* Posts by Owen Sweeney

49 posts • joined 13 Jul 2007

Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop

Owen Sweeney

PWND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What a Liberty: Virgin Media in buyout talks with telecoms giant

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UPC aka Liberty Global run the cable TV market in most of Ireland, They also have UPC operating in Switzerland, and the Netherlands as already stated. For those of you with TiVo, they are exclusive to VM, so who knows what's going to happen there.

LGI(UPC) are currrently launching a Sky box buster in their European markets - Horizon. http://horizon.upc-cablecom.ch/en/?intcmp=promo1_experience#welcome has more bumph about it. It offers the ability to record four programmes at the same time.

Their broadband service is excellent here in Ireland. minimum package is 50Mb and 5Mb up, but they don;t cater for those who want less or cheaper packages. They also provide telephony packs.

Just a FYI, chaps.

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Adobe demands 7,000 years a day from humankind

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Pint

TLDR;

Read the first page of the article.What happened in the end?

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Reader input required: review our reviews

Owen Sweeney
Flame

Competitions!!!!!

Open to non UK residents would be nice for starters - I suppose I'm pissing against the wind on this one.

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Sony KD-84X9005 84in ultra-HD TV review

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FAIL

Lost interest..

..once i saw it didn't support Freesat. I suppose it was the cost factor.

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Win a monster laptop

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Thumb Down

D'uh

Well, fcukity, fcuk, fcuk.

Confined to UK again. Last time I wona prize here as a non-UK resident was when I won a Duron 12 years ago.

Looks like I'm losing again.

Bollix.

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Euro 2012: England is semi-final probability

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WTF?

Begorrah!

Rep of Ireland ranked 8!

I'll be off now to have a few quid on that, then..

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Gulf of California terrorized by ONE-EYED MUTANT SHARK!

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It reminds me of Casper.

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German cops hunt HUGE ERECTION-inducing SPIDER

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Alert

HOAX!

It seems Lester is pulling my (leg)?

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/13295/

It was bad enough swalling the spider, but swallowing the hoax is more upsetting.

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Owen Sweeney
Happy

There was an old lady..

who swallowed a spider....

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Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush

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Pirate

Good old Don McLean..

Drove my chevvy to the levy, to have a quick pee....

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Glasses-free 3D TV sales stumble

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FAIL

SED

All over again, I fear.

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Xbox modder prosecution dropped like white-hot potato

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Alert

Oh well

So much for experiencing the red ring of death after conviction.

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Virgin demands ISPs end broadband speed 'con'

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Unlimited

Are they going to advocate pulling the expression "unlimited" when it comes to downloads as well?

It's all a load of bollocks!

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Facebook developers exiled for selling user IDs to brokers

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WTF?

Wow!

SIX months - now, THAT'S a deterrent!

What a fucking joke!

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BA slams stupid security checks

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FAIL

It's not just the Yanks..

I was coming through Leeds?Bradford on my way to Dublin with 2 pieces of speaker cable (12" in length each) in my carry on, when they were confiscated. They could be used for binding, I was told. The two trouser belts, phone charger, laptop power adapter and shoe-laces were all ignored.

Thank goodness they're so eagle-eyed.

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Three links phones to Facebook for free

Owen Sweeney
Happy

Booo Hoo

So, no Farmville!!!!!

Wahaay!!

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PayPal update email 'violates own anti-phishing advice'

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Happy

Got it..

...in my mailbox. I deleted it, thinking it was a scam.

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Your genes determine whether you will respond to surveys

Owen Sweeney
FAIL

Nowt to do with biology.

I responded to all your surveys until you decided to keep your competitions confined to UK residents only.

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Wikileaks creaks under demand for Afghan war logs

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FAIL

Error 503 Service Unavailable

http://www.wikileaks.se/ obviously under pressure too..

Service Unavailable

Guru Meditation:

XID: 1544642921

Maybe it's been taken over by the pirate hoardes?

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Life on Earth gets wiped out every 27 million years, say boffins

Owen Sweeney
Stop

The end is nigh

Well, it's nearer today than yesterday.

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Waterfall Niagara speakers

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FAIL

Passive sub?

Typical!

Doing it on the cheap.

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Beware of cold call scammers pushing rogue antivirus

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Alert

Happening in Ireland for over a month.

Numerous tales, but the article here sums it up pretty much http://www.siliconrepublic.com/comms/item/16831-pc-repair-scammers-are

Luckily, most seem to smell a rodent when they're asked for credit card details.

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HDMI tunes into 3D TV broadcasts

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FAIL

Great!

I suppose that means more new hardware. New amp/receiver. New TV. New "anything with a HDMI connection"

They gotta be joking.

