194 posts • joined 12 Jul 2007
Re: What could go Wrong Indeed
Palmer?! Why would they? So far their voting record is "LNP plus some extra goodies for the Flying Fat Man (*) thrown in".
(*) You mean he *doesn't* remind you of Vladimir Harkonnen?!
Could somebody clarify what's meant with the "first nation on first go" comment?
Do they mean that the managed a successful mission to Mars without having a few probes go boom or disappear into deep space? Or have all other successful missions had to do a few loops before successful orbital insertion?
I assume it's the former, would just like clarification from those who know these things better.
Re: Two modes of investigation - you chose
Nice troll. Actually it was more like:
One scientist: heh, going by these observations the universe must have been in a hot dense state. Maybe it started in a huge Big Bang
Other scientists: ugh, not sure that term is a good idea
Media and Popsci: OMG, that's so awesome, BIG BANG! Giant space kablooie! So the universe started as a giant explosion, so cool!
Scientists: uhm, no, that's not what we meant!
Media and Popsci: don't bore us with the math!
Every crank, kook and religious nutcase with a crank to grind: Ha! First they say it was a huge explosion then they don't! Scientists don't know anything!
Scientists: But... we never actually said...
Every crank, kook and religious nutcase with a crank to grind: don't bore us with the math!
Hang out on the Against The Mainstream forum of Cosmoquest or Physicsforum or similar and you'll see what I mean.
Now that you mention it...
You may be right. The post BB inflationary phase is still very much a part of current models that fit observations. Unlike the post-modern "we can't know, so everybody come up with their favourite hypothesis multi-versy stringy thingy and get a huge cash bonus from some Russian oligarch with more money than sense or science knowledge".
I definitely have been reading too much Woit and Smolin...
How not to do science
From my amateur scientist reading of a number of blogs and science magazines, this is, sadly, far less a case of mis-interpreting data than another instance of "science by press release and media hype".
In their desperate drive to be the first to claim a discovery and to secure future funding by sheer amount of headlines - knowing full well how the ignorami in the MSM and the public would interpret the report and, worse, its possible refutation (*) - they jumped the gun.
I recall a similar case a few years ago, in which deformities in skeletons found in Herculaneum were misinterpreted as coming from Syphilis. Announced to the media before even a peer review of the paper, it was jumped on by the usual suspects in the "the Columbian exchange was only a one-way road of disaster to the Americas and lovely tomatoes and chillis the other way, perpetrated by Evil White Men" crowd. Egg on face all around when it turned out that the deformities likely were the result of a "relative" of Syphilis out of Africa, known since ancient times - but, of course, *that* wasn't in the MSM.
(*) Because you just know that "certain" people take this all the way to "see, the Big Bang is just rubbish, these scientists all just make it up as they go along".
Picking the nit...
"feared the world over"? The IV? While not bad, it was hardly a scourge, even with the later gun upgrade. Good, solid MBFT, sure, but a bit outclassed later in the war.
I think it's more the V (Panther) and VI (Tiger) and their variations you're thinking of. Those would far more likely raise an "oh shit" from those on the receiving end.
I suppose Mr. Allen is doing a Pokemon (gotta collect them all) and already has those in his stable?
Re: I have 47 "albums" on my device
Have you ever tested whether leaving the device in a car for a fortnight suddenly results in "Piano Sonata #5 - music by W.A.Mozart, lyrics by F.Mercury"?
(yes, I just re-read Good Omens for the umpteenth time, how can you tell?)
With Corvettes and their drivers, aren't "airbags" generally part of the... uhm, "removable accessory" in the passenger seat?
Please, I truly believe that the subtitle should use the word "Hark!"
Re: Latest satellite status message
And I'm off to see Queen with their substitute flamboyant singer Adam Lambert tonight.
Thank you for this wonderful bit of synchronicity! :-D
No name and shame?
It's not like Australia *has* that many telcos. Add to that the fact that Optus (the no. 2) is owned by SingTel, and surely the article could have come out and stated "Telstra and Optus, the two largest Australian telcos are seeking to..."?
Every Australian El Reg reader added this mentally while reading anyway! We know those mongrels only too well.
a) Who is "Walsh", seeing as your article speak of Msrs Karsten Schulz and David Shaw, with no other mention of persons (going by a page search)?
b) How did these guys get going so quickly? Just my bleeding WCC is taking for ages! (maybe that's just me...? >.> <.<).
