* Posts by Oh Matron!

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Europe gives TikTok 24 hours to explain 'addictive and toxic' new app

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Is social media 'lite' as addictive and toxic as cigarettes 'light'?

Yep. Probably more so.

I'm in Singapore right now, and had to walk through Shoppes (Yes, really) at Marina Bay Sands. As it was minutes after opening, all the purveyors of luxury tat had their employees stood like zombies staring into their iDevices. Literally, every single one. At least 30 of them.

If it's already got those of voting age hooked, how damaging is it to those who can't make informed judgements?

YouTube now sabotages ad-blocking apps that stream its vids

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There's a middle ground

I use Vinegar on iOS and macOS which has made, crap content notwithstanding, watch youtube a pleasant experience

However, I also understand the need to support the very content I'm watching

And, Google, if you're watching: It doesn't need to be content-ad-content-ad-content

It can be banners whilst watching the content. Or a side bar, or a whole host of other things. I see this quite often in the US when watching motorracing: we'd all hate to miss a moment of interest because of ads, so there's picture in picture and a whole host of other techniques used.

So, this doesn't need to be binary. I'm sure that you can com up with a better way of serving ads that are so intrusive

Boffins build world's largest astronomical digital camera to map the heavens

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Liquid cooled or AI

I'd imagine noise to be a problem, unless the CCD are liquid / gas cooled or they use AI. Thoughts?

You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it

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I'd argue that Teams doesn't really "Run". More like "Meander, with the odd fall into the gutter like a drunk on a friday night on Piccadilly approach"

European Space Agency to measure Earth at millimeter scale

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Re: What are they using as their zero point?

Cornwall rises twice a day because of the weight of the oceon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCA0II1sVZA

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Re: Greenland.Has stayed pretty much where it's currently at for a LONG time

everything. Poles (grid), latitude, longitude

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Re: What are they using as their zero point?

Greenland.Has stayed pretty much where it's currently at for a LONG time. Before the splitting of the atlantic, Scotland (north of Inverness) was connected to greenland until the splitting of the atlantic. However, south of carlisle was once 60 degrees south of the equator! Cornwall: well, that's another story. But, the north american plate is relatively stable

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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If ever there was a use case for LLM

Create a VM using existing documentation

Train a LLM on the syntax

etc, etc....

Judge slaps down law firm using ChatGPT to justify six-figure trial fee

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Happy

Re: Donvoted for missing icon.

Who is this Don Voted you speak of :-)

London's famous BT Tower will become a hotel after £275M sale

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Good news....

I've been lucky enough to have been up to the top several times. Still think it's the best view in London (no tourists, unlike the Shart)

Apple makes it official: No Home Screen web apps in European Union

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Enterprise is ****ed

Many enterprises use webclips for a whole host of reasons, significantly so. So, whilst it may affect only a small humber of users, this will disproportionately affect enterprise

NHS in Wales bets big on Microsoft with deal worth nearly half a billion

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How does anyone not see this as being an obscene amount of money?

That is all.

In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them

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I love Apple...

I really do. I have to use Apple, Microsoft and Google as part of my work, and Apple really do make things simple.

But, Tim, for the love of everything that is holy, stop being a prick. You can't evangeliise about all sorts of stuff when governments have to force you to do the right thing

USB-C, 3rd party app stores, right to repair, iMessage, etc. Don't even get me started about the inability to move my itunes purchases from one account another (if you mention family sharing, I'll start throwing things)

Tim, you come across as being a nice bloke. But, secretly, I believe that you use a combination of O'Leary and Musk as role models

Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains

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I've also got Windows for Workgroups 3.11 on 8 3.5" Floppies. I keep them to remind me of good times...

IT consultant fined for daring to expose shoddy security

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Re: The problem is law is old and tech is new

I thought this was the Tory back bench for a moment!

Great clip!

Apple sets new 16,000-foot iPhone drop test after 737 fuselage fail

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Re: > Fake news

Is this the same Apple that has allowed the Vinegar extension on safari that removes ads for both Youtube and Facebook?

Road to Removal: A blueprint for yanking billions of tons of CO2 out of our atmosphere

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Re: wish you were right ...

Somebody has been watching the very brilliant Steve Mould :-)

FCC really, truly won't give SpaceX nearly a billion bucks for Starlink rural broadband

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and the fact that it's ***ing expensive.

I bought the satellite dish for £400 a couple of years ago, used it a handful of times (I was planning on moving to a valley in italy with no connectivity of any kind), and then sold the dish a couple of weeks ago on ebay for £450!

