* Posts by James Micallef

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Siri, will Chrome's new speech features kill you?

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"Until voice activation can work with 100% accuracy 100% of the time for 100% of its users"

That's WAAAAY above even the best human secretary, let alone one who's tired / hung over / distracted playing solitaire

Satnav blunder sends Belgian granny 1,450km to Croatia

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"It's incredibly easy to not even know what country you are in if you're not on the main motorways"

True, but this wasn't simply straying over the border... she must have crossed all the width of Germany, and the breadth of Austria, and surely she must have stopped for petrol at least once.

Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

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"I don't know why people in developing nations need multi-SIM"

phones are too expensive for everyone to have their own, so users own a SIM and share a phone

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Re: Waterproof means no user changeable battery.

I've once had to replace a battery on a 5 or 6-year old Nokia 3310. Other than that I have had a variety of Samsung, Nokia, Sony Ericsson, HTC, and some french brand I can't recall. Most of these continue to work after I've stopped using them, and in all cases the batteries are still good (if with reduced capacity). The S-E that I still use as a secondary phone, I've had for about 10 years and it's still fine on it's original battery.

So largely I agree with Lunatik, for most phone owners, changing the battery will never be required in normal circumstances (ie the battery isn't itself faulty), and while a swappable battery is a 'good-to-have' feature, it will rank fairly low on the priorities of the 99%.

Re chargers, I thought the EU was mandating the micro-usb charger, maybe it was only a recommendation (that Apple ignored), or it hasn't come into force yet? (and inany case, Apple would probably prefer to package a uUSB-to-Apple converter for free in phones sold in the EU rather than change the whole design)

'Mauro, SHUT THE F**K UP!'

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McAfee giveaway discrimination?

" I began giving these away as presents to select people – government employees, police officers, cabinet minister’s assistants, girlfriends of powerful men, boyfriends of powerful women "

...what about the powerful men's boyfriends and the powerful women's girlfriends??

Time has already run out for smart watches

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Re: @xyz - Good idea in theory

Last week El Reg highlighted a flexible panel that could act as a tablet touch-screen, I think that would be ace for this application. Rather than a 'watch' form factor (too tiny to do anything useful on), think of a large bracelet (sort of Predator's control panel bracelet). Battery and non-flexible gubbins can be fitted around the bottom part of the wrist, while the top part could easily accommodate a 4" screen. It wouldn't be suitable for a lot of things of course (anything that requires sustained staring at the screen), but as a combination of watch + media device + control panel (+phone with an added headset) it could work great. Plus maybe you can slip it off and fletten it out to do any more serious reading or other concentrated usage.

Razzies set to torpedo Rihanna's Battleship

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Re: Battleship?

Battleship has a seriously funny first 5 minutes (robbery scene) and from there nosedives so deep into the unwatchable that viewers risk nosebleed. That's possible even worse than being consistently crap from teh very beginning. I was prepared forer crap but teh first scene raised my hopes cruelly

'Doomsday' asteroid Apophis more massive than first thought

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Re: Friday 13th

"the debris will wipe out the entire continent and will fuck up the world climate for decades"

Alternatively, it will leave a huge amount of particulate matter in the atmosphere and turn down the dial on global warming, saving the world's climate from further destruction

'Physical pressure' from Iran’s cyber cops killed blogger

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Re: report calls for

" Blimey, are you drinking the concentrated koolaid?"

I'm under no illusions that many, many atrocities DO take place in Iran, and are sanctioned and encouraged by the state. Nevertheless, it's a small positive step in the right direction for them that such atrocities need a 'warrant', and such small steps are to be encouraged.

Re Menezes, bottom line is that "the police service" was found guilty and was fined (I wonder if any of that fine found it's way to Menezes' heirs or was just out of one gov pocket and into another), but no person was held responsible for their actions, even though it was individual officers and not "the police service" who were responsible for wrong intelligence gathering / analysis / execution.

" I think I see the probable cause of your "righteous" indignation."

Excellent! When someone cannot rebut an argument I make and instead descends to snide remarks or personal attacks, that's one indicator that what I said is reasonably correct.

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Re: report calls for

Actually in Iran, a country that teh western world derides for it's backwardness on civil rights, police who tortured and killed a suspect are being held to account and being investigated in their parliament. However flawed and f***ed up their system, at lesat some people are being held accountable.

In the UK, I have yet to hear of any police charged with abuse of power when they shot the Brazilian electrician, or even for ordinary bullying (tall photographers?). In the US, fully armed SWAT teams are routinely used for minor pot busts, quite frequently served on the wrong address, and sometimes innocents get shot and killed. Accountability = 0

2012 was warmest year ever recorded in USA

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Re: Two grains of salt to take with this data

"How do you extinguish fires? Kerosene?"

