful experiment (dream) for someone with Larry Ellison levels of cash to buy everyone a 0-emissions car in the UK just to shit the gov't up.

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US Attorney Gen latest to roast Apple, Google mobe encryption

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Re: Okay, now I get it!

@Mark85

Tossing. Yup. That's exactly what he's doing.

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Or even worse than the shadowy kiddie fiddlers...?

We may be depriving a wealthy corp of some (theoretical/potential/unrealised) revenue by downloading their chod, only to delete it after consuming a small portion of it.

Won't someone think of the wallet-stuffers megacorps?

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While you queued for an iPhone 6, Apple's Cook sold shares worth $35m

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Re: Too late to edit but also...

I can register a thing in 3 months' time if I like - doesn't mean I didn't think of it yesterday.

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Apple 'Genius': iPhone 6? We've had NO COMPLAINTS about our BENDY iThing

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Re: So what's the actual problem?

Maybe they're just sitting on it wrong

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I sold 10 MILLION iPhone 6es at the weekend, says Tim Cook. What did you do?

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Re: Errrr...

Apple Cultist ?

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NASA's MAVEN enters Mars orbit to sniff its gas

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The Shat

He'll be flattered that you thought of him but he's not the one the call...

Ugly link follows...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Real-Album-Version/dp/B004FBW4ZO/ref=sr_1_1?s=dmusic&ie=UTF8&qid=1411392154&sr=1-1&keywords=shatner+real

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Half a BILLION in the making: Bungie's Destiny reviewed

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Warframe - big value for money by comparison?

£48 for Destiny - not that I feel it wasted, mind you, level 20 already, etc, but entertaining enough. Glad I didn't pay for the fat £85 version though! About 20-ish hours into it.

However I've clocked over 400 PS4 hours on Warframe - it's free. I still really like it even though it's become a bit of a grind now, and paid only around £15 into it for some of the things that need 'platinum' currency to acquire. Warframe doesn't really have much story as such, not in the sense of Destiny, but there's a great many ways to kill things and a lot of missions to do and many character classes ("Warframes" which are your battle platforms/suits) with a large variety of special abilities from defensive to offensive, plus hundreds of mods for your weapons/warframes/companion units.

Easily worth a download. If you like Warframe then you'll likely like Destiny (if you've not got it and wondering about the purchase) and they're different enough to be able to keep both going. Destiny is more immediately accessible as a game, Warframe is pretty hard on noobs till you get some rank into your gear which doesn't take too long.

Oh, and if you try WF, go with Mag or Volt for your starter 'frame, imho ;o)

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And air

Echoes from rifle shots and the Fallen's apparent ability to not need to breathe (maybe they don't though they must grunt somehow!) ;o)

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