Nobody can be surprised
I don't *want* to be with Telstra, but if you live and travel throughout regional Australia, your choice is Telstra or nothing, if you want any sort of acceptable coverage. "Acceptable" being 2 bubbles with Telstra - unless I walk out of the house, hold my phone over my head at arm's length and yell upward.
I just had to look it up. Looks like not quite yet:
Higgs Boson lifetime: 1.56×10^−22s
Still 10 orders of magnitude to go.
I've signed up (thought haven't heard back yet), and my greatest obstacle was actually deciding on a preferred age range. With no kids of my own, I had to look up what "upper primary" or "lower secondary" even mean!
Once I knew, I couldn't decide: the younger ones have the sense of curiosity and wonder, but might not be old enough to grok it. The older ones can grok but are too hormonal and cynical. ;-)
Ah well, speaking of cynical, in this day and age, I'll probably be refused the working with kids cert, because a middle-aged child-less guy just *has* to be a pedophile, amirite?
Wait, can I use Simon Sharwood as a reference? ;-)
You've outdone yourself, El Reg!
Having moved to Australia 10 years ago, Melbourne in specific, I'm now supposed to let loose with a huge Melbourne vs Sydney rant, right?
Was a bit surprised to read this - having thought Curiosity with its greater oomph would have done that in a fortnight.
Then even more surprised when googling told me that as of Jan 2014, Curiosity had only just passed 3miles/5km!
I mean there's stopping to smell^H^H^H^H^Hlaser-blast the roses^H^H^H^H^Hrocks, but this is just dawdling! ;-)
I'll add mine...
6'4" with mild scoleosis, back problems had been with me since my teens. Twice I'd had lumbago so bad that the inflamed nerve-muscle spasm feedback loop affected my breathing. They injected opiates, AFAIR, directly into the mess to shut everything down.
Only thing that finally broke it was physio-therapy, regular massages (deep tissue, not feel-good "Swedish"), getting my butt to the gym and - of all things - horseback riding. Now in my sixth decade, I still get the odd back-pain episode, because as a consultant on client site you always get the crappy chairs, but nothing like it used to be. Back muscles are strong enough that keep the bent spine in check. A spot of canter and a bit of massage keeps everything loose.
Like others wrote, Paracetamol does nothing for me, painwise. All it does is what the song "Pretty Paracetamol" describes, if any others remember Fischer-Z. And I don't mean the "soothe my aching brow"... I mean the "multiply by two in the mirror on the wall" part.
Re: Hope the super weapon
You just had to do it, didn't you?
Make me cry and remember how I longed for a couple of good movies made of the (early) Humanx universe novels?
Nor Crystal Tears is still one of my personal favourite First Contact novels. Or The End of the Matter - before Flinx became annoyingg.
Re: I've seen this one already...
Ah yes, the one Star Wars feature so bad that even Lucas wanted to destroy it...
Significantly fewer now reported
As of this morning (Aus time), it seems that significantly fewer specialists were on that specific flight. Number mentioned now is around 7, including a former chariman of the HIV/AIDS organisation.
Source: The Guardian, Australian edition
Let's see the catalog first...
If they manage to add the top technical and science publishers, I would be quite interested. That means, from O'Reilly and Apress to Addison-Wesley and Springer. I'm increasingly moving my tech library to ebooks, once I found how convenient it is to have them always with me on a tablet on client site (even though I will always remain a dead-tree fan - just something about having solid paper in your hands to flick through).
You can keep the Hunger Games, 40 grayscales etc etc. Even LOTR - that one I will always enjoy with my much-loved dog-eared now-30+ year old hardcopies!
Nothing else to say
... but raise this icon to your health!
Re: No bricks will survive category 5
It didn't work in Pacific Rim either! A category 5 kaiju won't be bothered by such a wall.
What? Isn't that what we're talking about?
Just who is surprised by this?
Having been "IT security manager" at one such organisation, I can only laugh bitterly:
<bitter laugh>Ha!</bitter laugh>
Didn't last long because existence as a fig leaf for auditors wasn't my idea of a dream job.
Procedure went something like this:
- develop policy and procedure according to best practise and common sense
- get buy in from the people who actually have to deal with the stuff (ops)
- get audit tickbox
- have CIO overrule it/ignore it
When this finally happened with something as simple as the password policy (CIO decrees 6(!) character length, no special characters, probably because the fucking moron's password was 123456) I threw in the towel and walked.