Pedant alert - Something I learnt from barbecue lighting FAILs - small fires CAN be extinguished with a bucket of kerosene. It's ignition point is quite high and it ignites very well as a vapour, not very well as a volume of liquid. A bucketload of kerosene can cut out the oxygen for a fire + cool the surrounding material as well as a bucket of water. As well as leaving the kerosene pourer embarassed and perplexed.

NASA: There are 17 BEEELLION Earth-sized worlds in Milky Way

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17 billion what??

What I understood from the article is that 'Earth-sized' is actually being used for 'Earth-like'.

However even taking very low probabilities that such a planet is not only in the 'liquid-water' zone but has a reasonable temperature (<40 C), has actual water on the surface, can support an atmosphere (or even HAS an atmosphere) etc etc, it's a good bet that there are a handful of these planets that are Earth-like enough for humans to live there some time in the (VERY) far future.

"until we actually get out there and start exploring other star systems "

Right now we can barely get into LEO and the fastest and furtest probes we have ever sent have just taken 60-odd years to reach the edge of our solar system. As I said, VERY far future

Biomass bummer: carbon mitigation could increase ozone

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Re: So too much ozone is bad....

Solution - grow the eucalyptus trees in the stratosphere

St Zuck gives half a BEELLION DOLLARS in Facebook stock to charity

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Good on you, mate!

I'm a bit wary of people being very public with their charity, but always better to publicise one's charity than to not give anything at all. So well done Mr. Zuckerberg!

Re tax deductibility, that's the case now but I belive one of the tax provisions with a good chance of being stricken off in the latest round of US tax-code whack-a-mole is the charitable deduction. That's a big plus since research shows that deductability of charitable donations has very little effect on total charitable donations. So while I'm sure his zuckness will be happy to take any deduction, I am happy to think that he would have done it anyway even without the deduction

Boffins spot planet that could support life... just 12 light years away

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Re: How far away, far far far away

"What's that in linguine?"

Not sure, but I think there will be enough linguine for seconds all round*

*Assuming a few Tera-swimming pools of carbonara sauce, of course

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Mass 5 times that of earth

I'm not up to the maths involved right now, but with similair density to Earth that's at least 2-3G surface gravity. But then again... if Earth's survival is in peril, any port in a storm

Baby got .BAT: Old-school malware terrifies Iran with del *.*

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Re: Iran

"Are MS even allowed to sell to Iran?"

I'm sure Iran won't be feeling too guilty about pirating a few copies

Dutch operators: Ugh, we really overdid it on the 4G last night...

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Re: As usual...

Erm... 6 or 7 years ago £35 a month got me a 3 contract with unlimited texts and calls. A quick look at 3's site tells me that for £35 (which is actually less in real terms than 7 years ago) I can get "all-you-can-eat" data* + a stupid number of calls and texts. Considering I can use Skype / viber / whatsapp / FB or G messenger for calls / messages, that means that effectively I could use my phone for anything I want short of downloading full-length albums /movies.

Bottom line, the service I can get has increased immensely, while the bottom line price is the same (actually less in real terms). If you REALLY believe that you will end up paying over the odds, just don't renew your contract.

*Yes I'm sure some fair usage / small print applies

Conmen DID use leaked info of sporty civil servants... to attack HMRC

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prosecutions, ahoy?

I might be confusing this with some other national legislation, but isn't it a requirement of data protection law that any breach is reported to the individuals concerned as soon as it is discovered? If so, any chance of a civil prosecution under data protection act?

Doh, silly me, as if any civil servant will ever be charged over something like this!

Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei 'likes' Facebook despite ban

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Re: "evil" countries

I agree completely with this:"I'm getting a little tired of this continuous "evil country" kind of thing"

There is no such thing as an "evil country", there's just countries with people in charge who do some terrible things. For the most part, the citizens of Iraq, Iran, N Korea etc are just doing their best to survive in difficult circumstances. When you don't know where the next crust of bread is coming from, you don't get too wrapped up in philosophy, and you better believe what the guy handing out the bread says or there won't be any for you next time.

Fish grow ‘hands’ in genetic experiment

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Re: mermaids

Ah, but is it a top-half mermaid or a bottom-half mermaid?

Quadriplegic woman demos advanced mind-control of robot arm

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Re: Damn, that is brilliant!

Amazingly cool and amazingly life-changing for so many people.

