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I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!

Robinson

Haha

This is a wonderful piece Alistair. Thank you.

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Origins of SEXUAL INTERCOURSE fished out of SCOTTISH LAKE

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What?

The origin of sex goes back a lot further than fish.

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You can crunch it all you like, but the answer is NOT always in the data

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There were quite a few statisticians who `successfully' mined financial data to price derivatives and other securities.

Turned out really well didn't it.

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Linux systemd dev says open source is 'SICK', kernel community 'awful'

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Reverse racism

How often recently (over the last few years) have I heard or read the following, "Western, straight, white, male" written or spoken in a derogatory manner. Can you imagine if I'd written something similar about gays or black men? How long would it be before I had a visit from the fuzz?

Western civilisation (created by Western white males) is slowly disappearing up its own behind and people like Lennart Poettering are the reason why.

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Smart meters in UK homes will only save folks a lousy £26 a year

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Minister?

This was according to the Minister for Being an Idiot, Ed Davey, was it?

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Limits to Growth is a pile of steaming doggy-doo based on total cobblers

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Re: Parameter error

" If we are able to survive and maintain that world growth rate, by 2100, there will be 49 billion people on the planet."

Is this the same kind of extrapolation people used to work out how deep the horse manure would be across the entire city of New York by 2000 at current increase in horse ownership (1900)? If it is (and I think it is), you're an idiot. Population is predicted to level off at around 9bn and then start to fall. It falls as populations become wealthier, which totally destroys your stupid thesis.

Answer: It was about head high, by the way.

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Re: Enery is the secret

I could think of a few things to do with a machine gun involving Paul Ehrlich.

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The agony and ecstasy of SteamOS: WHERE ARE MY GAMES?

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sooo..

From the opening paragraphs what I'm getting from this article is that you went ahead and installed it on non-recommended hardware and then you were shocked and disappointed that it was hard work getting it set up.

News at 11?

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EVE Online erects mashed-up memorial to biggest space fight in history

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Re: False sense of achievement maxed out...

There's only a real money comparison here because you can buy "plex" which give you game time. You can also sell those plex on the market to get in-game currency. The value is therefore based on how many plex you'd need to buy with real money in order to get the equivalent in-game cash to buy all of the ships that were destroyed.

But the main way of getting in-game cash is PvE content, like mining, industry, missions, ratting etc. So the real money comparison is kind-of silly when a large proportion of the asserts that were destroyed almost certainly came from this source, not real money.

Basically, the £300k thing is just marketing bollocks.

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Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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Just so I understand...

So, a group of people have their snouts in the trough of public money (in this case lottery cash) and don't want the other group to get any. Worse, sales at the gift shop will plummet!

I guarantee you those in charge are earning over a £100,000 a year, have never worked for a private organisation in their lives and have gold plated final salary pensions.

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Cambs prof scoops $3m Fundamental Physics prize

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Prizes?

Scientists are becoming worse than media luvvies, constantly handing out prizes to each other, whilst brushing the terrible state of many of their paradigms under the carpet.

So many physicists working on String Theory for decades and not a single testable prediction. Deserves a prize, does it?

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Lead ONTO your pencil: Bill Gates pours cash into graphene condoms

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Cancer

It's going to cause cancer of the penis, isn't it.

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Study: Arctic warming at 'stunning' rate – highest temps in 44,000 years

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Prof Curry after analysing the paper, "simplistic inferences about global warming in the Arctic seem unjustified."

Well, quite.

http://judithcurry.com/2013/10/25/unprecedented-arctic-warming/

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Windows 8.1: A bit square, sure, but WAIT! It has a Start button

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Start button

If you could possibly think of a more cack-handed way of implementing a start button for the desktop, Microsoft have managed to achieve it already. The situation as I see it is I've upgraded from 8 to 8.1, primarily to get things like the start button back, but now I've got it back it's so utterly crap I want it taken away again.

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Snowden: 'I have data on EVERY NSA operation against China'

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Re: Traitor

They're the intellectual descendants of the Cambridge 5; they're anti-American elitists.

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Re: Stupid

Another idiotic reply. The argument seems to be "we don't want or need SIGINT".

Yes, yes you do. Believe me you need it.