Yet, they were declared standard compliant by the auditors (the usual gaggle of smartly dressed boys and girls from Ernst&KPwC led by a senior partner who mostly was thinking about what vineyard or yacht he was going to add to his collection from the billables).
Re: Bad news for a lot of physicists
I would overall completely agree. My concern is that we have had 30-40 years of *mainstream* theoretical physics apparently rambling through the wilderness. When you have decades of grant money flowing into theories that even their adherent admit can't even be proven one way or the other, I can't but call that a "discipline in crisis". I'd barely call it science, seeing how they've left the scientific model behind.
Reading the books by Lee Smolin and Peter Woit was depressing.
Bad news for a lot of physicists
Apart from the mildly amusing snark comments (and a few trolls), I'm surprised that nobody has commented on the fact that this is very bad news for a lot of physicists. If you hang about physics sites like Not Even Wrong, Of Particular Significance, Resonaances, etc, a lot of the posts and discussions there are/were about the fact that a lot of the "pop science" - string theory, multiple dimensions, supersymmetry, multiverse - depended on a "non-standard Higgs".
Some people had built careers and tenure on that. Even quite lucrative media presences (Michio Kaku, I'm looking at you). The more standard the Higgs becomes the more it's ripping to shreds a lot of the fashionable physics of the last 30-40 years (which is probably why theoretical and experimental physicists aren't on speaking terms anymore ;-) - and some people may be asking themselves just what the hell they've been doing all that time.
There's quite a lot of agonising over it: where does physics go now? who's going to fund it?
Obviously "if only we had even bigger accelerators" isn't going to fly.
I'm no physicist, just very scientifically interested, and following those blogs can be a bit disheartening.
Oh, come now...
... surely I can't be the only one who thinks that of all the idiotic social networks out there, at least LinkedIn has (or had) some claim to utility, namely professional in kind.
I *have* gotten jobs through LinkedIn, as recruiters down here all use it quite intensively (and arguably make up the majority of my connections). My current one in fact: both through recruiters finding me and getting me interviews, as well as potential employers checking out your profile. One before that, too, come to think of it.
Otherwise my connections are old colleagues across the world who I stay in touch with through LI, as a don't use Farcebook or Twatter.
That said, I joined LI when it was still fewer than 100K people - now they're what? 280 million?! What used to be fairly qualified connection requests has turned into an endless stream of, it has to be said, Indians/Pakistanis/SriLankans randomly spamming you, desperately hoping to snag a job and a visa out of you.
One minor problem...
As recent article in Business Weekly, Forbes, as well as ongoing blogs by people like Bob Cringely have pointed out: IBM can't afford a cloud price war.
They have 13 layers of management and Roadkill 2015 to feed. They need margins and they've already cut to the bone in terms of people who do the actual work or have any sort of clue (and by plenty of accounts have already gone below that).
I expect that SoftLayer will undergo the blueification soon, if they haven't started already. *Nothing* but absolutely NOTHING must come between Ginni and EPS20!
Re: Focus, George, focus!
Thank you and a spiritual thousand upvotes for mentioning Robert Jordan!
I have friends and acquaintances telling me I'm cutting off my nose to spite my face for refusing to read the books and watching the TV series, but back then I made a vow that I will never go through the Wheel Of Time experience again.
It seems Martin fans are already going through the same "milking it for every typed word" stage and looking at the author, he is a walking cardio-vascular disaster waiting to happen. I wouldn't wish the same end on any fan: the series being finished by a second rate hack (sorry, Sanderson fans, that's my opinion). It may be even worse: the series is finished "made for TV" by studio committee!
I suppose he knows which side his bread is buttered on, hmm?
Should learn from Queensland Health about how to *really* blow billions. Guess IBM does Fail&Corruption better than Oracle.
Re: I would love to be able to pay
That guy lost me when he went on a "5mbps should be the priority, not 25" and "100mbps is pointless".
Quote: "There are zero internet applications, real or imagined, that would require more than 5 megabits other than ultra high definition TV."
Words fail me...
Alternate article title
"Good on you, Apple, says rest of the world" ?
Russia disconnects from Internet
Idly wondering what would happen if Putin decides to cut all of Russia from the Internet.
Rapid decrease in spam, hacks, malware, botnets, once the master command&control centres become unavailable
Rapid decrease in pr0n, "dating" (read: prostitution) sites, and Russian mail order brides.