Especially this " advanced to the point where she doesn't have to consciously control each movement .... but she just thinks of the target action and the arm does the rest. " is key, because it means that with advanced enough robotics / prosthetics, para/quadri-plagics and amputees can have a range of freedom of action comparable to someone with 4 functioning limbs.

Although I guess it's also a first step towards our cybernetic terminator overlords :o

It's official: Mac users are morally superior to Windows users

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And the Lord said....

...let not your left hand know what your right hand is doing.... or something of the sort.

Maybe Windows users donate to charity through other means

Maybe Windows users are out volunteering while Mac users are clicking 'donate' from their sofas

Maybe Windows users are poor and NEED donations

Maybe Windows users are just cheapskates....

OR maybe the fact that Mac users donate more than Windows users through one particular donation site out of many hundreds means nothing more than that Mac users donate more through that particular site.

ITU to treaty haters: Enjoy your pricey roaming, boatloads of spam... suckers

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Re: The conference broke down for good reason

"The treaty allows governments to inspect the contents of Internet traffic"

Which treaty, the existing one or the proposed new one? The current treaty was conceived mostly in a phone-and-fax era. By the current treaty it must be OK for governments to examine content in their own jurisdictions as long as it complies with local laws (I would be flabbergasted to the contrary, otherwise international calls could not be wiretapped, and all western governments do this, hopefully under judicial review).

So clearly by the current treaty it's already OK for, for example, China to inspect content on any internet server that's physically located in China. So I still fail to see what the difference is and why the backlash.

My suspicion is that the authoritarian states want to get their intrusivenes enshrined in the treaty, not because they won't keep on snooping either way, but to give them some sort of moral high ground. The western states don't want to relenquish their own perceived moral high ground, and Google et al want to be able to feed massive volumes of data around without being forced to pay more for access, or see their traffic being bumped down in priority if real-time data like VOIP gets priority.

And no-one wants to admit their real agenda so they're all blustering about freedom

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In spite of all the bluster from both sides, it still isn't clear to me exactly what was being proposed and what was being rejected*. Like most (even technically-minded) people, I'm not well-versed on the nuts-and-bolts nitty-gritty, and neither side has been able to properly explain their position.

And "They are threatening the freedoms of the Internet" is NOT an explanation.

For example, China routinely filters all of it's internet traffic. Most western countries have a sort of 'paedo blacklist' that gets filtered out. Syria recently cut off the whole Internet... so clearly every country in the world that has a state apparatus strong enough to take physical control (or realistically threaten physical control) of the servers and gateways that make up that country's internet connections, then they can censor or cut off whatever they want. I don't think that this situation is going to change, treaty or no treaty.

So what is this really all about?

*My office firewall isn't playing nicely so I can't see the PDF

Chinese spacecraft JUUUUST avoids smashing into Toutatis

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Re: One day, it's probably going to cause a big problem.

By Toutatis, the sky is falling on our heads!!

Second Higgs possibility pops up in CERN data

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Goddam!!

CERN has identified a zombie Higgs Boson!!

Stephen Hawking pushes for posthumous pardon for Alan Turing

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No, Turing should NOT be pardoned

"Pardoned" means that Turing DID actually commit the "crime" he was charged with and found guilty of, and is being shown some sort of mercy as a reward for his war effort.

This will NOT do justice.

What is needed is a complete and official RETRACTION of any "guilty" verdicts and any sentences imposed, an acknowledgement that the law was completely and utterly wrong and that ANYONE convicted (not just Turing) was wrongly persecuted by the government of the time. Materially, it should be like those verdicts and sentences never existed. A pardon does not overturn the verdict, only the sentence.

Frack me! UK shale gas bonanza 'bigger than North Sea oil'

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Re: Hippies?

"People worried about earthquakes are largely irrational and poorly informed." - correct

"People worried about contaminated drinking water are largely irrational and poorly informed." sophistry at best, because the water argument isn't just about contamination. Even if there can be an ironclad guarantee* that the contaminated water used in the process will stay underground and not contaminate the water table, fracking uses vast quantities of water. That will put fracking in competition with irrigation, drinking and other industrial uses for a limited water resource.

As I recall from an earlier article, it might have been yourself promoting reverse osmosis to increase water availability, but without that, fresh water is too scarce and precious to be filling it with chemicals and pumping it underground.

*there cannot

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@NomNomNom

Yep, that's right. Ideally, the situation would be that the energy now being generated from coal will be substituted by energy generated from gas, resulting in less CO2 emmitted. This is how the whoel thing is being marketed / presented.