The service worked as expected, and stood in for the week I had no internets due to squirrels. But, your average Joe does not have £80 per month of internet. And that doesn't com bundled with any

content.

And the areas or potential growth for Starlink does not have the numbers to make this successful either

Europe inches closer to insisting gig workers are treated as employees

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Re: Not difficult

This would completely screw deliveroo over where you can actually, as a worker, have anyone work for you! The person that appears on the app as your delivery person may not actually be the person that arrives at the door

Will also screw up Amazon too, but I'm happy with that

Swedish Tesla strike goes international as Norwegian and Danish unions join in

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Re: Exactly what destroyed the UK car industry

UK Car industry size: Over 775,014 cars, 101,600 commercial vehicles and 1.5 million engines were built in the UK in 2022

When you say "Exactly what destroyed the UK car industry", can you clarify what you mean?

'Return to Office' declared dead

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Re: There it is

There's a new building right outside Moorgate lizzy line entrance that's financed with Aviva money. Very poor timing!

USB Cart of Death: The wheeled scourge that drove Windows devs to despair

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This is STILL a problem!

However, around 15 years ago, I was at a ETSI conference somewhere: Was talking to a colleague in the public area of the centre when, all of a sudden, there was a collective, "What the f***!" arise from many people. Not sure what happened (probably a manformed packet on the network), but those with a particular Lenovo all bluecsreened all at the same time

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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Re: Guy was an arse BUT..

Probably right, but people who don't have the skills to go from the plug to the device shouldn't be let loose in polite society

50 years ago, Skylab's accidental rebels put Mission Control on mute

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Smithsonian in DC

Have a Skylab: It's amazing what they managed to cram into a stage of the Saturn. But, also grim too. It has none of the home comforts that the ISS has. But, you get to peek inside and see just how incredible the astronauts were at the time.

King Charles III signs off on UK Online Safety Act, with unenforceable spying clause

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Re: Safe

"This landmark law sends a clear message to Tory MPs – whether it’s on our streets, behind closed doors or in far flung corners of the Houses of parliament, there will be no hiding place for their vile crimes,"

FIFY

iPhone 15 Pro Max users report seeing ghostly OLED apparitions

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Re: the iDud ?

Apple need to stop creating iPhones that have such good build quality. Just sold my iPhone 13 pro to a friend and there wasn;t a scratch on it after 2 years

There's a bit of a difference in price between a pixel 8 and iphone 15, though, but good insight nonetheless

Workload written by student made millions, ran on unsupported hardware, with zero maintenance

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Re: I'm curious...

https://www.modernrailways.com/article/power-failure-highlights-specification-confusion

And when it does vary, UK Infrastructure falls on its arse.

Fuming Tom Hanks says he had nothing to do with that AI dental ad clone of him

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Re: "Bootleg movies" with replica actors created with AI will start to pop up

I'd love to see LOTR with Benny Hill as Gimli, and Mick Fleetwood as Saruman

The home Wi-Fi upgrade we never asked for is coming. The one we need is not

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Re: Too pessimistic

Microwave ovens work at 2.45GHz, which is closer to the WiFi range you've had since, we;;. WiFi began

UK government hurt by delays in legacy tech upgrades, skills shortages

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Re: Loads of options….

probably hired from Infosys....

Lost voices, ignored words: Apple's speech recognition needs urgent reform

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Shame.....

Apple, in my eyes, has always been great with accessibility features.

However, I also use Siri to dictate on my iPhone as I'd rather keep my phone in my pocket rather than advertise to the scroats of london that I have an iPhone

However, iOS 16 has been absolute Garbage compared to iOS of old.... It *may* be that I use my Airpods pro rather than my older powerbeats pro to dictate, not sure...

Even having Siri read stuff back is hideously broken: It can't differentiate between

"I live here" and "Now, live from Norwich..."

This is a choice by Apple to be this bad. If their goggles want to be successful, eye and hand gestures can't be relied upon solely: Voice has to be right up there too.

We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years

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"hail mary"

Great book by Andy Weir. His humour is excellent

Singapore tells its people: Go forth and block those ads

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Vinegar.....

Sorry, Android users, although there's probably a Chrome extension that does the same thing

Vinegar is a Safari Extension that blocks Facebook and Youtube ads when watching videos

And it's so effective, when you have the need to use the normal FB or YT app, you realize what such a poor experience video consumption is on mobile devices

"But, what of the poor content creators who are not getting Ad revenue?"

You mean the same content creators that stick a minute's worth of "This video is brought to you in partnership with" in every video?

