How big are the tadpoles?
Posts by Bill Fresher
447 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jul 2007
Tiny frog claimed as smallest vertebrate ever
Apple accused of extortion by rival tablet biz
Urban Wi-Fi is back... in Westminster and Kensington
Boffins glue self-righting ROBO-VELOCIRAPTOR tail to car
Steve Jobs' last design: New Apple HQ pics
Snowbound Alaskan survives on frozen beer
Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'
Feds nab granny in moon rock sting
Diminutive robot to attempt Iron Man Triathalon
Seven Dwarfs password gag declared Fringe's best
Old and not a one liner
A drunk's wife told him that she'd leave him if he came home smashed again.
One evening he bumps into a good friend he hasn't seen in a long time.
He has much too much to drink and ends up getting sick on himself.
"What am I going to do?" he asks his friend, "If I go home like this she'll leave me".
"Don't worry" his friend tells him, "take this £20 note, put it in your pocket and when your wife asks, tell her some drunk got sick on you and gave you £20 for the dry cleaning".
When he gets home his wife's waiting at the door. "No, no, no! That's it, I'm leaving" she shouts.
"Wait, wait, I didn't drink anything. Some drunk got sick on me, look he gave me £20 for the dry cleaning" the man explains.
"You're holding £40" his wife observes, "what's the other £20 for?"
"That's from the man who shat in my pants".
Woman in strop strip for Bermuda airport customs
HP murders webOS tablets, phones
NASA Legonauts set for Jupiter voyage
Mega-colossal space raincloud found at moist black hole
Chinese official's affair goes very public
Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush
Germans completely humourless: Official
Fort Worth joins crusade against sagging pants
Apple seeks anti-snoop display patent
Interstellar space 'full of Jupiter-size orphan planets'
German salesmen rewarded with meticulously organised orgy
Welshman attempts to board train with pony
CATS to be saved by BLASPHEMERS after the RAPTURE
Yawn
It's only a very small amount of mainly fundamentalist christians who believe in the rapture.
Catholics certainly don't believe in it. The “fundamentalist” interpretation of the Rapture doctrine has been rejected. It shouldn't be taken literally.... John Paul II: “We know that the apocalyptic images of the eschatological discourse about the end of all things should be interpreted in light of their intense symbolism.”
Not that this should stop people who worship themselves from insulting everyone who follows a religion.