In practice, energy now being generated from coal will be supplemented by energy generated from gas, resulting in more CO2 emmitted.

Ideally short-term use of more gas and less coal will at least slow down the acceleration of CO2 emmissions and that the revenue from the gas will be used to fund nuclear and renewables, allowing us to increase energy production while leaving coal in the ground. But experience tells me this isn't much more than a hope.

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Re: Solid foundations

This: "And most importantly - they have proper foundations"

FFS houses in Holland have stronger foundations. Before building a block they spend months* driving piles through the soggy marshland they call home till they hit solid rock. Then they lay foundation on the piles. Some of the older houses (built on wooden piles) are a bit crooked to be honest, but that mostly adds to the charm :)

*I've had the headaches form a nearby construction site to prove it

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Re: Get it right next time

Spot on! Also, just because there's 15 years of reserves (and possibly up to 60), doesn't mean it makes sense to over-develop, and hoover it all up and burn it as quickly as possible to get teh maximum immediate profit. It makes much more sense to invest in enough plant to get a steady stream* that can be usefully used for 50-100 years. Otherwise you'll be spending billions on industrial machinery that will only be used for 20-30 years and then become useless, AND extracting as much as possible as quickly as possible will drive prices down.

Also, makes sesne to re-invest some of teh bonanza into renewable energy for when the bonanza is over.

*in this respect it's probably better to have a very low safety threshold to start with. Once there's a few year's experience of how things are working, they can push the limit up. If you start with a higher limit, good luck with ever wanting to get that limit down.

Sniff.. Phew! WORLD'S OLDEST CHEESE discovered in Poland

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Re: Proto-Mozzarella

Proto-Pizza!!!

Falling slinky displays slow-motion causality

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Re: Centre of mass

I always thought about it in terms of centre of mass as well.

I think what the boffins are getting at is a bit more detail as to teh actual molecular mechanism of how a centre of mass works through communicating molecular bindings. While the slinky is attached at the top, it's part of a combined structure that has a completely different centre of mass somewhere else. The slinky only starts acting independently with it's own centre of mass once it's released. And since nothing can travel faster than light, the information that the top of the slinky has been released cannot be instantaneously transmitted to teh rest of the slinky, this 'information' is passed down the slinky as a release of tension between the molecular bindings making up the spring.

Or something like that.

Cassini spots Titan ‘mini-Nile’

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"I'm crossing you in style"

Given a surface gravity of 0.14g, you can probably jump across. In Ballerina pointy leap, of course, to be stylish

Delegates launch dawn spitball raid in battle for INTERNET DOMINATION

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Re: WT??? "such a hard time achieving anything"

"The ITU works entirely by consensus "

Yes, but how does one know when consensus has been achieved? Does it need unanymous agreement on every decision? Or is 'consensus' defined as X% of members and/or delegates being in favour?

Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

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Re: weird

" can't really afford the services of those sandwich-making accountants / lawyers."

What we REALLY can't afford are the services of the politicians who are much more amenable to the lobbyists' coin

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Yep, completely agree, it's the rules that must be changed. However Schmidt's ode to capitalism is leaving out one dirty little secret. The rules are made and can be changed by politicians, the politicians need money to be (re)elected, and the only people with enough money to give them a good (re)election chance are Google and all the other big capitalists, whose lobbyists are dictating to the politicians what laws to pass.

That's why the politicians are paying lip service to lambast the tax-avoiders in public, while privately making sure that the tax system stays full of friendly legal tax-avoidance loopholes

WCIT settles into a long night as deadlocks solidify ... into logjam

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No deal

"the conference centre locks up at one in the morning and no one is expecting much to be resolved by then "

That's a good thing isn't it? If nothing new is negotiated then we keep the status quo.

Revealed: The Brit-built GRAVITY-powered light that costs $5

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Re: Nice

Yes, it's mostly the use of highly efficient LEDs that make this a fantastic idea. Most people who don't have electricity available burn stuff for light which is both highly inefficient and very dangerous (particulate matter + fire risk)

Also I read somewhere else that it could be made a lot more portable / practical using a wind-up spring to store energy rather than lifting a heavy bag. The gravity method necessarily requiresa heavy weight to store potential energy, while a spring can store the same energy in a smaller / lighter / more portable package.

But all in all, well done, good job!!

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@David Webb

If that was a genuine question, I guess it is simply confusion on your part, and teh downvotes are ungenrous rather than enlightening. The point where your vision falls down is this:

" As long as it generates more power than it uses"

By definition it will always generate less power than it uses, and that power is being used to keep the light on. You can't use the same power to both lift a counterweight AND keep the light on.

