* Posts by James Micallef

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Spacemen urge NASA to build nuke ship for Mars trip

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Colonising Mars would certainly be one mean job, and terraforming on a scale that would make the planet's surface habitable would take something on the order of thousands of years, if indeed it would be possible (can Mars's gravity keep an atmosphere?), however, living in large underground caves or bubbles in large enough numbers for humanity to survive an Earth catastrophe would be possible.

Of course the key to that, especially with much less solar irradiation for plants to grow etc, is massive amounts of power, and that means nuclear power on a gigantic scale

Facebook IPO: Boom or bubble?

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all money is virtual

the only difference between them is in the amount of people who accept that money. Using € or £ to buy Farmville virtual dollars that can only be spent in Farmville is no different to using € or £ to buy Outer Mongolian <whatever> that can only be spent in Outer Mongolia.

So for FB that's real money rolling in for doping nothing more than allowing Zynga to operate games on their platform.

The Register Comments Guidelines

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Great Job!

Finally, a corporate policy that is written in English, rather than legalese

NASA shuts off Voyager 1's central heating

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Yes... a big fucker with proper nuclear power source that could last 100+ years powering a vast array of instruments and multiple redundant comms channels. Should cost less than a Mars rover since there's no fancy re-entry mechanisms needed, just find a nice spot in the galaxy to point it at and send it off

Nuke support in UK hits record high

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NIMBYism?

somehow I suspect that if the question was not

"do you have a (un) / favourable view of nuclear power"

, but instead,

"Do you have a (un) / favourable view of a nuclear power station being built 20 miles of where you live",

the positives would take a nosedive

EU asks why credit cards are so expensive

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I would expect toll barriers to promote the use of cash rather than cards because transaction time is a lot less.

Record numbers of readers flock to The Register

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el Reg units?

"de facto standard for measuring website size" no, no, no, this won't do.

I propose a new web traffic measure, the "Reg", equivalent to 6.6 million unique views.

The Register traffic for the month of November 2011 was therefore 1000 milliRegs

Google to join Wednesday's anti-SOPA protest

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Yes I know about Ultraviolet. If implemented as specified will be great, I alrady commented to that effect on the Reg article on UV.

But will copyright holders be willing to reduce copyright terms from the current.... what.... 70 years?? in exchange for laws that properly work against online piracy?

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Google's just protecting it's bottom line

" there are smart, targeted ways to shut down foreign rogue websites without asking American companies to censor the internet"

How about by enacting a law that forces ad brokers to block advertising (and therefore revenue streams) on sites that have been PROVED in a US court of law to host illegal content? Maybe even giving infringing sites a leeway of X strikes before they're out to account for the massive volumes of pirated stuff?

The reality is that Google will be against ANY form of action against sites hosting illegal content because (a) searches for such sites drive a lot of traffic to Google's search engine and (b) these sites display a LOT of ads that are brokered by Google. The big G is making bucketloads of money from other people's piracy.

And Hey! Copyright holder Lobbyists! Quit acting the victims here, because some of this mess is of your own creation. You want to block piracy? Cool, I'll support that, if in return you (a) put in place a licensing mechanism where if I buy a film / album etc I have FULL rights to copy that as many times I want onto and convert that between any format I want and to play on any device I own so long as it's for reasonable personal / family / friends use. Stop treating your legitimate customers as criminals. and (b) stop lobbying to extend copyright again and again ad infinitum. You get 20 years, 25 years tops, after that it's public domain. That's plenty of time to monetise your creativity, and you can't rest on your laurels and live forever off the rent of one big hit.

Footie club sacks striker for homophobic tweet

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shall I draw you a diagram??

You're free to prefer blondes over brunettes.

You're not free to abuse brunettes just because you prefer blondes.

French get unlimited mobile for €20

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If only....

...the price wars could spill over the border into Switzerland, where an unlimited* package is on teh order of CHF100 (€75-80) / mth

*not unlimited

Volkswagen catches electric Beetle

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Nice styling

The first 'new' beetle was fugly. This at least has gone back to the ancient lineage of the original beetle and got some styling cues from the Porsche.

Profs call for harsh taxes on sweet carbonated beverages

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I'm generally against taxing unhealthy stuff (and Sugar is as bad for the health as HFCS when consumed in industrial amounts - the problem really is that every drink, fast-food, prepackaged meal etc has LOTS of it) . Treat people as adults and let them make their own choices. Stop subsidising corn for HCFS and remove sugar import taxes (Heck, isn't it the USAans who are usually banging on about free trade? Or is that only when free trade helps you to sell stuff to Africa & Latin America, not to help them to sell you stuff?)