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Stupid

The spectacularly short-sighted and, frankly, stupid comments here demonstrate that people born after the fall of the Berlin wall have absolutely no clue whatsoever about the importance of SIGINT to the life of the nation.

Worse, malign regimes like China's, which is currently engaged in a massive State backed industrial, military and corporate espionage campaign against the West, are given a free pass.

What is WRONG with you people?

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Double-click? Oh how conventional of you, darling!

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Conventions...

These conventions weren't really thought about all that hard, were they, but they're with us now. I wonder if people are thinking hard about conventions for new technologies, like Kinnect or similar. Let's hope so.

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Austerity BITES: Greece ends extra hols for civil servants forced to use hated COMPUTERS

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Re: Bankrupt - No wonder

I don't think Greece is an island. It's mainland, but counts quite a few islands as part of its territory (a bit like the UK).

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OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

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BT

I've had BT broadband (ASDL, now BT Infinity) for seven years and the only problems I've ever had related to either the rooter needing a reboot, or the router dying. Both easily fixed and dealt with by BT Customer Services. I've NEVER had a problem with them or their customer services, or billing or anything at all.

In this particular case however, they're definitely over-stepped the mark. In fact this BT pop-up is idiotic and I can't believe someone actually signed off on it. If they don't remove it, I would just change provider.

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Snowden journo's boyfriend 'had crypto key for thumb-drive files written down' - cops

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Remarkable.

It's remarkable to me that certain people here seem to hate their own countries more than those who are actually despotic, enough to support Snowden in his vainglorious attempt to get recognition. I mean the guy is HIDING IN RUSSIA, a country that tends to shoot awkward journalists rather than hold them at airports for a few hours.

You people DISGUST ME.

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Facebook strips away a bit more of your privacy – but won't say why

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Why?

Why is anyone still on Facebook?

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Acorn’s would-be ZX Spectrum killer, the Electron, is 30

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Atom?

Oh jeez, you're talking about the Acorn Atom too. I had one of those. It had 12k of RAM (I think 5k was used for ROM actually, or the screen or something, I can't remember). It also had really annoying "snow" on the screen whenever you did graphics (if you didn't know about interrupts to get the timing right, which I didn't at the time).

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I had one...

I had one, mostly used it to play Elite. Elite on the Electron wasn't as good as the BBC B original (wasn't fast enough to do sun twinkling and didn't have colour, for example), but it was OK. Friends with C64's had the best games, the best graphics and the best sound. But I was OK with it. Taught me how to code (BASIC and Assembler) too.

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BALLMER TO RETIRE FROM MICROSOFT

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Really?

Shares up 9%?

Ahahaha. That's kind of funny.

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Snowden journalist's partner gave Brit spooks passwords to seized files

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Re: Journalism is dead, long live the Queen

And which newspaper, supported by the fat hypocrite Tom Watson, was at the forefront of legislation to control the Free Press in the UK? Step forward, the Guardian.

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Google Glass is HIGH FASHION in September Vogue magazine

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Glassholes.

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Bill Gates's barbed comments pop Google's broadband balloons

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Re: Intelligence!

He's one of those self-satisfied sanctimonious people who's made his stack doing precisely what he thinks other people shouldn't, and now wants to lecture everybody else on how they should do something completely different to what he did to get rich in the first place, like helping the poor.

I would take him more seriously if he only had a couple of million in the bank because throughout his wealth accumulation days he actually gave it all away to good causes. But no, he's got a big house and a foundation he can use to lecture everybody else.

So many people like him in the world talking absolute **** it's amazing.

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Google scientists rebel over company's support for 'climate-hoax' Senator

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Re: Such is the price of food...

"I applaud all who stand up for truth"

So, you'll be applauding Inhofe, then.

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Pacemaker hack legend Barnaby Jack dies just before Black Hat revelations

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WTF?

Re: Sounds suspicious to me, better check where the Alphabet Agencies have been

Which is more likely: That this guy died of natural causes because you know sometimes people do, or that he was assassinated by Lizard Theorists for working out a new way to hack an ATM?

Remember, the Bourne movies were fiction and get a grip on yourself.

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Raid millions of bank accounts. New easy-to-use tool. Yours for $5,000

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So...