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Re: Nice idea but sack the sub-editor

"Solar for lights isn't that expensive "

For the western world it isn't. For the developing world, a bit more. Plus, solar panels can't be fixed or rebuilt, and to provide light when the sun isn't there, require batteries which also lose efficiency / need maintenance / replacing.

A mechanical contraption like this is a lot more robust and easy to maintain. No reason a device like this couldn't work for scores of years* , even taking into account changing teh LED every 10 years or so.

*unless it was built to built-in-obsolescence specs as most technology for westerners' consumption seems to be these days

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Re: Oh Great!

@Pete2: Comment of the month, I salute you, sir!

Top-secret US spaceplane sets off on another classified mission

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Re: Its a fair bet...

It's a fair bet that the US can't prepare and launch this baby with less than 24 hours' notice, more likely it's been weeks preparing a launch that was known months ago. It's extremely unlikely this is related to the Nork launch. On the other hand, while it's up there I'm sure the US can redirect it to have a look

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

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Re: Why hasn't the US "brought democracy" to NK yet?

"NK has achieved full and complete control over food, water, energy"

Not really. It's heavily dependent on China for a lot of supplies. For the moment it suits China to have a satellite "rogue state", but as China strengthens economic ties with the rest of the world it will rein in any too-ambitious move by the Norks.

Re why the US invaded Iraq and are targeting Iran but not Nork - Iran humiliated the US after the US arranged a coup against the legitimately elected Iranian government in favour of the dsposed Shah, so at leat back then the US cared only about oil, not about democracy. Iraq was a US buddy while they were fighting Iran, and the US was happy enough for Iraq to have nukes - it was Israel who destroyed Iraq's nuclear facilities. Iraq only fell out of favour with the US when it invaded Kuwait (ie caused instability in oil-producing region). Also note the difference in US response in Libya (big oil producer) vs Syria (not a big oil producer)

There are various other geo-political reasons why the US would not even consider invading North Korea, but surely lack of resources required by US is surely among the reasons.

After 50 years, Europe gets one patent to rule them all

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Re: But for one reason or another...

The French are extremely anal about their language, among a bunch of other things, and will fight tooth and nail for meaningless privileges that show off the prestige of France (eg the horrendous waste of money that is having a second EU parliament in Strasbourg). They are especially pissed-off that English has become the world's lingua franca, and will refuse any thing being done only in English on a matter of pure reflex.

To be fair English, German ad French are the 3 languages spoken by most Europeans, so there is some sense to having 3 languages, as opposed to, I believe 23 languages to be translated / interpreted to for all official EU documents, parliamentary sessions etc. But doing things according to national pride not according to usefulness is friggin' stupid. Most Germans can speak good (if funnily accented) English. The only other real international European language is Spanish, spoken in most of S. America, all of Central America, and is a major language in the US. So English + Spanish is what the EU should be standardising on.

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Oh, yes

" trolls seem to now have a one-stop shop, and a well-priced one at that, in which to pursue their claims."

That's not how I read it. Currently a troll can simply file a case in multiple jursidictions. They only need to win one to more than cover the expenses incurred from all their filings. From the patent trolls' point of view, the more jurisdictions, the better, since if they're denied in one jurisdiction they'll just open a new case somewhere else.

If a unified EU patent can only be contested once, and the resulting ruling is binding all through the EU, it will reduce the amount of litigation. Of course trolls still have somewhere to operate and trivial patents can still be possibly granted, but let's burn the trolls under that bridge when we come to it.

Look out, world! Are you ready for John McAfee: THE MOVIE?

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Re: eerr David Fincher?

"delivered altered states of conciousness"

on that criteria alone it's got to be Johnny Depp

Last moon landing was 40 years ago today

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Re: Scary thing is ...

"We are spending gross amounts of money, and showing zero return."

I'm sure the shareholders and upper management of Lockheed Martin, Boeing, BAE, Halliburton etc etc will disagree with you on the "zero return". It's basically war profiteering where there weren't any really good wars going on, so the wars had to be somehow conjured up

'UK DNA database by stealth' proposed in £100m NHS project

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Theory vs Practice

In theory this can be a really awesome advance in medicine. Done properly, it could drastically improve health outcomes, especially in the long term, and could open the door to lots of innovative and useful research.

But, as Yogi Berra is said to have remarked: In theory, there isn't any difference between theory and practice, in practice there is.

If it's that well known bastion of IT excellence and ciizen privacy that is the British Government that's implementing it......