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Stranded Hartlepool pair refuse coastguard rescue

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I think I've got it!

I presume these were the famous pieces of driftwood that once were branches of the trees used to hang the monkeys in Hartlepool, all those years ago.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger for reference.

I've mailed Jeff Stelling of Sky Sports asking him to confirm this speculation.

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First mass-produced camera heads to auction

Owen Sweeney
Coat

€700,000?

A bit flash, don't you think? - that's me out then.

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Poetic justice for HK Taoist truck driver

Owen Sweeney
Coat

You lied, therefore..

you're going down.....

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Spam filters stuff Canadian Beaver

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FAIL

@ Nameless Faceless Computer User - Hmm

George W brought the Bush into disrepute a long time ago.

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Chinese villager jailed for eating tiger

Owen Sweeney
Grenade

Which was it?

Clams or mussels...China Daily says mussels, Lester says clams.

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Matrox makes eight-screen graphics card

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Great!

I'll be able to see all the passengers I'm carrying in FSX - I better be sober though.

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Toshiba reveals Cell TV specs

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FAIL

Hmm - I'll believe it when I see it

Knowing Toshiba's past attempts at TVs of the future, - anyone remember the SED technology that went under the mothballs pretty sharpish, after 2 - 3 years of development?

Deja vu, I tell ya!

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Flight sim site turns over hacker evidence to UK cops

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Black Helicopters

Codswallop...

The scumbag caused a lot of issues for users of the site. It was a great resource for flight-sim add-ins.

Comments such as "doing their job properly" shouldn't be in the discussion. He was contacted before the matter was referred to the men in blue and had his chance which he chose to ignore - the prick is a criminal, and he deserves to get his come-uppance.

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Boozy chess grandmaster passes out mid-game

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Pint

This reminds me of Boris Yeltsin

He visited Ireland back in 1994 and was due to meet the Irish Prime Minister at Shannon Airport.

However, he failed to exit from the plane and rumours abounded that the man had a heart attack/stroke - call it what you will..

http://www.cdi.org/russia/johnson/1111.html##2

Enlightens us more

Another Red in the bed conspiracy theory.

Checkmate!

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NZ woman sacked for SHOUTY EMAILS

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So...

LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh - nd wat abt txt spk?

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Twitter goes titsup

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Pint

It's the end of the world as we know it...

Chicken Little - the sky is falling!!!

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Chicago Bears fan hit for thirty grand for a bit of Slingbox

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Pirate

Ouch

The joys of beaing a Bears fan - almost as bad as following Leeds!

Certainly as expensive with Ken's ticket prices :p

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Half of Brits abuse apostrophe's

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@ Adam Foxton

May I direct you to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclamation_mark

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Peruvian football team has really bad day

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Coat

Tech angle??

To all those wondering about the lack of a tech angle - it's a bootnote....

Probably because it's related to footballers.

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Komplett closes retail ops across Europe

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Irish site will stay

A rep posted on an Irish BB that komplett.ie's future is secure:

Linkage: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055320846

Thank heaven for that. Cracking site for the most part.

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US teen cuffed for disposable camera 'Taser'

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Alert

Digital camera?

Remember, fingers can take your eyes out too!

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BBC races away with five-year F1 rights deal

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Coat

F1?

Why is a sport named after a function key?

Help!!

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Suicidal moose descends on Alaska

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Coat

Now that

was an amoosing tale.

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Yahoo! formally! rejects! Microsoft! offer!

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O dear!

Enough with the exclamation points, for crying out loud.

It was funny the first time, not!!!

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Samsung PS42Q97HDX 42in plasma HD TV

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Please clarify, Lester

You say

Get a DVD player which can pump out 1080i or - even better - 1080p via HDMI.

and go on to say...

Hi-def Discs Forget 'em until the Blu-ray/HD DVD thing is settled, and they actually produce a decent range of films on the winning format

Why bother getting the player if you're not going to get the discs?

/scratches head.

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Indian man marries dog to lift mutt-murder curse

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He must be barking mad...

And they call it puppy love...

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Thieves swipe biker's prosthetic hand

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Ahem...

I'm going out on a limb here, but I think the bandit who did the dastardly deed should face the chop.

/gets coat.

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Masturbating lag cops 60 days' extra porridge

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Small typo needs correcting...

isn't it meant to be "limited access pubic place"? :)

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German bus driver objects to passenger's breasts

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Nuts!

Well, not really. Work filter rates the linked site as pornographic and blocks it. All I can do is dream...

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'You're a f**king moron'

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Ooooh Lester..very sneaky

Tee hee. That'll learn him, as they say.

/awaits with baited breath.

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