Above all, people need to have a minimum of education about what rubbish is in a lot of food these days.

Three more 'nauts prepare for space station housewarming

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Heinlein got there first

The moon is a harsh mistress

Plastic semiconductor makes solar cells more efficient

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Fantastic, this really is a big deal. Panels at approx 25% efficiency in sunny places like Spain or California are already pushing close to cost-parity with oil generators, even more so if the price of oil stays around or over the $100 mark.

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mmmmmmmmm

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18 oz steak

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Nissan Leaf battery powered electric car

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Even if they charge a premium for the use of the 80A charger over the real cost of the electricity, I reckon it won't be more than a quid or two. Don't have time to do the maths though

The cure for US job woes: More immigrants

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FAIL

The vast majority of people in prison in the US are for harmless drug offences (possession or personal use). Marijuana use in the US is about 50% white. People in jail for marijuana use / possession is about 10-20% white.

the vast majority of immigrants are law-abiding precisiely because they know they'll be deported if they do something criminal, so they keep their heads down and work.

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The so-called 'trickle-down' theory was much in vogue in the Reaganite 80s and for today's Republicans it has become a dogma as unchallengeable as that the earth was created 6000 years ago fully-designed, that the earth's climate is not changing and that torturing of terror suspects and invading middle-eastern countries is demanded by god.

In practice, it has never been shown to work, quite the opposite in fact since the country was booming at Clinton-era rates and the Bush tax-cuts (continued by Obama) have not done anything to save the economy. Just to give more money to the rich

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The perception of the businesses calling for more immigrants to work is twofold. On the "lower" end of the workforce, many USA-ans are too proud to take a job picking fruit, or the urban equivalent, flipping burgers. Some jobs like housekeeping and gardening become the exclusive preserve of immigrants (mostly Mexican / Latin American but also Asian).

On the other end of the scale, tech, biotech, pharma etc companies will hoover up as much talent as they can get. If they're limited to USA-ans and a handful of highly-skilled immigrants, then the limited talent pool will force up salaries. From the point of view of businesses, unemployment rates above 5% are great because they force salaries down. That's why the employers wanted more immigrant visas even though for the years of the study the economy was booming and they could recruit enough talent.

With the economy in the crapper and huge unemployment, companies have it even better, they fire a bunch of workers, can freeze the pay of the existing ones and push them to do more work for the same pay. No wonder corporate profits in the US are at an all-time high not only in absolute numbers but also as a %age of GDP

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Goat Jam might be going a little over the top in the original post's detail, however the general idea is correct. Why are there no comprehensive classes at school about civic rights and duties, the role and functioning of government and the underlying social contracts implied? It's because governments like to be thought of as all-knowing and all-powerful?

Why are there no classes on financial literacy in any primary or secondary schools? Because rich people make money from the poor's ignorance of the intricate functionings of credit card debt, mutual fund administration fees, bank charges etc etc etc. The default is - put your money in the bank and do whatever your financial adviser tells you (Noting that said financial adviser is, just like you, a poor middle-class schmuck who doesn't really know how to really manage money, otherwise they'd be in their seaside villa enjoying themselves, not working 8/5/365 to give you financial advice)

Google promises 0.001 of revenue to free the slaves

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Hey, el Reg!

No need to be snide about what a small percentage it is. That's a huge amount of cash going to a good cause so well done Google

Ebooks must stay fat with VAT, blame the EU, MPs told

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But unlike printable books, there is almost-zero marginal cost to producing and distributing an e-book, so why is Amazon* selling both at the same price, and then blaming the government

*since Amazon were quoted I mention them, but really ALL ebook retailers should be selling ebooks cheaper than dead tree versions. And I don't care if it's pushed by the publishers. It's the 21st century, get it sorted

Steelie Neelie dreams of apps slurping public data for free

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Top, top woman

Neelie Kroes - almost single-handedly keeping my faith in the EU alive

Greenland 'lurched upward' in 2010 as 100bn tons of ice melted

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Thanks for the answers, a lot clearer now :)

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Bias?

Well, it's the climate researcher's own data that showed that previous estimates of volume of ice melt were 3 X the actual melt.