Leading to brains of hordes of nerds overdriving like Scotty's warp drives trying to go warp 9001. Leading to another scenario of "paradigm shift" and "this time it's different" which will make the insanity of the dot-com and web2.0 bubbles look like lost change behind the couch cushions.
Hmm, now I know what Civilization: Beyond Earth uses as its "Big Mistake" background...
And only today even The Age (*) is commenting about brain drain in Australia:
They blame it on lack of VC, but gee, I wonder if utter lack of support for technology in terms of infrastructure might also be to blame.
(*) Paywall or Greasemonkey, take your pick
I'd been using Rackspace for years. It was problem-free and the price difference was small enough that I saw no reason to shift.
Now, however, it's significant. I wonder if this could doom Rackspace, who just can't keep up with a destructive price war.
Should I make the switch? (yeah, yeah, never ask El Reg for advice for they shalt say both yay or nay...)
Re: Thin Star Stuff
Which makes me wonder whether, once it starts shedding layers as they frequently do, enough mass will remain above the Chandrasekhar limit to go neutron star or black hole.
It may end with a whimper, not a bang...
What if I *was* a US resident at that time, but no longer am?
I better start a lawsuit to get my $10!
Re: Caveat emptor
Seems to work just fine. 4 links, two with epic burn, plus two with PP slides for evidence.
Never thought I'd see something that raises Oracle in my esteem!
Confused about time frames
If he went to jail in 2007 with a 72 month (6 year) sentence, then why was he scheduled for release in 2015? Were there other sequential sentences involved?
Asking because when I started reading I was halfway expecting a "dumbest criminal" story where the perp escapes despite only having a couple of weeks left anyway.
Billions and billions
Was I the only one who mentally read the "billions and billions" in a Carl Sagan voice? Or even more so, in a Johnny Carson Does Carl Sagan voice?
I feel old...
This is the guy I think of...
... when I tell people that longevity or "immortality" advances in science and medicine would be a Really Bad Idea.
Never mind overpopulation and all that! The simple fact that it's people like this who would benefit, preventing planet Earth and the rest of us plebs from at least getting natural relief of their ilk after around 4 score years, is what would make it the most irresponsible invention ever made.
Re: "An artist's rendition of..."
Am I missing something? Image processing (to normalise the massive redshift) isn't the same as "artist's rendition". Where did it say that first photo is merely created by some "artist"?
Worth it for patent trolls?
In the vein of your post, and possibly a sign of the times, my first thought when I saw the announcement was whether a patent troll syndicate would spend $4.7 billion in the hope of raking in far more through (threat of) lawsuits and settlements.
If the plan is to get some of the cash back then make more by going on a suing spree it would possibly be the biggest gamble the PTs have ever undertaken. Of course, anybody buying up pieces would want to gain some of that IP with it. So, could the consortium make all their $4.7b back by selling smallish IP chunks to the PT maggots descending on the carcass that was BB?
Re: No wonder
I swear there was a Wikipedia article on this, but google gave me:
(yeah yeah, Wikibooks is almost like Wikipedia)
Re: That's not a "hound".
What's wrong with dogs being a "conversation piece"?
Our conversations generally go like this:
Me: "Dear, <any random dog of our pack> just threw up what looks like pieces of possum again and smells like he rolled in cow pats."
She: "Bath time *again*?! And YOU clean the carpet this time!"
Country dogs make great conversation pieces!
Though I agree with the sentiment on the type of dog the object of the icon tends to have.
Having worked on projects up there myself and having no intention to defend the Ibmentureitsu style conglomerates, the "natives", i.e. Darwinites, frequently aren't a help either.
Not sure I can blame 'em. After a week something up there, the heat, the humidity, the beer, just saps the life out of you. I wondered how they can get anything done - and maybe the locals have given up wondering and just drink beer.
I like heat and sun, but not when it involved putting in major IT systems.
A thought occurred to me: how do the Canadians deal with their remote, isolated, sparsely populated areas? Does Ottawa take care of all of their IT projects?
I might have to read the Arxiv article but from the Reg article it's not clear how this Galactic Positioning System would work once you move quite a ways out of the solar system.
IIUC, Pulsars are not omni-directions, in that they have quite narrow beams out of their poles. Move "aside" a bit and you are no longer swept by the beams, making the pulsar effectively invisible.
Other would "appear", of course, as you move around space, but how would map them into an all-encompassing galactic navigation chart?
This may be just general knowledge for those familiar with mapping techniques, which I'm sadly not.
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