CAN do attitude: How thieves steal cars using network bus

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Easily solvable....

My XC90 (RIP) used MAC based authorisation for things like the Radio, etc, and replacement radios wouldn't work unless you switched off the MOST protection

HOWEVER: The second that you turn on mechanisms like this for the entire bus, hobbiest CANBus readers are likely to stop working for all but the most simplistic of faults

At the very least, radio keyfob messsages should be signed

Adidas grapples with $1.3B in unsold Yeezy sneakers after breaking up with Kanye West

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"though The Register has always believed him to be hideous"

FTFY

Light from a long time ago reaches James Webb Space Telescope

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Re: Light the blue touch paper and retire quickly …

There's no edge just as much as there's no centre. If you can get your head around that, which many people can't....

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Massive but not as dense

Was literally listening to this on the World Service's Science Hour:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w3ct3b09

Back then, only Helium and Hydrogen existed (with maybe a touch of lithium), which allowed stars to be much bigger, but not as dense, as no other elements existed

Big stars burn quicker, thought, which resulted in more death of stars into supernova / black holes, which is where elements up to and including iron were formed.

And it's only when black holes collided that everything else was created

I find this stuff truly fascinating......

Most Londoners would quit before they give up working from home

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Re: As somebody who vastly prefers working from the office...

And that's the point.... Flexibility. This is not a binary decision: I'm in the office today, amongst colleagues I love, and have already solved a couple of problems face to face.

However, the work I do from home is different and has different requirements. I can go for a run through unmanaged forest, instead of the 40 minute bike ride from Chelsea and Westminister (Thankfully the ankle biters are at home this week, so things are a little quiet).

Flexibility is king. And that's the message a company needs to message.

Footnote: When I work from home, my pesos are more likely to go into local businesses rather than the megacorps that frequent london and pay no tax

Tencent fired 100 people for corruption during 2022

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Pony Ma?

New phone, who dat?

Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets

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Re: An step in the path to reduce the number of pilots needed to fly commercial.

I've been binge watching Mentour Pilot on Youtube, and what is VERY apparent is that, under high workloads, pilots panic and do the craziest things, including shutting down the wrong engines. Pretty much nearly every crash is due to operator error rather than equipment.

HOWEVER: There's an astoundingly big caveat to that: Some of the situations are because there's no president: The Air France flight from Brazil, for example: To Have all three speed readings wrong was unheard of, and the pilots had only trained for stalls at low level, not at 35,000 feet.

Musk says spat with Apple over App Store ejection threat for Twitter was 'misunderstanding'

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Tim was clear that Apple never considered doing so.

or, to put it another way:

"I had a paddy, lost all concept of rational thought and had a bout of verbal diarrhea"

What's that, Lassie? Boston Dynamics is suing its robot dog tech rival?

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Re: Really, going to court?

But only if Craig Charles commentates

Another crypto shocker: Major player actually corrects $400m mistake instead of cratering

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Re: Uh, about currency of the spendable type..

Nope. Not at all.

On my various frequent flyer accounts nectar, etc, it does mention that points have no monitory value. Crypto, it appears, is just the same :-)

Twitter is suffering from mad bro disease. Open thinking can build it back better

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And this year's Gerald Ratner award goes to....

My account deletion is in proggess

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Re: Use inclined solar panels

erm... slight problem with that is the lack of, erm, air...

The Martian atmospheric pressure is 0.095 psi

Earth's sea level atmospheric pressure is 14.7 psi

You'd need a LOT of air

Government by Gmail catches up with UK minister... who is reappointed anyway

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FTFY

"To the disgust of most, Braverman was reappointed as Home Secretary"

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

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an old thread but I interned in one of the mainframe support departments at ICL. A fantastic bunch who worked hard but still enjoyed life. Still in touch with the manager

Starlink decoded for use as GPS alternative – without Elon Musk's help

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I learnt a few weeks ago.....

That:

"He said SpaceX could publish a clock correction for each satellite - something that is currently done for GPS - which would reduce errors to under one meter"

Is due to relativity. Because the satellites are moving so fast (relative to you), you need the correction to account for the differences in time between you and the satellite!

This stuff fascinates me :-)

President Biden still wants his cybersecurity labels on those smart devices

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Re: "I can't help but think that such labelling is pretty pointless"

agreed. Self certification didn't work too well at Boeing. It certainly won't work at some generic manufacturer

It's official: UK telcos legally obligated to remove Huawei kit

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Re: It's official

I'm all in with "Trainings"

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