I can only speak for myself not for el Reg, and I do believe that the earth is warming and that human activity is to some extent responsible. I also believe that the extent of our responsibilty is less than it is made out to be, that the earth will be just fine if it warms by a couple of degrees, and that extreme environmentalists / scaremongering press / politicians / NGOs routinely emphasise worst-case scenarios and apocalyptic visions over the more likely middle-of-the-road scenarios. I also know enough about computer modelling to know that when modelling highly complicated systems, some parts of which are not properly understood, predictions 10 or 20 years into the future are suspect (let alone 50 or 100 years).

I get enough doom and gloom from the rest of the press combined, and while I know that el Reg pull a bit too much towards scepticism, I am thankful to them for publicising 'out-of-the-mainstream' articles and ideas that would not be published in most mainstream media

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any el reg boffins out there?

- what is a "gravity-measuring satellite" and how does this "measuring gravity" work? Is it supposed to detect differences in mass through differences in gravity? Surely gravity is so weak that even many metric fucktons of ice wouldn't register?

- GPS?? I thought that measures longitude / latitude position. Can it also measure altitude??

- when measuring sea-level changes, how do boffins know whether it's the sea rising or the land subsiding?

Elon Musk's private Dragon ship to dock with ISS in Feb

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+10 points...

...for free-market capitalism. In it's true form (ie unburdened by corruption, influence-peddling and protectionism) it's still the best way to get the most results with the least expenditure.

Blighty's bumpkins bemoan bold broadband bluster

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So what's the criteria for "best" broadband network? Percentage of people who theoretically could have access if they wanted? Percentage of people actually hooked up? Peak speed? Average speed? Reliability?

Since it's a government claim, I fully expect the criteria of 'best' to be 'the one that stacks up the least embarassingly against the competition'. meanwhile in the real world I very much doubt that the UK will be even close to the top in any one of those criteria except "Percentage of people who theoretically could have access if they wanted " which will probably be made-up anyway

Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt

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Chestacular

Word of the day :)

Oh, and it's Friday afternoon, where's my BOFH??

US judge: Ad-pushers may be liable for 'facilitating' website piracy

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google will have to respond to infringement and take-down notices a bit more promptly, but it should already have such mechanisms in place. The key part from Google's (and any ad network's) point of view is that they are not required to proactively monitor the sites they link to / advertise on. So the burden on finding / asking to remove infringing sites is completely on the rights holder (which is as it should be)... and basically all they'll be doing is play whack-a-mole since as soon as a site gets taken off one place it will pop up in another

Iran displays video footage of captured US spy drone

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erm.... actually it's some people in the US and Israel who are begging to attack Iran. The politicians in the US are beholden to the Israel lobby to such an extent that most prioritise Israel's interests over US ones in the middle east. The US has no real strategic concern with Iran beyond a basic stability that keeps the strait of Hormuz open to oil tanker shipping.

Those who REALLY want to attack Iran are the Israeli far right, partly concerned about the 'destroy Israel' rhetoric coming from Iran (which is really mostly rhetoric), but mostly because they want to stay the only nuclear-capable country in the region (which allows them pretty much a free hand in dealing with Palestine without the other Arab countries interfering).

Sure there are some ultra-religious Islamist nuts in Iran ranting on about the great satan, executing gay people and blowing up Buddha statues, but they're no different from the ultra-orthodox Jews in Israel who are intent on permanently occupying the whole of the west bank. nor from the right-wing Christianists* in the US.

*Christianist = Christian version of Islamists. Christians are in favour of love, peace and charity, Christianists are in favour of capital punishment, torture, war on non-Christians, and entrenching their religious prejudices in the US constitution. Since they can't execute gays in the US, they materially support this practice in places such as Uganda.

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if they lost communication with the drone they wouldn't have been able to destroy it. I doubt they would set it up to auto-destruct if communication was lost... that could lead to all sorts of undesired consequences

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Also unknown to the Americans - the concept that there are some extremely smart people elsewhere in the world, including Iran, and dismissing out of hand the possibility that the drone really might have been take over by the Iranians is arrogant in the extreme.

Maybe some people in the US think the Iranians live in caves or mud huts and would be confounded by an iPad? Either Iran is a backward tinpot country that hasn't a snowball's chance in hell of hijacking a technologically advanced drone. or else it's a highly advanced country that's on the verge of getting nuclear weaponry. You can't have it both ways.

RED MOON to GO DARK tonight in Pacific eclipse

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Top marks for the sub-heading

UltraViolet: Hollywood's giant digital gamble is here

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"How about rewarding customers for paying with DRM-free downloads"

I can see the studio's point of view in this. Instead of saying - here's your DRM-free download, you can do with it everything you like, they are now saying - here's your DRM-lite download, you can do everything you like with it EXCEPT make it available as a torrent to the general public.