Do the anti-virus companies have technology to catch this, then? I mean when I power up my PC this evening, how do I know whether or not it's there?

I'm using Microsoft Security Essentials (or Windows Defender as it's known on Windows 8).

At work we have McCrapFee.

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Screw it, says NSA leaker Snowden: I'm applying for asylum in Russia

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Haha

This guy is a comedian. Russia? A mafia run state?

He's pathetic.

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STEVE BALLMER KILLS WINDOWS

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Stack ranking.

It'll make little difference if management as still "stack ranking" their employees.

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Snowden: US and Israel did create Stuxnet attack code

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Err

So, Snowden is sitting in Russia, a mafia state where journalists are regularly bumped off, spilling US, UK intelligence secrets.

I hope he gets extradited and spends the rest of his life in prison. He's a massive ****.

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NASA to flip ion engine's 'OFF' switch after brilliant 5.5 year burn

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Meh

Not just...

It's not just about propulsion and the kind of speeds you can reach though, is it. The faster you go, the more energy gets imparted when you impact something. Travel at even small fractions of light speed and a dust particle hitting you could blow your equipment up in a brilliant flash of light.

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Ballmer: 'I call it all Windows, all the time'

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Public Interest?

"making or facilitating disclosures in the public interest"

Who are these people to decide what's in the public interest? The bloody cheek of it.

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NSA PRISM deepthroat VANISHES as pole-dance lover cries into keyboard

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"The gutsy whistleblower"

He's not a whistleblower, he's a traitor. He's also a massive douche.

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Microsoft SQL Server 14 man: 'Nothing stops a Hekaton transaction'

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Happy

Re: Question...

Well, that's kind of the answer. This doesn't affect latency of the client/server interaction much if at all, what it does do is improve the parallelism within the server itself when it's managing hundreds or thousands of clients at once.

I see.

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Question...

So, as there's a significant lag between committing the transaction in memory and writing it to disk, if your instance crashes, all of those transactions are lost. Sounds more like a method for caching stuff you don't really care about all that much, rather than some important improvement here.

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Climate scientists agree: Humans cause global warming

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I don't think it does, no. It simply points out how unscientific the study is and how the conclusions and headline in no way match the methodology and data. One could describe it as "marketing", in a way, but I would describe it as a deliberate attempt to hoodwink the public.

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FAIL

I didn't read all of the comments here, but has anyone read the rebuttal to it? Cook's paper is a load of old bollocks.

http://rankexploits.com/musings/2013/on-the-consensus/#comment-113199

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Google research chief: 'Emergent artificial intelligence? Hogwash!'

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He's right. The idea that intelligence/consciousness "emerges" just by crossing some threshold of informational complexity is silly, but it's one that seems to be prevalant in Computer Science (and popular culture).

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McAfee all-in-one security suite covers PCs, tablets, and smartphones

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Ah.

Full Spectrum Bloatware.

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The Germans are coming - Software AG borgs LongJump

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CASE

Yea, I remember Case Tools.

What a disaster.

Good luck with that.

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Dark matter researchers think they've got a signal

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Contradiction

Doesn't this somewhat contradict the recent data showing there's little to no dark matter detectable in our little region of the galaxy. Models say it should be there and that we should be able to detect its presence. But it is absent!

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Climate change set to bumpify transatlantic flights, say researchers

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FAIL

Wonderful.

Is there nothing CO2 cannot achieve? What a remarkable trace gas.

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SimCity owners get free game, EA will get A NEW CEO

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Unhappy

Link dead.

Your link to a list of previous games no longer supported online is dead.

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Here's the $4.99 utility that might just have saved Windows 8

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Meh

I like it.

I actually like Win 8. OK, I don't spend ANY time in Metro, except very occasionally when I have to search for something. But that's rare because all of my stuff is in shortcuts on my task bar (grouped). I've got about 120 items down there.

There are some things in desktop Win 8 that are quite nice, including the new task manager.

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Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

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To be fair, this does sound like a complete load of unmitigated bollocks.

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BBC's new bosses - the lawyers - strike out Savile probe testimony

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Angel

As I understand it, the redactions were for legal reasons, i.e. someone saying things that some other third party might sue over.

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