That seems pretty fair to me.

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The issue with DRM has always been WAAAAY too much lockdown. If it's 'light' enough and smart enough to not interfere with legitimate users it won't even be noticed. 5 users and 12 devices, all of which can be rotated, seems pretty good to me.

The real key to all this is:

"a universal, lifetime right to watch a movie in any format they want; it may be streamed to any device from the cloud, or downloaded to any device".

This is basically what the vast majority of consumers have been asking for, and it sure as hell beats the 'walled garden' Apple/Disney concept

Man fights felony hacking charge for accessing wife's email

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no, different from voicemail 'hacking'

There's a huge difference, legally at least, between KNOWING a specific password (such as if this guy knowing his wife's password, which would imply that she consented to his access and GUESSING that password, even if it is trivial because the idiot user left the default password (because in this case there is no implied consent).

If the wife left her email open on a shared computer, even if there's maybe no implied consent, there's no reasonable expectation of privacy, same as leaving an opened letter on the kitchen table

China pad peddler wins iPad name from Apple

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lawyers

Apple is supposed to have some pretty good ones, they should have read the small print better. No sympathy

New Turing petition calls for criminal pardon

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Just change the petition to pardon all people criminally convicted of being gay

Globe slowly warming, insists 'Hansen's Bulldog'

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1979-2010 ??

Years carefully chosen to exclude the cooling period of the late sixties and seventies?

0.014 degrees a year is 1.4 degrees a century, while the best estimate I know of that we have of current trends is 1 degree a century, or 0.010 degrees a year. Excluding the 10-15 years prior to 1979 seems to have increased the size of the trend by around 40%.

Groupon grotty grotto rage forces Santa's chief elf to quit

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Not sure how groupon presents these offers, but in the swiss version (probably not affiliated), the seller has the option to limit the number of vouchers sold on an offer. Clearly any business going for this sort of promotion needs to work out how much each voucher is going to cost them, and whether they can handle the volume.

In this case though I would assign the giant FAIL to groupon since they apparently got the train info wrong, and seemed to have gone ahead without a contract signed?? the supplier still should have kept an eye on groupon's page, they could have nipped it in the bud

Quantum computing comes closer as diamonds get spooky

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Diamond-based chips

Bling computing for the masses

Voyager probe reaches edge of Solar System's 'bubble'

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...and even when their power gives up the ghost and stops transmission, they'll keep on going and going and going, potentially for tens, hundreds of thousands of years... perhaps even millions considering that the chances of them bumping into anything solid are fairly close to zero

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The 8-track tape bit is brilliant - 34 years and 11bln miles and still going strong. Fantastic boffinry.

And one WTF?? - Voyager 1 launched September 1977, Voyager 2 launched August 1977 - why did they invert the numbering / launch out of sequence?

RIM gives up on BBX name after court order

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Blackberry 10 issues?

"It’s not a good sign that the new OS, meant to revive the company’s flagging fortunes, is already running into issues"

Having to change the name from BBX to Blackberry 10 does not count as an OS issue in my book. Also, RIM failing to sell playbooks and having an employee with legal troubles are nothing to do with the OS

Patent tax break takes effect in April 2013

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Unintended consequences?

As far as I know, research doesn't have to be done in the UK for UK patent office to award a patent... so firms will not do more research in the UK, they will just register more patents there. Unintended consequences this will have:

1) relocation to UK of patent trolls

2) huge pressure by big multinationals on the UK patent office to accept bullshit patents

3) huge flood of bullshit patents awarded by the UK patent office

Might be well-intentioned, however I doubt that this measure will improve innovation in the UK.

‘Blogger not a journalist’ says Oregon court

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Moronic

There is no substantive difference between a blog and a " newspaper, magazine, periodical, book, pamphlet, news service, wire service, news or feature syndicate, broadcast station or network, or cable television system."

This judge is barely up to speed with the 20th century, let alone the 21st

Kindle Fire to consume half of Android tablet biz

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Amazon is the differentiator only in so far as Amazon is selling the things at cost price to flog e-books, which is where they make their money. The real difference is cost. Bottom line, if a punter has to choose between an iPad and an not-iPad, the not-iPad has to be minimum hundred quid less costly to get the sale.

Curious, since HTC, Samsung etc seem to have no problem selling Android phones at a similair spec and price-range as the iPhone

Swiss insist file-sharers don't hurt copyright holders

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Plus 10 points for Switzerland

Law based on actually studying a case properly rather than give in blindly to lobby groups! That is real old-school, man!